Download or read book Almost Everybody Farts written by Marty Kelley and published by Union Square & Co.. This book was released on 2020-02-28 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)
Download or read book Everyone Farts written by P. B. Jelly and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-04-24 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone Farts - It's OK to pass gas teaches children about farting including who farts, and when it is ok to fart.
Download or read book Everybody Farts written by Lynda White and published by Strategic Book Publishing. This book was released on 2009-09 with total page 25 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A true life account of flatulence written in rhyme.
Download or read book The Gas We Pass written by Shinta Chō and published by . This book was released on 2001 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Helping young children know how their bodies function and how and why gas is produced and eliminated, this book is presented with humor that's appealing to children and adults alike. (Baby/Preschool)
Download or read book The Complete Book of Farts written by Alec Bromcie and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-10-13 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the publisher of the bestselling "Gross" series comes our grossest book yet! flat•u•lence (flach-u-lens) n. Female: an embarrassing by-product of digestion Male: an endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding Since the dawn of time, farting has been with us in all its rich and varied guises. Every nation in the world has developed its own ripe and extensive vocabulary to express the function of farting. Qui a pété? (Who's farted?) the French would ask, while the Chinese have to Fon Pei Ha, the Germans furzen, and the Swedes to fisa. Farting is a universal fascination, and every generation of boys and young men seem to revel in all things farting. For everyone fascinated with farts (and you know who you are!) comes The Complete Book of Farts. Filled with hilarious, real-life experiences and stories (and a lot of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane), this is the perfect companion for all those who fart, and those who don't (or won't admit it). Now, in a single volume, readers will discover: history's greatest farters; recipes for fantastic farts; farting etiquette; farting vocabulary for world travelers; funniest farting jokes, limericks, and quips; true farting confessions; and much more! No other book on farting gives us as much information and hilarity as this year's best gift for every boy (of all ages!) in your life. While there might be other farting-book imitators, only The Complete Book of Farts is the ultimate guide to all things gaseous!
Download or read book Everyone Farts written by Len Stevenson and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-01-03 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What's more funny and also potentially embarrassing than ripping a loud and unexpected fart?! We've all been there.. You feel something churning in your stomach, you look over you shoulder to see if someone is standing behind you.. "Can I let it out safely"? you ask your yourself. Or your child is sitting in class when they feel the urge to toot but don't want their class mates to catch wind of a loud stinkbomb. Fear the fart no more! Teach your child to embrace this magical and hilarious bodily function and be proud. In this Family Fun Fart Guide, you'll discover that farting is a 'code of honor' and nothing to be embarrassed or ashamed about. This educational and laughter filled book will show you: Farts are fun, natural and something to be proud of Olympics guide to the most impressive fart styles and techniques Family tree of farters.. Including the dog! Science of farts, where they come from, and what makes them special. Ninja tactics to avoid detection in public places Proper etiquette to release your air biscuits Real life relatable fart stories for the entire family As the saying goes.. "There is more room out than in". You can enjoy teaching your child about flatulence and how their bodies work with fun illustrations and creative description. This guide is meant to teach, inspire, and have you in tears of laughter. This also acts as a great gift for anyone who enjoys 'bathroom humor'. Let rip, scroll up, and click "Add to Cart" now.
Download or read book No One Likes a Fart written by Zoe Foster Blake and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-01-14 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.
Download or read book Harvey The Heart Had Too Many Farts written by Jane Bexley and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-24 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Great Valentine's Day gift! Poor Harvey, he's just a little heart with too many farts and it's driving away his friends! Will he ever find someone who can love him the way he is? Get ready to giggle your way through this rhyming tale of silly toot situations and friendship. This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, and bum. Grab this new release in time for Valentines Day! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious and heart-felt story told through tooting Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for kids (and kids at heart)
Download or read book Almost Everybody Farts The Reek Quel written by Marty Kelley and published by Everybody Farts. This book was released on 2022-06-28 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A companion title to Almost Everybody Farts that's all about . . . you guessed it! Farts! Featuring a menagerie of animals and their signature farts (as well as some who don't!), Marty's simple colored pencil illustrations perfectly capture exaggerated poses and facial expressions for maximum silliness and minimal gross-out factor, keeping this taboo subject family friendly. The rhyming text makes for a perfect read-aloud experience.
Download or read book Farts A Spotter s Guide written by Crai S. Bower and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2008-10-29 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sure, everyone does it; but everyone tries to hide it a little differently. Farts: A Spotter's Guide will help you pinpoint he (or she) who dealt it every time. This hilarious book identifies the habitat, range, voice, and "field marks" of tencommon wind breakers, from the gentle hiss of the Silent-but-Deadly to the rip-roaring flatulation of the Seismic Blast. The attached battery powered fart machine reproduces each emanation in accurate sound. Grossly hip illustrations by the Fudge Factory'syes, you read that rightTravis Millard depict the offenders and offendees in brilliant detail. Printed on durable card stock, this is pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child in all of us. Let 'er rip!
Download or read book Everybody Farts written by Steve Hodge and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-11-01 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sooner or later, every parent is faced with the task of talking to his or her child about flatulence. This book discusses the subject in an honest, informative and entertaining way for younger children while offering older kids a hilarious good time that they'll want to share with their friends and relive again and again. The illustrations and text are funny but tastefully done, avoiding gratuitous potty language and offensive graphics while addressing why we pass gas, where and when it is and isn't appropriate and the fact that it happens to everyone. Though written for children, many adults have found this book entertaining as well!
Download or read book There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts Fart Monster and Fri written by Tim Miller and published by HarperCollins Australia. This book was released on 2012-11-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the mega-bestselling creators of Fart Monster and Friends comes your favourite characters, now in paperback! There is a monster under my bed who farts. You don't want to use the bathroom after him... Everyone says, 'It wasn't me!' But what if it REALLY wasn't you? What if it was the monster who lives under your bed? How much trouble can one little monster cause... Written and illustrated by superstar duo, Tim Miller and Matt Stanton, this book will have you rolling all over the floor laughing. PRAISE 'With There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts, the two men have come up with an instant classic. It's funny, it's beautifully illustrated and it's ever so naughty. I loved it. Now it's time to share it with my daughter!' - Rob Minshull, ABC Radio Brisbane 'If the word fart offends you, don't buy this book by these Aussie blokes because you'll be encouraging your preschooler to embrace their gastric shortcomings. The super-cute illustrations will even make puritans smile' - Herald Sun 'Tickle your toddler's funny bone with this irreverent story' - Mother and Baby 'Tim Miller's text comprises simple statements about where and how the farting takes place, leaving plenty of narrative room for Matt Stanton's cartoon-style illustrations. Using simple shapes, bulging-eyed characters and dynamic compositions, he engagingly captures the personalities of the little boy, the monster and the farts. This book will provoke disgust and hilarity in equal measure, but there is no doubt that it will definitely appeal to the legion of littlies who are fascinated with "impolite" bodily functions' - Canberra Times 'The title says it all, and this jovial book will delight the under fours' - Weekend Australian
Download or read book Everybody Farts Even You written by Drew Gold and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-11-20 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everybody Farts (Even You). You can hold your breath, pull your T-shirt over your nose, spray air freshener, but it's already been dealt and smelt. Author & Illustrator Drew Gold is back at it again, celebrating everything that is childish, simple-minded, and odiferous. This isn't fine literature (or is it?), but we all know your cool Uncle has a copy! Everybody Farts (Even You) is a simple book with a new take on an old subject. Partly truth, partly fiction, this is the first proper pressing of a convention scene favorite. Grab a copy, make yourself a cup of tea and let 'em rip!
Download or read book Everybody Farts written by Nana Liana and published by . This book was released on 2020-08-21 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Truth About Toots and Farts: Explained by a 5 Year Old. Dallas is a special little boy who lives in a three generational family. Follow Dallas on his exploration of how and why his family passes gas. Is this normal? Is it okay to laugh out loud? Share a child's comical view on the subject of passing wind...and enjoy a few chuckles along the way. Partial proceeds of all book sales will be donated to Celiac Disease Research.
Download or read book Old MacDonald Heard a Fart written by Derek Landy and published by HarperCollins Children's Books. This book was released on 2017-04-06 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Old Macdonald heard a fart ... E-I-E-I-O!" There are some VERY rude noises coming from Old Macdonald's farm - who could be responsible?! Sing along to this side-splitting picture book adaptation of everyone's favourite nursery rhyme.
Download or read book Freddie The Farting Snowman written by Jane Bexley and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-27 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Top Gift For 2020! Did you know that snowmen fart? It's true! Follow Freddie the Farting Snowman to learn the hysterical kinds of farts that are a part of snowman life. The Arctic Blast, the Farticle Collider and many more will have you bursting with laughter! This book is appropriate for ALL AGES who don't mind silly toot humor (that is not overly gross). Words used include: toot, fart, gas, booty, rump, and bum. Grab this new release in time for the holiday gift giving season! 8.5" x 8.5" Premium glossy cover Hilarious collection of fart names and situations Full color, professional illustrations An easy quick gift for the kids (and kids at heart) on your gift list
Download or read book Everyone Farts in the Bath written by Kym Sultana and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A children's book where Mummy describes how all the members of the family fart in the bath.
