Download or read book Go Eat a Bag of Dicks written by Sematol Books and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-12-26 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfectly sized for all of your project needs Size: 8 inches by 10 inches Each page printed on both sides 104 pages, Lined Unnumbered White paper Paperback

Download or read book Go Eat a Bag of Dicks written by Active Creative Journals and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-01-07 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a blank, lined journal with 108 pages. It's 6x9 inches, a convenient and perfect size to carry anywhere. It's perfect for a funny gag gift to make anyone laugh. Other features of this notebook include excellent and thick binding, durable 55# white paper and a glossy finished cover. If you would like an unlined journal, please take a look at our other products.

Download or read book Go Eat a Bag of Dicks Blank Lined Journal written by Habinal Shop and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-03 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A beautiful, bright, fun notebook. Ideal for taking notes, jotting lists, brainstorming, Bible study, prayer journaling, writing in as a diary, or giving as a gift. Not too thick & not too thin, so it's a great size to throw in your purse or bag! SIZE: 6 X 9PAPER: Lightly Lined on White PaperPAGES: 120 Pages

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Download or read book Loverboy written by Sarina Bowen and published by Tuxbury Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2020-12-01 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Secrets, desires, and exquisite pie. It’s all in a day’s work at The Company. Growing up, I was the rough guy from the wrong neighborhood who couldn’t catch a break. Posy was the pampered girl I tried to impress. But all she gave me was a single kiss before I had to skip town. Now I’m back, and the tables are turned. Posy runs a struggling pie shop. I’m the VP of a secretive billion-dollar security company. Not that I can tell her. There’s a murderer on the loose in New York, and he seems to spend a lot of time at Posy’s shop. It’s my job to identify him before he can harm a hair on her pretty head. Going undercover as Posy’s new barista wasn’t my idea. I don’t even drink coffee. But now I have to call her “boss,” and do everything the curvy perfectionist asks of me. I’d forgotten how much we infuriate each other, and that she somehow fills me with both irritation and desire in the same breath. There’s nobody more skilled at stealth ops than me. I can bring this killer down. Right after I take a cold shower. And just as soon as I figure out how to make a skinny peppermint latte with milk poured in the shape of a kitten... ******* I adored Loverboy! With laugh-out-loud moments, sexy banter, suspense, and sizzling chemistry, I couldn't put it down. USA Today bestselling author Lexi Ryan Good lord I loved this. How does one author consistently write so many good books? Gunnar and Posy were such stellar characters. Star-crossed Book Blog Praise for the series: Sarina Bowen is my favorite contemporary romance author and Moonlighter is the latest example of why! A sexy, smart and heartwarming modern love story full of heat, banter, hot athletes, strong women and lots of twists and turns. New York Times bestselling author Lauren Blakely Sarina Bowen has done it again! Alex and Eric's chemistry is off the charts! USA Today bestselling author Nana Malone Sarina Bowen's sexiest hero yet! New York Times bestselling author Elle Kennedy A sexy hockey player, a security firm with super secretive tech gadgets, a childhood friend who could be so much more, some misunderstandings, a great big mystery, and some very steamy chemistry. Really, what more could you want? The Book Hookup Sexy, funny, even a little bittersweet, Moonlighter is a terrific kickoff to a new series. Daily Waffle An abundance of romance, heat, humour, secrets and duplicity. Totally Booked Blog This offshoot from her Brooklyn Bruisers boys takes on an air of mystery and intrigue while still delivering the hot and heavy romance I've come to adore. Hopeful Reads Such an adorable story! Romantic-Suspense-Comedy at its best. Bianca, BJ's Book Blog My new favorite! Relentless Romance ******* For fans of: Helena Hunting, Elle Kennedy, Catherine Gayle, Avon Gale, Toni Aleo, Kristen Callihan, LJ Shen, Mona Kasten, Corinne Michaels, Jana Aston, Karina Halle, Meghan March, Jay Crownover, Anna Todd, Geneva Lee, Audrey Carlan, Jill Shalvis, Suzanne Brockmann, Helen Hoang, Christina Lauren, Kristan Higgins, Sally Thorne, Vi Keeland, Penelope Ward, Debbie Macomber, Nora Roberts, Maisey Yates, Sarah Mayberry, Elle Kennedy, Lauren Blakely, Susan Mallery, Penny Reid, Julia Kent, Kelly Jamieson, Melanie Harlow, Carrie Ann Ryan, Kendall Ryan, Kennedy Ryan, Helen Hardt, Meghan March, Julia Kent, Meli Raine, Sylvia Day, Chelle Bliss, Brenda Rothert, Natasha Madison, Kylie Scott, Helena Hunting, Sloane Kennedy, Penelope Sky, Elle Kennedy, K.A. Linde, Nana Malone, Jami Davenport, Jaci Burton, Penelope Sky, Helen Hardt, E.L. James, Anna Todd, Chelle Bliss, Kendall Ryan, Kennedy Fox, Susan Stoker, Jo Raven, Jennifer Ryan, Linda Howard, Kristen Ashley, Dale Mayer, Katee Robert. Keywords: romantic suspense, romantic hero, bodyguard romance, protection agency, protective hero, alpha hero, New York City romance, billionaire romance, undercover romance, urban romance, contemporary romance, private detective, bodyguard.

Download or read book Twisted Shifters written by Amelia Elliot and published by Acid Squirrel Media LLC. This book was released on 2024-07-17 with total page 302 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Four twisted romances. One very good time. “Spread ‘Em” by Cora Day. A Spreadsheet Shifter Romance. To solve the formula for love, she’ll need to find X. When Rebecca starts working with AI, she finds herself horny for spreadsheets. X may be artificial, but his feelings for Rebecca are real. “Big Dragon Energy” by Dallas Ryan. A Dragon Shifter Romance. He’s fire and spice. She’s everything nice. When librarian Tessa’s birthday wish brings her a mysterious stranger with smoke and scales, her world ignites with magic and passion. “Hard Up” by Jayelle Dee. A Vibro-Shifter Romance. When love is trapped, you must set it free. When Vicki’s gifted a used golden dildo with one speed, it starts working on its own and she discovers a beautiful man who needs her help. “Ring My Bell” by Amelia Elliot. A Cat Shifter Reverse Harem Romance. Her kitties give her more than kisses. When Niecy’s cats become men, she must unravel a curse that triggers whenever a bell rings. Twisted Shifters is a funny, steamy, and sweet anthology about love coming from surprising places.

Download or read book Eat a Bag of Dicks Notebook written by Gift Journals and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-07 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Use it as a journal, as a notebook to make lists of dicks you need in your bag or as a diary to express how much you need a bag of dicks.This notebook would make the perfect gift for that friend as a joke or for that coworker at work that you don't like that much. Or you can get it for yourself and enjoy the attention this notebook will get you. 6" x 9" portable size - spread the truth wherever you go!/li> 120 pages - so much room for activities!/li> Eat a bag of dicks./li> College ruled white paper - who do you think deserves this gift better?/li>

Download or read book Jax written by Nicole York and published by Star Key Press. This book was released on 2023-09-20 with total page 247 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Seven men were killed last night. Their bodies were sliced and diced by a psycho with a machete, and no matter what angle I look at it from, I know it’s only a matter of time before I have to get my hands dirty. Real dirty. Things gets even more complicated when the girl who captured my heart a decade ago, moves back to New York City. She has secrets, that much is clear, but I can’t help but be drawn to her warmth. She’s a haven from the chaos that lingers at my doorstep, and she’s my responsibility to protect. But my life with my MC is a threat to her—and so is the man with the machete and the hunger for blood. Maybe I’m the one I need to protect her from. Maybe I’m the reason it will all fall apart. Or maybe I’m the only one who can hold it all together.

Download or read book Stand In Saturday written by Kirsty Moseley and published by Kirsty Moseley. This book was released on 2020-09-28 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two broken hearts. One fake dating agreement. What could go wrong? Lucie thought she had it all—a loving fiancé, a nice apartment, and a job she was great at. But that all changed the day she walked in on her perfect fiancé screwing his personal trainer on her newly purchased dream sofa. Three months later, she’s bunking with her best friend and scrambling to make sense of her life sans cheating ex. Theo is about to jet off for a long weekend in picturesque Scotland to be the best man at his brother’s wedding. With stunning views and nothing but free food and drinking ahead, he should be more excited than he is. If only he didn’t have feelings for the damn bride. When fate throws Lucie and Theo together under unlikely circumstances, they bond over doughnuts and their mutually disastrous love lives … and it seems like they might be able to help each other out. As long as they both stick to the rules, there’s nothing that can go wrong. Contract in place? Check. Hot, fake dates? Check. Sexual chemistry steamy enough to scorch sheets? Double che— Wait, what? That wasn’t in the agreement … A standalone romcom. Book 2 in the Love For Days series. Please note: Although this book can be read as a standalone, it is set after Man Crush Monday (Book 1 in the series) so will contain spoilers.

Download or read book The Sound of Us written by Julie Hammerle and published by Entangled: Teen. This book was released on 2016-06-07 with total page 233 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kiki Nichols might not survive music camp. She’s put her TV-loving, nerdy self aside for one summer to prove she’s got what it takes: she can be cool enough to make friends, she can earn that music scholarship, and she can get into Krause University’s music program. Except camp has rigid conduct rules—which means her thrilling late-night jam session with the hot, equally geeky drummer can’t happen again, even though they love all the same shows, and fifteen minutes making music with him meant more than every aria she’s ever sung. But when someone starts reporting singers who break conduct rules, music camp turns survival of the fittest, and people are getting kicked out. If Kiki’s going to get that scholarship, her chance to make true friends—and her first real chance at something more—might cost her the future she wants more than anything.

Download or read book Hard Girls written by J. Robert Lennon and published by Mulholland Books. This book was released on 2024-02-20 with total page 330 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this razor-sharp crime novel from a "master of the dark arts" (Kelly Link), two estranged twin sisters hunt down their elusive mother—and face down the darkness they tried to escape. Jane Pool likes her safe, suburban existence just fine. She has a house, a family, (an infuriating mother-in-law,) and a quiet-if-unfulfilling administrative job at the local college. Everything is wonderfully, numbingly normal. Yet Jane remains haunted by her past: her mercurial, absent mother, her parents’ secrets, and the act of violence that transformed her life. When her estranged twin, Lila, makes contact, claiming to know where their mother is and why she left all those years ago, Jane agrees to join her, desperate for answers and the chance to reconnect with the only person who really knew her true self. Yet as the hunt becomes treacherous, and pulls the two women to the earth’s distant corners, they find themselves up against their mother’s subterfuge and the darkness that always stalked their family. Now Jane stands to lose the life she’s made for the one that has been impossible to escape. Set in both the Pool family’s past and their present, and melding elements of a chase novel, an espionage thriller, and domestic suspense, Hard Girls is an utterly distinctive pastiche—propulsive, mysterious, cracked, intelligent, and unexpected at every turn.

Download or read book The Fix written by Sylvie Stewart and published by Rolling Hearts Press. This book was released on 2018-04-04 with total page 206 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Rough Trade written by Todd Robinson and published by Polis Books. This book was released on 2016-08-09 with total page 375 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The long-awaited second novel in Todd Robinson's Anthony Award-nominated Boo and Junior series The long-awaited second novel in Todd Robinson's Anthony Award-nominated Boo and Junior series The long-awaited second novel in Todd Robinson’s Anthony Award-nominated Boo and Junior series When a waitress at The Cellar asks Boo and Junior to scare her roommate Dana’s harassing ex-boyfriend, Byron, Boo’s white knight impulses kick in and they perform the job with gusto, leaving Byron bloodied but very much alive. So when Byron is found dead, they’re shocked. They’re even more shocked when they learn that nothing is what they originally thought, and they’re being held accountable in the man's death. With Junior called in for questioning, Boo is determined to clear their names by finding Byron’s true killer. It’s a quest in which Boo will have to face down crooked cops, crazed guard dogs, a rival security crew, the Irish mob and—worst of all—his own ingrained prejudices. Action-packed, outrageously funny, and brutally honest, Rough Trade brings back crime fiction’s favorite bouncers and takes them well out of their comfort zone in a novel that’s whip-smart, hilarious, gritty and above all human, proving that Todd Robinson is one of the most important voices in crime fiction.

Download or read book This Is Not Fame written by Doug Stanhope and published by Da Capo Press. This book was released on 2017-12-05 with total page 366 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An unfiltered, unapologetic, hilarious, and sometimes obscene assemblage of tales from the down-and-dirty traveling comedy circuit Doug Stanhope has been drunkenly stumbling down the back roads and dark alleys of stand-up comedy for over a quarter of a century, roads laden with dank bars, prostitutes, cheap drugs, farm animals, evil dwarfs, public nudity, menacing third-world police, psychotic breaks, sex offenders, and some understandable suicides. You know, just for levity. While other comedians were seeking fame, Stanhope was seeking immediate gratification, dark spectacle, or sometimes just his pants. Not to say he hasn't rubbed elbows with fame. He's crashed its party, snorted its coke, and jumped into its pool naked, literally and often repeatedly -- all while artfully dodging fame himself. Doug spares no legally permissible detail, and his stories couldn't be told any other way. They're weird, uncomfortable, gross, disturbing, and fucking funny. This Is Not Fame is by no means a story of overcoming a life of excess, immorality, and reckless buffoonery. It's an outright celebration of it. For Stanhope, the party goes on.

Download or read book Eat a Bag of Dicks Notebook written by Gift Journals and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-07 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Use it as a journal, as a notebook to make lists of dicks you need in your bag or as a diary to express how much you need a bag of dicks.This notebook would make the perfect gift for that friend as a joke or for that coworker at work that you don't like that much. Or you can get it for yourself and enjoy the attention this notebook will get you. 6" x 9" portable size - spread the truth wherever you go!/li> 120 pages - so much room for activities!/li> Eat a bag of dicks./li> College ruled white paper - who do you think deserves this gift better?/li>

Download or read book Lolito written by Ben Brooks and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-07-28 with total page 223 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Age is just a number… Lolito is an unconventional love story about a fifteen-year-old boy who finds solace in the arms of a middle-aged woman on the Internet. Fifteen-year-old Etgar Allison is spending spring break alone in an empty house, when he inadvertently learns that his girlfriend has cheated on him with another boy. Heartbroken and lonely, without parental supervision, he turns to alcohol. Unable to cope with his grief, he looks to the Internet for comfort and lands in an adult chatroom. There he meets Macy, a bored but attractive housewife; flirtatious IMs escalate into cybersex chats and soon Etgar is raiding his savings account for a romantic rendezvous in London. . . What could possibly go wrong? Ben Brooks’s Lolito is an uncompromising look at the turbulent emotional life of teenage boys, a funny and poignant story that injects raw honesty—and even a little tenderness—into its portrait of a taboo relationship.

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