Download or read book I Love You for Your Personality But Your Dick Is a Real Nice Bonus written by Love's Notebooks and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-07 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Love's Funny Gag Notebook sure to give a good laugh to you or a spouse, partner, girlfriend or boyfriend on birthdays, anniversaries, valentines, Christmas, Mothers, Fathers day or any other gift giving occasion.If giving to family, friends or colleagues this Notebook includes 110 wide ruled lined pages for using as a journal, to take notes, for creative writing or journaling or just to vent their frustrations.If giving to your partner it could also be used as a private notebook for writing love letters, romantic (or naughty) ideas, future plans, thoughts and comments to each other.Can also be given as an appreciative gift to show how thankful you are to your friend, partner, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife or spouse.6" x 9" size dimensions are a substantial size for writing and ideal for throwing in a handbag, backpack or desk drawerMakes an ideal and perfect present idea for any gift giving occasion such as, valentines day, christmas or a birthday. Also great as a stocking stuffer or a cheap but quality secret santa present for under 10 dollars.Can be used as a blank notebook, journal to write in, composition book or diary.

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Download or read book The Advocate written by and published by . This book was released on 2003-05-13 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Advocate is a lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender (LGBT) monthly newsmagazine. Established in 1967, it is the oldest continuing LGBT publication in the United States.

Download or read book Learning to Drown written by Sommer Marsden and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-02-11 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ember is into the whole abduction scenario. She tries and tries to coach her boyfriend Damien in the fine art of being her abductor and sexual tyrant. It's not working. One night, while locked in his truck's tool box, she's towed from Damien's property. Lucas Crow, freelance repo man and all around growly dominant, rescues her from her self-imposed prison. He even takes her home, feeds her and gets her cuffs off when it becomes evident that Damien is not coming to her rescue.Taken with Ember and her story, Lucas gives her a choice. Stay in her unhappy relationship and play 'games' (basically dominating Damien by dictating his behavior) or stay with him as his 'captive' and learn what true surrender is. It's like learning to drown, giving up to get where you want to be. Ember is eerily taken with this man and his quiet and sure ways. The more she discovers the more she wants to discover. Like his history, his back story, where that sexy scar in his eyebrow came from. When Ember meets Matthew Crow, she's not sure she can do what might be expected of her. Matthew's everything his brother isn't. He's mouthy, petulant, younger and spoiled. And he informs her on the way to a repo job, that they share women–he and Lucas. And they're going to share her–and he can't wait to get his taste. Ember is torn. Stay and get to experience more of the sexual talents of Lucas and Matthew Crow or leave. Does she stay and learn to drown and maybe experience the erotic levels she truly craves, or does she keep struggling and never learn the joy of submission and surrender?

Download or read book Praise written by Sara Cate and published by Sourcebooks Casablanca. This book was released on 2023-02-14 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: She's a good girl, but she's falling for the wrong man. Broken down by her emotionally neglectful ex, all Charlie Underwood wants is someone to tell her she's good enough. Then she stumbles into a new job with a boss who brings her to her knees-literally. As an owner of the Salacious Players' Club, Emerson Grant knows exactly what he wants and isn't shy about his particular tastes. But when he mistakes Charlie for a candidate to be his new submissive instead of his son's ex-girlfriend, he immediately tries to correct the situation. He offers Charlie a job as his secretary and nothing more... Yet now that Charlie has seen a glimpse of what can happen when she's honest about what she wants, she makes it clear that all she wants is Emerson. He might be twice her age and her ex-boyfriend's dad, but he's also the only man who can give her everything she desires. How far will she go to hear his approval?

Download or read book Heartsong written by S. W. Vaughn and published by Loose Id Llc. This book was released on 2010-01-31 with total page 324 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A slave and a prostitute, both bound to serve a Fae prince, fall into lust--and love--behind the prince's back. But can their love break Fae laws and set them both free?" Trystan Raines loves cock. That's a bonus in his line of work--he's a prostitute, and damned good at his job. But pickings have been slim lately, and he's homeless and flat broke. So when a stranger offers him a million dollars to play escort for a month, he jumps without looking--right into a world most humans don't know exists. The world of the Fae. And his new master-for-a-month is their gorgeous prince, Braelan, who wants to "experience" New York with a human. Uriskel also serves Braelan, as a bodyguard, but his term is a lot longer than Trytan's: life, without possibility of parole. He's also Braelan's half-brother--but he can't let the prince know that, or the King will have him killed. Uriskel is less than pleased when Braelan introduces his new human toy, and informs him that he's to play bodyguard to the prince in the human realm. Trystan thinks Uri's an asshole. Uri thinks Trystan's a fool. But when the prince forces them to perform sexual favors with each other for his amusement, they discover mutual lust that deepens to love. Unfortunately, there's no way the prince will let them be together--unless it's over Uri's dead body. "Publisher's Note: This book contains explicit sexual content, graphic language, and situations that some readers may find objectionable: Male/male sexual practices, violence." Previous Book: "Skin Deep," also available in print.

Download or read book Zodiac Academy written by Peckham and published by . This book was released on 2021-08-30 with total page 562 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: **This is a retelling of book 1 of Zodiac Academy from the perspective of Orion, Darius, Caleb, Seth and Max** The Vega twins are alive. Those five words circle in my mind like an oncoming storm. They change everything about the future we thought had been set in stone. They challenge everything we were raised to be and the stability of the entire kingdom. They're coming to our academy looking for the life that was stolen from them, but we can't let them take it back. So much hangs in the balance and we can't risk the arrival of two naïve princesses destroying everything we worked so hard for. I have trained in dark magic, overcome all challenges and stood in the shadow of Lionel Acrux for far too long already. I won't let them come between me and his downfall. Which means they have to go before they discover how powerful they truly are. This is a retelling of the first book in the Zodiac Academy series from the point of view of Orion and the Heirs and should be read after you have finished the original story. It includes scenes from alternative points of view as well over 50k words of additional content and scenes which have never before been revealed. So prepare to step into the dark minds of the Zodiac boys and watch out for the heartbreak and carnage that will ensue.

Download or read book The Job written by Cara Dee and published by . This book was released on 2021-04-20 with total page 246 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Family - Crime - Humor - Suspense - Standalone With the help of their ball-busting daughter, some questionable morals, and an important job to get done, Casey and Boone will steal you away to the grit and glitz of Las Vegas in this fast-paced romance. I'm not supposed to do this job without Boone. We may not share genes, but it's been us against the world since his mom took me in as a toddler. The rowdy O'Sullivan boys who raised all the hell that Vegas could handle. Not that all my memories are wild and make my heart race. After all, I realized I was in love with the bastard at some point, so there's been plenty of pathetic yearning and jealousy too. Even so, it's been him and me. Brothers, partners in crime, and, for the past six years, co-parents to an amazing little girl. But that's another story. Right now, I gotta focus on the job our cousin gave us, and I need Boone by my side. The problem is we haven't really been on speaking terms for four years now. This story takes place in Cara Dee's Camassia Cove Universe, a fictional town where all books stand on their own, unless otherwise stated, and the reader can jump in wherever they want.

Download or read book Fire Cannot Kill a Dragon written by James Hibberd and published by Corgi. This book was released on 2022-03-03 with total page 464 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: