Download or read book Fuck Them Kids Get A Cat written by Dino Dhamphyr and published by Dino Dhamphyr . This book was released on 2023-08-21 with total page 163 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you tired of hearing, "Oh, you must start a family, have children?" Then "Fuck Them Kids, Get a Cat" is your sassy retort! Dive into this irreverent guide that celebrates cat parenting with an unparalleled wit, hilarity, and unabashed joy. If the traditional path just isn't for you, this book offers an entertaining escape into a world where feline companionship reigns supreme. With biting satire and riotous humor, it's more than just a read – it's a cat-tastic revolution. Get ready to roar with laughter and say unapologetically, "Fuck Them Kids, Get a Cat!" The claws are out, and they're beckoning you to join the fun!
Download or read book Fuck Them Kids Get a Cat written by Dino Dhamphyr and published by . This book was released on 2023 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Fuck Them Kids Get A Cat written by Dino Dhamphyr and published by Dino Dhamphyr. This book was released on 2023-08-21 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Fuck Them Kids, Get a Cat" is an uproarious and provocative guide for those who seek a path less trodden by society. Offering a humorous take on prioritizing feline companionship over traditional parenthood, this book dives headfirst into the untold joys and the purr-fect hilarity of cat parenting. Expect engaging stories, satirical advice, and a glorious affirmation that, in the grand game of life, it's okay to say, "Fuck Them Kids, Get a Cat!" Prepare for plenty of belly laughs and newfound appreciation for the feline kind. Embrace your cat-titude, you're in for a wild ride!
Download or read book Tell Tale of the Apocalypse written by Dino Dhamphyr and published by Dino Dhamphyr . This book was released on 2024-02-17 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Gabrielle unwittingly unleashes the Four Horsemen from a cursed book, her world is thrown into chaos. "Tell Tale of the Apocalypse," inspired by the haunting poem of Dino Dhamphyr, tells a gripping story of survival against the backdrop of an unraveled world. As Gabrielle confronts the terrors she has released, she faces the ultimate truth: death is inevitable. This tale is a raw journey through a landscape where every choice carries weight and the human spirit is tested to its limits.
Download or read book Lost Cat written by Mary Gaitskill and published by . This book was released on 2020-07 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Last year I lost my cat Gattino. He was very young, at seven months barely an adolescent. He is probably dead but I don't know for certain.'
Download or read book Cat House written by Michael Peak and published by New Amer Library. This book was released on 1992-03-01 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Kasher in the Rye written by Moshe Kasher and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2012-03-28 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “The finest, most moving and powerful memoir I have ever read.”—MAYIM BIALIK Rising young comedian Moshe Kasher is lucky to be alive. He started using drugs when he was just 12. At that point, he had already been in psychoanlysis for 8 years. By the time he was 15, he had been in and out of several mental institutions, drifting from therapy to rehab to arrest to...you get the picture. But Kasher in the Rye is not an "eye opener" to the horrors of addiction. It's a hilarious memoir about the absurdity of it all. When he was a young boy, Kasher's mother took him on a vacation to the West Coast. Well it was more like an abduction. Only not officially. She stole them away from their father and they moved to Oakland , California. That's where the real fun begins, in the war zone of Oakland Public Schools. He was more than just out of control-his mother walked him around on a leash, which he chewed through and ran away. Brutally honest and laugh-out-loud funny, Kasher's first literary endeavor finds humor in even the most horrifying situations.
Download or read book Dr Dog written by Babette Cole and published by Dragonfly Books. This book was released on 1997-03-11 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dr. dog is not your usual doctor. For one thing, he makes house calls. For another, he's a pet beagle! When his entire family falls sick, only Dr. Dog can save the day, with cure for head lice, pinworms, and (yikes!) even a case of too much gas...
Download or read book The Interrogation written by Dino Dhamphyr and published by Dino Dhamphyr . This book was released on 2023-10-31 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In "The Interrogation," embark on a spine-tingling journey where reality unravels, and the line between nightmare and truth blurs. James finds himself handcuffed to a table, haunted by indescribable horrors. As he relives a never-ending cycle of terror, he must convince Detectives Grimes and Morales that the darkness lurking in the shadows is all too real. With each page, you'll be drawn deeper into a world where malevolent forces toy with the boundaries of sanity. Discover the gripping mystery that will keep you on the edge of your seat until the shocking finale.
Download or read book The Game We Live written by Franklyn Godtz and published by Franklyn Godtz. This book was released on 2023-04-11 with total page 267 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What is your purpose? Why are you here? What is this game of life about? Is this just another rabbit hole exploring the world of mysticism, esotericism, and spiritualism? Experience Noah's journey to the absolute. Franklyn Godtz guides his brother through a world of questions and in the end, finding the key to life. This magical journey may teach you something about the game you live and empower you. Once you learn the process and you are able to answer the questions, what is your purpose? and why are you here? You will recognize the game we live.
Download or read book Lock and Load written by Deirdra McAfee and published by University of New Mexico Press. This book was released on 2017-11-01 with total page 227 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nothing says America louder than a gun. As the short stories assembled here demonstrate, firearms loom as large in our imaginations as in the news. In this unforgettable anthology, the common theme, and the essential object, is the gun. These striking stories, from such famous authors as Annie Proulx, Bonnie Jo Campbell, and John Edgar Wideman, plus a talented group of newcomers, range widely—from tender to violent, from chilling to hilarious. Tales of love, war, coming of age, and revenge, they occur in landscapes familiar or ordinary, distant or dystopian, and reflect Americans’ particular obsession with, and paranoia about, guns. This masterful and thought-provoking collection moves beyond the polarized rhetoric surrounding firearms to spark genuine discussion.
Download or read book You Made Me Love You written by John Edgar Wideman and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-02-15 with total page 496 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A powerful and “stunning” (Publishers Weekly, starred review) selection of the best of John Edgar Wideman’s short stories over his fifty-year career, representing the wide range of his intellectual and artistic pursuits. When John Edgar Wideman won the PEN Malamud Award in 2019, he joined a list of esteemed writers—from Eudora Welty to George Saunders—all of whom are acknowledged masters of the short story. Wideman’s commitment to short fiction has been lifelong, and here he gathers a representative selection from throughout his career, stories that “have a wary, brooding spirit, a lonely intelligence…[and] air the problem of consciousness, including the fragile contingency of our existence” (The New York Times). Wideman’s stories are grounded in the streets and the people of Homewood, the Pittsburgh neighborhood of his childhood, but they range far beyond there, to the small western towns of Wyoming and historic Philadelphia, the contemporary world and the ancient past. He explores the interior lives of his characters, and the external pressures that shape them. These stories are as intellectually intricate as they are rich with the language and character. “Wideman has been compared to William Faulkner and James Baldwin…[these] prove that he is every bit as masterful a cartographer of the American spirit as his forebears" (Esquire). Comprised of thirty-five stories drawn from past collections (American Histories, Briefs, God’s Gym, All Stories Are True, Fever, and Damballah), and an introductory essay by the National Book Critics Circle board member and scholar Walton Muyumba, this volume of Wideman’s selected stories celebrates the lifelong significance of this major American writer’s essential contribution to a form—illuminating the ways that he has made it his own. “If there were any doubts Wideman belongs to the American canon, this puts them to bed” (Publishers Weekly, starred review).
Download or read book Go the F k to Sleep written by Adam Mansbach and published by Akashic Books. This book was released on 2011-06-14 with total page 18 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.
Download or read book Confessions of a Tax Collector written by Richard Yancey and published by Zondervan. This book was released on 2009-03-17 with total page 400 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Twelve years ago, Richard Yancey answered a blind ad in the newspaper offering a salary higher than what he’d made over the three previous years combined. It turned out that the job was for the Internal Revenue Service -- the most hated and feared organization in the federal government. So Yancey became the man who got in his car, drove to your house, knocked on your door, and made you pay. Never mind that his car was littered with candy wrappers, his palms were sweaty, and he couldn’t remember where he stashed his own tax records. He was there on the authority of the United States government. With "a rich mix of humor, horror, and angst [and] better than most novels on the bestseller lists" (Boston Sunday Globe), Confessions of a Tax Collector contains an astonishing cast of too-strange-for-fiction characters. But the most intriguing character of all is Yancey himself who -- in detailing how the job changed him and how he managed to pull himself back from the brink of moral, ethical, and spiritual bankruptcy -- reveals what really lies beneath those dark suits and mirrored sunglasses. This P.S. edition features an extra 16 pages of insights into the book, including author interviews, recommended reading, and more.
Download or read book Hiding Place written by John Edgar Wideman and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 1998 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When a man is murdered and he is unfairly accused, Tommy hides out with Mother Bess--a relative who is mean and mentally unbalanced--and together they wallow in trepidation and anger desperately trying to find the nerve to face the world.
Download or read book The Krays and Me Blood Honour and Respect Doing Porridge with The Krays written by Charles Bronson and published by Kings Road Publishing. This book was released on 2007-04-30 with total page 191 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two names reigned supreme in London's underworld in the sixties - Ronnie and Reggie Kray; and it wasn't until 1969 that the twins went down at Brixton Prison for murder. I was only seventeen, on remand up in Risley, Warrington, for nicking a furniture lorry. Most of the lads in there had newspaper photos of the Krays stuck up on their cell walls. They were the cream of the criminal crop, and that's why I took such an interest in 'em. Once I was put away, it wasn't long before I got to meet them, and over the next 29 years I got closer to the Krays than any self-proclaimed henchman, any autograph hunter. As their trusted friend they let me in on it all - no holds barred behind bars! Since Ronnie and Reggie died, all I've heard is a load of bollocks! 'Reggie shot my cat; Ronnie stabbed my uncle Bert 75 times; Reggie ran over my hamster; I'm Ronnie's son, I'm Reggie's daughter.' Gutless maggots spreading rumours with their sham stories for sale. The shameless rats. Well now the twins are gone and I can talk. And let me tell you, I've got a lot to say and all the time in the world to say it. No bollocks. No silly stories. Just the facts about the time I spent doing porridge with the Krays.
Download or read book Nod written by Adrian Barnes and published by Titan Books (US, CA). This book was released on 2015-09-01 with total page 199 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A disturbing literary dystopian science fiction debut set in a near-future Vancouver during a deadly insomnia pandemic for fans of The Leftovers Dawn breaks over Vancouver and no one in the world has slept the night before, or almost no one. A few people, perhaps one in ten thousand, can still sleep, and they’ve all shared the same golden dream. After six days of absolute sleep deprivation, psychosis will set in. After four weeks, the body will die. In the interim, panic ensues and a bizarre new world arises in which those previously on the fringes of society take the lead. Paul, a writer, continues to sleep while his partner Tanya disintegrates before his eyes, and the new world swallows the old one whole.
