Download or read book How Aunts Swear Coloring Book written by Coloring Coloring Crew and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-03-27 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for funny gifts for Aunts? This Clean Swear Word Coloring Book is Perfect! In this book we have put together a list of hilarious, clean swear words that Aunts definitely can use! Funny and cheap gift ideas for Aunts are hard to come by but we think we've made a great one with this Aunt coloring book! Way more interesting than a pair of socks or a t-shirt. This hilarious non-sweary coloring book for grown ups will create plenty of laughs all round. If you have a friend or family member who appreciates funny gift ideas then you have come to the right place. Not only is this clean swear word adult coloring book an absolute bargain, but the hilarious non-sweary quotes in this adult coloring book are bound to bring a big smile to your favorite Aunt's face! We know how hard it can be to find gifts for Aunts, so we hope we have made life easier for you!

Download or read book Maniac Magee Newbery Medal Winner written by Jerry Spinelli and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2014-01-28 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Newbery Medal winning modern classic about a racially divided small town and a boy who runs. Jeffrey Lionel "Maniac" Magee might have lived a normal life if a freak accident hadn't made him an orphan. After living with his unhappy and uptight aunt and uncle for eight years, he decides to run--and not just run away, but run. This is where the myth of Maniac Magee begins, as he changes the lives of a racially divided small town with his amazing and legendary feats.

Download or read book Mommy Drinks Because You Cry written by Hannah Caner and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2016-04-26 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pull Mommy back from the edge with this irreverent adult coloring book! MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the adult coloring book for the delightfully impolite. For the rare moments you have to yourself, enjoy the calming act of coloring with a little dose of sass. This collection of beautiful designs and fun illustrations are paired with the very best of all our worst thoughts, from “I child-proofed my house, but they still get in,” to “Home is where the vodka is.” Each hilariously captioned design is printed on sturdy, tear-out pages perfect for amusing decoration or passive-aggressive gift-giving. When you want to unwind with coloring but aren’t in the mood to embrace sunshine and daisies, MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the perfect adult coloring book to let you speak your native sarcasm!

Download or read book The Rules of Magic written by Alice Hoffman and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-10-10 with total page 313 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An instant New York Times bestseller and Reese Witherspoon Book Club pick from beloved author Alice Hoffman—the spellbinding prequel to Practical Magic. Find your magic. For the Owens family, love is a curse that began in 1620, when Maria Owens was charged with witchery for loving the wrong man. Hundreds of years later, in New York City at the cusp of the sixties, when the whole world is about to change, Susanna Owens knows that her three children are dangerously unique. Difficult Franny, with skin as pale as milk and blood red hair, shy and beautiful Jet, who can read other people’s thoughts, and charismatic Vincent, who began looking for trouble on the day he could walk. From the start Susanna sets down rules for her children: No walking in the moonlight, no red shoes, no wearing black, no cats, no crows, no candles, no books about magic. And most importantly, never, ever, fall in love. But when her children visit their Aunt Isabelle, in the small Massachusetts town where the Owens family has been blamed for everything that has ever gone wrong, they uncover family secrets and begin to understand the truth of who they are. Yet, the children cannot escape love even if they try, just as they cannot escape the pains of the human heart. The two beautiful sisters will grow up to be the memorable aunts in Practical Magic, while Vincent, their beloved brother, will leave an unexpected legacy. Alice Hoffman delivers “fairy-tale promise with real-life struggle” (The New York Times Book Review) in a story how the only remedy for being human is to be true to yourself. Thrilling and exquisite, real and fantastical, The Rules of Magic is “irresistible…the kind of book you race through, then pause at the last forty pages, savoring your final moments with the characters” (USA TODAY, 4/4 stars).

Download or read book Hooky written by Míriam Bonastre Tur and published by Etch/Clarion Books. This book was released on 2021-09 with total page 389 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Dani and Dorian missed the bus to magic school, they never thought they'd wind up declared traitors to their own kind! Now, thanks to a series of mishaps, they are being chased by powerful magic families seeking the prophesied King of Witches and royals searching for missing princes. But they aren't alone. With a local troublemaker, a princess, and a teacher who can see the future on their side, they might just be able to clear their names...but can they heal their torn kingdom?

Download or read book Before We Were Strangers written by Renée Carlino and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-08-18 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the USA TODAY bestselling author of Sweet Thing and Nowhere But Here comes a love story about a Craigslist “missed connection” post that gives two people a second chance at love fifteen years after they were separated in New York City. To the Green-eyed Lovebird: We met fifteen years ago, almost to the day, when I moved my stuff into the NYU dorm room next to yours at Senior House. You called us fast friends. I like to think it was more. We lived on nothing but the excitement of finding ourselves through music (you were obsessed with Jeff Buckley), photography (I couldn’t stop taking pictures of you), hanging out in Washington Square Park, and all the weird things we did to make money. I learned more about myself that year than any other. Yet, somehow, it all fell apart. We lost touch the summer after graduation when I went to South America to work for National Geographic. When I came back, you were gone. A part of me still wonders if I pushed you too hard after the wedding… I didn’t see you again until a month ago. It was a Wednesday. You were rocking back on your heels, balancing on that thick yellow line that runs along the subway platform, waiting for the F train. I didn’t know it was you until it was too late, and then you were gone. Again. You said my name; I saw it on your lips. I tried to will the train to stop, just so I could say hello. After seeing you, all of the youthful feelings and memories came flooding back to me, and now I’ve spent the better part of a month wondering what your life is like. I might be totally out of my mind, but would you like to get a drink with me and catch up on the last decade and a half? M

Download or read book A Considerable Town written by Mary Frances Kennedy Fisher and published by Knopf Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 1978 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author writes about her passion for Marseilles--a city she has known for half a century--describing all aspects of past and present life in the ancient seaport

Download or read book Between the Lines written by Jodi Picoult and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-06-25 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Told in their separate voices, sixteen-year-old Prince Oliver, who wants to break free of his fairy-tale existence, and fifteen-year-old Delilah, a loner obsessed with Prince Oliver and the book in which he exists, work together to seek his freedom.

Download or read book Forged by Fire written by Sharon M. Draper and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-04-05 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The flame of love burns bright in the second book of Sharon M. Draper’s award-winning Hazelwood High trilogy. When Gerald was a child he was fascinated by fire. But fire is dangerous and powerful, and tragedy strikes. His substance-addicted mother is taken from him. Then he loses the loving generosity of a favorite aunt, and a brutal stepfather with a flaming temper and an evil secret makes his life miserable. The one bright light in Gerald's life is his little half sister, Angel, whom he struggles to protect from her father, who is abusing her. Somehow Gerald manages to finds success as a member of the Hazelwood Tigers basketball team, and Angel develops her talents as a dancer, despite the trouble that still haunts them. And Gerald learns, painfully, that young friends can die and old enemies must be faced. In the end he must stand up to his stepfather alone in a blazing confrontation. In this second book of the Hazelwood High trilogy, Sharon M. Draper has woven characters and events from Tears of a Tiger in an unflinchingly realistic portrayal of poverty and child abuse. It is an inspiring story of a young man who rises above the tragic circumstances of his life by drawing on the love and strength of family and friends.

Download or read book Dork Diaries Volume 12 of 12 written by Rachel Renee Russell and published by . This book was released on 2020-06-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Traditional Chinese and English bilingual edition of Dork Diaries 12: Tales from a Not-So-Secret Crush Catastrophe

Download or read book Best Fucking Word Search Ever written by Foul Mouth Fanny and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-11 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a fantastic book of sh*t to do whenever you are F*CKING BORED! Now you don't have to while away your time pleasuring yourself (you filthy animal), wishing there was a f*cking better way to keep your mind and hands busy... Foul Mouth Fanny's word search book is jam-packed with a variety of hilarious filthy word search puzzles! These word searches contain 1000 dirty words. These curse word puzzles are a great way to relieve your stress and relax, much in the same way that adult coloring books allow you to relax. This makes the perfect gag gift for any occassion, and is sure to suprise those who love word puzzles and crossword puzzles. Hilariously vulgar word search puzzles! Over 1000 of filthy cuss words, drug terms, insults, and sex terms. Expand your vocabulary! Great way to relieve stress and relax! Makes a perfect gag gift for any occasion! Large 8.5 x 11 inch size for easy use! Solutions on the back side of each puzzle!

Download or read book Best Friends Adult Coloring Book Funny Best Friend Sayings and Quotes with Relaxing Patterns and Animals to Color written by River Breeze Press and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-08-07 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A mix of funny and touching quotes along with relaxing coloring pages will show your BFF just how much you love her! It's filled with stress relieving mandalas, animals and nature patterns to color. While coloring, she can enjoy the quotes. Some are funny and some are sentimental, but all are about having an amazing friend to share life with. Quotes include: I love you more than wine, and that's a lot. I hope we grow old together, but I hope your boobs sag first. Best friends hear you even when you're quiet When I say I won't tell anyone, my best friend doesn't count. They say you can't pick your family, but you do get to pick your best friend. This is a great best friend gift idea for birthdays, holidays, get well gifts, Christmas, or just to show her that you are thinking of her! This is also great present for a relative who is more than your best friend, who is also your sister, mom, mother-in-law, aunt or grandmother. Give her the gift of relaxation and show you care with a gift of laughter, stress relief, and love. Order today!

Download or read book Say You Swear written by Meagan Brandy and published by Bloom Books. This book was released on 2024-03-26 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Her brother's best friend broke her heart, but what happens when his new teammate wants to put it back together? Arianna Johnson has been dreaming of what college life might bring, and it's finally coming over the horizon as she and her friends plan one last beachside summer together. So much has changed over the years, but there's always been one constant. The boy her heart returns to no matter where her imagination runs: her brother's best friend, Chase. This is the summer she'll finally tell him how she feels. That it's him. It's always been him. Until suddenly, it isn't. Ari's heart is in splinters when she meets star quarterback Noah Riley. His friendship is exactly what she needs after Chase's rejection, but from the start, Noah wants more. Even when their path is blurry, even when tragedy strikes, even when Ari doesn't know her own heart, Noah will fight for the feelings he knows they both have...no matter what it might cost them. They say first love lasts forever. Ari is about to find out if that's really true.

Download or read book The Really RELAXING Colouring Book for Adults written by Elizabeth James and published by . This book was released on 2015-09-28 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Really RELAXING Colouring Book for Adults is a beautiful and relaxing creative colouring book for all ages, and makes the perfect gift for anyone feeling under the weather ! The art of colouring is the perfect distraction from feeling ill, and will help them switch off, unwind, and unleash their inner creativity as they get lost in the flow of colouring in these stunning patterns and designs. Each of these beautiful individual designs are printed on a single page with the reverse left blank - so no bleed through, and perfect whether you use pencils, pens or paints. Collect the whole ' Really Relaxing Colouring Book' series, the lovely ' Completely Calming Colouring Books' and ' Colour Me Calm' series or try our unique ' Cool Colouring Books' Collection too!

Download or read book Hysterectomy Coloring Book written by Buzzle Press and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-12 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you have a Loved one, family member or friend who have undergone Hysterectomy Surgery? Help them recover speedily with this Hysterectomy coloring book for hysterectomy patients after surgery. Features 30 Cute stress relieving patterns with large coloring pages to color in. Perfect recovery gift for hysterectomy patients.

Download or read book Regretting You written by Colleen Hoover and published by Montlake Romance. This book was released on 2019 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "This book club in a box contains 7 stand alone titles of Colleen Hoover.

Download or read book A Snarky Adult Colouring Book written by Papeterie Bleu and published by Gray & Gold Publishing. This book was released on 2017-04-25 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 2018 GIFT IDEAS COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS HUMOR Champagne is my spirit animal. Snarky AF: Volume 3 Just because our current political discourse has inspired an entire line of Swear Word Adult Coloring Books, doesn't mean we need another coloring book with the F-bomb on the cover. Let's combine that anger and negativity, add a cup of sarcasm, a dash of passive aggressiveness, and a sprinkle of sass. Let this simmer on low, deep in your brain, for 20 minutes (or until it glows bright red). Your SNARK is now ready. As with revenge, this dish is best served cold. Popular recipients of this dish include: your boss, your mother in law, your ex, and of course, any telephone customer service representative. Happy Coloring? Shrug. Product Details: Printed single-sided on bright white paper Premium matte cover finish Soothing seamless patterns on reverse pages Perfect for all coloring mediums High quality 60 pound (90gsm) paper stock Large format 8.5" x 11.0" (22cm x 28cm) pages