Download or read book Fishing for Laughs A Great Catch of Funny Fishing Tales written by Various and published by Read Books Ltd. This book was released on 2012-11-01 with total page 134 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's a widely accepted fact that fishermen love to spin a yarn. Indeed, fishing and its lifestyle have spawned some of the greatest works of fiction in all of the Western literary canon. Here are collected thirteen humorous short stories, from the pen of authors such as Ernest Hemingway, Lord Edward Dunsany and Jerome K. Jerome.
Download or read book The Ultimate Fish Jokes Collection written by Bart Buley and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-19 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If your mood is sunk and you could use a laugh, don't worry! We've cast about for the funniest fishing jokes, stories, and cartoons out there, and we've found some whoppers. You'll be a regular clownfish after this! Just don't read these while you're on the boat - you'll scare the fish away with your laughter! A collection of fishing cartoons, humorous stories, jokes, and quotes. A great book to be enjoyed by anyone that fishes, thinks about fishing, dreams about fishing, or lies about fishing
Download or read book Fish Tales written by Alan Liere and published by . This book was released on 2009 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Humour.
Download or read book Misadventures and Fishing Tales written by Kelly Bruning and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2009-10 with total page 75 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A humorous collection of true short stories written by a female Boston transplant now living in the northern Michigan great outdoors. This book promises a lot of laughs about outdoor misadventures. Interwoven in the tales are humor, mischief, and a few life lessons. Join the scene as the author describes the crisp morning air and the serenity of surrounding woodlands on an ice fishing outing. Picture Michigan's mighty Mackinac Bridge as its twin white towers stand tall, welcoming visitors to the Upper Peninsula. Put yourself among the crowd of the local pub waiting to view the braggart's trophy fish, which unfortunately was eaten by the neighborhood wild cats! The author intertwines misadventure in the great outdoors with an appreciation for nature, putting readers in another scene while also leaving them with a laugh or two along the way.The author will donate $1.00 of her proceeds to fight Multiple Sclerosis. By purchasing this book, you have joined the author in fighting this disease.
Download or read book Incredible and True Fishing Stories written by Shaun Morey and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2014-05-06 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What’s almost as good as going fishing? Hearing, telling, and swapping great fish stories. Shaun Morey is a fisherman, a connoisseur of fish stories, and a journalist with a novelist’s eye (and vice versa) in this collection of over 100 incredible (and true!) fishing stories. Here are Remarkable Catches—like the time Billy Sandifer caught a 1,000-pound tiger shark in the surf (he released it after nabbing a souvenir tooth). Grueling Battles—like Bob Ploeger’s record-breaking 37-hour fight with a Pacific salmon. Hilarious Feats of Bravery, like the exploits of Matt Watson, who leapt out of a helicopter to land on the back of a marlin. And, in what can only be considered poetic justice, Shocking Acts of Fish Aggression, like Mitchell Lee Franklin’s visit to the emergency room with a 5-pound catfish attached to his chest via an impaled dorsal fin. Includes illustrations, photos, and links to videos on the author’s website.
Download or read book Fishing s Best Excuses written by Joshua Shifrin and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2024-04-02 with total page 121 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Explain away your bad casts or your tiny catch—and have your friends laugh at the same time! Fishing’s Best Excuses is a must have book for any angler that has spent a day on the water with little to show for their efforts. With dozens of witty excuses, as well as crazy fishing facts and hilarious cartoons, you’ll be able to laugh away your ineptitude. Whether it’s due to the poor weather, bad bait, unacceptable equipment, or simply because the fishing gods were out to get you, there’s always a viable, or not so viable, excuse to explain your failure. So the next time you come home with nothing but an empty cooler, there are countless reasons why your woeful performance couldn’t possibly be your fault. So without further ado, we offer you, our friend, our colleague, our compatriot, a foolproof way to divert the blame, the embarrassment, the multitude of jokes at your expense. We give you, Fishing’s Best Excuses.
Download or read book You ll Need A Guide written by Marshall Craig and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-13 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You'll Need a Guide is a humorous account, rich with reflection on the human condition, of guided fishing trips from the McCloud River of Northern California to the Middle Bight of Andros Island. Casual readers will enjoy the wry commentary. Fly fishermen will have a belly laugh of recognition when they recognize themselves in the essays.
Download or read book Funny Fishing Cartoon And Fish Related Humor written by Milda Yeilding and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-19 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If your mood is sunk and you could use a laugh, don't worry! We've cast about for the funniest fishing jokes, stories, and cartoons out there, and we've found some whoppers. You'll be a regular clownfish after this! Just don't read these while you're on the boat - you'll scare the fish away with your laughter! A collection of fishing cartoons, humorous stories, jokes, and quotes. A great book to be enjoyed by anyone that fishes, thinks about fishing, dreams about fishing, or lies about fishing
Download or read book Funny Fishing Stories written by Roderick Wilkinson and published by . This book was released on 1992 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book 1001 Fishing Tips written by Lamar Underwood and published by Skyhorse Publishing Inc.. This book was released on 2010-07 with total page 385 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 1001 Fishing Tips reveals the insider secrets that you need to become the greatest fisherman out there. It focuses on the most popular freshwater game fish, including trout, bass, crappie, bluegill, walleye, catfish, salmon, and pike, and saltwater favorites, such as striped bass, bluefish, flounder, redfish, weakfish, and sea trout. Included are techniques applicable to any environment, such as rivers and streams, lakes and ponds, estuaries and inlets, bays, beaches, and off-shore hotspots. Better your game with 1001 Fishing Tips and be ready to catch more fish, bigger fish, and have more fun!
Download or read book Jangles A Big Fish Story written by David Shannon and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2016-09-27 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bestselling storyteller David Shannon instantly hooks readers with this stunning, highly entertaining tour-de-force--his best book ever! Breathtaking oil paintings bursting with energy pullreaders along into Big Lake, the home of Jangles, thebiggest fish anyone has seen. Fishing alone at dusk,a boy feels a tug on his line and comes face-to-facewith the gigantic trout--whose enormous jaw is coveredwith so many lures and fish hooks that he jingles andjangles when he swims. Terrified by the sight, the boy isshocked when Jangles befriends him and takes him on anadventure to the bottom of the lake. A surprise endingwill leave readers laughing and shaking their heads. Hereis Shannon at his very best-in a wild and witty story thatbegs repeated reading.
Download or read book Whoever Caught that Fish is a Liar written by John P. Smyth and published by Booksurge Publishing. This book was released on 2009-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Whoever Caught That Fish Is A Liar!" is a collection of short stories that share humor and human relationships. Many of the characters are from Dr. Smyth's first book "Fish Tales of the OWA. . . and other lies", but all of the stories will make you laugh and help you appreciate the value of friendship. Big Dave Garner stars in most of the stories as he sinks a canoe, gets his arm caught in an alligator's mouth, and serves his homemade soup and chili from kitty litter containers. Victor Boudolf shares the focus as an ALS patient who lives his life with faith and fortitude. His positive outlook in the advanced stages of ALS fill the pages with heart warming stories. While most of the stories are about fishing; this is not a 'fishing' book rather it is about friendship, humor and fundamental values. Good friends, good luck and good fishing stories in the lowcountry of South Carolina are shared. Dr. Smyth shares funny characters, family events and the hard teasing among fishing friends.
Download or read book Incredible Fishing Stories written by Shaun Morey and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2012-02-08 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From a grueling 37-hour fight with a Pacific salmon to the maimed fisherman whose severed thumb turned up in the belly of a Mackinaw trout. From extraordinary marlin quests to hair-raising tales of "fish catches man," here are fishing's 80 most unpredictable and spectacular tales. To get them, Shaun Morey-a fanatical fisherman and inveterate story collector-traveled from Alaska to Australia, Mexico, and the Caribbean to interview anglers, boat captains, guides and witnesses; to dig up photographs, and to confirm each tale. You'll read about Captain Jimmy Lewis who, in a moment of sheer bravado (or insanity), speared by hand-and landed-a 1,600-pound hammerhead shark. Or Bob Smith, fulfilling his twenty-year quest to catch all forty species of North America's wild trout on the bitter cold morning after his eighty-first birthday. Or the 800-pound blue marlin that made a final lunge-ripping up the deck and dragging a chair, with Paul Clause strapped in it, to the bottom of the ocean. (Paul survived; so did the marlin.) Truth is stranger than fiction.
Download or read book God Went Fishing written by Dennis Shields and published by NorlightsPress. This book was released on 2010-12 with total page 219 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: God Went Fishing tells the remarkable story of Sigmund, a handsome and kind young man who led an idyllic life until learning the woman he thought to be his mother had stolen him from the hospital where she'd just given birth, leaving her real child behind. This satirical novel follows Sigmund's adventures and catastrophes as he searches for his true identity. While enjoying this cross between Candide and "Family Guy," readers see that a life filled with death, despair, and deceit can be fun. Perhaps the real reason Adam and Eve left the Garden of Eden was because it was boring. God Went Fishing is often offensive, sometimes poignant, occasionally edifying-and always funny. Readers will long remember the characters Sigmund encounters during his quest. What more can one ask from any work of fiction than to make you think and make you laugh? God Went Fishing accomplishes both.
Download or read book When the Water is Quiet You Can Almost Hear the Fish Laughing written by Values Tees and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-08 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Show your fishing spirit with this cool typographic design and make a statement that fishing makes you more fun than working! Be proud and wear this unique lucky fishing design! Great gift for christmas, birthday or any occasion. Get this cool witty funny sarcastic cute hip saying slogan quote pun joke trendy vintage retro artwork for fishing fans, fathers, men, dad, brother, daughter, husband, daughter, fathers day, holiday, vacation and grandpa!
Download or read book How to Catch a Fish written by Kevin Ireland and published by Ginger. This book was released on 2005 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you think fishing is a simple matter of casting off from a river bank with a rod and reel then you are about to find out it is much more than that. Obsessive fisherman Kevin Ireland recounts how the sport is a passionate love affair with the natural world. Since getting hooked as a boy, Ireland has punted on wild Irish lakes, clambered over medieval abbeys, trawled through old texts, and spent several thousand hours actually fishing. This book he says, is the sum total of all he now knows, or will ever know about catching a fish.
Download or read book The Funny Side of Fishing written by Jim Reed and published by . This book was released on 1996 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
