Download or read book Funny Mom Gifts written by Funny Mom Gifts and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-10-23 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Mother Gift: Funny Mom Books and Funny Mom Gifts presents a book for moms and grandmothers that is chock full of 50 of the funniest things mothers say to their kids all the time, from: "Why? Because I said so!", "Stop picking your nose!" to "Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about!" You are sure to find something in this book that your mom or grandmother can relate to and laugh about. It's the perfect gift for mothers, grandmothers or even yourself for Christmas, birthdays or any time of the year when a good laugh is needed!
Download or read book How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety written by Zachary Auburn and published by Crown. This book was released on 2016-10-04 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The cats of America are under siege! Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives. For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, “What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?” and “What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?” and especially “Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?” Our country—and our cats—stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats—and America—great again!
Download or read book People Should Seriously Stop Expecting Normal From Me We All Know It s Never Going To Happen written by The Jaded Pen and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-02 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This sarcastic and funny Mom notebook is the perfect size to give as a Mother's Day gift, friendship gift, girl friend gifts, staff gifts or team gifts at the office or at work. With a pink cover, a blunt text, and lightly lined college ruled pages, this notebook is a gift sized...perfect sitting on a desk or bedside table. Perfect for teachers, busy moms, women who love to drink, administrators, CEOs, administrative assistants, secretary appreciation, or for colleague and coworker gifts! Use it for journaling, taking notes, jotting down lists, or to write in as a diary. Convenient 6"x9" size....throw it in your bag or purse! Features Premium Matte Finish Soft Cover Bright White Interior Stock A Convenient 6" x 9" size 100 pages (50 pages front/back)
Download or read book Porn for Women of a Certain Age written by Cambridge Women's Pornography Cooperative and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2010-07-01 with total page 97 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Photos of the silver, sexy superheroes we deserve: mature men who can warm up your bed and fix your (obviously) broken scale. Just how long do you plan on defying the laws of gravity? Responding to overwhelming demand, the Cambridge Women’s Pornography Cooperative has researched deeply into the desires of women of a certain age. The result: forty steamy scenarios show hunky yet distinguished men catering to every whim. These handsome hotties insist she take an early retirement, delight in the silver in her hair, and best of all, take over the cooking and cleaning. Mrrow! Scientifically proven to make women swoon, Porn for Women of a Certain Age will leave the ladies begging for more. Praise for Porn for New Moms “Genius gift idea . . . (I’ll be getting one for each of the 10 baby showers I have in the next three months!)” —Glamour Magazine “It’s a book we wouldn’t mind sharing with every mother we know.” —Parenting.com “This new book from Chronicle has got to be my favorite baby shower gift idea this year.” —RookieMom.com
Download or read book How to Traumatize Your Children written by Knock Knock and published by . This book was released on 2007 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: While it's inevitable that all of us will traumatize our children, even the most committed parents have lacked guidance to do so deliberately and effectively. Whether you want to traumatise your kids the same way your parents used to or use a different approach, this book shows you the way.
Download or read book Some Days I Amaze Myself Other Days I Put Laundry In The Oven written by The Jaded Pen and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-03 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This sarcastic and funny Mom notebook is the perfect size to give as a Mother's Day gift, friendship gift, girl friend gifts, staff gifts or team gifts at the office or at work. With a shabby chic kraft cover, a blunt typewriter text, and lightly lined college ruled pages, this notebook is a gift sized...perfect sitting on a desk or bedside table. Perfect for teachers, busy moms, women who love to drink, administrators, CEOs, administrative assistants, secretary appreciation, or for colleague and coworker gifts! Use it for journaling, taking notes, jotting down lists, or to write in as a diary. Convenient 6"x9" size....throw it in your bag or purse! Features Premium Matte Finish Soft Cover Bright White Interior Stock A Convenient 6" x 9" size 100 pages (50 pages front/back)
Download or read book Worlds Best Bonus Mom written by Joy Story and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-13 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Makes an Excellent Mother's day Gift - Unique Meaningful Alternative to a Greeting Card - 6" x 9", 120 Journal Lined Paper. Paperback Notebook Softcover. Portable size for College, Work or Home. Can be used as a blank notebook, journal to write in, composition book or diary. Great Gift for the Holidays of Gag Gifts for Coworkers, Friends, and Family. A Versatile Composition Notebook Style with Lined Pages it has over 120 pages perfect for you to write your own thoughts, scribbles or doodles, get a little creative or just write down your To Do list. Meaningful gifts for Mom, Grandmother, Momma, Mum, and Nan. Great for gel pen, ink or pencils. It will make a great present for any special occasion: Christmas, Secret Santa, Birthdays and Mothers Day.
Download or read book Mom Will You Be My Valentine written by boss ridge and published by . This book was released on 2020-02-22 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mom Will, You Be My Valentine : The first thing that comes to mind is why I buy a notebook for my mother? There are several reasons, including if you are far from your mother, you no longer live with her, or you do not give her birthday a gift, or you no longer care about her as you were young because the mother is all we have in this world or you have work and have time for you to buy her a gift ... When you come home and you hold this book in your hand with this writs in these words to express your love for her, this will make her happy and you will preserve this book her whole life because she will think when she sees it in front of her. you can make it too like a gift for your grandmother, aunt, or girlfriend ... You must seize this chance if they were still in life This large Amazing notebook you can makes a nice affordable GIFT for Mom, your wife, sister like mom sister, independent Woman, Girlfriend. a perfect gift for someone in the creative field. Perfect gift for documenting notes, organizing thoughts and Write all your stories, ideas, into this XL notebook. Stylish, large and gorgeous - this journal is calling to write in it. 6 x 9 inches, 110 pages. Cover: matte. Product Details: 109 Pages 6x9 Inches Black & White Interior With White Paper. No Bleed. Matte Paperback Cover.
Download or read book Best Mom Ever written by Sjg Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-04 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect White Elephant Gift Idea! Great and funny gag gift for your favorite co-worker, friend and/or family member! This blank lined journal with a funny saying will guarantee you and the gift recipient will have a laugh or two after getting this funny white elephant gift. Ideal for Secret Santa, Birthdays, and Holidays. This is great as a journal or notebook perfect for you to write your own thoughts, get a little creative writing done or just for writing down lists or ideas. It is a 100-page blank ruled journal ready for you to fill with your own writing and get a little creative every now and then. Grab yours today and order one for a friend too! Everyone deserves a good laugh! 100 page of high quality crisp white paper (50 sheets) It can be used as a journal, notebook or just a composition book 6" x 9" Paperback notebook, soft matte cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, to work, school and random road trips!
Download or read book Best Fucking Mom Ever written by Dear Publishing and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-03-13 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: -Blank Lined Notebook -100 lined pages or 50 sheets -5.25x8 inches -Matte Cover
Download or read book Another Fucking Shit List written by Crazy Tired Beetches and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-11-28 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect funny or gag gift for the tired woman in your life. Book features: Weekly planner pages Sunday through Saturday. Lined, corresponding pages with areas to include "This Week's Shit List" and "Other Important Shit to Remember." This journal is designed as a funny gift to help an overstressed friend find a way to laugh at the crazy and hectic days of motherhood, work and life in general, while keeping track of their daily activities (the cause of their stress)! 150 pages. 6" x 9" soft cover. Part of our "Cuss Words Make Me Happy" Series of journals and planners! Visit our author page for more funny gag gift options for your best friends and women in your life!
Download or read book Best Bonus Mom Ever written by Sjg Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-07 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect White Elephant Gift Idea! Great and funny gag gift for your favorite co-worker, friend and/or family member! This blank lined journal with a funny saying will guarantee you and the gift recipient will have a laugh or two after getting this funny white elephant gift. Ideal for Secret Santa, Birthdays, and Holidays. This is great as a journal or notebook perfect for you to write your own thoughts, get a little creative writing done or just for writing down lists or ideas. It is a 100-page blank ruled journal ready for you to fill with your own writing and get a little creative every now and then. Grab yours today and order one for a friend too! Everyone deserves a good laugh! 100 page of high quality crisp white paper (50 sheets) It can be used as a journal, notebook or just a composition book 6" x 9" Paperback notebook, soft matte cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, to work, school and random road trips!
Download or read book That Awful Moment When You Realize This IS Your Circus And Those ARE Your Monkeys written by The Jaded Pen and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-03 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This sarcastic and funny Mom notebook is the perfect size to give as a Mother's Day gift, friendship gift, girl friend gifts, staff gifts or team gifts at the office or at work. With a shabby chic kraft cover, a blunt typewriter text, and lightly lined college ruled pages, this notebook is a gift sized...perfect sitting on a desk or bedside table. Perfect for teachers, busy moms, women who love to drink, administrators, CEOs, administrative assistants, secretary appreciation, or for colleague and coworker gifts! Use it for journaling, taking notes, jotting down lists, or to write in as a diary. Convenient 6"x9" size....throw it in your bag or purse! Features Premium Matte Finish Soft Cover Bright White Interior Stock A Convenient 6" x 9" size 100 pages (50 pages front/back)
Download or read book Worlds Okayest Mom written by Quirky Journals and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-12 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect Journal for Mom appreciation! This would make a fantastic gift for family, friend or coworker
Download or read book Shit I Can t Remember written by Phil D Organizers and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-23 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Organizer & Notebook for Passwords and Shit
Download or read book Happy Mother Fucking Mother s Day written by Dear Publishing and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-03-14 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: -Blank Lined Notebook -100 lined pages or 50 sheets -5.25x8 inches -Matte Cover
Download or read book My Mom Is Better Than Yours written by Raw Design Publishers and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-03 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My Mom is Better Than Yours!A perfect gift for all the moms out there! This notebook really shows who has the best mom! An ideal present for Mothers Day, Christmas, Birthday or just to show how much you love your Mom! This 6x9inch Notebook with 108-wide lined pages is perfect for your mom to show off how much her kid/kids love her! - 6x9inch Notebook- 108-wide lined pages- Present for Mothers - Premium Matte Finish Cover Design- Portable Format - Printed on bright-white 60lb (90gsm) paper stock
