Download or read book Have a Nice Life Asshole written by Creative Collective and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-02-08 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Revenge is a dish best served cold, but sometimes you can't wait that long. 50 unique hand curated best breakup insults to color * An Irreverent Adult Coloring Book* Illustrations ranging from beginner to advance* Mandalas, swear words and patterns for adults* Stress relieving project* Each Swear word and insults are designed with flowers, animals, and patterns * Each Coloring Page is designed for fun, humor and relaxation * The variety of pages for every skill level * Your choice of coloring tool can be used (pens, pencils, markers, crayons etc) * Each coloring page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through * It's called a breakup because it is broken.TAGS: sweary words coloring book, sweary coloring book, sweary book, swearing adult coloring book, swearing coloring book , swear word coloring book, adult coloring books best sellers, coloring books for adults relaxation, cats, dogs, kittens, mandalas, stress relieving patterns, coloring pages for adults, meditation, mindfulness meditation, nature mandalas coloring books for grownups, anti-stress management, Swear Words coloring book, swear coloring book, cursing coloring

Download or read book Dear Asshole written by Jillian Madison and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2011-08-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dear Asshole includes 101 letters to tell off all the assholes you encounter on a daily basis, each letter conveniently perforated so you can tear it out and give it to the desired offender. The world is full of assholes -- but now you can fight back! Ever wish you could leave a nasty note for that jerk meter maid who ticketed you, or the idiot who didn't clean up after his dog, or your asshole psychotic ex? Now you can! Whether it's the asshole landlord, the asshole cheapskate, the asshole backseat driver, or the constantly cheery asshole, you should never leave home without this useful book ever again! Letters include: Dear Asshole Who Stole My Parking Space Dear Asshole Who Doesn't Know How to Use Self-Checkout Dear Contagious Asshole Dear Constantly Broke Asshole Dear Online Dating Asshole Who Lied About Their Looks Dear Asshole Boss Dear Fanatically Religious Asshole at My Door And more!

Download or read book Breakup Sucks Adult Coloring Book written by Colour Your Mood and published by . This book was released on 2020-09-03 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you struggling to cope with a breakup? Do you feel the depth of pain but have nowhere to release it? Why not channel all that anger and sorrow into coloring?A breakup can no doubt be stressful and trying, therefore we hope that this coloring book can support you as you go through the different stages of grief during a breakup. In it, you will find a mixture of 50 savage and encouraging quotes as well as positive affirmations , each category designed to tackle a different phase of grieving. The pages of this book alternate between a coloring page and a journal page to reduce bleed through onto other designs while utilizing the blank pages for journaling, making it suitable for coloring with any coloring materials of your choice.Disclaimer: The content of this coloring book is solely for entertainment purposes and is not intended to be a substitute for professional medical advice, diagnosis or treatment. Always seek the advice of your physician or other qualified health providers for any issues regarding your condition.If you have a sister, mother, girlfriend, cousin or any lady friend who is currently going through a breakup, this makes an ideal gift to cheer them up and have a good laugh.

Download or read book The No Asshole Rule written by Robert I. Sutton and published by Business Plus. This book was released on 2007-02-22 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The definitive guide to working with -- and surviving -- bullies, creeps, jerks, tyrants, tormentors, despots, backstabbers, egomaniacs, and all the other assholes who do their best to destroy you at work. "What an asshole!" How many times have you said that about someone at work? You're not alone! In this groundbreaking book, Stanford University professor Robert I. Sutton builds on his acclaimed Harvard Business Review article to show you the best ways to deal with assholes...and why they can be so destructive to your company. Practical, compassionate, and in places downright funny, this guide offers: Strategies on how to pinpoint and eliminate negative influences for good Illuminating case histories from major organizations A self-diagnostic test and a program to identify and keep your own "inner jerk" from coming out The No Asshole Rule is a New York Times, Wall Street Journal, USA Today and Business Week bestseller.

Download or read book The Asshole Survival Guide written by Robert I. Sutton and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2017-09-12 with total page 229 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “This book is a contemporary classic—a shrewd and spirited guide to protecting ourselves from the jerks, bullies, tyrants, and trolls who seek to demean. We desperately need this antidote to the a-holes in our midst.”—Daniel H. Pink, best-selling author of To Sell Is Human and Drive How to avoid, outwit, and disarm assholes, from the author of the classic The No Asshole Rule As entertaining as it is useful, The Asshole Survival Guide delivers a cogent and methodical game plan for anybody who feels plagued by assholes. Sutton starts with diagnosis—what kind of asshole problem, exactly, are you dealing with? From there, he provides field-tested, evidence-based, and often surprising strategies for dealing with assholes—avoiding them, outwitting them, disarming them, sending them packing, and developing protective psychological armor. Sutton even teaches readers how to look inward to stifle their own inner jackass. Ultimately, this survival guide is about developing an outlook and personal plan that will help you preserve the sanity in your work life, and rescue all those perfectly good days from being ruined by some jerk. “Thought-provoking and often hilarious . . . An indispensable resource.”—Gretchen Rubin, best-selling author of The Happiness Project and Better Than Before “At last . . . clear steps for rejecting, deflecting, and deflating the jerks who blight our lives . . . Useful, evidence-based, and fun to read.”—Robert Cialdini, best-selling author of Influence and Pre-Suasion

Download or read book Divorce Coloring Book For Adults written by Inappropriate Coloring Books and published by . This book was released on 2019-06-15 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Divorce Coloring Book For Adults getting divorced can be a stressful time some why not take some time out with our stress relieving coloring book taking a snarky and humorours look at Divorce. With a variety of pattern filled coloring pages. Whether it's a gift for a friend, a Birthday, Mother's Day, Christmas present or just something for yourself this book is sure to keep you and your giggling and entertained for hours .... Features of this Book: All Professionally illustrated Designs Suitable for Coloring Pens, Markers, Pencils and Crayons. Single side printing and bordered for framing 2 Color test pages. This coloring book takes a snarky and humorous look at divorce with a multitude of stress relieving coloring pages designed to keep you relaxed and entertained for hours. Containing a variety of single sided images allowing for easy removal and framing. This will also help to prevent colors from bleeding through onto other designs meaning you can use any type of coloring pens, markers and pencils. Each image has been professionally illustrated and hand picked by us to guarantee you will receive high quality designs throughout the entire book. So sit back relax and enjoy some adult coloring.

Download or read book Assholes Finish First written by Tucker Max and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-10-18 with total page 434 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents a new collection of alcohol-induced "fratire" adventures in hedonism that convey the author's experiences of being intoxicated at inappropriate times, seducing a large number of women, and otherwise living in complete disregard of social norms.

Download or read book Breakup Survival Names I Want To Call My Ex Swear Words Coloring Book for Adults written by Lucas Timothy Krafts and published by . This book was released on 2020-06-28 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hate your Ex Husband? Boyfriend? This 40 Unique and Cool Swear Words coloring book for adults is perfect Gift to get over your break up. Cuss word with mandala and seamless pattern Artwork Coloring book for Adults to Stress free mind relaxation. Makes perfect gift for anyone that is looking for something related to Cuss Words or Swear Worlds and going through tough time and wants to color their Ex out of their lives by swearing them. Love Swearing Words and yet want to be creative with expressing it? Love coloring books? Color these cool Vectors on coloring page however you want and there is no wrong way to color even if you are a beginner or a pro. Interior Details: 81 pages (total) 40 Awesome Swear Word illustrations (one side with illustration and the other blank page to avoid color overlapping.). White Paper Matt finish Soft cover Flexible Paperback Size: 8 x 11 inches (21.59 x 27.94cm) comfortably large to draw on Why this coloring book? Free of Stress and anxiety . Coloring for adults and anyone that loves coloring. It's a hobby that can be taken with you wherever you go

Download or read book Nobody Will Tell You This But Me written by Bess Kalb and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2020-03-17 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NATIONAL BESTSELLER ONE OF THE BEST BOOKS OF THE YEAR: VOGUE • FORBES • BOOKPAGE • NEW YORK POST • WIRED “I have not been as profoundly moved by a book in years.” —Jodi Picoult Even after she left home for Hollywood, Emmy-nominated TV writer Bess Kalb saved every voicemail her grandmother Bobby Bell ever left her. Bobby was a force—irrepressible, glamorous, unapologetically opinionated. Bobby doted on Bess; Bess adored Bobby. Then, at ninety, Bobby died. But in this debut memoir, Bobby is speaking to Bess once more, in a voice as passionate as it ever was in life. Recounting both family lore and family secrets, Bobby brings us four generations of indomitable women and the men who loved them. There’s Bobby’s mother, who traveled solo from Belarus to America in the 1880s to escape the pogroms, and Bess’s mother, a 1970s rebel who always fought against convention. But it was Bobby and Bess who always had the most powerful bond: Bobby her granddaughter’s fiercest supporter, giving Bess unequivocal love, even if sometimes of the toughest kind. Nobody Will Tell You This But Me marks the creation of a totally new, virtuosic form of memoir: a reconstruction of a beloved grandmother’s words and wisdom to tell her family’s story with equal parts poignancy and hilarity.

Download or read book Just Don t Be an Asshole written by Kara Kinney Cartwright and published by Rodale Books. This book was released on 2020-03-24 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the tough love that boys need to hear today: a candid and whipsmart guide to being a good guy in a world full of assh*les. In this frank, funny, and necessary guidebook, Kara Kinney Cartwright, a mom who has raised two teenage boys, compiles all the unwritten rules of being a good guy. As it turns out, everyone needs to learn one major lesson to safely avoid assh*le territory: other people are also humans. (Whoa, right?) Just Don’t Be an Assh*le contains everything young men need to know to have positive interactions, make the best decisions, and recognize when they’re being jerks. Things like, Just don’t be an assh*le: • To your family (parents are not your employees) • To your friends (they’ll laugh at you, not with you) • At work (no one wants to hear your podcast idea) • To women (“Are you up?” doesn’t qualify as romance) • Online (if you wouldn’t do it in real life, don’t do it) • In the world (people unlike you are also people) • To yourself (it’s okay not to have all the answers)

Download or read book The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F ck written by Mark Manson and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2016-09-13 with total page 197 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 New York Times Bestseller Over 10 million copies sold In this generation-defining self-help guide, a superstar blogger cuts through the crap to show us how to stop trying to be "positive" all the time so that we can truly become better, happier people. For decades, we’ve been told that positive thinking is the key to a happy, rich life. "F**k positivity," Mark Manson says. "Let’s be honest, shit is f**ked and we have to live with it." In his wildly popular Internet blog, Manson doesn’t sugarcoat or equivocate. He tells it like it is—a dose of raw, refreshing, honest truth that is sorely lacking today. The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is his antidote to the coddling, let’s-all-feel-good mindset that has infected American society and spoiled a generation, rewarding them with gold medals just for showing up. Manson makes the argument, backed both by academic research and well-timed poop jokes, that improving our lives hinges not on our ability to turn lemons into lemonade, but on learning to stomach lemons better. Human beings are flawed and limited—"not everybody can be extraordinary, there are winners and losers in society, and some of it is not fair or your fault." Manson advises us to get to know our limitations and accept them. Once we embrace our fears, faults, and uncertainties, once we stop running and avoiding and start confronting painful truths, we can begin to find the courage, perseverance, honesty, responsibility, curiosity, and forgiveness we seek. There are only so many things we can give a f**k about so we need to figure out which ones really matter, Manson makes clear. While money is nice, caring about what you do with your life is better, because true wealth is about experience. A much-needed grab-you-by-the-shoulders-and-look-you-in-the-eye moment of real-talk, filled with entertaining stories and profane, ruthless humor, The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is a refreshing slap for a generation to help them lead contented, grounded lives.

Download or read book Breakup Swear Words written by Petty Colors and published by . This book was released on 2017-04-19 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The aftermath following a bad relationship break up can be an emotional time. Coloring swear words and colorful sayings could tremendously help with the healing process. In addition, completing various in-book activity sheets can also help a person embrace and let go of what once was. BreakUp Swear Words is a coloring & activity book ? coupled with a bit of humor and positive self-talk, that opens up greater possibilities for faster healing.

Download or read book Greetings Asshole written by John T and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-08-11 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Need to vent? Have a little unwanted stress in your life? Know someone who is an absolute dickweed? If you answered yes to any or all of the above questions, then you need to "Color your anger away and find paradise!" Greetings...Asshole is filled with hand-illustrated designs inspired by vintage travel postcards. These swear word adult coloring pages will have you and your friends laughing your asses off for hours! Enough swear words (hopefully) for each and every asshole in your life!

Download or read book Recover from the Narcissist written by MeMoments Creative and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-12-11 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: (Click on author name to see a video of the book) Narcissistic abuse is soul destroying. Whether you are an A.C.O.N (adult child of a narcissist) or have been in a relationship with a narcissist, you know what i mean. Narcissistic abuse (the gaslighting, the manipulations, the total lack of regard for you as a human being) destroys you piece by piece as you are used for 'supply' by the narcissist. The narcissist has no real 'sense of self' so they need to feed on yours to survive (similar to the way a vampire requires blood). Recovering from a relationship with a narcissist is hard and requires active work, whether you go low contact or no contact. "Recover from the Narcissist: Color to Cope" is an art therapy tool to help you do that. Coloring is a proven stress reliever and allows your mind to enter a state where you can process emotions on a deeper level. The book contains 27 pages for you to color, with healing phrases and images designed especially for survivors of narcissistic abuse. Some designs are snarky for you to have a giggle and vent, and others motivational to encourage you to reconnect with yourself. Coloring these images will help you process and 'own' what you have been through and celebrate and honor that you are a survivor! 'Society at large' is still largely ignorant of this form of abuse and will likely not understand that you need to take time to recover from a narcissist. I say "f*ck 'em!" They don't know what it feels like for your life to be turned upside down and inside out by a narcissist; heart broken, soul shattered. You deserve and owe it to yourself to take the time to heal. Product Details 27 professionally illustrated designs for you to color 3 BONUS frame designs - personalize with your mantras inside A color test and notes page Premium Glossy Finish Cover Design Large Format, roughly A4 size. 8.5"x11"

Download or read book Blue s Big Coloring Book Blue s Clues You written by Golden Books and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2020-09-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Blue's Clues & You Big Coloring Book features 50 stickers and a die-cut handle for good times on the go! Get to know Blue, Magenta, and all their friends from Nickelodeon's Blue's Clues & You. Boys and girls ages 3 to 7 will love this oversized coloring book, which features more than 50 stickers and a die-cut handle for on-the-go good times!

Download or read book Jasmine Becket Griffith Coloring Book written by Jasmine Becket-Griffith and published by . This book was released on 2016 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At last, Jasmine Becket-Griffith's most loved paintings are now available as a coloring book!Jasmine has selected 55 of her favorite characters to create this fantasy art adventure for you to enjoy. Designed for coloring book fanatics both young and old, there are detailed intricacies for those who love to lose themselves in meditative detail, and there are broad patches and fun characters for those who like to take a simpler approach.Each coloring pattern features an enlightening description about the original painting it is based on, and the individual character depicted, to satisfy the curiosity of the artist's many fans.

Download or read book Best Breakup Ever written by April Hirschman and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-15 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We've all been there. We had a stunning future all laid out with our partner or spouse and then it all fell apart. In this humorous look at breakups we view this pivotal time from a sincere place but also bring in a sense of humor and perspective. Hirschman draw's from her past growing up on a hippie commune in SF to suggest many unusual and often hilarious approaches. She draws on her over 20 years as a tarot reader and a decade as a life coach to give some great concrete tools, practices, and suggestions for getting over a break up. It makes the recovery as fun as possible by including chapters like Movie Therapy, Bridal Dress Shopping (while being single) and Floating in a Deprivation Tank. She also talks about "the geographic cure" and how to perform a breakup ritual. The reader will feel a friend is helping them pick themselves off the floor by offering a warm, knowledgeable and trustworthy hand. It's the perfect combination of levity and expertise.