Download or read book Everything You Need To Know About Your New Mini Dachshund Puppy written by Stephanie Cimmarusti and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-02-07 with total page 45 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A comprehensive guide on what to expect, if you are thinking of getting, or have just become the owner of a dachshund. These dogs are a very unique breed, & have special needs that may be different from any other dog you have owned in the past. Its a must have for anyone who loves this breed. From tips on training to what general puppy supplies you will need to care for your new pet, the book covers a wide range of topics, & should answer even more expert owner's questions about the breed.

Download or read book Zak George s Dog Training Revolution written by Zak George and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2016-06-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A revolutionary way to raise and train your dog, with “a wealth of practical tips, tricks, and fun games that will enrich the lives of many dogs and their human companions” (Dr. Ian Dunbar, veterinarian and animal behaviorist). Zak George is a new type of dog trainer. A dynamic YouTube star and Animal Planet personality with a fresh approach, Zak helps you tailor dog training to your pet’s unique traits and energy level—leading to quicker results and a much happier pup. For the first time, Zak has distilled the information from his hundreds of videos and experience with thousands of dogs into this comprehensive dog and puppy training guide that includes: • Choosing the right pup for you • Housetraining and basic training • Handling biting, leash pulling, jumping up, barking, aggression, chewing, and other behavioral issues • Health care essentials like finding a vet and selecting the right food • Cool tricks, traveling tips, and activities to enjoy with your dog • Topics with corresponding videos on Zak’s YouTube channel so you can see his advice in action Packed with everything you need to know to raise and care for your dog, this book will help you communicate and bond with one another in a way that makes training easier, more rewarding, and—most of all—fun!

Download or read book The Complete Guide to Miniature Dachshunds written by David Anderson and published by LP Media Inc. This book was released on 2018-09-13 with total page 163 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book will cover everything you need to know about raising a Miniature Dachshund. From choosing a new puppy to senior dog care, this book touches on it all. Whether you’re planning on bringing home a new Miniature Dachshund or you’re looking for some tips to help you care for your dog, this book can help you figure out what you need to do. These dogs have a goofy personality to match their goofy appearance. With tiny legs and a long body, they’ll be sure to attract a lot of attention on walks. The long ears and big feet on these sausage dogs complete their adorable look. Not only do they look a little silly, but they act the part as well. Miniature Dachshunds are a constant source of entertainment for their owners. This comprehensive guide answers every question you may have including: Is a Miniature Dachshund right for me? What do I do now that I've brought home my new dog? How can I best train my Mini Dachshund? What common mistakes should I avoid? Be prepared for your new pup, and all the challenges that come along with owning a Miniature Dachshund. This book will take you on a step-by-step journey and walk you through virtually everything you'll need to know as a new owner, including: Miniature Dachshund history and characteristics Preparing your Home for your Miniature Dachshund Bringing Home your Miniature Dachshund Being a Puppy Parent Housetraining Socializing with People and Animals Miniature Dachshunds and Your Other Pets Training your Miniature Dachshund Basic Commands Dealing With Unwanted Behaviors Traveling with Miniature Dachshunds Nutrition Grooming your Miniature Dachshund Basic Health Care Advanced Miniature Dachshund Health Life with an Aging Miniature Dachshund If you’re ready to take on the challenges and joys of owning a Miniature Dachshund, then this is the book you need. The road to being a great Puppy parent is a long and difficult one, but this road map can help you navigate all the twist and turns as you start the most amazing journey of your life!

Download or read book The Complete Guide to Dachshunds written by Vanessa Richie and published by LP Media Inc. This book was released on 2020-07-16 with total page 189 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dachshunds are popular for both their long, low-slung statures and their vivacious personalities. Their clownish behavior, unwavering loyalty, and go get ’em attitude has made this breed exceptionally popular throughout the world. These spunky little dogs come in a variety of sizes, with the largest specimens reaching nearly thirty pounds in size and the smallest topping out at just ten pounds or so. They have three distinct coat types to choose from—smooth, wirehaired, and longhaired. This is a fearless little breed, developed hundreds of years ago in Germany to track and hunt animals that went to ground, like badgers, and pull them out of their dens. While the majority of Dachshund dogs today are pampered pets rather than independent hunters, they still retain both their high prey drive and their tenacity. The traits that made them great hunters can also make them somewhat difficult to train. With this thorough guidebook, you will discover everything you need to raise your Dachshund from an impulsive puppy into a confident and well-mannered adult dog. The Complete Guide to Dachshunds is your road map to unlocking your Doxie’s potential. You will learn what to do and what not to do to ensure your canine companion’s continuing good health, as well as tips and techniques for training the stubborn Dachshund. This comprehensive guide to Dachshunds answers your most crucial questions, such as: Is the Dachshund breed right for me? How do I prepare my home for an active new Dachshund? Which methods are most effective when training my Dachshund? What do I need to know to protect my Dachshund’s health? Whether you refer to your new fur baby as a wiener dog, sausage dog, Doxie, Dotson dog, or badger dog, one thing is certain: he will keep you busy! These short-legged dogs aren’t the type of endurance athletes that make good jogging buddies, but they do have a lot of energy and drive. Learn everything you need to know to keep up with your dynamic Dachshund and keep him healthy and happy for years to come. Discover valuable information about your new dog, including: The Dachshund history as a hunting dog How to choose the right Dachshund for you What to expect from a breeder or rescue Planning a budget for your Dachshund darling What to expect the first few weeks at home How to easily house-train your Dachshund The importance of socialization Tips and techniques for training your Doxie How to deal with a difficult Dachshund Grooming your Doxie (with guidelines for all three coat types) Health issues common to the Dachshund breed Protecting your long-backed dog’s spine Supporting the aging Dachshund While these little dogs can be a bit challenging, pet parents around the globe find their efforts well rewarded with joy and laughter. These little hunters are as entertaining as they are cunning, and they are always up for a new adventure. This guidebook will provide indispensable insights about your dog’s mental, physical, and emotional health for both novice and veteran Dachshund owners. This wide-ranging guidebook is required reading for anyone who shares their life with a Dachshund!

Download or read book The Complete Guide to Miniature Dachshunds written by David Anderson and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-09-13 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A revolutionary new look into everything "Mini Dachshund"; a MUST-READ that includes practical tips, tricks, and insights to help a new (or seasoned) Miniature Dachshund owner. Using interviews with several top Miniature Dachshund breeders, author David Anderson has created an in-depth look at what it REALLY takes to successfully live with, raise, and train a Miniature Dachshund. Covering all the Mini Dachshund-specific topics you NEED TO KNOW, such as: The unique characteristics and quirks of the Miniature Dachshund breed Early training (including housebreaking) strategies for Miniature Dachshunds Choosing the proper supplies and food for a Mini Dachshund puppy Helpful strategies for socializing a Miniature Dachshund with other dogs Health care advice for each stage of your Miniature Dachshunds life Grooming tips that a Mini Dachshund owner needs to know! If you are considering bringing a Miniature Dachshund into your home (or already have!) then you need to read this book as soon as possible! "What a superb book for any Miniature Dachshund owner. This is a very special breed of dog, that needs to be well looked after due to spinal issues if not cared for properly. This wonderful book gives great information on the breed. A must-buy for any owner or potential owner! SUPER, SUPER, SUPER Book!" - Ewa Kasyan, Miniature Dachshund Owner The Complete Guide to Miniature Dachshunds covers everything you need to know about raising a Miniature Dachshund. From choosing a new puppy to senior dog care, this book touches on it all. Whether you're planning on bringing home a new Miniature Dachshund or you're looking for some tips to help you care for your dog, this book can help you figure out what you need to do. These dogs have a goofy personality to match their goofy appearance. With tiny legs and a long body, they'll be sure to attract a lot of attention on walks. The long ears and big feet on these sausage dogs complete their adorable look. Not only do they look a little silly, but they act the part as well. Miniature Dachshunds are a constant source of entertainment for their owners. This comprehensive guide answers every question you may have including: Is a Miniature Dachshund right for me? What do I do now that I've brought home my new dog? How can I best train my Mini Dachshund? What common mistakes should I avoid? Be prepared for your new pup, and all the challenges that come along with owning a Miniature Dachshund. This book will take you on a step-by-step journey and walk you through virtually everything you'll need to know as a new owner, including: Miniature Dachshund history and characteristics Preparing your Home for your Miniature Dachshund Bringing Home your Miniature Dachshund Being a Puppy Parent Housetraining Socializing with People and Animals Miniature Dachshunds and Your Other Pets Training your Miniature Dachshund Basic Commands Dealing With Unwanted Behaviors Traveling with Miniature Dachshunds Nutrition Grooming your Miniature Dachshund Basic Health Care Advanced Miniature Dachshund Health Life with an Aging Miniature Dachshund If you're ready to take on the challenges and joys of owning a Miniature Dachshund, then this is the book you need. The road to being a great Puppy parent is a long and difficult one, but this road map can help you navigate all the twists and turns as you start the most amazing journey of your life!

Download or read book The Complete Idiot s Guide to Dachshunds written by Liz Palika and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2002-09-01 with total page 330 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You’re no idiot, of course. You’re aware that the Dachshund resembles a hot dog with four feet. However, many new owners are caught off-guard when their cute, large-eyed, floppy-eared Dachsie behaves in ways they never expected. Don’t roll over and give up! The Complete Idiot’s Guide® to Dachshunds will show exactly how this breed views the world! In this Complete Idiot’s Guide®, you get: • An anatomical examination of the Dachshund’s physical characteristics. • Training exercises to engage your dog and establish household rules. • Food and fitness suggestions to keep your Dachshund healthy. • Methods of housetraining that won’t traumatize you or your canine.

Download or read book The Ultimate Guide to Miniature Dachshund written by Leon Johnson and published by . This book was released on 2021-04-07 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "What a superb book for any Miniature Dachshund owner. This is a very special breed of dog, who needs to be well looked after due to spinal issues if not cared for properly. This wonderful book gives great information on the breed. A must buy for any owner or potential owner! SUPER, SUPER, SUPER Book!" Leon Johnson, Miniature Dachshund OwnerThe Ultimate Guide to Miniature Dachshunds covers everything you need to know about raising a Miniature Dachshund. From choosing a new puppy to senior dog care, this book touches on it all. Whether you're planning on bringing home a new Miniature Dachshund or you're looking for some tips to help you care for your dog, this book can help you figure out what you need to do.These dogs have a goofy personality to match their goofy appearance. With tiny legs and a long body, they'll be sure to attract a lot of attention on walks. The long ears and big feet on these sausage dogs complete their adorable look. Not only do they look a little silly, but they act the part as well. Miniature Dachshunds are a constant source of entertainment for their owners. This comprehensive guide answers every question you may have. Be prepared for your new pup, and all the challenges that come along with owning a Miniature Dachshund. This book will take you on a step-by-step journey and walk you through virtually everything you'll need to know as a new owner.If you're ready to take on the challenges and joys of owning a Miniature Dachshund, then this is the book you need. The road to being a great Puppy parent is a long and difficult one, but this road map can help you navigate all the twist and turns as you start the most amazing journey of your life!Get your copy today by scrolling up and clicking Buy Now to get your copy today.

Download or read book Odd Dog Out written by Rob Biddulph and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2019-12-03 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A heartwarming and poignant story from award-winning creator Rob Biddulph about the power of embracing your true colors. Perfect for fans of Peter Brown's Tiger Goes Wild. It's a dog's life in the big, busy city, but there's one lonely pup who doesn't quite fit in. She behaves differently from the rest, sports rainbow in a sea of gray, and marches to the beat of her own drum. She's one Odd Dog. Join Odd Dog as she journeys to the other side of the world to find her place in it, only for her to discover that maybe she's meant to be right where she started. And check out Rob Biddulph's other books for children, including: Blown Away The Grizzly Bear Who Lost His GRRRRR!

Download or read book Your Dachshund Puppy Month by Month written by Emily Floss and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2024-04-13 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the perfect book for you if you love the Dachshund. New puppy owners can learn everything they need to know and do at each stage of growth in Your Dachshund Puppy Month by Month. This will help your active and playful puppy become a happy, healthy, and well-adjusted pet. A vet, a teacher, and a breeder work together to answer all the questions new owners have, as well as some they don't even think to ask. * Things you should ask the breeder before getting a dog * The shots your puppy needs and when they should be given. *How to make that process as easy and quick as possible. *Why and how to teach your dog to sleep in a crate. * How to make sure that socializing happens when it should. * When your puppy is ready to learn basic commands-like Sit, Stay, and Come-and the best way to teach them. * When and how to go about leash training. * How much playtime your puppy needs to stay healthy in body and mind. * What, how much, and when to feed your puppy to give him the nutrition he needs without the extra weight he doesn't. * When your puppy is ready for manners training and how to make sure it works. * How and how often to bathe your puppy, brush his hair, clip his nails, and brush his teeth. * How to know when a trip to the vet is needed. * What causes problem behaviors, when to expect them, and how to fix them. How to help your Dachshund live longer, colors, buying a dog or puppy, male or female, rescue, breeders, personality, socialization, spaying, neutering, house/potty training, bringing your puppy home, grooming, combing, bathing, health, vaccinations, training, understanding your Dachshund, play and toys, what food and nutrition, old age and what to expect, and much more...

Download or read book Crusoe the Celebrity Dachshund written by Ryan Beauchesne and published by St. Martin's Griffin. This book was released on 2015-10-27 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What?! You've never heard of Crusoe the celebrity dachshund?! You must be living under a rock! ... Or at least that's what Crusoe thinks. He's the self-proclaimed "wiener dog who thinks he's more of a celebrity than he really is" (until now!). Crusoe is the star of his wildly popular blog of the same name, winner of the 2013 AND 2014 Best Pet Blog Award. That's right... two years in a row! Because Crusoe is a talented and ridiculously photogenic miniature dachshund with a big personality, stunning fashion sense, and an insatiable penchant for whimsy. Perhaps you know him better by his infamous alter ego, BATDOG? We thought so. This is Crusoe's New York Times bestselling book debut and he's so excited to share it with all of his adoring fans. Now everyone can stare lovingly into his big brown eyes and admire his wit and many costumes any time they choose. Crusoe is certain that his book will make the perfect gift for dog-lovers of all ages. He wants to be accessible to his fans so you can really get to know the mutt behind the mask, the pooch behind that signature sexy pout; the pup with a heart of gold. Can't miss Crusoe Features in the Book: The adventures of BATDOG and Robin Cooking with Crusoe Dr. Crusoe, the Dentist, and Malpractice International travels with the worldliest of adventure dogs Partners in crime with Crusoe and twin brother Oakley

Download or read book Getting Ready for a Miniature Dachshund Puppy written by Tammy L Laird and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2022-09-21 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This puppy book is about "Miniature Dachshunds". Some of the information is standard for any breed of dog, but I've tried to give specific information that will pertain to a new mini dachshund owner. I've given lots of practical information that will allow you to prepare your home and family for the new addition. Preparing for your puppy ahead of time will lessen the stress that you may experience when bringing your new baby home. Allowing you to enjoy every moment to the fullest. I will provide detailed information about how to select a miniature dachshund puppy, where to find a new puppy, how to select a healthy puppy, what are the different options you will have in miniature dachshunds, what you will need to do before bringing your new doxy home, along with information on how to choose the correct food, potty training your spoiled best friend, and how to choose the correct veterinarian for your pet and your family.

Download or read book How to Train Your Dachshund written by Liz Palika and published by TFH Publications. This book was released on 2000 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nationally renowned author and professional dog trainer Liz Palika presents a comprehensive training guide geared to teaching the average owner how to train their dog and to help their dog become a well-mannered addition to the household. Each title includes chapters on how to select the right dog for you, canine development, puppy training, housebreaking, formal training, basic obedience, problem prevention and solutions, advanced training, dog sports, and how to have fun while training your dog. These books are guaranteed to help the owner train his dog and at the same time form a rewarding relationship.

Download or read book Dachshunds The Owner s Guide From Puppy To Old Age Choosing Caring For Grooming Health Training and Understanding Your Standard Or Miniature Dachshund Dog written by Alex Seymour and published by . This book was released on 2016-12-08 with total page 222 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Expert dog trainer, Alex Seymour, writes in a fun and entertaining way about Dachshunds while 40 expert breeders were also actively involved. You will literally find this book packed full of advice and tips from the world's top Dachshund breeders. When you buy this book you also get the bonus interviews we conducted with some of these experts.

Download or read book The Other End of the Leash written by Patricia McConnell, Ph.D. and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2009-02-19 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Learn to communicate with your dog—using their language “Good reading for dog lovers and an immensely useful manual for dog owners.”—The Washington Post An Applied Animal Behaviorist and dog trainer with more than twenty years’ experience, Dr. Patricia McConnell reveals a revolutionary new perspective on our relationship with dogs—sharing insights on how “man’s best friend” might interpret our behavior, as well as essential advice on how to interact with our four-legged friends in ways that bring out the best in them. After all, humans and dogs are two entirely different species, each shaped by its individual evolutionary heritage. Quite simply, humans are primates and dogs are canids (as are wolves, coyotes, and foxes). Since we each speak a different native tongue, a lot gets lost in the translation. This marvelous guide demonstrates how even the slightest changes in our voices and in the ways we stand can help dogs understand what we want. Inside you will discover: • How you can get your dog to come when called by acting less like a primate and more like a dog • Why the advice to “get dominance” over your dog can cause problems • Why “rough and tumble primate play” can lead to trouble—and how to play with your dog in ways that are fun and keep him out of mischief • How dogs and humans share personality types—and why most dogs want to live with benevolent leaders rather than “alpha wanna-bes!” Fascinating, insightful, and compelling, The Other End of the Leash is a book that strives to help you connect with your dog in a completely new way—so as to enrich that most rewarding of relationships.

Download or read book Dachshund and Dachshunds written by Susanne Saben and published by DYM Worldwide Publishers. This book was released on 2018-04-28 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The Dachshund is a rarely intelligent and unique breed – this is a really well done Dachshund Book that I truly enjoyed.” Megan Retlew, Charlotte, NC "Great photographs & Dachshund tips!" Morgan Demeter, Phoenix, AZ “One of the best Dachshund books out there- especially the breed specific info and the vivid photographs." P. Simpson, Portland DACHSHUND AND DACHSHUNDS is your definitive Dachshund Guide! Everything is covered: from Dachshund Puppies, Dachshund Breeders, Dachshund Grooming, Dachshund Training, bringing your Dachshund home, Dachshund Dogs as Adults, Dachshund Health & Nutrition, Dachshund Temperament, and all the proven INSIDER TIPS you’ll need to have the very best experience with your Dachshund! This one-stop resource will help you to care for, train, & build a successful partnership with your Dachshund, & makes a great gift for new owners and experienced Dachshund lovers. Canine author Susanne Saben has produced the most in-depth & up-to-date book yet on the Dachshund. The 118 pages are easy to read & packed full of practical info & breeders' tips on everything you need to know about getting to know, caring for & living with the magnificent Dachshund! Everything is Covered – including: Dachshund Puppies – You’ll Learn: How to prepare Your Home & Yard What to do when Your puppy first arrives Dachshund Sleeping Arrangements Getting through the first week Exercise – how much and what type Crate training for your Dachshund Housetraining Socialization – what does it mean and how to do it right Dacshund Training and Obedience How to avoid the missteps which could make Your Dachshund’s personality not turn out right. Dachshund And Dachshunds is full of tried-and-tested personalized advice on what to expect & all aspects of life with your Dachshund, from bringing home your puppy through adolescence- and into a thriving adulthood. For anyone who hasn’t chosen their Dachshund yet there is: Dachshund variations and color patterns. Dachshund hybrids and how to tell Purebred from Mixes The Personality of the Dachshund vs Other Competing Breeds Dachshund Breeders- What to look for (and to AVOID!). Where NOT to Buy a Dachshund How to Pick a Healthy Dachshund Puppy or Dachshund Adult Temperament: Quickly understanding the Temperament of the exact Dachshund You’re Considering Dachshund Socialization- Preventing Anti-Social Behavior Learn about Dachshund Food-What breeders recommend, Feeding Puppies, Raw Diets, Avoiding Food Allergies, Understanding Dog Food Labels, & Feeding Older Dogs. In Depth- Dachshund Health: including Ears, Skin, Allergies, Spaying, Neutering, Vaccinations, Preventing Fleas & Microchipping, Dachshund common illnesses and how to avoid them! Renowned world expert advice on the Dachshund including grooming & caring for the Dachshund coat & skin, and the BEST activities to make them shine! PS: This is not a run-of-the-mill book… it is for true Dachshund lovers- full of real world advice on how to make the most of your Dachshund’s life and journey together! "The Dachshund is a rarely intelligent and unique breed – this is a really well done Dachshund Book that I truly enjoyed.” Megan Retlew, Charlotte, NC "Great photographs & Dachshund tips!" Morgan Demeter, Phoenix, AZ “One of the best Dachshund books out there- especially the breed specific info and the vivid photographs." P. Simpson, Portland, OR.

Download or read book BKLN Manners written by Kate Naito and published by Fox Chapel Publishing. This book was released on 2018-06-01 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nearly every client who contacts professional Brooklyn dog trainer Kate Naito (CPDT-KA) is desperately looking to stop his or her dog's undesirable behavior. In response, Kate developed BKLN Manners? as an empowering four-week group class for busy owners who want the fastest path to a polite dog. Now available in book format, this comprehensive system utilizes clever management techniques and positive training strategies to help owners transform their dogs from unruly to urbane. BKLN Manners offers no-nonsense, easy-to-implement solutions to: B: Barking; K: Knocking people over; L: Leash walking problems; N: Naughty when alone. This book addresses uniquely urban challenges like dodging chicken bones on the sidewalk, counterconditioning on crowded streets, neighbors? noise concerns, and more. Written in a problem-and-solution format with the needs of busy urban and suburban dwellers in mind, it can help your dog acquire polite BKLN Manners both indoors and out. Inside BKLN Manners Comprehensive training guide that addresses common behavior concerns of urban and suburban dog owners. Clever management techniques and positive training strategies that help owners transform their dogs from unruly to urbane. The author is a Certified Professional Dog Trainer at a Brooklyn dog training organization who developed BKLN Manners? as a four-week group class for busy owners who wanted the fastest path to a polite dog. BKLN Manners offers no-nonsense, easy-to-implement solutions to: B: Barking; K: Knocking people over; L: Leash walking problems; N: Naughty when alone. Includes a suggested weekly plan for practicing BKLN behaviors and a chart to track training progress.

Download or read book Hyperbole and a Half written by Allie Brosh and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-29 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. This full-color, beautifully illustrated edition features more than fifty percent new content, with ten never-before-seen essays and one wholly revised and expanded piece as well as classics from the website like, “The God of Cake,” “Dogs Don’t Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving,” and her astonishing, “Adventures in Depression,” and “Depression Part Two,” which have been hailed as some of the most insightful meditations on the disease ever written. Brosh’s debut marks the launch of a major new American humorist who will surely make even the biggest scrooge or snob laugh. We dare you not to. FROM THE AUTHOR: This is a book I wrote. Because I wrote it, I had to figure out what to put on the back cover to explain what it is. I tried to write a long, third-person summary that would imply how great the book is and also sound vaguely authoritative—like maybe someone who isn’t me wrote it—but I soon discovered that I’m not sneaky enough to pull it off convincingly. So I decided to just make a list of things that are in the book: Pictures Words Stories about things that happened to me Stories about things that happened to other people because of me Eight billion dollars* Stories about dogs The secret to eternal happiness* *These are lies. Perhaps I have underestimated my sneakiness!