Download or read book Fish Tales and Other Lies written by Stephen Tate and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2004 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Steve Tate has been soakin' worms since he was old enough to stretch the truth. His collection of fishing stories from around the world will entertain fishermen, and people who have never been near the water.
Download or read book Fish Tails and Other Lies written by Derrek J. Sigler and published by . This book was released on 2001 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Whoever Caught that Fish is a Liar written by John P. Smyth and published by Booksurge Publishing. This book was released on 2009-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Whoever Caught That Fish Is A Liar!" is a collection of short stories that share humor and human relationships. Many of the characters are from Dr. Smyth's first book "Fish Tales of the OWA. . . and other lies", but all of the stories will make you laugh and help you appreciate the value of friendship. Big Dave Garner stars in most of the stories as he sinks a canoe, gets his arm caught in an alligator's mouth, and serves his homemade soup and chili from kitty litter containers. Victor Boudolf shares the focus as an ALS patient who lives his life with faith and fortitude. His positive outlook in the advanced stages of ALS fill the pages with heart warming stories. While most of the stories are about fishing; this is not a 'fishing' book rather it is about friendship, humor and fundamental values. Good friends, good luck and good fishing stories in the lowcountry of South Carolina are shared. Dr. Smyth shares funny characters, family events and the hard teasing among fishing friends.
Download or read book Fish Tales and Other Stories to Get Hooked On written by Ralph Martell and published by . This book was released on 1992-11-01 with total page 318 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Fish Tales of the OWA and Other Lies written by John P. Smyth and published by Booksurge Publishing. This book was released on 2007-08-29 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Even my friends didn't understand why I would put on chest waders and go into the lake to fish for bass in the coldest months of the year. The 'Tales of the OWA ... and other lies' shares the fellowship beneath the surface of the water. The ability to laugh at ourselves is man's alone and it is a fundamental requirement for the members of the OWA.
Download or read book Fish Stories Alleged and Experienced written by Charles Frederick Holder and published by Forgotten Books. This book was released on 2015-06-17 with total page 408 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Excerpt from Fish Stories Alleged and Experienced: With a Little History Natural and Unnatural A fish story needs no apology; and no affidavit nor string of affidavits can add anything to its credibility. The highest authorities in ethics have indicated the angler's privileges. It is agreed that "It is better to lie about your great catch of trout, than to make it." Furthermore, the greatest authorities in science agree that the trout lies in the bottom of the stream, even as the truth lies at the bottom of a well. It is therefore fitting that men should lie about the trout. "Tusitala," the one who talks lengthwise, is the Kava-name of the greatest of modern story-tellers. "Talinoa i faiva," one who tells fish-stories, is the more modest Kava-name given likewise in Samoa to one of the authors of this book. But for reasons which will appear, it would be more appropriately bestowed on his present associate. In further evidence of the truth of the tales here set forth, we may only note that both authors are Californians. Those interested in distinguishing the work of the individual authors may apply the well-known rules of the Higher Criticism. About the Publisher Forgotten Books publishes hundreds of thousands of rare and classic books. Find more at www.forgottenbooks.com This book is a reproduction of an important historical work. Forgotten Books uses state-of-the-art technology to digitally reconstruct the work, preserving the original format whilst repairing imperfections present in the aged copy. In rare cases, an imperfection in the original, such as a blemish or missing page, may be replicated in our edition. We do, however, repair the vast majority of imperfections successfully; any imperfections that remain are intentionally left to preserve the state of such historical works.
Download or read book Fish Tales written by JUSTARIP Press and published by . This book was released on 2007 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Fish Tales written by John C. Burt and published by Blurb. This book was released on 2019-01-09 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book about Colin and Bill who had colourful fish tails and their friend Theodore who had a white as white fish tail and their lives together.
Download or read book True Fish Stories and Other Lies written by Scott Lee and published by . This book was released on 2012-12-19 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Never let the truth get in the way of a good story!" Frank LeeI have held true to Uncle Frank's advice in writing these barefaced lies and short stories.Here are the a few paragraphs of one of the stories: "Camp Iroquois was on one of New York's Finger Lakes, Seneca, I think and it was the summer before third grade when I got the news that I was going for two weeks. Cabins full of bunk beds, chow hall with group tables, hot dogs and baked beans and loud farts, "bug juice" to drink, canoeing, hiking, camp fires, funny camp songs, capture the flag, scouts and raiders, teen-age counselors, starry nights and fishing from the dock; a small boy's dream come true.My first fish was a bluegill about the size of my nine-year old hand. He and I got hooked at the same time. He on a worm baited cane-pole and me on fishing. He was released unharmed a few moments later. Sixty years later I'm still hooked."Although many of these tales are for fishermen, many others apply to everyone. The wisdom from Uncle Frank has a wide appeal: "Always put the toilet seat down, even in the men's room. The difference between a good habit and a bad habit is that good habits are easy to break. Putting the seat down is easy to do and the first time she falls in at 3 AM you are going to be weeks convincing her that you really do love her. "Put the seat down even if you live alone. You plan to have another lady someday so you may as well get it right in the meantime.""Understand the rules as thoroughly as possible so you can break them effectively and get away with it.""There are three excellent theories on how to handle women. None of them work.""If you ain't happy with what you've got, you ain't gonna be happy with what you get. Happiness is an inside job."My wife has some of the most unusual ideas I've ever come across. We were changing the clocks to Daylight Savings Time one evening when she said, "These politicians! If they're going to mess with the time, why don't they get it right?"I've been in the outfit long enough to know that I want to hear any suggestions she may have about anything. "What would you suggest that they do to get it right?"She thought for a few moments, "Why don't they make it dark out from like 1 in the afternoon until 3 and we can all take a nap? Then they could give us an extra hour of daylight in the morning AND in the evening." Good plan!Wall Street Dan's 5 Drop-Down Answers contain the wisdom of the ages. "Silence may be golden but there are times when every answer I can give is going to get me in trouble and yet silence isn't an option. These are the times when taking the Fifth Amendment won't work. The Drop-Down Answers are the key to surviving these harrowing situations.Here is a typical example:My boss has just made a ridiculous statement or a stupid proposal. He has a natural flair and excels in both of these categories. He probably doesn't actually want my opinion; even if he's just asked for it! It may be that he just wants to hear his own voice. He may just want to feel important by talking without anyone else talking or by talking without anyone else having an opinion or disagreeing. Whichever of these is the case, I'm trapped and I must respond. Silence is not an option and all possible true answers are hazardous to my ability to continue to work here. What to do?The Drop-Down Answers that can save the day:Drop-Down Answer Number 1. "Sounds Great." This is the most flexible of these answers. Please observe the different ways you can deliver this one: SOUNDS GREAT! Sounds Great! Sounds great. sounds great.These can be accompanied for emphasis by body language such as facial expressions and/or head and body movements. This does NOT include rolling your eyes.This one is most useful when you're pretty sure he won't act on his idiot idea anytime soon but really just wants to have his bosshood validated.You will need the other 4 Drop-Down Answers eventually. Everyone does!
Download or read book Fish Tales and Other Stories written by Gus Gusfaston and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2007-04 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "This book is the first in a series of short stories that feature my favorite fishing tales." -- page vii.
Download or read book Fish Tales written by Paul Dominguez and published by . This book was released on 2018 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Fish Tales Picked Up Here and There written by King Fisher and published by . This book was released on 1945 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Fish Tales written by Albert V. Lang and published by . This book was released on 1985 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Fish Tales and Fancies written by Dorothy Fern (Williams) Phillips and published by . This book was released on 1944 with total page 6 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Fish Tales written by Kent A. Lefevre and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-08-26 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever gone to the boat dock with friends and just sat near the bank watching the disasters unfold? This happens a lot. This has happened to me. I'm sure it has happened to you. It may be painful to some, strange to others or in my case, just plain funny. - The Author.
Download or read book Fish Tales Picked Up Here and There written by Joseph E. Brasky and published by . This book was released on 1946 with total page 125 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Twenty Odd Fish Tales written by Warren Lee McCormick and published by . This book was released on 1945 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
