Download or read book How Librarians Swear Coloring Book written by Misty coloring books Publisher and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-20 with total page 81 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for the perfect gift idea for a Librarian ? Then, this Swear Words Coloring Book is the present idea. Get this fun activity Swearing Coloring Book for Adults to fill with your favorite colors. This lovely swear word adult coloring book contains mandala pattern/ illustration centered with a swear word. You'll have so much fun discovering all swearing word and paint them, to have fun, relaxation, and be stress free! Perfect for every painting skill Level: It is a perfect coloring book for adults and seniors, for all skill levels even if you are a beginner. This swearing book contains more than 40 relaxing Coloring Pages: This incredible swear coloring book is an effective and fun-filled way to relax and reduce stress. Makes a Perfect Gift: Wonderful stress relieves and Relaxation Gift Ideas who love to color. Get a copy for someone in your life and make them smile. BUY NOW AND START COLORING.
Download or read book Swearing Like a Motherfucking Librarian written by Colorful Swearing Dreams and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-16 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: GAG GIFT IDEA - SWEAR WORD COLORING BOOK FOR GROWN-UPS This is an Adult Coloring Book of 20 Hilarious Librarian Related Swearing Words and Relaxing Designs where men, women, librarians who can relief their stress by coloring & without cussing out loud! FOR ADULT ONLY. Cover Soft Silky Matte Cover Size 8.5 x 11 inches (21.59 x 27.94 cm) Features 20 Unique & Relaxing Designs to Color for Adult Only This Coloring book Contains 20 hilarious Uncensored Swear Words (including F-words, C-words, etc.) Each Swear word is designed around Mandalas, Paisley Patterns, Flowers & more Each Coloring Page is designed for Laughing, Relaxing & Passing Time The Variety of Designs offer something for every skill level Your choice of coloring tools can be used (Gel Pens, Colored Pencils, Markers, Crayons, etc.) Each Coloring Page is Printed on One Side of white paper for best results. Examples of Cuss Words you can find in this Coloring Book "It Takes a Big Heart to Deal with Loud Dipshits" "You're Way Too Dumb as Fuck for this Book" ""Shhhhh" You Shitty Shitface" and more! These coloring books are the best funny gag gift ideas for White Elephant, Retirement, Birthdays, Christmas for social workers moms, dads, coworkers, colleagues, etc. Unleash your inner artist as you color this therapeutic antistress coloring book, perfect for getting rid of negative feelings & staying stress-free. TIME TO COLOR THE STRESS AWAY
Download or read book Coloring for Adults written by Adult Coloring and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-03-16 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: - Includes 50 relaxing adult coloring book sheets!
Download or read book An Adult Coloring Book For Sex Addicts written by Pigeon Coloring Books and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-10 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for a high quality gag gift that doesn't cost an arm and a leg? Well, with this hilariously inappropriate coloring book you can call your loved ones a 'slut' in style! Containing 30 extremely vulgar coloring pages rude enough to make your grandmother swoon... this filthy coloring book features a variety beautifully drawn and relaxing paisley, henna, mandala and floral coloring pages, each featuring a different offensive swear word or depraved quote with kinky illustrations. Sure to spice up your hen/bachelorette party! Make sure you're recording because the look on their faces when they open this book will be priceless! Each of the shocking coloring pages are printed single sided, so the user can easily remove the pages once they have been colored and they can proudly display them on their walls! Or so they can be removed before coloring if you are planning to use a messier coloring medium, so you don't run the risk of ruining any of the other coloring pages inside this book! So whatever your coloring tool of choice is (pencils, pens, markers, paints etc) you don't have to worry about bleeding through onto the other designs. Each of the dirty designs inside this book range in complexity, from simple easy to color designs with big spaces, to much more intricate and challenging designs for even the most experienced coloring book enthusiasts. So whatever your ability you'll be able to find something right for you and color to your heart's content! So if you have a dirty minded, foul mouthed or kinky friend or family member with a good sense of humor. Or maybe your BFF has done the walk of shame a few too many times recently? This coloring book could be a great way to embarrass them!
Download or read book I Work At A Public Library written by Gina Sheridan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-07-31 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From a patron's missing wetsuit to the scent of crab cakes wafting through the stacks, Sheridan showcases the oddities that have come across her circulation desk: encounters with local eccentrics; bizarre reference requests; and heart-warming stories of patrons who roam the stacks every day.
Download or read book Badass Grandma written by Caitlin Peterson and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2022-02-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Caitlin Peterson's Badass Grandma shows that while the Stones generation may have grandkids, they haven’t lost their edge. Not safe for typical Nanas! If you have go-go boots and a leather jacket stashed in a closet rather than tissues and hard candies in a cardigan pocket, this coloring book is for you. Blast a little classic rock as you salute living the grand years your way. Whether you live for cocktails and casinos, skydiving and jet-setting, yoga and mandala tattoos...this is your space. Free yourself from staying within the lines of the traditional grandma as you color wherever your on-the-go lifestyle takes you and, of course, alongside your awesome grandkids—but not before noon. - Enjoy more than 30 fun illustrations and sassy sayings to color - Give yourself the self-care you deserve as a modern grandma - Share your badass art and inspiration with your glam-ma squad
Download or read book Finding Your Colors written by Hertz Nazaire and published by Indigo Book. This book was released on 2017-06-11 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Finding Your Colors is a series of fine art adult coloring books created by Haitian born artist Hertz Nazaire. This project was taken on with the goal of addressing a need in the Sickle Cell Community to have a coloring book that is relatable to those in this community. The artist has used his own experience living with the pain of Sickle Cell Anemia and Depression to create an effective art therapy tool for stress and anxiety relief. Finding Your Colors is a solace for the mind away from pain and depression. No matter what difficulties your are facing in life, Nazaire believes Art can help you find your focus. If you are seeking some stress relief taking a quiet moment to add color to the pages in this book can go a long way towards helping you endure the hardships of your day. Be mindful of the changes in your mood as you find your colors.
Download or read book The Last Librarian written by Brandt Legg and published by Laughing Rain. This book was released on 2015-11-02 with total page 381 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A thought provoking thriller from the USA Today bestselling author of The Cosega Sequence. and The CapStone Conspiracy. Never let them catch you reading. Eighty years from now there is no war, no hunger, and no pollution. The government decides to close the last remaining library still housing physical books. The contents will be burned. Almost no one notices. almost no one cares. In the year 2098, the world is secure and Earth’s 2.9 billion people are healthy and happy. After overcoming a series of calamities in the first half of the century, human advancements birthed a utopian sociey. So when the government announces it will shut down the last library and destroy the books, it hardly seems important. But in addition to the dusty volumes, the library holds many secrets. Unless an unlikely trio can save the books, humanity will lose more than just what is printed on those antique pages. With a single government ruling the entire planet, one currency, one language and no religion, the population is unified and enjoying the prosperity that comes with more than seven decades of peace. Free healthcare for all, and guaranteed employment, make the future a dream. But this future may only be safe if the AOI can hide the past. The books must be saved! The impossible task is up to an angry author, a brazen revolutionary and the last librarian. When everything is perfect, the only thing left to fear is the truth. This conspiracy thriller will appeal to fans of Ray Bradbury, George Orwell, Marcus Sakey, Ernest Cline, Hugh Howey, Daniel Silva, Clive Cussler, Orson Scott Card, Pierce Brown, Blake Crouch, Douglas E. Richards, A.G. Riddle, Ursula Le Guin, and Suzanne Collins. Praise for the Justar Journal "Pushed all the right buttons - SciFi, mystery, techno-thriller, quotes from great authors . . . " "Fascinating, clever story reminiscent of 1984.” “Richly deep characters. His words flow smoothly over a textured plot that's interlaced with an imaginative world of science fiction, captivating readers.” “A complex conspiracy that kept me guessing and reading until I consumed the entire series!" "Very engaging plot with thought provoking turns. Very exciting read.” Find out why nearly a million copies of Brandt Legg's books have been sold/downloaded worldwide. THE LAST LIBRARIAN (Justar Journal #1) THE LOST TREERUNNER (Justar Journal #2) THE LIST KEEPERS (Justar Journal #3)
Download or read book A Memory of Light written by Robert Jordan and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2013-04-09 with total page 1042 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Wheel of Time is now an original series on Prime Video, starring Rosamund Pike as Moiraine! With Robert Jordan’s untimely passing in 2007, Brandon Sanderson, the New York Times bestselling author of the Mistborn novels and the Stormlight Archive, was chosen by Jordan’s editor—his wife, Harriet McDougal—to complete the final volume in The Wheel of Time®, later expanded to three books. In A Memory of Light, the fourteenth and concluding novel in Jordan’s #1 New York Times bestselling epic fantasy series, the armies of Light gather to fight in Tarmon Gai’don, the Last Battle, to save the Westland nations from the shadow forces of the Dark One. Rand al’Thor, the Dragon Reborn, is ready to fulfill his destiny. To defeat the enemy that threatens them all, he must convince his reluctant allies that his plan—as foolhardy and dangerous as it appears—is their only chance to stop the Dark One’s ascension and secure a lasting peace. But if Rand’s course of action fails, the world will be engulfed in shadow. Across the land, Mat, Perrin, and Egwene engage in battle with Shadowspawn, Trollocs, Darkfriends, and other creatures of the Blight. Sacrifices are made, lives are lost, but victory is unassured. For when Rand confronts the Dark One in Shayol Ghul, he is bombarded with conflicting visions of the future that reveal there is more at stake for humanity than winning the war. Since its debut in 1990, The Wheel of Time® by Robert Jordan has captivated millions of readers around the globe with its scope, originality, and compelling characters. The last six books in series were all instant #1 New York Times bestsellers, and The Eye of the World was named one of America's best-loved novels by PBS's The Great American Read. The Wheel of Time® New Spring: The Novel #1 The Eye of the World #2 The Great Hunt #3 The Dragon Reborn #4 The Shadow Rising #5 The Fires of Heaven #6 Lord of Chaos #7 A Crown of Swords #8 The Path of Daggers #9 Winter's Heart #10 Crossroads of Twilight #11 Knife of Dreams By Robert Jordan and Brandon Sanderson #12 The Gathering Storm #13 Towers of Midnight #14 A Memory of Light By Robert Jordan and Teresa Patterson The World of Robert Jordan's The Wheel of Time By Robert Jordan, Harriet McDougal, Alan Romanczuk, and Maria Simons The Wheel of Time Companion By Robert Jordan and Amy Romanczuk Patterns of the Wheel: Coloring Art Based on Robert Jordan's The Wheel of Time At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
Download or read book Tiara s Hat Parade written by Kelly Starling Lyons and published by Albert Whitman & Company. This book was released on 2020-04-01 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 2021 Christopher Award - Books for Young People WSRA Children's Literature: Picture This 2021 Recommendation List Penn GSE Graduate School of Education, The Best Books for Young Readers of 2020 Black Caucus of the American Library Association BCALA, 2020 Best of the Best Booklist Read Across America, Picture Book of the Month March 2021 A mother-daughter story about celebrating a special fashion tradition. Tiara has a gift for storytelling; her momma has a gift for making hats. When a new store opens that sells cheaper hats, Momma has to set her dreams aside, but Tiara has an idea for helping Momma's dreams come true again.
Download or read book My Dog Is the Best written by Laurie Ann Thompson and published by Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR). This book was released on 2015-06-09 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you get when you combine one energetic, enthusiastic little boy with his sleepy but tolerant dog? Unconditional love. Using simple words and spare illustrations, My Dog Is the Best celebrates the special bond that exists between a young child and a beloved family pet. It's the heartwarming story of two best friends. . . told by a boy with a very active imagination.
Download or read book Dirty Greek written by Cristos Samaras and published by Ulysses Press. This book was released on 2013-02-05 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Learn all the fun words and modern slang street phrases you never got to in Greek class with this fun, super-handy English-Greek phrasebook. Next time you’re traveling or just chattin’ in Greek with your friends, drop the textbook formality and bust out with expressions they never teach you in school, including: • cool slang • funny insults • explicit terms • raw swear words Dirty Greek teaches the casual expressions heard every day on the streets from Athens to Thessaloníki with phrases from "What’s up?" (Tee YEE-neh-teh?) to "Let’s party!" (EH-la na VHOO-meh toh VRA-thee!) and much more!
Download or read book Cat Dog Dog written by Nelly Buchet and published by Schwartz & Wade. This book was released on 2020-04-28 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here is the oh-so-hilarious and adorable story of a blended family-- using just a few words in various configurations-- from the pets' point-of-view! Cat and Dog live with their human in a suburban house with a big backyard. Sure, they fight like.... well, cats and dogs, but they're used to one another. Dog-- a different dog-- lives a happy only child life in the city with his dad. He has the bed to himself, he never has to share his toys, and that's the way he likes it. So what happens when the Dog's dad and Cat and Dog's mom move in together? Well, it's chaotic. There's not enough room on the bed, for starters. But as the seasons pass, the three animals become a trio and learn to (mostly) love one another. Just as they're settling into a cozy life as a threesome, along comes..... a baby! This laugh-out-loud picture book, which is the recipient of The Irma Simonton Black and James H. Black Award for Excellence in Children’s Literature, cleverly uses two repeating words and is sure to strike a chord with kids dealing with the ups-and-downs of settling into a blended family of their own.
Download or read book Flipped written by Wendelin Van Draanen and published by Ember. This book was released on 2003-05-13 with total page 259 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A classic he-said-she-said romantic comedy! This updated anniversary edition offers story-behind-the-story revelations from author Wendelin Van Draanen. The first time she saw him, she flipped. The first time he saw her, he ran. That was the second grade, but not much has changed by the seventh. Juli says: “My Bryce. Still walking around with my first kiss.” He says: “It’s been six years of strategic avoidance and social discomfort.” But in the eighth grade everything gets turned upside down: just as Bryce is thinking that there’s maybe more to Juli than meets the eye, she’s thinking that he’s not quite all he seemed. This is a classic romantic comedy of errors told in alternating chapters by two fresh, funny voices. The updated anniversary edition contains 32 pages of extra backmatter: essays from Wendelin Van Draanen on her sources of inspiration, on the making of the movie of Flipped, on why she’ll never write a sequel, and a selection of the amazing fan mail she’s received. Awards and accolades for Flipped: SLJ Top 100 Children’s Novels of all time IRA-CBC Children’s Choice IRA Teacher’s Choice Honor winner, Judy Lopez Memorial Award/WNBA Winner of the California Young Reader Medal “We flipped over this fantastic book, its gutsy girl Juli and its wise, wonderful ending.” — The Chicago Tribune “Van Draanen has another winner in this eighth-grade ‘he-said, she-said’ romance. A fast, funny, egg-cellent winner.” — SLJ, Starred review “With a charismatic leading lady kids will flip over, a compelling dynamic between the two narrators and a resonant ending, this novel is a great deal larger than the sum of its parts.” —Publishers Weekly, Starred review
Download or read book Human Resources Coloring Book written by Hr Passion Press and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-13 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: GIFT IDEAS-COLORING BOOK FOR HUMAN RESOURCES - SWEAR WORDSGet the best Human Resources Coloring book to relief and mood lifting. You will feel very good after done the coloring of one page. This coloring book contains funny and humorous HR related designs and sayings surrounded by beautiful patterns, mandalas, and flowers, etc... Coloring Book Features: 8.5x11 Softcover Coloring Book. White pages to make your own background color. Very helpful for Stress relief. Swear word pages. This Book makes a Perfect Gift for any HR Professionals, Managers...
Download or read book The Ballerinas written by Rachel Kapelke-Dale and published by St. Martin's Press. This book was released on 2021-12-07 with total page 332 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dare Me meets Black Swan and Luckiest Girl Alive in a captivating, voice-driven debut novel about a trio of ballerinas who meet as students at the Paris Opera Ballet School. "Enthralling...irresistible." ––New York Times "A standing ovation to this debut." ––E! News Thirteen years ago, Delphine Léger abandoned her prestigious soloist spot at the Paris Opera Ballet for a new life in St. Petersburg––taking with her a secret that could upend the lives of her best friends, fellow dancers Lindsay and Margaux. Now thirty-six years old, Delphine has returned to her former home and to the legendary Palais Garnier Opera House, to choreograph the ballet that will kickstart the next phase of her career––and, she hopes, finally make things right with her former friends. But Delphine quickly discovers that things have changed while she's been away...and some secrets can't stay buried forever. Moving between the trio's adolescent years and the present day, The Ballerinas explores the complexities of female friendship, the dark drive towards physical perfection in the name of artistic expression, the double-edged sword of ambition and passion, and the sublimated rage that so many women hold inside––all culminating in a twist you won't see coming, with a magnetic cast of characters you won't soon forget.
Download or read book Born of Fire written by Sherrilyn Kenyon and published by St. Martin's Paperbacks. This book was released on 2009-11-03 with total page 551 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a universe where assassins make the law, everyone lives in fear—except for Syn. Born of an illicit scandal that once rocked a dynasty, he always knew how to survive on the bloodthirsty streets. But that was then, and the future is now... Syn was raised as a tech-thief until his livelihood uncovered a truth that could end his life. He tried to destroy the evidence, and has been on the run ever since. Now trained as an assassin, he allows no one to threaten him. Ever. He is the darkness that swallows his enemies whole. Shahara Dagan is the best bounty hunter in the universe. When Syn comes back on the radar, she's the only one who can bring him to justice. There's only one problem: Syn is a close family friend who's helped out the Dagans countless times. But if she saves him, both of their lives will be on the line. Is Syn's protection worth the risk? The only hope Shahara has is to find the evidence he buried long ago. Now it's kill or be killed—and they, the predators, have just become the hunted... Born of Fire is the second book in bestselling author Sherrilyn Kenyon's League series.
