Download or read book I Laughed So Hard I Peed My Panties written by Carey Erichson and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2008-06-01 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A complete and unabridged collection of Jokes and stories. We cover all ethnics, colors religions, politics, boys, girls, gays, lesbians, others. We poke fun at everyone and everything. There are no dirty jokes in this book, but some are very very risque. It can be shared in mixed company and displayed on your coffee table.

Download or read book I Laughed So Hard I Peed My Pants written by Kelli Berzuk and published by Incontinence & Pelvic Pain Clinic. This book was released on 2002 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Female urinary incontinece; exercises, and education for increasing bladder control

Download or read book Luna Lola written by Park Kara and published by SuperNovel(HK)Co.,Limited. This book was released on 2024-04-30 with total page 253 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "I, Grayson Dawson, Alpha of the Moonlit Pack, reject you, Lola Ashton, as my mate and Luna of this pack," I heard Grayson's voice reach my ear and a single tear ran down my left cheek as it felt like my heart was being ripped out of my chest. "I, Lola Ashton, accept..." I did not finish my sentence before he held me up by my throat and snarled in my face. His eyes had already changed colors so I knew his wolf was in charge. "You will not reject me, slut. I am your owner and I tell you what to do and when," he slapped me across the face and threw me on the ground. *** After being rejected by her mate in the Moonlit pack, Lola escaped on a full moon only to enter the territory of the next Alpha King who also happened to be her second chance mate. Adrian is the next Alpha King but he hasn't been able to assume his role because he needed a Luna by his side. A rogue that trespassed on his territory, whom he ordered be killed turned out to be his mate leaving him in a dilemma. Will Adrian reject Lola because she came into his territory as a rogue? Will he overcome what happened to him in the past and give Lola a chance or reject her and go ahead with Fay as his chosen Luna? What will happen when everyone finds out just how much power Lola wields and how she's supposed to protect her kind in an oncoming war? Find out in Lola- The Moon Wolf!

Download or read book Along the Shore written by Rochelle Alers and published by Dafina. This book was released on 2022-07-26 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Set on a charming North Carolina island, the latest novel in National bestselling author Rochelle Alers’ unforgettable, heartfelt Book Club series tells of one woman whose past comes calling—even as a new beginning beckons . . . Cherie Renee Thompson is finally ready to dive into change. After two summers vacationing on Coates Island, she’s now a permanent resident, studying to be a teacher, and has formed invaluable friendships with two remarkable women, Kayana and Leah. Their summer book club, which meets weekly at the Seaside Café, has taught Cherie to seize the day. And as the ex-mistress of a powerful politician consistently unable to commit, Cherie is determined not to waste any more time—or try romance again . . . When Cherie meets new sheriff and ex-army veteran Reese Matthews, there’s an immediate, undeniable spark between them. For his part, Reese has survived ongoing loss and believes that Cherie is as open and uncomplicated as she appears—until her former flame returns. Free of his responsibilities, he’s offering Cherie the luxurious life he always promised . . . Now, in a summer of glowing potential, tranquil days, and book club meetings filled with insight and caring, Cherie must weigh past dreams against new chances, search her heart for what’s real—and what will fulfill her most. “Mature, realistic protagonists, a plethora of family and friends, and a well-researched and thoughtful story that skillfully straddles the line between romance and women’s fiction beautifully sets the stage for this fascinating series to come.” —Library Journal on The Inheritance

Download or read book How Not to Drown in a Glass of Water written by Angie Cruz and published by Flatiron Books. This book was released on 2022-09-13 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A NEW YORK TIMES EDITOR'S CHOICE · A NEW YORK TIMES BOOK REVIEW NOTABLE BOOK · REVIEWED ON THE FRONT COVER From GMA BOOK CLUB PICK and WOMEN'S PRIZE FINALIST Angie Cruz, author of Dominicana, an electrifying new novel about a woman who has lost everything but the chance to finally tell her story “Will have you LAUGHING line after line...Cruz AIMS FOR THE HEART, and fires.” —Los Angeles Times "An endearing portrait of a FIERCE, FUNNY woman." —The Washington Post Cara Romero thought she would work at the factory of little lamps for the rest of her life. But when, in her mid-50s, she loses her job in the Great Recession, she is forced back into the job market for the first time in decades. Set up with a job counselor, Cara instead begins to narrate the story of her life. Over the course of twelve sessions, Cara recounts her tempestuous love affairs, her alternately biting and loving relationships with her neighbor Lulu and her sister Angela, her struggles with debt, gentrification and loss, and, eventually, what really happened between her and her estranged son, Fernando. As Cara confronts her darkest secrets and regrets, we see a woman buffeted by life but still full of fight. Structurally inventive and emotionally kaleidoscopic, How Not to Drown in a Glass of Water is Angie Cruz’s most ambitious and moving novel yet, and Cara is a heroine for the ages.

Download or read book Lisa s Diaries written by Lisa Joy and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2013-09-20 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE MicrosoftInternetExplorer4 /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-priority:99; mso-style-qformat:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi;} Lisa's Diaries is a true story of a single mom who was working for Mental Health and Addictions. Just when she thought she felt she was at the top of her game she met a man online who introduced her to crack cocaine. This book is her journal entries as she goes through detox and rehab. She recounts her downward spiral into addiction and her fight to stay alive and stay sober. She discovers that sometimes you have to lose everything to find yourself.

Download or read book Lily of the Waters written by Rhys Darkwood and published by Marcelo Marins Rodrigues. This book was released on 2024-07-26 with total page 282 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Raised in the heart of the ocean, a water elemental princess lives a sheltered existence. Her world is turned upside down when she's betrothed to a fire prince from a rival kingdom. Can a love born from such opposing forces survive? As she navigates a world of fire and passion, she must also uncover a dark secret that threatens both kingdoms. Will her magic be enough to save them? Find out in this captivating tale of love, magic, and destiny.

Download or read book The Company of Heaven written by Marilène Phipps-Kettlewell and published by University of Iowa Press. This book was released on 2010-10-28 with total page 205 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The Iowa Short Fiction Award in honor of James O. Freedman."

Download or read book You Deserve a Drink written by Mamrie Hart and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2015-05-26 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A New York Times bestselling, riotously funny collection of boozy misadventures from the creator of the YouTube series, “You Deserve a Drink.” Mamrie Hart is a drinking star with a Youtube problem. With over a million subscribers to her cult-hit video series “You Deserve a Drink,” Hart has been entertaining viewers with a combination of tasty libations and raunchy puns since 2011. Hart also co-wrote/co-starred in Dirty Thirty and Camp Takota with Grace Helbig and Hannah Hart. Finally, Hart has compiled her best drinking stories—and worst hangovers—into one hilarious volume. From the spring break where she and her girlfriends avoided tan lines by staying at an all-male gay nudist resort, to the bachelorette party where she accidentally hired a sixty-year-old meth head to teach the group pole dancing (not to mention the time she lit herself on fire during a Flaming Lips concert), Hart accompanies each story with an original cocktail recipe, ensuring that You Deserve a Drink is as educational as it is entertaining. With cameos from familiar friends from the YouTube scene and a foreword by Grace Helbig, this glimpse into Hart’s life brings warmth and humor to the woman fans know and love. And for readers who haven’t met Mamrie yet—take a warm-up shot and break out the cocktail shaker: you’re going to need a drink. “Hart is a pull-no-punches comedian with a talent for self-deprecation in the guise of self-aggrandizement, a winning formula.”—The New York Times

Download or read book Obviously written by Akilah Hughes and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2019-09-24 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A refreshingly funny and blisteringly unsentimental coming-of-age memoir." -John Green, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Turtles All The Way Down and The Fault in Our Stars In Akilah Hughes's world, family--and life--are often complicated, but always funny. Through intimate and hilarious essays, Akilah takes readers along on her journey from the small Kentucky town where she was born--and eventually became a spelling bee champ and 15-year-old high school graduate--to New York City, where she took careful steps to fulfill her dream of becoming a writer and performer. Like Tiffany Haddish's The Last Black Unicorn or Mindy Kaling's Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? for the YA set, Akilah pens revealing and laugh-out-loud funny essays about her life, covering everything from her racist fifth grade teacher, her struggles with weight and acne, her failed attempts at joining the cheerleading team, how to literally get to New York (hint: for a girl on a budget, it may include multiple bus transfers) and exactly how to "make it" once you finally get there.

Download or read book They Call Me Jack written by Benjamin J. Davis V and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2009-03-09 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the life story of Jackson Wallace, a Homeless man living on the streets of New York City. Follow him as he tells the story of his trials and tribulations.

Download or read book You Deserve a Drink Deluxe written by Mamrie Hart and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2015-05-26 with total page 316 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A New York Times bestselling, riotously funny collection of boozy misadventures from the creator of the YouTube series, “You Deserve a Drink”. *This deluxe eBook edition of provides readers with hilarious, exclusive video content that brings Mamrie Hart's book to life. Readers will be introduced to the friends who accompanied Mamrie on her wild excursions, watch some of her formidable life experiences from the days of VHS, and see cocktails poured IRL from the book’s recipe collection. Mamrie Hart is a drinking star with a Youtube problem. With over a million subscribers to her cult-hit video series “You Deserve a Drink,” Hart has been entertaining viewers with a combination of tasty libations and raunchy puns since 2011. Hart also co-wrote/co-starred in Dirty Thirty and Camp Takota with Grace Helbig and Hannah Hart. Finally, Hart has compiled her best drinking stories—and worst hangovers—into one hilarious volume. From the spring break where she and her girlfriends avoided tan lines by staying at an all-male gay nudist resort, to the bachelorette party where she accidentally hired a sixty-year-old meth head to teach the group pole dancing (not to mention the time she lit herself on fire during a Flaming Lips concert), Hart accompanies each story with an original cocktail recipe, ensuring that You Deserve a Drink is as educational as it is entertaining. With cameos from familiar friends from the YouTube scene and a foreword by Grace Helbig, this glimpse into Hart’s life brings warmth and humor to the woman fans know and love. And for readers who haven’t met Mamrie yet—take a warm-up shot and break out the cocktail shaker: you’re going to need a drink. “Hart is a pull-no-punches comedian with a talent for self-deprecation in the guise of self-aggrandizement, a winning formula.”—The New York Times

Download or read book Doctor s Orders written by Kristen Kelly and published by Kristen Kelly. This book was released on 2022-06-22 with total page 287 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a duet, included Doctor Steamy and House Call by Kristen Kelly Book 1: Doctor Steamy A steamy Inst-love, secret baby romance, that will keep you enchanted. Love seldom comes without complications, especially for these two. If you love engaging strong characters, lots of emotional dialogue, twisty page-turning plots, and hilarious emotional reads, you'll love Doctor Steamy. Book 2: House Call. Harvey Russo, (the other Doctor Russo) is just the opposite of his cousin, Steven. Harvey is just a big kid. He chews gum, wears cartoon characters on his shirt, dates a lot, and loves to play practical jokes on his team mates. These qualities make him adorable, but only to those under twelve. When he finds the woman of his dreams is heading to Lebanon to work for Doctors without Borders, he jumps on the same plane too. He has a plan. He’ll win her over with charm and wit. But Gwen is not buying what he has to offer. Or is she? These two stories are part of the Man in Uniform Series, together as a duet for the first time. Each is a complete romance with a happily ever after. What Reviewers are saying…………………… “Splashes of fun throughout.” “I absolutely loved this book! An intense emotional read.” “I loved the ending. Hilarious!”

Download or read book Plain and Proud written by ALI IMRAN and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2013-12 with total page 449 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who is Alain? Gay. Adopted. Extremely awkward. Ugly especially to himself and others. He's longing for love and it ain't going to be an easy road. What does it take to find someone who will love you back for who you are inside and out? Great things happen for those with pure heart and those who is worth of them.

Download or read book The Long Run written by Leo Furey and published by Shambhala Publications. This book was released on 2007-10-09 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the face of loneliness and brutality, a group of boys in the Mount Kildare Orphanage, located in the small city of St. John's, Newfoundland, bands together to look out for one another and secretly train for the city's marathon.

Download or read book Hover written by Anne A. Wilson and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2015-06-02 with total page 317 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Helicopter pilot Lt. Sara Denning joins a navy battle group with little fanfare—and that's just the way she likes it. After her brother Ian's tragic death, her career path seemed obvious: step into his shoes and enter the Naval Academy, despite her fear of water. Sara's philosophy is simple—blend in, be competent, and above all, never do anything to stand out as a woman in a man's world. Somewhere along the way, Sara lost herself—her feminine, easygoing soul is now buried under so many defensive layers, she can't reach it anymore. When she meets strong, self-assured Lt. Eric Marxen, her defenses start to falter. Eric coordinates flight operations for a Navy SEAL team that requests Sara as the exclusive pilot. This blatant show of favoritism causes conflict with the other pilots; Sara's sexist boss seems intent on making her life miserable, and her roommate and best friend, the only other woman on the ship, is avoiding her. It doesn't help that her interactions with Eric leave her reeling. The endgame of the SEALs' mission is so secret, even Sara doesn't know the reason behind her mandated participation. Soon, though, the training missions become real, and Sara must overcome her fears before they plunge her into danger. When Sara's life is on the line, can she find her true self again and follow the orders of her heart before it is too late? Anne A. Wilson's Hover is a thrilling, emotional women's journey written by a groundbreaking former navy pilot.

Download or read book An Ocelot in an Underwear Drawer written by Christopher Scott Ford and published by WestBow Press. This book was released on 2017-02-27 with total page 331 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Chris took a long time to learn something wonderful . . . In an honest and intimate storytelling style, Chris relives triumphs, catastrophes, and plenty of moments that fell somewhere in between. With a friendly and nostalgic voice, he unfolds his adventures and misadventures one by one, has us laughing at times and choking back a tear at others, and shows us a good time along the way. From a lonely playground sandbox to a high, snowy mountaintop; from raging whitewater, exciting baseball tournaments, and mysterious lava tunnels to the terrors of Junior High; from the bleak bottom of too many booze bottles to the joyful realization that there is a God who loves him, this warm, funny, heart-tugging, and inspiring collection of adventures provides us with vivid reminders of the value of family, the strength of tenacity, the power of faith, the need for forgiveness, and the importance of always striving to be an ocelot in an underwear drawer.