Download or read book Granny Dropped Her Chompers Down the Toilet written by Becci Murray and published by . This book was released on 2022-02-08 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Granny drops her chompers down the toilet, the whole family goes POSITIVELY POTTY as they fish for Gran's fangs in the pan. But the more they try, the more Granny cries and the more strange objects appear. Who will pull Granny's chewers back out from the sewers? Find out in this rib-tickling rhyming picture book from best-selling children's author Becci Murray. Share Granny Dropped Her Chompers Down the Toilet with the wonderful grannies and nannies in your life, and make some marvellously giggletastic memories today! Perfect for fans of: Julia Donaldson books Hairy Maclary Dr Seuss books Poo in the Zoo Giraffes Can't Dance Great for parents who are looking for: children's books to read aloud stories about grandparents funny picture books books that rhyme picture books for age 3 - 7 years

Download or read book Who Flushed Granny Down the Toilet written by Andrew Collett and published by Kings England Press. This book was released on 2002-10-01 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who flushed Granny down the toilet? is one of those questions that you don't really expect an answer to. Not until Gran returns from her involuntary swim with the pongy eels in the main sewer, of course. Then she can tell you. But can she also tell you who put the bogies up your nose? No she can't, only Andrew Collett knows the answer to that one! This book is a collection of Collett's irreverent poems for children.

Download or read book My Smelly Ass written by Lee Pong Wong and published by . This book was released on 2018-12-16 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A story about a smelly donkey with a gas problem, which will have you and your children laughing out loud! Suitable for both boys and girls aged 3 years old up to 8 years old

Download or read book Don t Wear Your Knickers on Your Head and Other Very Serious Poems about Really Important Stuff written by Becci Murray and published by Llama House Children's Books. This book was released on 2020-05-12 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You'll find lots of very serious poems about really important stuff (like toenails, sausages and yaks) in this hilariously irreverent collection of illustrated poetry from children's author Becci Murray. Don't Wear Your Knickers on Your Head is the new rib-tickling read for ages 6 - 10 years. REVIEWS FOR DON'T WEAR YOUR KNICKERS ON YOUR HEAD 'Fun and lively poetry, perfect for Primary age children. My 9 year old daughter loved the travelling sneeze poem!Lovely to see work by a new female children's poet!' - Rae (reader's review) 'Amazing poems and hilarious stories! This book really made me laugh! I think that my favourite poem was 'DON'T WEAR YOUR KNICKERS ON YOUR HEAD' because I think that one made me laugh the most but they are all really funny!' - Abi (reader's review) 'An amazing book. I would definitely recommend!' - Mia (reader's review) PLEASE NOTE: Paperback copies of this book contain black and white illustrations, and the eBook is in full colour.

Download or read book Buyology written by Martin Lindstrom and published by Currency. This book was released on 2010-02-02 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • “A fascinating look at how consumers perceive logos, ads, commercials, brands, and products.”—Time How much do we know about why we buy? What truly influences our decisions in today’s message-cluttered world? In Buyology, Martin Lindstrom presents the astonishing findings from his groundbreaking three-year, seven-million-dollar neuromarketing study—a cutting-edge experiment that peered inside the brains of 2,000 volunteers from all around the world as they encountered various ads, logos, commercials, brands, and products. His startling results shatter much of what we have long believed about what captures our interest—and drives us to buy. Among the questions he explores: • Does sex actually sell? • Does subliminal advertising still surround us? • Can “cool” brands trigger our mating instincts? • Can our other senses—smell, touch, and sound—be aroused when we see a product? Buyology is a fascinating and shocking journey into the mind of today's consumer that will captivate anyone who's been seduced—or turned off—by marketers' relentless attempts to win our loyalty, our money, and our minds.

Download or read book Azalea Fern and the Last Ruin of the Extinct written by Becci Murray and published by . This book was released on 2021-08 with total page 236 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A new world with an ancient secret...  Azalea Fern is fiercely curious, and in a world of giant buttermoths and crystal waters, there's plenty to see. So why does she long to explore the one place she's forbidden to go? Perhaps it's because the mechanicary house is old and creepy. Perhaps it's because the crumbling bricks are the last relic of an extinct species. Or perhaps it's because her ma said, 'Stay out of the ruin.' Whatever the reason, Azalea is about to dig-up an ancient secret that will shatter her perfect world forever.

Download or read book All Flesh Must Be Eaten REV Core written by Various and published by Eden Studios. This book was released on 2003-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to the World of Survival Horror! All Flesh Must Be Eaten is a complete roleplaying game. In it, you will find: Eleven different Deadworld settings allowing customization of the storyline. A comprehensive zombie creation system to surprise and alarm players. A list of equipment crucial to surviving a world of shambling horrors. Detailed character creation rules for Norms, Survivors, and the Inspired. A full exposition of the Unisystem game rules, suitable for any game in any time period. Open Game License conversion text for porting AFMBE to any modern-day campaign featuring a twenty-sided dice game mechanic.

Download or read book Fritz the Farting Reindeer written by Humor Heals Us and published by Humor Heals Us. This book was released on 2020-09-24 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Leading up to the BIG day, Santa must choose his Christmas crew. Fritz the Reindeer is one of the contenders but he has a small problem: He has gas. Will Fritz make the team? Join Fritz in a new Christmas adventure that will be cherished for years to come. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com.

Download or read book Billy s Brain Booster Juice written by Becci Murray and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-31 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When ten-year-old Billy digs up a recipe in a corner of the school field, he boosts his brain to the size of Venus and turns into a mastermind overnight. But being a super-genius isn't quite so super as he thinks.

Download or read book The Stocking Filler a Choose the Page StoryQuest Adventure written by Becci Murray and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-06 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature is stirring, not even a- "Naaaaaarrrrrgh!" Actually, it sounds like someone IS stirring. It's Santa. He's hurt his back on the way down your chimney and he needs you to deliver the last three presents or Christmas will have to be cancelled. Can you complete the challenge without being seen? And will you collect the StoryQuest Star along the way? Good luck, intrepid StoryQuester - if anyone can save Christmas, it's YOU. ABOUT STORYQUEST BOOKS Welcome to your StoryQuest challenge, the book where YOU are in charge of what happens and YOU are the star of the adventure. Start your quest on the first page, where your challenge will be explained, and at the end of each chapter you'll find two options - choose a page to decide what you want to do next. As a bonus feature, every StoryQuest book has a special character hidden amongst the pages. Find the character, and they'll give you a StoryQuest Star. This will help you unlock the ultimate ending to your adventure. There are SO many different paths and SO many different endings - some are good, some are bad, some are funny, some are sad. Which will you choose? Will you complete the challenge? And where will your story end?

Download or read book The Little Mouse in My House written by Adisan Books and published by Adisan Books, LLC. This book was released on 2021-01-13 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "How can I get this little mouse out of my house?" This is the fun, rhyming kids' book about the little mouse who would not leave the cat's house. What can the cat do to get the little mouse out of his house? Can he scare him with his jaws or pointy claws? Can he entice him with a scone to get off the telephone? No need to have anywhere else to look, as this is sure to be your child's favorite bedtime reading book! Read the story out loud and its sure to make any child proud. This book is sure to be a classic, like those creatures that used to roam around during the Jurassic. So buy this book if you love to rhyme as there is nothing better out there to pass the time! Rhyming is a great way to build reading and literacy skills for your young child. When children hear and say rhymes, they are beginning to hear sounds within words and identify when those sounds are the same which helps build phonological awareness. By doing this children can develop their oral skills as they say rhymes. The Mouse in My House is a fantastic rhyming book that helps children begin to build their language skills by letting them predict the word will end the sentence.

Download or read book Poo in the Zoo written by Steve Smallman and published by Tiger Tales. This book was released on 2021-07-06 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bob McGrew, the head keeper at the zoo, loves his job -- except when he has to clean up the poo! One day, the iguana leaves behind something that catches the attention of the entire town -- and a poo museum owner -- and ends up making Bob's messy job a lot easier!

Download or read book The Unknown Man written by G M Feltus and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One of South Australia's most baffling mysteries. On the 1st December 1948, the body of a man was found on Somerton Beach, with no identification and the name tags removed from his clothing. A validated bus ticket and a torn paper with the words 'Tamam Shud' were the only clues.

Download or read book How Wonderfully Odd written by Rory Haltmaier and published by . This book was released on 2021-07-14 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This big-hearted tale follows nocturnal buddies Obie Owl and Bitsy Bat as they explore the daytime world for the first time, discovering wonderfully odd creatures and new ideas about themselves.

Download or read book Greg the Sausage Roll Santa s Little Helper written by Mark Hoyle and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2021-11-11 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE SUNDAY TIMES NO. 1 BESTSELLER The tinsel is up in the bakery, the lights are twinkling and the mince pies are sold out. It's CHRISTMAS EVE! Greg the Sausage Roll is so excited he could burst. And when he's scooped up as a last-minute treat for Santa, he's catapulted into a magical festive caper beyond his wildest dreams. Hold on tight for a spectacular sausage roll-ercoaster of an adventure! Developed and written by the social media phenomenon that is LadBaby - the king and queen of Christmas and of sausage rolls.

Download or read book Where Is Easter Island written by Megan Stine and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2017-09-12 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unearth the secrets of the mysterious giant stone statues on this tiny remote Pacific island. Easter Island, in the middle of the Pacific Ocean thousands of miles from anywhere, has intrigued visitors since Europeans first arrived in the 1700s. How did people first come to live there? How did they build the enormous statues and why? How were they placed around the island without carts or even wheels? Scientists have learned many of the answers, although some things still remain a mystery. Megan Stine reveals it all in a gripping narrative. This book, part of the New York Times best-selling series, is enhanced by eighty illustrations and a detachable fold-out map complete with four photographs on the back.

Download or read book Fritz the Farting Reindeer Saves Christmas written by Humor Heals Us and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-27 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fritz doesn't know it, but he's a big part of saving Christmas this year. Rudolph's red nose has stopped shining. Now, Santa has no light to guide him. How will he find his way to the children's homes? A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Perfect for Thanksgiving, Christmas, or anytime of the year! Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com