Download or read book It Happens written by Edward A. Zanchi and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2002-12 with total page 394 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mary DeGregorio decides her family should take their first cruise-catapulting them into the vacation from hell. Their humorous adventure begins with a wild bus ride through the streets of New York City, the all to rapid education of young Jennifer, Mary's attempt to save the morals of a priest to make up for the incident with the Pope, and, most of all, eldest son's-B.A.D. and his boys- clash with a group of jewel thieves. The wild cruise culminates in a fierce firefight as 'Horseshit' Harry and his gang attempts their escape with the jewels. This all confirms Al DeGregorio's simple philosophy of life -..it Happens! This is never more evident than when B.A.D. and his boys struggle to escape from the jewel thieves: "Frozen by the headlights like deer, Big Louie and Rosie naked, they were resigned to the failure of their escape. They were dead meat."

Download or read book Hey Shit Happens written by Donald Gorbach and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-11-16 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to "Reality Coverbooks", where we've taken the most relevant subject matters and decided to leave the content to your imagination, so we left the inside blank. That's right! just a title page, a perfect quote to match the subject title and many blank pages with lines, for you to write your own lines. It's a perfect gift, greeting card, notebook, personal journal, a game, conversation piece, or the beginning of your own bestseller! It's better than a book, and with almost 100 titles, it'll be difficult for you to pick just one!

Download or read book Just Watch Me written by David Jacobs and published by Wheatmark, Inc.. This book was released on 2015 with total page 250 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

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Download or read book Shit written by Interpact Press and published by Interpact Press. This book was released on 2005-10 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a few short pages, you will learn how to use shit correctly in all social situations; how to introduce shit to toddlers and school kids; how to build shit into your everyday speech; how to include shit in all forms of writing, including business letters; how to measure shit; and how to make shit work for you and the entire family. More shit than you ever could fit in your brain.

Download or read book The Slangman Guide to Dirty English written by David Burke and published by SLANGMAN PUBLISHING. This book was released on 2003 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The only thing more embarrassing than being called a dirty word is not knowing what it means! This humorous guide will teach you the most commonly used obscenities, insults, and curses used in the English language. The Slangman Guide to DIRTY ENGLISH offers you over 1,200 popular words and expressions, followed by a clear definition, plus two example sentences used in context. In some cases, you will find a Learn More section directly below the example sentences. This section offers helpful details on pronunciation, synonyms, variations, and special information on how to sound like an American.

Download or read book Do You Believe written by Anna Albo and published by Anna Albo. This book was released on 2020-01-13 with total page 231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After a disastrous first year as the owner of the St. Paul Falcons, Allie Stewart needs a reset…badly. She also needs to build a winning team before it's too late. And the only way to do that is to land the top free agent in league history. But with nothing to offer him but promises and the Falcons' horrible reputation, the odds of Tyson Myers signing with the Falcons is slim to impossible. But without him, Allie risks losing the team. But that's not the only risk Allie's facing. With Will banished hundreds of miles away, can they continue to keep their relationship a secret and will it survive the distance? And as rumors persist about Allie's personal life, will it create cracks in her relationship with Will? As Allie struggles to keep the Falcons, can she also keep the man she loves before she loses it all?

Download or read book Enter at Your Own Risk written by Sandra Alex and published by Sandra Alex. This book was released on 2019-09-01 with total page 245 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kendra can't stand Wade. The feeling is mutual. Until someone changes the rules. This has been an epic trashy week. I’m studying to write the bar exam, and my best friend is getting married soon. As much as I hate it, my friends and I take her out for a bachelorette party. There’s a live band playing, and the lead singer just drips cocky attitude. The guy literally crashes into me in the bathroom hallway and he acts like it’s my fault. With his rudeness and course language, it takes everything in me not to clock him the way that my father taught me when I was a little girl. And then, when I don’t think that my week could get any worse, he shows up at the law firm the next day…and he’s my new client. *** What a horrible night. Normally, every chick in this place gives me bedroom eyes, but this one redhead, if looks could kill, I’d be dead. She’s like a disgruntled librarian with a bun in her hair so tight it’s like a facelift. We all but duke it out after she ploughs into me. Then this other chick shows up later, none-too-pleased, claiming that I fathered her unborn child! I should wear a sign that says, ‘Newsflash: I’m the only Ford kid that doesn’t have an inheritance, so back off!’. That should do it. But the message never gets across. I mean, what can you take away from a man to hurt him, when he already has nothing? Truth is, there’s plenty, especially after tonight… HEA (Happily Ever After) Hate to love romance Rock star romance Military romance Medium heat Course language Mild cliffhanger ending Second book in a complete 5 book standalone series "Music with fireworks! Voracious readers only helped me get to review this book. Now I couldn’t put this book down." - 5 Stars from Voracious Readers only reviewer "Wade & Kendra walk that fine line between love and hate. Crossing it could be so much fun!!" - 5 Stars from Julie, Amazon reviewer "Another fantastically wonderful read with so much heart. Loved the story line from beginning to end and can’t wait to read more. Thank you." - 5 Stars from Pennie Beecroft, Goodreads reviewer "OMG I thought Colton was in magnificent and here comes Wade. These brothers are so fine!!! Onward to Garrett for me after I read Wade and Kendra's extended epilogue." - 5 Stars from Sandy Johnson, Goodreads reviewer "This book was a great read! I loved the main characters and how they were able to deal with what life threw at them. Sexual situations that were steamy and hott! Relatable heroine. I wanted to cheer for them as a couple. Bridezilla was funny too!" - 5 Stars from @cjk_52205, Bookbub reviewer

Download or read book How Dark Is Your Dungeon written by John P. Smith and published by Strategic Book Publishing. This book was released on 2011-06-01 with total page 215 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From an early age, Gabby realised that she could make things happen, bad things. Gabby was born gifted, but it was a gift that seemed to have come straight from the pits of hell. In the novel How Dark Is Your Dungeon?, the custodians who built Stonehenge arranged for human offspring to preserve Stonehenge in all its glory for future generations. Gabby was the last of the caretakers, but before she could procreate, she was murdered. Stonehenge had protected the land from rising sea waters for untold generations, but with Gabby's death, the sea water is now free to rise and swallow up civilization. To save the people of Earth, spacecrafts are sent to rescue the humans and transport them to another place in time. However, things didn't go as planned...This dark sci-fi drama will rattle your beliefs right up to its startling conclusion and leave you asking, How Dark Is Your Dungeon? Author Bio: John P. Smith lives with his long-suffering wife, Teresa, daughter, Donna, and Leo the dog in Colchester, Essex, England. His latest novel is a love story. Publisher's website: http: //SBPRA.com/JohnPSmit

Download or read book Blue Door Red Bowl written by Joseph C. Forehan and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2021-11-30 with total page 303 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: By any standard and all expectations, James leads a typical Southern California middle class upbringing. AYSO soccer, a treehouse, best friends, a first love, and then off to college. But what happens when things unexpectedly fall apart? What happens when the security and hope of a quiet and satisfying childhood is upended with death, drugs and bad relationships? This is James’ story. A story about falling down, getting back up and then falling down even further. Set in the 90’s and early 2000’s, this story takes place in a time before social media, smartphones and all that comes with the world we know today. This is a story based on social interactions and a life that is led outside, a life not set behind screens and status updates. Blue Door, Red Bowl tells the story of a man trying to make things right, a story about a life with its challenges but ultimately, a life worth living.

Download or read book A Tamil Month written by V Sanjay Kumar and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2020-10-28 with total page 267 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tamil Nadu – where there are more temples than pharmacies, where the language is older than Sanskrit, where atheists have ruled for half a century provided they were atheists from the right caste. Tamil Nadu, where the young population is ripe for a revolution. At least this is what Nanban thinks, coming from the hub of Mumbai and well-versed in its Machiavellian political ways, he plans to shake things up. His meeting with Veerappan Gounder, who took a bit hit in the last election, seems like his chance to challenge the Tamil status quo. Together they embark on a campaign where no ideal is too high and no action too dastardly to get what Nanban wants – but at what price. V Sanjay Kumar weaves a political thriller as compelling as it is incisive, about the human factor and the vested interests that spark change and about an Indian state which is older than time and just as stubborn.

Download or read book Followers written by Raziel Reid and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-06-09 with total page 317 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A naïve teenager is thrown into the high-stakes, back-stabbing world of reality television in this gossipy, satirical romp, perfect for fans of reality TV. After a disastrous date results in her arrest, sixteen-year-old Lily Rhode is horrified to discover her mugshot is leaked on a gossip website. Lily is the niece of Whitney Paley, a Hollywood housewife and star of reality show Platinum Triangle, a soap-opera-style docu-series in the vein of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and The Hills, revolving around several glamorous families living in the Beverly Hills, Bel Air and Holmby Hills neighborhoods of Los Angeles. When Lily's mom kicks her out of their trailer home in the Valley, Whitney (Lily's mom's estranged sister) invites her to live with her, her movie-star husband, Patrick, and their daughter, Hailey. Lily is set up in the pool house and thrust into the company of reality-star offspring -- kids who are born with silver spoon emojis on their feed. Lily's cousin Hailey and the other teens have lived their entire lives on camera and are masters of deception, with Hailey leading the pack. As Lily learns from the Paleys how to navigate her newfound fame, she finds herself ensnared in the unfolding storylines. What Lily doesn't know is that she's just a pawn being used on the show to make the Paleys look sympathetic to viewers while distracting from on-set sexual misconduct rumors surrounding super hero dad Patrick Paley . . . Is Lily safe under Patrick's roof? Or will Lily be Patrick's downfall? If she isn't destroyed by Hailey first. When Lily catches the eye of Hailey's designated leading man Joel Strom -- it's war!

Download or read book Growing Wings written by Juliet Fisher and published by Austin Macauley Publishers. This book was released on 2023-03-31 with total page 330 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Juliet Fisher is a prosperous businesswoman with years of experience in the hospitality industry under her belt. She has five wonderful children whom she adores and a beautiful home in the Suffolk countryside. Yet life has not always been plain sailing. In this publication of Juliet’s personal diaries – a task she has been devoted to for decades – an honest and reflective account of the heartbreaks and immense joys of travel, work, marriage and motherhood is brought to life. Juliet sheds light on the journey that so many women face, and with it brings a message of hope and survival; that we can overcome the trials we face and become stronger because of it. Growing Wings is a story of growth, understanding and the journey that life takes us on. There are certainly twists and turns, unforeseen circumstances, and bumps in the road along the way. But one thing we can be sure of, despite all of this: life is amazing.

Download or read book Positively False written by Floyd Landis and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2007-06-26 with total page 319 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Landis, the American cyclist whose hard-earned 2006 Tour de France victory was stripped due to doping allegations, provides irrefutable evidence to clear his name and details the fascinating ups and downs of his life and career.

Download or read book Playing with Fire written by Lesley Davis and published by Bold Strokes Books Inc. This book was released on 2010-06-11 with total page 252 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Takira Lathan’s life revolves around her restaurant. She owns it, cooks in it, and is one hundred percent dedicated to its success. Her life starts to veer off course when money goes missing and so does her restaurant manager, leaving her in the lurch. Most importantly, raising her young nephew was never anywhere in her plans. Dante Groves could be the answer to Takira’s prayers. She’s an excellent manager and is totally at ease with children. She’s also mature, kind, and unashamedly butch. Takira can’t help being attracted, but Dante’s emotional baggage from her last relationship has left her way too wary of romance. Betrayed by those they trusted, Takira and Dante must rely on each other to create a recipe for success, both in business and in love.

Download or read book Good Deeds Gone Bad written by Shakira Boone and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2013-04-12 with total page 99 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two women, Complete strangers. Lala and Kay who meet for the first time threw a cousin Kays. Leaves her new born baby with Kay to watch while they went out. Now almost fourteen years later, due to LIES, BETRAYAL, CORRUPTION, and COVER UPS.Everything went from GOOD to BAD!! ALot of people life will never be the same, exspecially mines. All I can do is fight for what I know in my heart is right. But trust you me, when POWERFUL people come to play, its us the LITTLE people that pay, sometimes with our life! I know I almost did....... UNFORGETTABLE!!!!!!!!

Download or read book The Brotherhood of Man written by Kimani Kinyua and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-03-01 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After growing up to be very different people, four men tackle the challenges of relationships, the Italian mafia, and the FBI while showing everyone around them what it takes to be a true friend. Alex Blue, Cyprus Kane, Anthony Games, and Lorenzo Dali were inseparable as children. Now a photographer, a jazz artist, a professional thief, and a detective, their friendship is complex and complicated. Alexander Blue struggles with both depression and obsession with the love of his life. Lorenzo Dali is the reincarnation of Miles Davis and he has the attitude to match. Anthony and Cyprus are criminal and cop, friend and foe, and it's only a matter of time before their relationship comes to an explosive conclusion. The drama that unfolds between the four friends is fast-paced and gripping. Author Kimani Kinyua creates twists and turns that will leave readers speechless and eager to discover who makes it to the end and who doesn't.