Download or read book Creepy Pair of Underwear written by Aaron Reynolds and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-08-15 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the celebrated team behind Creepy Carrots!, Aaron Reynolds and Caldecott Honor winner Peter Brown, comes a hilarious (and just a little creepy) story of a brave rabbit and a very weird pair of underwear. Jasper Rabbit is NOT a little bunny anymore. He’s not afraid of the dark, and he’s definitely not afraid of something as silly as underwear. But when the lights go out, suddenly his new big rabbit underwear glows in the dark. A ghoulish, greenish glow. If Jasper didn’t know any better he’d say his undies were a little, well, creepy. Jasper’s not scared obviously, he’s just done with creepy underwear. But after trying everything to get rid of them, they keep coming back!
Download or read book I Had My Underwear on the Entire Time written by Michael Blair and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-13 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One day when he was eighteen, Michael Blair was lounging on the living room sofa when his mother shut off the vacuum and turned his world upside down. "Craig is not your real dad," she suddenly told him.Stunned by the news, Michael discovered that this was a secret his entire family had kept from him.Two years later Michael began the search for his biological father. Wading through years of untruths and talking to people who were not forthcoming, Michael spent the next twenty-five years following clues and leads, all resulting in more questions and dead end roads. Finally, as with many adoptees, science caught up with the impossible and Michael was able to use a home DNA test to uncover the identity of his biological father. He quickly realized that the answer he had searched for came with many consequences. Finding his biological father was not the end of his journey, like he had hoped. Instead, he discovered that it was just the beginning.I Had My Underwear On the Entire Time is a book about secrets. It's the story about a forty-five-year-old mystery that gets unearthed and the aftermath that follows. This book is for those who carry secrets and also for those who are the keepers of secrets. It is also for the few who seek answers to their own mysteries. I Had My Underwear On The Entire Time can serve as a guide to those on a quest and it showcases the author's successes and missteps along the way. This book may motivate people who find themselves in a similar situation and may prove that they are not alone.
Download or read book Where Is My Underwear written by Justin Kipp and published by Walter Justin Kipp. This book was released on 2019-06-12 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A colorful, children's picture book for ages 3-8 about a kid who loses his last pair of underwear and the frustrating search for them. His brother joins in the search, at times offering more confusion than help. Where is my Underwear teaches kids how to talk out a problem and retrace your steps. It is a book with a play on words and homonyms, that may twist your tongue at times making it fun to read. Will he and his brother ever find his underwear, or will it be lost forever? If you like the children's book, Underwear! By Mary Elise Monsell or The Underwear Book by Todd Parr, then you'll like Where is My Underwear.
Download or read book Ode to Underwear written by Helaine Becker and published by Scholastic Canada. This book was released on 2013-09 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Helaine Becker and Mike Boldt team up for another hilarious storytime romp! Let's hear it for our underwear! From boxers to bloomers and briefs to bikinis, whether they're frilly, silly, or saggy - we all have our favourite pair, so give three cheers for underwear! The uproarious team behind Little Jack Horner, Live From the Corner brings us another silly storytime treat, this time celebrating an underappreciated piece of our wardrobe: underpants! With Helaine Becker's boisterous rhyming text and Mike Boldt's buoyant illustrations, Ode to Underwear is a perfect read-aloud for anyone who loves to laugh!
Download or read book Those Are Not My Underpants written by Melissa Martin and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2021-06-15 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Someone lost their underpants! There, dangling from that tree branch! Are they YOURS? New York Times bestselling author/illustrator of Can I Be Your Dog?, Troy Cummings, brings to life Melissa Martin's gentle but hilarious read aloud, filled with silliness and gleeful anticipation of THE END. One morning, Bear Cub wakes up and finds underwear hanging on a tree limb. Who could they belong to? Ever inquisitive, he sets out on a quest through the forest to find the tighty whities' rightful owner. Could the underpants belong to Squirrel? Moose? Snake, maybe? Salmon?! Each animal denies that the bloomers belong to them, but readers will surely be giggling every step on the way...especially when they find out who the underpants actually belong to. Award-winning illustrator Troy Cummings delivers his signature warmth and humor to what could have been a very embarassing tail, er, I mean TALE, by author and child therapist Melissa Martin.
Download or read book One Big Pair of Underwear written by Laura Gehl and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-09-09 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Count and share with…underwear! Come along on a zany adventure with this Classic Board Book edition of One Big Pair of Underwear from New York Times bestselling illustrator Tom Lichtenheld! What’s one thing that two bears, three yaks, four goats, and six cats have in common? They hate to share. But look out—here comes a pack of twenty pigs ready to prove that sharing makes everything twice as fun! This seriously silly Classic Board Book with artwork by the New York Times bestselling illustrator of Goodnight, Goodnight Construction Site irresistibly combines the concepts of counting and sharing.
Download or read book Animals in Underwear ABC written by Todd Parr and published by LB Kids. This book was released on 2013-12-03 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From alligator to zebra - with a goldfish, iguana, yak, and even a unicorn in between - there's no better way to learn the alphabet than with animals... in underwear! Todd Parr's signature kid-friendly illustrations and bold colors showcase an array of animals in all kinds of hilarious underwear styles, making learning the alphabet tons of fun. Featuring a padded cover and gate folds on every spread, here's a playful, silly way for kids to learn their ABCs!
Download or read book Vegetables in Underwear written by Jared Chapman and published by Abrams. This book was released on 2015-04-07 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A bunch of friendly vegetables wear colorful underwear of all varieties—big, small, clean, dirty, serious, and funny—demonstrating for young ones the silliness and necessity of this item of clothing. The unexpectedness of vegetables in their unmentionables is enough to draw giggles, but the pride with which the “big kid” attire is flaunted in front of the baby carrots in diapers will tickle readers of all ages. With rhyming text that begs to be chanted aloud and art that looks good enough to eat, this vibrant story will encourage preschoolers to celebrate having left those diapers behind!
Download or read book When Love was Clean Underwear written by Susan Barr-Toman and published by . This book was released on 2009 with total page 165 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lucy Pescitelli is a virgin pushing thirty, working part-time at a funeral home and still living with her mother Marge. A woman so domineering that she forces Lucy to help her commit suicide by following step-by-step instructions as if they were a recipe for deviled eggs. Now, Lucy is on her own for the first time. The social mores of Jane Austen meet the city streets of Rocky Balboa as Lucy must negotiate a world of rigid expectations, entertain a cast of comical characters, and decide whom to marry or not in the still tradition-bound South Philadelphia of the early 1990s.
Download or read book Creepy Carrots written by Aaron Reynolds and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-08-21 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this Caldecott Honor–winning picture book, The Twilight Zone comes to the carrot patch as a rabbit fears his favorite treats are out to get him. Includes audio! Jasper Rabbit loves carrots—especially Crackenhopper Field carrots. He eats them on the way to school. He eats them going to Little League. He eats them walking home. Until the day the carrots start following him...or are they? Celebrated artist Peter Brown’s stylish illustrations pair perfectly with Aaron Reynold’s text in this hilarious picture book that shows it’s all fun and games…until you get too greedy.
Download or read book Underwear written by Mary Elise Monsell and published by Albert Whitman & Company. This book was released on 1988-03-01 with total page 27 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bismark the Buffalo is grumpy and unlovable until his friends teach him how to laugh and show him that wearing colorful underwear can be great fun. Zachary Zebra and Orfo Orangutan love underwear—all colors, prints, and styles! Every year they go together to the World's Greatest Grassland Underwear Fair. But Bismark Buffalo is always sad and grumpy. Of course, he does not like underwear. The grassland animals feel sorry for Bismark. But then they get an idea—an idea about underwear and an idea about Bismark.
Download or read book Will the Nurse Make Me Take My Underwear Off written by Joel L. Schwartz and published by Laurel Leaf. This book was released on 1990 with total page 195 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In his diary, teenager Eric Mason records his anxieties and fears, along with factual information, about drugs, dating, AIDS, moodiness, smoking, personal hygiene, and more.
Download or read book There s an Alien in My Underwear written by Bruce Coville and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2001-04 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Tim comes home from school and finds Beebo, a two-foot-high orange alien, he knows that he's in for trouble.
Download or read book Underneath It All written by Amber J. Keyser and published by Twenty-First Century Books ™. This book was released on 2018-01-01 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For most of human history, the garments women wore under their clothes were hidden. The earliest underwear provided warmth and protection. But eventually, women's undergarments became complex structures designed to shape their bodies to fit the fashion ideals of the time. In the modern era, undergarments are out in the open, from the designer corsets Madonna wore on stage to Beyoncé's pregnancy announcement on Instagram. This feminist exploration of women's underwear reveals the intimate role lingerie plays in defining women's bodies, sexuality, gender identity, and body image. It is a story of control and restraint but also female empowerment and self-expression. You will never look at underwear the same way again.
Download or read book How Underwear Got Under There written by Kathy Shaskan and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2015-04 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A humorous look at the science, fashion, and social ramifications of underwear throughout history.
Download or read book I Lost My Underwear Today written by Colonel Korne and published by . This book was released on 2008-12-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Skillfully wending words, sounds, and images, author/illustrator,Colonel Korne paints poetic pictures that catapult readers into awitty world of rhymes. Whether weaving a web of intrigue in "Spider,Spider," rhapsodizing reminiscently in "Memories of Grandpa," or theprovocative pun in "Honeydew, Honeydew," he hits the heart, not withsap, but with a refreshing twist that draws in everyone who picks upthis unique volume. Children's poetry? Hardly, but make no mistake.Kids love the Colonel. Adults will chuckle at the double entendresresplendent in the Colonel's work and identify with the trials thatvex characters like Emily Lou, the hippo ballerina. All ages willrelish the artwork that ranges from realism to cartoon sketches.Educators will appreciate the natural use of literary devices: "TheButterfly" as a picture poem, the synonyms in "I Lost My UnderwearToday", as well as wonderful examples of irony, alliteration, andmetaphor replete in this masterfully written work.
Download or read book The Underwear Book written by Todd Parr and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2012-08-07 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A surprising and silly book about underwear, The Underwear Book features such wisdom as "DO wear fancy underwear under your dress," and "DON'T hang upside down on the monkey bars." Illustrated with Todd Parr's trademark bold, bright colors and silly scenes!
