Download or read book Everyone Toots written by Joe Rhatigan and published by MoonDance Press. This book was released on 2017-10-17 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a hysterical read-aloud picture book that shows children it's okay to pass a little gas.

Download or read book Everyone Toots written by Joe Rhatigan and published by Moondance Press. This book was released on 2017-10-17 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There's a time and a place for everything, but Everyone Toots, so remember that when it's time to pass a little gas. Everyone Toots will have young children and their parents laughing and learning. Just like the title says, everyone toots. For the child who just doesn't believe us, here's the book that proves it. Does Dad toot? Yes. Does Mom toot? Of course! How about the president? Indeed. At once silly, mischievous, and wacky while also being informative and perhaps even a tad comforting. Everyone Toots, keeps it as tasteful as possible while also tickling everyone's funny bone. The rhyming text and incredibly funny illustrations from well known Argentinean artist, Alejandro O'Kif, will keep kids coming back for another round of unicorns, elephants, big brothers, ballerinas, princesses, astronauts and more passing a little gas. Everyone Toots is just one of MoonDance Press' fun and educational books for children. Visit our website to see them all!

Download or read book Toot written by Leslie Patricelli and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2014-08-05 with total page 27 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A subject dear to children’s hearts is in the spotlight as Leslie Patricelli’s beloved baby character returns. Everybody does it: Kitty, Doggie, Daddy — even Mommy! And when Leslie Patricelli’s beloved bald baby does it while running, it sounds like a train. This frank and very funny look at a certain noisy body function is perfectly suited to the youngest of listeners, while their giggling older siblings will be happy to read it aloud.

Download or read book Toots written by Donna Marie Vawdrey and published by . This book was released on 2011 with total page 268 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Toots Holzheimer, a hard working mother of eight, drove trucks for a living from the 1960's to 1990's across some of Australia's most inhospitable terrain, Cape York Peninsula. Toots delivered freight to the northern tip of Australia for over thirty years, servicing her own trucks, loading them by hand (without a forklift until the late 1980s) and then driving for days alone. Toots and her husband Ron constructed their own roads and built their own bridges, renewing them after each wet season. Without bitumen roads, Toots battled corrugation, melon holes, washouts and bull-dust. Flies and mosquitoes were her constant companions as she dug her way out of bogs or coaxed her 'Old Girl', a M.A.N. diesel truck, up and down the steep slopes of the Great Dividing Range. Nothing raised Toots' ire more quickly than someone telling her what she could or couldn't do. Attitude was what mattered to Toots, not gender. Toots attributed her success in life to her determination to 'Do what you want to do and do it well'.

Download or read book Everybody Toots written by Kelly Whitehead and published by . This book was released on 2015-08-31 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fanny whistle, passing gas, toot, whatever you want to call it, everyone does it, and it's nothing to be embarrassed about! What's important to remember are your manners, or your "tooting etiquette," when dealing with this troublesome bum problem. Everybody Toots is a cute and silly book aimed at teaching children manners, along with why we all pass wind. It's written in a style that is fun and entertaining with illustrations that will surely make them chuckle, all while they're learning how to be polite when it comes to dealing with those pesky tushy ticklers. About the Authors Everybody Toots was laughed up by 4-year old Drew who, like most boys, was (and still is) obsessed with his gassy behind. He dreamed up "The Toot Man" while working with his mom, Kelly, to come up with the concept of this book for kids everywhere. Our amazing illustrator, Mike Borromeo, has made our visions come to life, and made us laugh the whole way through the development of this book. For Drew, toots never get old and we can only hope there comes a day when he will remember his manners when passing gas!

Download or read book The Toot Fairy written by Mark Huffman and published by BrownBooks.ORM. This book was released on 2021-02-09 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Sorry, Walter the Farting Dog. I think it’s fair to say that this is probably the best picture book about toots I’ve ever read.” —A Fuse #8 Production, School Library Journal When it’s time for Jessa the fairy to proclaim what kind of fairy she wants to be, she accidentally says “toot” instead of “tooth!” Now she’ll be in charge of finding all the toots from all the bottoms in the world. This is not exactly what she had in mind . . . Read by the author! Play on any Kindle device with color and audio support, including Kindle Fire, Kindle for PC or the Kindle app for iOS. “A good giggle. In this day and age, it’s fun to read something so . . . ‘refreshing!’” —Craig Smith, award-winning, international bestselling author of The Wonky Donkey “Wish I had thought of it first!” —Adam Rex, author/illustrator of On Account of the Gum

Download or read book Toot Toot Poop written by J D Emily Hess Ziehler and published by . This book was released on 2015-12-14 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Toot Toot Poop' is a book that teaches kids that there is no need to be embarrassed about bodily functions because everybody toots and everybody poops. This book makes the digestive process funny and entertaining. Not only does this subject appeal to children, but it contains real life strategies teaching how to manage bodily functions in public. Plus you know it's legit because it was written by an attorney. Emily Hess Ziehler When Emily's two-year-old son David did not show an interest in reading, but thought anything involving the word 'toot' or 'poop' was hilarious, Emily got an idea. She decided to write a book about David's favorite subject to help encourage a love of reading. Amazingly, it worked! Emily was born in Kettering, Ohio and grew up the oldest of seven children. She attended Ohio Northern University, and moved back to Dayton, Ohio to be close to family. She is an attorney by day, and a busy mom, wife and hobby writer outside of work. She lives with her son David and her husband Stephen. In her spare time, Emily enjoys reading, writing, ziplining, and spending time with her family.

Download or read book Tooth written by Leslie Patricelli and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2018-09-04 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ouch. Baby’s mouth feels funny. Something is happening, and it’s not just that a puddle of drool keeps escaping. There it is — a new tooth! And where there’s one, there are soon to be more. From discovering what’s good to bite (and what’s not) to mastering the art of the toothbrush, Baby’s dental adventure is sure to give little teething buddies something to chew on.

Download or read book Toots the Cat written by Karla Kuskin and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2005-09 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of poems, an ode to the author's cat, Toots

Download or read book Exclusive written by Fern Michaels and published by Kensington Books. This book was released on 2010 with total page 252 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After she moves into a beach-front estate formerly owned by Lucille Ball, Toots Loudenberry finds she has some high-profile ghostly roommates, all while trying to assess the true intentions of her friend Ida's suitor and helping her daughter's celebrity magazine stay afloat, despite it being the target of a competitor's dirty tricks. Original. 250,000 first printing.

Download or read book The Toots Family written by Scott Williams and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2015-12-01 with total page 27 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An enjoyable and funny narration of a child's adventure. Bed time story told by a grandfather which the children can look forward to hearing from an old experienced man - gives them a background history of how it was growing up in the good old days. With the technological world - a child's time is often spent playing computer games, cell phones, and other distractions. Reading this book will provide fun entertainment and a humorous

Download or read book Late Edition written by Fern Michaels and published by Kensington Publishing Corp.. This book was released on 2011-05-26 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the #1 New York Times-bestselling author, this is “a page-turner... the perfect blend of mystery, adventure and romance” (The Charleston Mercury). Teresa “Toots” Loudenberry has a knack for finding adventure, even when she’s not looking for it. But ever since her friend Sophie convinced her to start holding regular séances, life in Los Angeles is getting a little too dramatic even for Toots’s tastes. When their friend Ida receives a message from the beyond suggesting that her late husband was murdered, a spooked Toots decides it’s time the Godmothers left LA for her hometown of Charleston… Meanwhile, Mavis, another friend, has been acting suspiciously, mailing packages in bulk and refusing to divulge what she’s up to. She should know by now that Ida, Toots, and Sophie will never let secrets rest or ignore a friend in need. And when the Godmothers discover that whoever killed Ida’s husband has plans for Ida too, they’ll do what they do best—rally together, concoct a daring plan, and show the world there is no match for these four formidable friends... “A tale of intrigue, excitement, and friendship…will satisfy your taste for thrill while reinforcing the value of keeping good company in hard times.” —The Charleston Mercury “A thrilling read ripped from today’s headlines. Michaels mixes humor and good old-fashioned cop drama in an endearing way.” —RT Book Reviews

Download or read book The Scoop written by Fern Michaels and published by Kensington Publishing Corp.. This book was released on 2012-03-27 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The debut of a wonderful new series, The Scoop is #1 New York Times bestselling author Fern Michaels's introduction to The Godmothers, four unforgettable women who are about to get a whole new lease on life. . . Teresa "Toots" Amelia Loudenberry has crammed a great deal of living--not to mention eight much-loved husbands--into her varied and rewarding life. Once again single, Toots is ready to taste life again, and fate has just handed her the perfect opportunity. . . The owner of the gossip rag where Toots's daughter works is about to lose the paper to his gambling debts. Eager to keep her daughter employed among the movers and shakers of Hollywood, Toots calls on her three trusted friends--Sophie, Mavis, and Ida--to help pull some strings. Together, they hatch a plan that proves you should never underestimate Southern ladies of a certain age, and that each day can be a gift, if you're willing to claim it. . . Praise for Fern Michaels and the Godmothers series "Michaels's engaging version of the Golden Girls." --Booklist "Witty, charming, and complicated." --RT Reviews

Download or read book Everyone Poops written by Taro Gomi and published by Chronicle Books LLC. This book was released on 2020-09-01 with total page 37 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The beloved, bestselling potty-training classic, now re-released for a new generation! An elephant makes a big poop. A mouse makes a tiny poop. Everyone eats, so of course: everyone poops! Taro Gomi's classic, go-to picture book for straight-talk on all things "number 2" is back, as fresh and funny as ever. • Both a matter-of-fact, educational guide and a hilarious romp through poop territory • Filled with timeless OMG moments for both kids and adults • Colorful and content-rich picture book The concept of going to the bathroom is made concrete through this illustrated narrative that is both verbally and visually engaging. Everyone Poops is just right for potty-training and everyday reading with smart, curious readers. • Perfect for children ages 0 to 3 years old • Equal parts educational and entertaining, this makes a great book for parents and grandparents who are potty-training their toddler. • You'll love this book if you love books like P is for Potty! (Sesame Street) by Naomi Kleinberg, Potty by Leslie Patricelli, The Potty Train by David Hochman and Ruth Kennison.

Download or read book Everybody Toots written by Cori E Nevruz and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-21 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everybody Toots is a picture book, illustrated by children, that shows through hilarious drawings that all different people and even animals Toot! Some of the characters in the book caught tooting are parents, grandparents, pets, a barber, athletes, teachers, politicians, patients, emergency workers, bus drivers and more! Illustrators (in order of appearance in the book): Kelsea Avery (Cover), Austin Clare Jenkins, Layla Hurley, Taylor H, Ashton Edmundson, Ebby Clark, Laura Beth Jenkins, Claire McLean, James McLean, Garrett Geib, Cash Foster, Susannah Martin, Amelia Jean Bush, Olivery Anguish, Britton H, Benjamin Brown, Scarlett Anguish, Lucas Diamond, Mia Lou, Mason Clark, Maeve Rhiann M, Nigel Nevruz, Skyler Merril

Download or read book Everybody Toots written by Cori Nevruz and published by . This book was released on 2018-05-14 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everybody Toots is a hardcover book, illustrated by children, that shows through hilarious drawings that all different people and even animals Toot! Some of the characters in the book caught tooting are parents, grandparents, pets, a barber, athletes, teachers, politicians, patients, emergency workers, bus drivers and more! Illustrators: Kelsea Avery (Cover), Austin Clare Jenkins, Layla Hurley, Taylor H, Ashton Edmundson, Ebby Clark, Laura Beth Jenkins, Claire McLean, James McLean, Garrett Geib, Cash Foster, Susannah Martin, Amelia Jean Bush, Olivery Anguish, Britton H, Benjamin Brown, Scarlett Anguish, Lucas Diamond, Mia Lou, Mason Clark, Maeve Rhiann M, Nigel Nevruz, Skyler Merrill

Download or read book Far and Away written by Fern Michaels and published by Kensington Books. This book was released on 2019-07-30 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Part Two of the New Three-Part Godmothers Serial! The best of friends, Toots, Ida, Mavis, and Sophie have been there for each other through thick and thin. Now Sophie needs the rest of the Godmothers to help her through something they’ve never faced before . . . There are no secrets between best friends. At least, Teresa “Toots” Loudenberry has always believed that to be the case. In the decades since she, Sophie, Ida, and Mavis met in Catholic school, they’ve shared all the joys and hardships of their colorful, extraordinary adventures. But right now, Toots can tell that Sophie is hiding something. Sophie wishes she could confide in Toots. But she can’t reveal her hunch about her home’s history and the unhappiness that still seems to linger there. There’s too much at stake, including the safety of Toots’ daughter Abby and her twin girls. But though Toots, Ida, and Mavis are all entering new phases in their lives—and love lives—they won’t let Sophie face this challenge on her own . . . Praise for Fern Michaels and The Godmothers Series “Pure recession-proof fun.” —Publishers Weekly “Michaels’ engaging version of the Golden Girls.” —Booklist “Grab some tissues as you read the latest installment of the outstanding Godmothers series, which contains an abundance of poignancy, wit, charm and laugh-out-loud moments. Reading Michaels is always a rewarding experience.” —RT Book Reviews, 4.5 Stars on Classified “The camaraderie of the four friends remains very powerful in the latest Godmothers contemporary . . . Fans will enjoy Breaking News.” —Midwest Book Reviews “A tale of intrigue, excitement, and friendship . . . This novel will satisfy your taste for thrill while reinforcing the value of keeping good company in hard times.” —The Charleston Mercury on Late Edition “This is a perfect book to take with you and sit and laugh at the beach. It’s just fun.” —Louisville Kentucky Courier-Journal on The Scoop