Download or read book Fuck That Shit written by Tomer Yogev and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-12-15 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fuck That Shit is a daily reminder of the frustrations that keep you in the corporate mindset. Understand your own state of fuck-it-ness and unlock from the corporate mindset!

Download or read book The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F ck written by Mark Manson and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2016-09-13 with total page 197 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 New York Times Bestseller Over 10 million copies sold In this generation-defining self-help guide, a superstar blogger cuts through the crap to show us how to stop trying to be "positive" all the time so that we can truly become better, happier people. For decades, we’ve been told that positive thinking is the key to a happy, rich life. "F**k positivity," Mark Manson says. "Let’s be honest, shit is f**ked and we have to live with it." In his wildly popular Internet blog, Manson doesn’t sugarcoat or equivocate. He tells it like it is—a dose of raw, refreshing, honest truth that is sorely lacking today. The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is his antidote to the coddling, let’s-all-feel-good mindset that has infected American society and spoiled a generation, rewarding them with gold medals just for showing up. Manson makes the argument, backed both by academic research and well-timed poop jokes, that improving our lives hinges not on our ability to turn lemons into lemonade, but on learning to stomach lemons better. Human beings are flawed and limited—"not everybody can be extraordinary, there are winners and losers in society, and some of it is not fair or your fault." Manson advises us to get to know our limitations and accept them. Once we embrace our fears, faults, and uncertainties, once we stop running and avoiding and start confronting painful truths, we can begin to find the courage, perseverance, honesty, responsibility, curiosity, and forgiveness we seek. There are only so many things we can give a f**k about so we need to figure out which ones really matter, Manson makes clear. While money is nice, caring about what you do with your life is better, because true wealth is about experience. A much-needed grab-you-by-the-shoulders-and-look-you-in-the-eye moment of real-talk, filled with entertaining stories and profane, ruthless humor, The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F**k is a refreshing slap for a generation to help them lead contented, grounded lives.

Download or read book Oh Fuck Shit Bitch Swearing Book for Adults Inappropriate and Hilarious Insults by Cute Kids written by Purple Kush and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-08 with total page 57 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Don't Slap Their Faces, Color Them Up! Oh! Fuck! Shit! Bitch! has 25 sweary pages that are totally obnoxious, but also hilarious and instantly crack you up. These featured kids might look naïve and innocent but once they open their mouths, you won't believe what they said. This not so family-oriented book is full of aggressively filthy mouth young kids. All are rude and ready to insult you ridiculously. From C to F words, you will find all inappropriate and unexpected words from these children. Fan of the curse, offensive and swear words, this coloring book is a must-have for your collection! Product Details Printed single-sided on bright white paper Premium matte-finish cover design Perfect for all coloring mediums Large format 8.5"x11.0" (22x28cm) pages This swearing coloring book for adults is absolutely perfect for chilling and relaxing at-home activity for open-minded people. It is a great gag and hilarious gift for adults who like coloring books with hysterically awful content. SCROLL UP AND GRAB YOUR BOOK TODAY!

Download or read book Fuck This Shit written by Zed Dee and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-05-05 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Zed was on the way to being a thirty year old virgin when he decided to pay for sex. But he found out that sex, for him at least, was not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am kind of thing. He has a condition called delayed ejaculation; he has no problems getting and maintaining an erection but has trouble reaching an orgasm. He is autistic as well. The social deficits that come with autism was a very big part of why he had to pay for sex in the first place. In this fascinating and unique memoir, Zed tries to piece together the puzzle that is himself in order to understand the nature of his dysfunction. With understanding comes acceptance, perhaps even a kind of happiness.

Download or read book Shit Is Fucked Up And Bullshit written by Malcolm Harris and published by Melville House. This book was released on 2020-02-25 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the writer hailed for giving voice to a generation in Kids These Days comes a bold rejection of a society in which inequality, police violence, and exploitation have come to define our lives In these new and selected pieces, Malcolm Harris, one of our sharpest and most versatile critics, examines everything from the lowering of wages to the rise of fascism—and the maddening cultural landscape in between. Along the way, he explores protest strategies past and present; questions the wrong (and often racist) lessons we’ve learned from American history; and, most comfortingly, assures us that Marx saw the necessity of a crisis moment just like the one we're in. Rarely does a writer come along who can turn our world so thoroughly upside down that we can finally understand it for what it really is, but Harris's wry and biting essays do just that, and help us laugh at what we see. Our economic situation, political discourse, and future prospects have gotten much worse since a guy brought a sign that said "Shit is Fucked Up and Bullshit" to the Occupy Wall Street protests. We all knew what he meant then . . . but where are we now? And how has so much happened since the so-called end of history? The over thirty pieces collected here offer compelling answers to these questions and more.

Download or read book Let That Shit Go written by Bruna Nessif and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-08-03 with total page 298 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'WTF am I doing wrong? Another relationship down the gutter. Why do I keep attracting the same person in different bodies?' Sound familiar? Welcome to the club.Let That Shit Go: A Journey to Forgiveness, Healing & Understanding Love is a compilation of true stories detailing intimate relationships with various men in order to illustrate the ongoing lessons that continued to arise, but were conveniently ignored. In her usual conversational-yet-introspective tone, author Bruna Nessif will make you laugh, cry and reflect as she takes you on a very personal voyage where she recalls some of her most traumatic, heartwarming, embarrassing and monumental memories from her love life through transparent and vulnerable story-telling.You will finish this book with a new lens on love and self-worth, as well as the tools to begin your own journey to healing by letting shit go. You ready?

Download or read book The Life Changing Magic of Not Giving a F k written by Sarah Knight and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2015-12-31 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The word-of-mouth bestseller * Published in more than 30 countries * 3 million copies sold worldwide Are you stressed out, overbooked and underwhelmed by life? Fed up with pleasing everyone else before you please yourself? Finding it hard working from home? Then it's time to stop giving a f**k, and care less to get more. This irreverent and practical book explains how to rid yourself of unwanted obligations, shame, and guilt - and give your f**ks instead to people and things that make you happy. From family dramas to having a bikini body, the simple 'NotSorry Method' for mental decluttering will help you unleash the power of not giving a f**k and will free you to spend your time, energy and money on the things that really matter. 'The anti-guru' Observer 'Absolutely blinding. Read it. Do it.' Mail on Sunday 'Genius' Cosmopolitan 'I love Knight's book even before I start reading . . . Works a charm' Sunday Times Magazine 'Life-affirming . . . The key practice she advocates is devising for yourself a "fuck budget" . . . It's a beautiful way of streamlining your psyche' Lucy Mangan, Guardian ALSO AVAILABLE FROM SARAH KNIGHT: YOU DO YOU: how to be who you are and use what you've got to get what you want AND Get Your Sh*t Together - the New York Times bestseller helping you organise the f**ks you want and need to give

Download or read book Go the F k to Sleep written by Adam Mansbach and published by Akashic Books. This book was released on 2011-06-14 with total page 18 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.

Download or read book F k This Shit written by Sam Dixon and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2013-07-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of angry quotations, just the thing when you're feeling a little steamed "I wander about hating everything I behold." --Lord Byron "The truth will set you free. But first, it will piss you off." --Gloria Steinem "I shit on the chest of Fun." --Hunter S. Thompson When life is getting on top of you and you've nowhere left to turn, there's no better remedy than some loud hostility and swearing. Let off some steam with this belligerent collection of crabby quotations and irate outbursts.

Download or read book Fuck This Shit Swear Word Coloring Book written by Maeve Coloring Books and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-29 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Fuck This Shit adult coloring book is the perfect stress reliever when you're fed up and want to vent and relax. Features of this Book - 25 interesting and intricate mandala coloring pages. - It measures 8.5x11 with book industry perfect binding, a sturdy matte cover, and white pages that are great for pencil, crayon, gel pens or markers. - Designs are printed only on one side of each sheet of paper to prevent bleedthrough. Click on our name "Maeve Coloring Books" located under the title of this listing for more swear word coloring books!

Download or read book Fuck This Shit I m Going To Space written by Out There Press and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-05-12 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fuck This Shit I'm Going To Space: A Dot-Lined Journal Tired of Earth and all the bullshit? Yeah, I understand and this is the journal for you to let the world know. Great as a funny gift for those who agree! Wouldn't it be nice to get away, fly to Mars or float aimlessly in the empty quiet recesses of infinite space? Now you can! At least as you journal in this awesome and spectacular journal! The unique combination of connected dots creates a canvas to generate both designs and graphs for things like habit tracking, to simply using the lines in the usual way!

Download or read book Fuck This Shit Show a Gratitude Journal for Tired Ass Women written by Crazy Beetches and published by . This book was released on 2018-08-05 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect funny or gag gift for the tired woman in your life. Book features: Gratitude journal pages with prompts including: asshole of the day, I am proud I didn't, I'm lucky to have and more! Corresponding pages with areas to include important shit to do today and other important shit to remember. This journal is designed as a funny gift to help an overstressed friend find a way to laugh at the crazy and hectic days of motherhood, work and life in general. 152 pages. 6" x 9" soft cover.

Download or read book Don t F cking Panic written by Kelsey Darragh and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-21 with total page 362 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "If you are one of the millions of people struggling to manage your mental health right now, stop whatever you are doing and read this interactive workbook created by comedian and mental health advocate, Kelsey Darragh. With a completely raw and honest approach to discussing, accepting, and managing debilitating anxiety, panic, and depression, Don’t F*cking Panic: The Shit They Don’t Tell You in Therapy About Anxiety Disorder, Panic Attacks, & Depression is a refreshing and often painfully hilarious guide to long-term recovery and healing. Whether you are experiencing a panic attack RIGHT NOW, or simply realize there is seemingly no end to how many ways your beautiful brain can mess up your day with uncool thoughts, this workbook is about to become your new best friend and a permanent resident on your bedside table"--

Download or read book What the F written by Benjamin K. Bergen and published by Basic Books. This book was released on 2016-09-13 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It may be starred, beeped, and censored -- yet profanity is so appealing that we can't stop using it. In the funniest, clearest study to date, Benjamin Bergen explains why, and what that tells us about our language and brains. Nearly everyone swears-whether it's over a few too many drinks, in reaction to a stubbed toe, or in flagrante delicto. And yet, we sit idly by as words are banned from television and censored in books. We insist that people excise profanity from their vocabularies and we punish children for yelling the very same dirty words that we'll mutter in relief seconds after they fall asleep. Swearing, it seems, is an intimate part of us that we have decided to selectively deny. That's a damn shame. Swearing is useful. It can be funny, cathartic, or emotionally arousing. As linguist and cognitive scientist Benjamin K. Bergen shows us, it also opens a new window onto how our brains process language and why languages vary around the world and over time. In this groundbreaking yet ebullient romp through the linguistic muck, Bergen answers intriguing questions: How can patients left otherwise speechless after a stroke still shout Goddamn! when they get upset? When did a cock grow to be more than merely a rooster? Why is crap vulgar when poo is just childish? Do slurs make you treat people differently? Why is the first word that Samoan children say not mommy but eat shit? And why do we extend a middle finger to flip someone the bird? Smart as hell and funny as fuck, What the F is mandatory reading for anyone who wants to know how and why we swear.

Download or read book Fail Better written by James R Ford and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2014 with total page 95 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fail Better is a catalogue of selected artworks by British-born artist James R Ford, with accompanying texts, interviews and essays, from 2008-2013. ""Forever playfully exploring the intimate relationships between physical media and everyday life: Ford's investigations into, and reflections on, existential nature and the use of conventional materials and modes of presentation reveal countless nuanced contradictions as well as a fascination with process and the filling-in of time. While mostly a creator of laboured drawings, well considered objects and videos, Ford also provides us with scenarios that have us pondering over the mundane and/or acting out the absurd as he invites us to look deeper into his works and at what is taking place around us."" Justin Jade Morgan, 2013

Download or read book Mad written by Chloé Esposito and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2017-06-13 with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this compulsively readable debut, set between London and Sicily over one blood-drenched week in the dead of summer, an identical twin reveals the crazy lies and twists she'll go through to not only steal her sister's perfect life, but to keep on living it. Alvie Knightly is a trainwreck: aimless, haphazard, and pretty much constantly drunk. Alvie's existence is made even more futile in contrast to that of her identical and perfect twin sister, Beth. Alvie lives on social media, eats kebabs for breakfast, and gets stopped at security when the sex toy in her carry-on starts buzzing. Beth is married to a hot, rich Italian, dotes on her beautiful baby boy, and has always been their mother's favorite. The twins' days of having anything in common besides their looks are long gone. When Beth sends Alvie a first-class plane ticket to visit her in Italy, Alvie is reluctant to go. But when she gets fired from the job she hates and her flatmates kick her out on the streets, a luxury villa in glitzy Taormina suddenly sounds more appealing. Beth asks Alvie to swap places with her for just a few hours so she can go out unnoticed by her husband. Alvie jumps at the chance to take over her sister's life--if only temporarily. But when the night ends with Beth dead at the bottom of the pool, Alvie realizes that this is her chance to change her life. Alvie quickly discovers that living Beth's life is harder than she thought. What was her sister hiding from her husband? And why did Beth invite her to Italy at all? As Alvie digs deeper, she uncovers Mafia connections, secret lovers, attractive hitmen, and one extremely corrupt priest, all of whom are starting to catch on to her charade. Now Alvie has to rely on all the skills that made her unemployable--a turned-to-11 sex drive, a love of guns, lying to her mother--if she wants to keep her million-dollar prize. She is uncensored, unhinged, and unforgettable.

Download or read book Grown Little Girl written by Alicia Reynolds and published by Page Publishing, Inc. This book was released on 2020-07-08 with total page 219 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the time fifteen-year-old Nyla was old enough to really understand things, she knew that she was different. Although she didn't want to be like her mama, who was fucking and sucking every dope boy in the hood, hoping to come out on top, she did yearn for attention from her old junior high school crush, Pete. Pete was a young dope boy trying to make a name for himself in the streets and in the process made his way into Nyla's heart, but after stumbling upon something unspeakable, Pete decided he wanted more than just her heart. Pete and his friend Cedrick ultimately created some tension between the crew, causing themselves to be blackballed and forced out the game by Jay, who was the man in Cincinnati. While dealing with a life-altering experience, Nyla came across someone who would soon help her discover the beast within her. Jamal was a twenty-three-year-old boss! Tall smooth dark-chocolate skin, bowlegs, and the most perfect set of white teeth she'd ever seen. Oh, and his body was pure perfection. Jamal took no shit! He was very serious and hardly ever showed that smile, but when he met Nyla, she gave him reasons to let a softer side to show. After being struck with yet another devastating blow, Nyla's best friend Shay told Jamal of the horrific things that had happened to Nyla, thus thrusting them both into a world that they never thought that they would know, let alone be a part of. Nyla jumped in the game with both feet under the guidance of Jamal and the rest of the crew as she found the woman within. The days of being that passive little girl were over! It was time to start making some real boss moves, grown-woman shit, and she was here for it!