Download or read book FARTS from A Z written by I. Traf and published by . This book was released on 2019-01-03 with total page 61 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A FARTAHOLIC COLLIDES WITH FARTING WORDS ... FARTS FROM A TO Z IS BORN. This is the Everyone and Everybody Farts Children, Teens, Adults, Animals, Unicorns, Cats, Dogs, Ninjas, Dinosaurs and Fish Fart Book. Both Women & Men And Boys & Girls Will Get A Laugh From These International Expressions Of Passing Gas. And Let's Not Forget the Parents, the Moms, and Dads, Who Can Use This As The New Go To Nighttime Picture Book for Their Younger Children. Farts from A to Z includes: Over 400 Fart, Farting and Farted Words In Alphabetical Order. Over 15 Fart Facts with Cartoons. More Illustrations Throughout the Book. A Crossword Puzzle, Perfect for a Bathroom Break. Farts from A to Z Will Make You: More Confident When You Talk About Your Farts More Outgoing as You Rank On Others Farts Popular at Parties and Social Gatherings with Your Fart Knowledge. Want To Post More On Social Media Sites so You Can Use More Mature Fart References. Farts from A to Z is the Perfect Size to: Hide in Your Backpack, Briefcase or Purse. Store in Your Desk Drawer. Put Away in Your Bedroom Nightstand. Read on the Bathroom Toilet. YOU CAN ACT REAL SMART IF YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT THE FART

Download or read book The History of Farting written by Benjamin Bart and published by Michael O'Mara Books. This book was released on 2013-04-26 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book book encompasses all aspects of the history of farting, from the place of farts in culture through the ages to an A-Z of classic farts.

Download or read book Your Mind Makes Thoughts Like Your Butt Makes Farts written by Todd Strauss-Schulson and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2023-02-28 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Sometimes we have nightmares, or we're filled with anxiety and fear. And when you're a kid, you don't always understand why or what to do about it. Your Mind Makes Thoughts Like Your Butt Makes Farts is funny and gross, but more importantly, it gives kids the big tools they need to cultivate a relationship with their mind, to become its friend and understand that they don't have to listen to everything it says-to realize that thoughts (like gass) will pass"--

Download or read book Fart written by Nick Sherrington and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-01-14 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For beginners and those aspiring to louder things. An A-Z of historical fart names depicting results. The food to eat to get the most from your 'expelling wind from the anus'. Farts are funny and globally now recognized as replacing Esperanto as the new universal language! Have a laugh and don't take life so seriously...

Download or read book Lance Fart Pants written by Dave Munsey and published by . This book was released on 2020-09-16 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After blowing his friends away in a farting frenzy, Lance "Poopie Butt-Fart Pants" learns the etiquette of passing gas to win his friends back. Butt! Lance has to break the rules of flatulence to stop the town's bank from being robbed. A stinky story with a happy ending. Note from the author: In November of 2018 I had a three-year-old named Flossie visit my home in Tempe, Arizona. Flossie captured my interest with her interest in poop and farting. She would follow the dog, waiting for an event, she asked a lot of questions about poop and farting as well. Flossie's mother confirmed her interest and said that it was normal for kids of her age. I found, kids intertest in poop and farting carries through from three until six or seven years of age, going from interesting to humorous. I wanted to give children a story that will explain some of the facts of farting as well as farting's annoying side effects. If ever you should practice social etiquette it should be in relation to farting. Children will find my book, fun and informative. Adults will find it interesting and amusing. I have dedicated Poopie Butt-Fart Pants to Flossie.

Download or read book F is for FART written by J J Matthews and published by J. J. Matthews. This book was released on 2020-08-11 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whenever your child hears someone fart, you will surely hear the sound of their giggles soon after. Imagine how much fun they will have when you share this educational story about animal farts! Yes, animals fart too... just like me and you! Rhymes have always been a fun way for children to learn and discover. The rhymes you find in this animal ABC rhyming book and the illustrations are sure to put a laughter on your child's face. This is a book about farts. Yes, farts. It's also about ABCs, rhymes, and animals - but it's mostly about farts, and making you and your loved ones laugh about farts. Each letter stands for an animal and is accompanied by a rhyme, which are all short and stinky - much like farts are stinky. What you will find inside the book: We've got A for Alligator, B for Bear, C for Cat, D for Dog, E for Elk, F for Frog, G for Goat, H for Hippo, I for Iguana, J for Jackal, K for Komodo Dragon, L for Lion, M for Moose, N for Nighthawk, O for Owl, P for Penguin, Q for Quail, R for Rabbit, S for Snake, T for Tiger, U for Umbrellabird, V for Vulture, W for Walrus, X for X-Ray Tetra, Y for Yak, and Z for Zebra. You can never get enough farts! Makes a perfect gag gift or bathroom read.

Download or read book The A Z Of Having A Baby written by Jeff Green and published by Sphere. This book was released on 2010-03-04 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Congratulations! You're having a baby! Or maybe you're a proud parent, holding your little bundle of joy with a mixture of ecstasy, wonder and sheer unadulterated TERROR? But don't panic! Real help is at hand, in the form of new dad and award-winning comedian Jeff Green. Let him guide you through the late nights, the stretch marks, the haemorrhoids... (and that's just the dads) and reassure you that you are NOT ALONE. So Dad, if you're suffering from father blues (the slow realisation that all your holidays will now be at Center Parcs), and Mum, if you're still miffed that your partner kept just out of punching range during childbirth, then this book is most definitely for you. Because it's not just babies who have teething problems...

Download or read book Who Farted written by Farshore and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-08-16 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Find all the stinkers hiding in the scenes of this seek and find book.

Download or read book Old MacDonald Heard a Fart written by Derek Landy and published by HarperCollins Children's Books. This book was released on 2017-04-06 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Old Macdonald heard a fart ... E-I-E-I-O!" There are some VERY rude noises coming from Old Macdonald's farm - who could be responsible?! Sing along to this side-splitting picture book adaptation of everyone's favourite nursery rhyme.

Download or read book A Guide To Farts written by Igloo Books and published by Igloo Books. This book was released on 2018-12-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ever fallen foul of a fart fail? Whether you've been caught downwind of a smelly breeze, or released a dub with more squeak than stink, this book contains all the guidance you need to let one rip like a pro. Learn how to identify each whiff and become an expet in fart execution with this illustrated guide to the most disgusting farts of all time, complete with tremendous trump sounds to help you achieve maximum devastation.

Download or read book Farts Around the World written by August O'Phwinn and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2011-10-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What is proper English etiquette for a tea room emission? Can a Swiss fart be so loud that it generates an echo? If a meditating Buddhist passes gas, does it exist? The answers to such pressing questions are answered in this hilarious soon-to-be international best seller. Ingeniously packaged with a sound unit to convey the nuances of global flatulence, Farts Around the World is the ideal gift for those who like to travel with a smile.

Download or read book G Day written by Neil Baker and published by Author House. This book was released on 2010-07-22 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: G Day is basically man’s attempt to murder God for leaving the world in such “dire” conditions. The team of assassins includes a Harvard educated Cyclops; his assistant, composed of ancient dust, named UGH; a mysterious woman with a somber history of sexual abuse name, None,; A woman employed by the C.I.A., previously a statue in a museum, named Ida; a scientist with a half omniscient mind, name Dr. Sseus; twenty-seven past presidents; and Dr. Pangloss the Programmer. God, not wanting to take any of the blame, assigns the devil to assume his role during the tribulation, only he must refer to himself as (“God”) The misadventures that occur only leave the world in an “utter mess” with absolutely no one in charge and the most unexpected resolution of all.

Download or read book Does It Fart written by Nick Caruso and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2019-07-11 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An explosive and hilarious look at facts, farts, and fun! Dogs fart. Cats fart. Horses fart (a lot). But what about snakes? Spiders? Octopuses? What about chimpanzees? Cheetahs? Or dinosaurs? In this gaseous guide to kids' favourite animals (and some they've probably never heard of), young readers will discover not only which animals parp, but also which have the stinkiest farts, which fart the most, and where all this smelly stuff comes from. They'll even learn which species has its own secret fart code! Perfect for reluctant readers, and with full-colour illustrations throughout, Does It Fart? is the funniest book you never knew you needed. Based on the New York Times bestseller Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence.

Download or read book The Fartionary written by Andy Jones and published by HarperCollins Australia. This book was released on 2014-12-01 with total page 236 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Full of hilarious jokes, trivia, facts and cartoons, THE FARTIONARY is guaranteed to be a hit with kids everywhere! Now in B-format. Do girls fart more than boys? Which foods make the best bottom burps? What happens if you let one rip in space? All these stinking questions and more will be answered in ... THE FARTIONARY! Andy Jones explodes the farty facts! Find out: • the do's and don'ts of the babbling bottom • why the family that farts together stays together • what to do when Pop goes POP! Plus, discover your farting personality type, learn how to talk your way out of a stinky situation and impress your friends with the funniest fart jokes. The coolest collection of all things farty! 'THE FARTIONARY made me laugh so hard I farted!' Professor Fartypants 'Hey, Professor Fartypants, pull my finger!' Doctor Stinksalot Ages: 6+

Download or read book Farts Boxset written by and published by Parragon. This book was released on 2014-08-29 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Go fanatic for farts and goofy for gas with the ultimate science of squeaks and smells! Fake farts, set up gas-tastic tricks, and get to know the farting A-Z. Freaky fart file, slimy putty, and whoopee cushion inside!

Download or read book The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers Big Book of Farty Facts written by Whalen and published by . This book was released on 2017-07 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How much do you know about farts? Fish fart. Astronauts fart even more. Even dead people fart. Farts can destroy the planet, but smelling farts can be good for your health. Ancient fart jokes, fart religion, farts that started wars. All this and more in this hilarious but true encyclopedia of the windy and wacky world of musical gas.

Download or read book The Little Book of Farting written by Alec Bromcie and published by Andrews McMeel Pub. This book was released on 2002 with total page 95 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the very first page, The Little Book of Farting proves that flatulence can be funny-and downright fascinating! For instance, did you know that the average man releases enough flatus in a day to blow up a small balloon' Or that farts can travel up to 50 feet and have been recorded to linger for up to 20 minutes' Did you know that vegetarians fart more than meat eaters' This little book is positively bursting with such fun facts, as well as farting etiquette tips, helpful translations for foreign farting, funny fart jokes and quotes, and a list of more than 75 euphemisms for cutting the cheese! No wonder it's sold nearly 100,000 copies in the U.K. in less than two years. The Little Book of Farting is a story that demands to be heard!If the littlest room in the house is your favorite place to be, then The Little Toilet Book will have you pinned to your seat to the very last page. Packed full of histories, jokes, poems, and even a helpful list of global toilet slang (Anyone need to use the Jakes, the boghouse, the throne, or the thunderbox'), this fascinating little volume manages to be engrossing without being gross. Sure to be a number-two best-seller!