Download or read book Happy Birthday to My Favourite Asshole written by Notebook Sarcasm and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-10 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Hilariously Funny Gag Notebook sure to give a good laugh to you and your friend, Partner, boss, coworker, relative or significant other or anyone in between on birthdays, anniversaries, valentines, Christmas, Mothers, Fathers day or any other gift giving occasion. There is a blank space at the beginning of the notebook to leave a special message. If giving to family, friends or colleagues this Notebook includes 120 wide ruled lined pages (60gsm) for using as a journal, to take notes, for creative writing or journaling or just to vent their frustrations. 6" x 9" size dimensions are a substantial size for writing and ideal for throwing in a handbag, backpack or desk drawer Makes an ideal and perfect present idea for any gift giving occasion such as, valentines day, christmas or a birthday. Also great as a stocking stuffer or a cheap but quality secret santa present for under 10 dollars. Can be used as a blank notebook, journal to write in, composition book or diary.

Download or read book Happy Birthday to My Favourite Asshole written by Notebook Sarcasm and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-10 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Hilariously Funny Gag Notebook sure to give a good laugh to you and your Boyfriend, Partner, Husband, Friend, Brother, Colleague, Father, Father in law, Granddad, Father figure or anyone in between on birthdays, anniversaries, valentines, Christmas, Fathers day or any other gift giving occasion. There is a blank space at the beginning of the notebook to leave a special message. If giving to family, friends or colleagues this Notebook includes 120 wide ruled lined pages (60gsm) for using as a journal, to take notes, for creative writing or journaling or just to vent their frustrations. 6" x 9" size dimensions are a substantial size for writing and ideal for throwing in a handbag, backpack or desk drawer Makes an ideal and perfect present idea for any gift giving occasion such as, valentines day, christmas or a birthday. Also great as a stocking stuffer or a cheap but quality secret santa present for under 10 dollars. Can be used as a blank notebook, journal to write in, composition book or diary.

Download or read book Happy Birthday to My Favorite Asshole written by Kriouech ZAKARIAA and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-24 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for a funny notebook gift ? you are in the reight place . Details : cover : math finish size : 6 x 9 pages : 120

Download or read book Happy Birthday Asshole written by Bridget Higgins and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-01-10 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Happy Birthday Asshole! Every Asshole Needs More Paper!" -Crazy-Ass Notepads-A funny birthday gag gift for someone who has everything but a crazy-ass notepad. It's funny and useful gift, after all...every asshole could use some more paper! -50 lined note pages titled 'Asshole Notes'We want you to happy with your purchase so please log in to be your Amazon account to access full-view of the sample pages on the "Look Inside' tool before purchasing. All novelty books printed on a non-glossy industry standard white paper stock.Visit Bridget's Amazon page to view more adult novelty books:www.amazon.com/author/bridgethiggins

Download or read book Happy Birthday Asshole written by R. J. Duncan and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-06-22 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THIS IS THE BEST CARD YOU WILL EVER GET! BECAUSE IT'S NOT A CARD AT ALL! IT'S A BOOK! CHECK OUT ALL THE OTHER BOOKS IN THE "BETTER THAN A CARD" SERIES This DIY book is just a great, creative, alternative gift card for that friend that has a great sense of humor. Fill in the book with whatever you feel is appropriate: pictures; best wishes from you and all of the birthday boy's/girl's friends; finger paintings; whatever!

Download or read book Happy Birthday Asshole written by R. J. Duncan and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-09 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THIS IS THE BEST CARD YOU WILL EVER GET! BECAUSE IT'S NOT A CARD AT ALL! IT'S A BOOK! CHECK OUT ALL THE OTHER BOOKS IN THE "BETTER THAN A CARD" SERIES This DIY book is just a great, creative, alternative gift card for that friend that has a great sense of humor. Fill in the book with whatever you feel is appropriate: pictures; best wishes from you and all of the birthday boy's/girl's friends; finger paintings; whatever! Get in touch with R.J.Duncan for a custom book!

Download or read book Happy Birthday Asshole written by Have a Have a Nice Day! and published by . This book was released on 2015-09-05 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you want to send somebody a message? This book is titled to send the recipient a message they won't forget! As a bonus, the book is filled with unnerving repetition of the phrase, over and over, ensuring that the true message gets across. It's maddening. Makes a great gag gift or prank.

Download or read book Assholes written by Aaron James and published by Anchor. This book was released on 2012-10-30 with total page 188 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the spirit of the mega-selling On Bullshit, philosopher Aaron James presents a theory of the asshole that is both intellectually provocative and existentially necessary. What does it mean for someone to be an asshole? The answer is not obvious, despite the fact that we are often personally stuck dealing with people for whom there is no better name. Try as we might to avoid them, assholes are found everywhere—at work, at home, on the road, and in the public sphere. Encountering one causes great difficulty and personal strain, especially because we often cannot understand why exactly someone should be acting like that. Asshole management begins with asshole understanding. Much as Machiavelli illuminated political strategy for princes, this book finally gives us the concepts to think or say why assholes disturb us so, and explains why such people seem part of the human social condition, especially in an age of raging narcissism and unbridled capitalism. These concepts are also practically useful, as understanding the asshole we are stuck with helps us think constructively about how to handle problems he (and they are mostly all men) presents. We get a better sense of when the asshole is best resisted, and when he is best ignored—a better sense of what is, and what is not, worth fighting for.

Download or read book The No Asshole Rule written by Ashley Erin and published by Ashley Erin. This book was released on with total page 247 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A broken girl. The boy next door. An introduction gone wrong. Andie has one rule she lives by, no a$$holes. She doesn’t befriend them and she certainly doesn’t date them. Upon transferring universities, she’s irritated to discover her neighbor is not only an a$$hole, but one she’s attracted to. Lucas doesn’t want any distractions, but the sexy, distant woman across the hall intrigues him in a way he can’t resist. His determination to show her he’s not like the others whittles away until they give in to their attraction. As Andie struggles with demons from her past, will she allow herself to trust the man she’s grown to love? And will Lucas be able handle the secrets she bears? Both will need to decide what is worth fighting for.

Download or read book What Makes an Asshole written by Elijah Rice and published by Elijah Rice. This book was released on 2021-11-06 with total page 99 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There are many problems we face today. One of which is that the world is full of assholes. There is just no way around it. And sometimes it can be hard to identify what exactly makes someone an asshole. That’s where this book comes in. Think of this as a guide to asshole-ish behavior. Use it to better yourself and those around you.

Download or read book Sorry I Called You An Asshole I Thought You Knew written by Pansy D Price and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-08 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This funny composition notebook says Sorry I Called You An Asshole I Thought You Knew. Hilarious gag gift for a man or women who loves sarcasm. Book measures 6x9 and has 120 lined pages and a soft glossy cover.

Download or read book Bad Ass Bitches from Heaven written by Birthday Geek and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-17 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Birthdays are meant to be full of laughter and cheer. As soon as the guest of honor opens his / her birthday card from you, you'll know why they can't stop smiling

Download or read book On the Dotted Line written by Katie Stearns and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2023-01-10 with total page 351 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dani Sanders is more than just down on her luck. She's in serious danger of peddling for spare change on the street corner. After losing her parents in a car accident years earlier, she's deeply in debt with no way to pay herself out. Now she's lost her job and watched her apartment go down in flames.Desperate situations call for desperate measures.Enter the successful and drool-worthy real estate mogul Ronan Wells, who has a way to solve all her financial problems, but it comes with the price of marrying him.When feelings start to develop and cracks form in their platonic roommate agreement, will she have the courage to go all in, or will she shy away from love because of demons in her past? When trust is broken and secrets are revealed, will she choose forgiveness or give in to fear?

Download or read book Serenity It s A God Deal written by Bill Hanks and published by Tate Publishing. This book was released on 2010-03 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My name is Bill H., and I'm, well...complicated! Clinically, I'm a recovering drug addicta "with Attention Deficit Disorder to boota "who, after twenty-two years of consuming a plethora of mind-bending toxins, is very much grateful to be alive. In 1996, Bill recognized a problem with drugs and alcohol, and subsequently checked himself into a treatment center. As a result, Bill, in a volunteer capacity, taught weekly classes on recovery for ten years at the rehab center that helped him to help himself. Having personally worked with approximately eight thousand patients in recovery, he provided Twelve-Step based support and teachings to those in need. One of the objectives of this book is to incorporate into the mainstream the author's understanding of the Twelve-Step Program of Recovery. Although this book was written from the perspective of a recovering addict, the reality is that you don't have to be a drug addict or alcoholic to benefit from a spiritual pilgrimage that has led millions to peace of minda "from desperation and despair, to hope and then Serenity. After all, the only difference between the people of 'mainstream America' and those with addiction(s) are the ways in which they handle their problems. Peace of mind resides within these pages. This book is Bill's effort to reach out and, through lessons learned from his own experiences, help those in need find their way to Sobriety, Sanity and Serenity. Through his teachings and stories (some funny, some not so funny), the author hopes to touch every emotion, and perhaps feelings you didn't know you had."

Download or read book Happy Birthday to My Favourite Douchebag written by Journal Sarcasm and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-10 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Hilariously Funny Gag Notebook sure to give a good laugh to you and your Boyfriend, Partner, Husband, Friend, Brother, Colleague, Father, Father in law, Granddad, Father figure or anyone in between on birthdays, anniversaries, valentines, Christmas, Fathers day or any other gift giving occasion. There is a blank space at the beginning of the notebook to leave a special message. If giving to family, friends or colleagues this Notebook includes 120 wide ruled lined pages (60gsm) for using as a journal, to take notes, for creative writing or journaling or just to vent their frustrations. 6" x 9" size dimensions are a substantial size for writing and ideal for throwing in a handbag, backpack or desk drawer Makes an ideal and perfect present idea for any gift giving occasion such as, valentines day, christmas or a birthday. Also great as a stocking stuffer or a cheap but quality secret santa present for under 10 dollars. Can be used as a blank notebook, journal to write in, composition book or diary.

Download or read book The Favorite written by Ty Carlson and published by 4 Horsemen Publications, Inc.. This book was released on 2022-11-27 with total page 349 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What if you were forced to admit you had a favorite child? Grant and Kathryn Taldo had everything they could ever want: a beautiful home, steady jobs, and two beautiful children. But when Grant's job seeking renewable energy sources relocates him to Arkansas, he stumbles upon a mysterious house that elicits strange readings. During a routine test to determine if the energy source is viable, Grant's machine explodes and the Taldo family's dream life quickly unravels into a nightmare. Jackson, their ten-year old, begins experiencing violent nosebleeds while Keller, their chronically ill two-year old, begins to feel inexplicably better. Suspecting a connection of some kind, they seek answers from a man whose child died from similar symptoms, but the truth he reveals is unimaginably sinister. The children are indeed linked and now the parents are faced with a devastating choice. With the older son's rapidly deteriorating health and the younger child's miraculous healing, do they keep the family together and risk Jackson's life or separate the siblings and lose Keller? How can they possibly choose The Favorite?

Download or read book This Is What It Feels Like written by Rae Lloyd and published by Rae Lloyd. This book was released on 2024-02-14 with total page 377 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I have a plan. Buy a car, keep my feelings locked down tight where they are safe, and stay a virgin. Should be easy, right? Except nothing in my life is easy. Especially since a tall, dark-eyed, mysterious guy shows up, occupying way too much space in my head, and smelling just too delicious for my own good. He makes me feel things I can’t afford to feel, and when he lets me in on his painful past, a bond I didn’t need or want is forged. Against my better judgment, I let him in, and now a devastating secret threatens to tear us apart. I had a plan. Why didn’t I stick to it? Will we survive what life is determined to throw at us?