Download or read book Farts A Noisy Guide written by Ben Hubbard and published by . This book was released on 2013-08-16 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get ready for fart overload! Pull out your pocket-sized fartometer and take the five funniest noisy fart sounds with you - anywhere, anytime: you could even hide it in your sock if you wanted to! Have a total blast with this hilarious shaped book that is packed with jokes, activities, trivia, pranks and... Farts!
Download or read book Farts written by Ben Hubbard and published by . This book was released on 2013 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Catch That and Paint it Purple A Complete Guide to Farting written by P. J. Whitehill and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2008-07-17 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the only book on the subject of farting you will ever need - or probably want. Farts are a fascinating phenomenon on many levels. A fart can be funny, repulsive, embarrassing, rude, or even dastardly (in the case of a silent one). Farts can also provoke a variety of reactions. Some will laugh, some will be indignant, and other people will simply stop coming around. But the undeniable truth about farting is that everybody does it. Yes, even women.
Download or read book A Guide To Farts written by Igloo Books and published by Igloo Books. This book was released on 2018-12-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ever fallen foul of a fart fail? Whether you've been caught downwind of a smelly breeze, or released a dub with more squeak than stink, this book contains all the guidance you need to let one rip like a pro. Learn how to identify each whiff and become an expet in fart execution with this illustrated guide to the most disgusting farts of all time, complete with tremendous trump sounds to help you achieve maximum devastation.
Download or read book Farts A Spotter s Guide written by Crai S. Bower and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2008-10-29 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sure, everyone does it; but everyone tries to hide it a little differently. Farts: A Spotter's Guide will help you pinpoint he (or she) who dealt it every time. This hilarious book identifies the habitat, range, voice, and "field marks" of tencommon wind breakers, from the gentle hiss of the Silent-but-Deadly to the rip-roaring flatulation of the Seismic Blast. The attached battery powered fart machine reproduces each emanation in accurate sound. Grossly hip illustrations by the Fudge Factory'syes, you read that rightTravis Millard depict the offenders and offendees in brilliant detail. Printed on durable card stock, this is pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child in all of us. Let 'er rip!
Download or read book Everyone Farts written by Len Stevenson and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-01-03 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What's more funny and also potentially embarrassing than ripping a loud and unexpected fart?! We've all been there.. You feel something churning in your stomach, you look over you shoulder to see if someone is standing behind you.. "Can I let it out safely"? you ask your yourself. Or your child is sitting in class when they feel the urge to toot but don't want their class mates to catch wind of a loud stinkbomb. Fear the fart no more! Teach your child to embrace this magical and hilarious bodily function and be proud. In this Family Fun Fart Guide, you'll discover that farting is a 'code of honor' and nothing to be embarrassed or ashamed about. This educational and laughter filled book will show you: Farts are fun, natural and something to be proud of Olympics guide to the most impressive fart styles and techniques Family tree of farters.. Including the dog! Science of farts, where they come from, and what makes them special. Ninja tactics to avoid detection in public places Proper etiquette to release your air biscuits Real life relatable fart stories for the entire family As the saying goes.. "There is more room out than in". You can enjoy teaching your child about flatulence and how their bodies work with fun illustrations and creative description. This guide is meant to teach, inspire, and have you in tears of laughter. This also acts as a great gift for anyone who enjoys 'bathroom humor'. Let rip, scroll up, and click "Add to Cart" now.
Download or read book Old Farts A Spotter s Guide written by Amos Tinker and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2016-10-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This newest title in the wildly popular Spotter's Guide series leads readers through the distinct field marks of flatulence in the latter years of life, from "The Crank" (the fart that chases pesky kids—and everyone else—off the lawn) through "The ReAnimator" (the sudden eruption of post-holiday meal flatulence that brings Great Aunt Gladys back from the brink). Each spread is devoted to a singular fart profile and includes helpful information such as age of onset, key characteristics for identification, and prominent subtypes. Detailed "in situ" illustrations and ten distinct push-button sounds complete this indispensable reference to farting happily and healthfully into the autumn years of life.
Download or read book The Big Bad Book of Farts written by Tammy L Brown and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2023-10-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a world where laughter reigns supreme, "The Big, Bad, Book of Farts - A Survival Guide" invites readers on a hilarious journey into the wild and wonderful world of flatulence. Brace yourself for a sidesplitting adventure that will leave you gasping for air! Inside these pages, you'll embark on an odorous odyssey, exploring the science, history, and art of the humble fart. From the dawn of time to the modern era, you'll discover how human beings have both celebrated and shunned this natural bodily function. Delve into the secrets of the silent-but-deadlies, the thunderous trouser trumpets, and the delicate nuances of each distinctive toot. But this book is not just about giggles and guffaws; it's a gas-powered journey into the fascinating world of flatulence. Learn about the biology behind those belly-shaking blasts, uncover the surprising health benefits of breaking wind, and explore the cultural taboos that surround this universal human experience. With a mix of uproarious humor and enlightening insights, "The Big, Bad, Book of Farts" is your ultimate guide to all things gaseous. Whether you're a seasoned farter or a newcomer to the world of wind-breaking, this book will have you laughing, learning, and embracing the power of the poot like never before. Prepare to be entertained, educated, and occasionally embarrassed as you dive headfirst into this uproarious, informative, and unapologetically cheeky celebration of the incredible, sometimes noisy, always natural phenomenon known as the fart. Grab your gas mask and get ready to laugh your butt off!
Download or read book A Guide to Farts written by and published by . This book was released on 2016 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Does It Fart written by Nick Caruso and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2019-07-02 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilariously informative book of facts, farts, and fun! Dogs fart. Cats fart. Horses fart (a lot). But what about snakes? Spiders? Octopuses? What about chimpanzees? Cheetahs? Or dinosaurs? In this gaseous guide to kids' favorite animals (and some they've probably never heard of), young readers will discover not only which animals pass gas, but also which have the stinkiest farts, which fart the most, and where all this smelly stuff comes from. They'll even learn which species has its own secret fart code! Perfect for reluctant readers, and with full-color illustrations throughout, Does It Fart? is the funniest book you never knew you needed. Based on the New York Times bestseller Does It Fart?: The Definitive Field Guide to Animal Flatulence.
Download or read book The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers Second Big Book of Farty Facts written by M.D. Whalen and published by . This book was released on 2018-03-28 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you know that plants fart? Kids go to jail for farting? That there's a movie award for Best Fart? Do you secretly think farts are not only funny, but fascinating? Increase your Fart IQ and impress your friends and teachers with this gas-powered, illustrated fact-filled follow-up to the best-selling original Big Book of Farty Facts.
Download or read book Does It Fart written by Nick Caruso and published by Hachette Books. This book was released on 2018-04-03 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the scientist duo behind True or Poo?, their original New York Times bestselling sensation--a scientifically precise, fully illustrated, utterly hilarious guide to animal flatulence. Dogs do it. Millipedes do it. Dinosaurs did it. You do it. I do it. Octopuses don't (and nor do octopi). Spiders might do it: more research is needed. Birds don't do it, but they could if they wanted to. Herrings do it to communicate with each other. In 2017 zoologist Dani Rabaiotti's teenage brother asked her a most teenaged question: Do snakes fart? Stumped, Rabaiotti turned to Twitter. The internet did not disappoint. Her innocent question spawned the hashtag #doesitfart and it spread like a noxious gas. Dozens of noted experts began weighing in on which animals do and don't fart, and if they do, how much, how often, what it's made of, what it smells like, and why. Clearly, the public demands more information on animal farts. Does it Fart? fills that void: a fully authoritative, fully illustrated guide to animal flatulence, covering the habits of 80 animals in more detail than you ever knew you needed. What do hyena farts smell especially bad? What is a fossa, and does it fart? Why do clams vomit but not fart? And what is a fart, really? Pairing hilarious illustrations with surprisingly detailed scientific explanations, Does it Fart? will allow you to shift the blame onto all kinds of unlikely animals for years to come.
Download or read book Farting Better written by Mao Tze Tze and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2021-04-28 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Would you like to learn how to best harness your farts for a genuinely explosive effect? Or maybe you'd like to understand the art of hiding them to avoid embarrassing situations? Then this guide is for you... The latest sensational effort from master Mao Tze Tze, the book you've been waiting for has finally been published: a breath of fresh air in the world of aerophagic literature. Have you ever considered that you could harness your flatulence for the benefit of a cleaner world? Farting is indeed a talent that is sometimes misunderstood . It has always been a subject of interest in science with the latest research even revealing that farts are a real renewable energy source. So, 'learn the art and put it aside'! ! In "Farting Better" you'll discover all the facts behind perfect farting: allow yourself to be guided by Mao Tze Tze's seal of approval and you'll learn how to fart properly. Have a look at what you'll find inside... - The story of the world's most famous fartist - The Chemistry of Farts - How to stop farting too much - The art of hiding farts from your partner - Types and interesting facts about farting - Perfecting farting and channelling it to your liking - Jokes to make farting more natural for you ... and much more! ★This book is also useful as a gift for your girlfriend, mother-in-law or friend.★ Add this book to your cart and get ready to be carried away!
Download or read book Farts in the Wild written by H. W. Smeldit and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2012-01-25 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From tiny bubble-popping goldfish toots to thunderously loud elephant gas, learn how to spot the funniest (and smelliest) farts in the animal kingdom! Hilarious tidbits identify the odor, range, frequency, and aftereffects of ten different types of gassy expulsions, while the attached battery-powered fart machine reproduces each emanation with astounding accuracy. This is pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child in all of us. Let 'er rip!
Download or read book Farts Around the World written by August O'Phwinn and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2011-10-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What is proper English etiquette for a tea room emission? Can a Swiss fart be so loud that it generates an echo? If a meditating Buddhist passes gas, does it exist? The answers to such pressing questions are answered in this hilarious soon-to-be international best seller. Ingeniously packaged with a sound unit to convey the nuances of global flatulence, Farts Around the World is the ideal gift for those who like to travel with a smile.
Download or read book Farts written by Grace Hansen and published by ABDO. This book was released on 2020-12-15 with total page 27 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The body is an incredible machine and this title introduces the gross and amazing reasons our bodies toot, wiffer, and fart. Complete with cool and colorful photos, labeled when needed, and a Let's Review! section. Aligned to Common Core Standards and correlated to state standards. Abdo Kids Jumbo is an imprint of Abdo Kids, a division of ABDO.
Download or read book Old MacDonald Heard a Fart written by Derek Landy and published by HarperCollins Children's Books. This book was released on 2017-04-06 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Old Macdonald heard a fart ... E-I-E-I-O!" There are some VERY rude noises coming from Old Macdonald's farm - who could be responsible?! Sing along to this side-splitting picture book adaptation of everyone's favourite nursery rhyme.
