Download or read book Golf Jokes and Stories Funny Reflections on Golf written by Team Golfwell and published by Team Golfwell. This book was released on 2021-03-21 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “HILARIOUS! LOVED IT!” “VERY FUNNY FOR GOLFERS - THE SPORT I LOVE!” Team Golfwell created and administers “Golf Jokes and Stories,” a popular Facebook Group that has grown to over 110,000 members in a short time. Some of the selected material is edited for spelling, etc., and some has been left “as is” as we didn’t want to change them. The selected group members' posts, replies, comments, jokes, and stories are amazingly creative and funny. Read on and you will see what we mean…

Download or read book Golf Jokes and Stories written by Team Golfwell and published by . This book was released on 2022 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book 500 All Time Funniest Golf Jokes Stories Fairway Wisdom written by Sheila Stewart and published by Acadia Scale Press. This book was released on 2001-03 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Golf Jokes and Stories II written by Team Golfwell and published by Golf Jokes and Stories. This book was released on 2022-05-15 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Golf Jokes and Stories," a very popular Facebook Group with over 240,000 members who joke about golf and each other in unique, hilarious, and clever ways! Makes a great gift for any golfer!

Download or read book 500 More All Time Funniest Golf Jokes Stories Fairway Wisdom written by Ron Stewart and published by Acadia Scale Press. This book was released on 1997-12 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Another 500 All Time Funniest Golf Jokes Stories Fairway Wisdom written by Sheila Stewart and published by Acadia Scale Press. This book was released on 1999-03 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the links to the locker room, the Stewarts provides another round of great golfing stories, jokes and tidbits.

Download or read book Golf Jokes written by Chester Croker and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-22 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Golf Jokes: The Ultimate Collection of Funny Golfing Jokes provides golfers of all abilities with over 200 pages of hilarious golf jokes that will have you laughing out loud. These are funny golf jokes, golf puns, golf one-liners and funny golfing stories that golf enthusiasts around the world will identify with. In this hysterical golf joke book, you will find over 1,000 golf jokes that you can laugh at yourself or tell them to your golf buddies, or on golf tours, club matches, functions or society days. This is probably the biggest and best collection of the very best golfing jokes and puns you will find anywhere. You can easily change the names in the jokes to suit your own story telling purposes. Golfing One-Liners Question and Answer style golf jokes to tell your golf buddies Caddie Gags Short Golf Jokes Longer Golf Joke Set-ups Rude Golf Jokes Golf Quotes / Golf Quotations Golf Parables Funny Bumper Stickers for Golfers Kids Golf Jokes This huge golf joke book is one that you will definitely refer back to for years to come. These hilarious golf jokes will make you laugh, so buy this funny golfing jokes book now. Tags:- golf jokes, golf gifts, golf present, golf gags, golf stories, golf jokes for men, best golf jokes, funny golfers jokes

Download or read book Golf written by Team Golfwell and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-01-07 with total page 131 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny, thought-provoking, hilarious comments, quotes and stories from bestselling writers, politicians, well-known businessmen, PGA Tour players, and people from all walks of life are in this book - sorry, no cartoons in this book - just fun and interesting sayings and stories about golf. An amusing creative collection of observations of the game of golf showing golf is very similar to life itself with all its unexpected victories, miracle shots or disastrous results from perfect shots - like Heaven and Hell in one. Bobby Jones said, "Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots - but you have to play the ball where it lies." Most of us at some point or another have walked off the 18th green swearing to give up the game after an embarrassing disastrous round only to say, "Okay" when asked to play next week. Here's just one excerpt: "A wife is interested in taking up golf and visits a large retail golf store with her husband to pick out a set of golf clubs. She is amazed at the vast selection on display. "Dear, look at all this equipment! How am I supposed to pick out the right set of clubs?" "Finding the right set of clubs is like finding a great wife," replied the husband. "What! Are you comparing me to a set of golf clubs?" "I mean you know right away when you found the right one," replied the husband. "Nice recovery," she said. "Thanks." - Rick Newell SCROLL up and get this book and we hope you enjoy and share the observations of the many people quoted in this book with your golfing regulars on the practice green and the 19th hole. Tags: sports quotes, sports quotations, golf presentations, golf one-liners, golf stories, golf anecdotes, sports book, sports gift, golf funny gifts, golf humor, golf accessories, golf quotes, golf club book, golf books, golf books for men, golf books for women, golf gifts for men, golf gifts for women, PGA tour, funny golf quotes, funny golf stories

Download or read book Absolutely Hilarious Golf Stories Quotes and More Adult Jokes written by Team Golfwell and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-12-08 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is It Worth Less Than $10 To Chase the Blues Away and Get in a Good Mood? This book is dedicated to those times when life gets too complicated and a good laugh solves it all. A wonderful Treasury of the finest in warmhearted stories, thought provoking and intelligent golf quotes, and a collection of the best adult jokes on golf as well as life in general. This book will make you laugh. A good laugh allows you to refocus. The heartwarming and hilarious stories and jokes will stay with you. Lydia Ko, the Number 1 LPGA golfer finally decided on an Australian caddy, Jason Hamilton, because he's, of course, an excellent caddy, but he also tells her a joke or two after she hits a bad shot to help her relax and refocus. Also, makes a great gift for any golfer and he'll remember you for the laughs it brings. Or read it yourself and pass it on to friends or a grumpy relative for their enjoyment. Finally, for less than $10, if all this book did was to give you or someone you love a hearty genuine laugh from a unique story or make you or someone you love smile when the blues hit, would it be worth it? Enjoy and join the smiling side of life!

Download or read book Fascinating Golf Stories and More Hilarious Adult Golf Jokes written by Team at Golfwell and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-12-22 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Great Stories and Adult Jokes. This book makes an excellent gift for the golfer in your family or a relative or friend. These are little known amusing stories about the greats in the game like Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, and many others.A preview: "Phil Mickelson's dad, Phil Sr., finally gave in to Phil begging to go with his dad to play golf at the Balboa Park Country Club, but his dad didn't think the club would allow a three-year-old on the course. Phil persisted in begging his dad to play and Phil Sr. finally gave in. Three-year-old Phil loved it and moved along the course well except when they came to the 18th hole which Phil didn't want to play since it was the final hole and that meant he couldn't play anymore."Here's a sample joke:There once was a farmer whose wife had died and left him with three beautiful teenage daughters. They lived next to a golf course and many young men who played the course noticed the daughters and many young men sought eagerly to date them. All the young men had heard the beautiful teenage daughters went out on dates with different young men every Saturday. They had their pick of suitors and were choosy but loved it. But, the farmer would stand at the door with his shotgun, making it clear to their suitors he wanted no shenanigans from them. Another Saturday night came around. About 7 p.m., there was a knock on the door. The farmer answered the door with shotgun in hand. The young golfer said, "Hi, my name's Joe. I'm here for Flo. I'm taking her to the show. Is she ready to go?" The farmer thought Joe was very coolnd told them to enjoy themselves. A few minutes later, another knock was heard. A second golfer appeared and said, "Hi, I'm Eddie. I'm here for Betty. I'm taking her for spaghetti. I hope she's ready." The farmer laughed and thought Eddie was very cool and told them to enjoy themselves. A few minutes after that, a third knock was heard. "Hi, I'm Chuck..." The farmer shot him. With over 200 pages of humorous golf stories, inspiring quotes from famous golfers, and original golf jokes, this book will chase the blues away and put everyone in a great mood! REVIEWS: "Easy to read short stories/essays/jokes. Lots of laughs with plenty of adult humor... Word of Caution: Don't read if your bladder is full :) L. Charles Wimer, III (Verified Purchase) "Great stuff!" - Richard Rettke (Verified Purchase) "Excellent with lots of laughs! Hard to put down. Has a variety of intelligent stories, R rated jokes, and thought provoking quotes - all good positive stuff. I bought it to read on a flight and loved it! Keep them coming!" - G. Carter, Chicago. SCROLL UP and get this book. He'll love you for the laughs it brings! ADULTS ONLY!

Download or read book Golf It s a Funny Old Game written by M. Prefontaine and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-02-25 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For us rabbits the game of golf is a constant battle between fantasy and reality. The great hopes and ambitions that accompany us on the first tee quickly evaporate by a combination of mother nature, gravity and the cruelest of luck. One of the charms of the Great Game is that we are constantly chasing what is, in theory, attainable but in reality highly elusive. It is a perpetual series of occasions for hope. David Feherty summed it up when he said; "Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle." It is astonishing how long the occasional miracle can remain in the memory to the total eclipse of all else. Golf is a game whose hook is baited with hope. This book is a compendium of quotes from players who have been similarly troubled by the journey from great hopes to cruel reality. I hope you enjoy their reflections.

Download or read book Santa Loves Golf written by Desi Northup and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-01-23 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One in a series of the greatest books of golf jokes and golf humor. A COLLECTION of hilarious golf jokes, quips, quotes, one liners, and stories from pros to hackers, duffers, caddies and people that don't even play golf; this book is sure to suit any golfer from tee to green. It is presented in an easy to read format. From a duck hook to slicing a banana off the tee, hacking your way down the fairway or putting your ball back off the green, you don't have to wait until the 19th hole to crack a joke or two to remind golfers, sometimes, not to take the game too seriously. A strategically place joke can make more difference to the game than a dozen mulligan's. There's enough material in this series of golf books to give every golfer the chance to laugh off those double-bogeys and three putts. There are dozens and dozens of Illustrations and this makes the perfect gift for all golf fans whether they are players or not. Put away the scorecards and get ready for eighteen holes of laughter from the links, reflections from the back nine and long after you finally make it to the 19th hole. This book is a must for anyone that loves the game of golf.

Download or read book A Classic Collection of Golf Jokes Quotes written by Bob Phillips and published by . This book was released on 2001 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Golfers know they have to laugh at themselves or theyre in big trouble! To help them along, bestselling author Bob Phillips has gathered together terrific golf-related quotes and jokes, including:He has given up golf for painting(it takes fewer strokes.(Bob HopeMy game is so bad that the flags ought to be at half-staff.(Al MelestaSome golfers blast their ball from traps; with one adroit explosion; but others, out in ten perhaps; depend upon erosion.(Richard ArmourReaders will tee up for 18 holes worth of hilarity in a book where laughter is par for the course!.

Download or read book Hole in One written by Desi Northup and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-01-23 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One in a series of the greatest books of golf jokes and golf humor. A COLLECTION of hilarious golf jokes, quips, quotes, one liners, and stories from pros to hackers, duffers, caddies and people that don't even play golf; this book is sure to suit any golfer from tee to green. It is presented in an easy to read format. From a duck hook to slicing a banana off the tee, hacking your way down the fairway or putting your ball back off the green, you don't have to wait until the 19th hole to crack a joke or two to remind golfers, sometimes, not to take the game too seriously. A strategically place joke can make more difference to the game than a dozen mulligan's. There's enough material in this series of golf books to give every golfer the chance to laugh off those double-bogeys and three putts. There are dozens and dozens of Illustrations and this makes the perfect gift for all golf fans whether they are players or not. Put away the scorecards and get ready for eighteen holes of laughter from the links, reflections from the back nine and long after you finally make it to the 19th hole. This book is a must for anyone that loves the game of golf.

Download or read book That s a Fact Jack written by Desi Northup and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-01-23 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One in a series of the greatest books of golf jokes and golf humor. A COLLECTION of hilarious golf jokes, quips, quotes, one liners, and stories from pros to hackers, duffers, caddies and people that don't even play golf; this book is sure to suit any golfer from tee to green. It is presented in an easy to read format. From a duck hook to slicing a banana off the tee, hacking your way down the fairway or putting your ball back off the green, you don't have to wait until the 19th hole to crack a joke or two to remind golfers, sometimes, not to take the game too seriously. A strategically place joke can make more difference to the game than a dozen mulligan's. There's enough material in this series of golf books to give every golfer the chance to laugh off those double-bogeys and three putts. There are dozens and dozens of Illustrations and this makes the perfect gift for all golf fans whether they are players or not. Put away the scorecards and get ready for eighteen holes of laughter from the links, reflections from the back nine and long after you finally make it to the 19th hole. This book is a must for anyone that loves the game of golf.

Download or read book The Funny Side of Golf written by Jim Reed and published by . This book was released on 1993 with total page 105 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book The Bathroom Reader written by Desi Northup and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2015-01-23 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One in a series of the greatest books of golf jokes and golf humor. A COLLECTION of hilarious golf jokes, quips, quotes, one liners, and stories from pros to hackers, duffers, caddies and people that don't even play golf; this book is sure to suit any golfer from tee to green. It is presented in an easy to read format. From a duck hook to slicing a banana off the tee, hacking your way down the fairway or putting your ball back off the green, you don't have to wait until the 19th hole to crack a joke or two to remind golfers, sometimes, not to take the game too seriously. A strategically place joke can make more difference to the game than a dozen mulligan's. There's enough material in this series of golf books to give every golfer the chance to laugh off those double-bogeys and three putts. There are dozens and dozens of Illustrations and this makes the perfect gift for all golf fans whether they are players or not. Put away the scorecards and get ready for eighteen holes of laughter from the links, reflections from the back nine and long after you finally make it to the 19th hole. This book is a must for anyone that loves the game of golf.