Download or read book Even More Classroom Clangers written by John G. Muir and published by . This book was released on 1989 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Classroom Clangers written by John Golds and published by Random House. This book was released on 2013-03-31 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Education is one aspect of life which we all share, and consequently it provides a common interest. Memories of our own education and school life frequently impinge on our psyche, espcially if we have children undergoing the process. Too often these memories are soberring remiscences punctuated by humeorous recollections which prompt the wry smile and the oft-qupoted anecdote. While Education is a very serious subject, it does have a lighter side which in these days of cutbacks, inspections and media-concentration, helps releiieve the tension. This book is a collection of mad imprints, daft headlines and humorous anecdotes relation to the world of Education. More often than not it is the unintentional jokes which are the funniest, and its compilation contains the most amusing and comical. Suspecting a hidden agenda behind Meredith's accusations, he sets out to clear his name, whatever the consequences and whatever price he has to pay to achieve it.
Download or read book Classroom Clangers written by Shanley and published by Vintage. This book was released on 1996 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book More Classic Classroom Clangers written by Vincent Shanley and published by Robson. This book was released on 2006-09-18 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Classic Classroom Clangers' is a hilarious collection of hundreds of true, side-splitting anecdotes from the world of education.There are the bloopers made by pupils in exams:'The first thing a doctor has to do when a baby is born is to cut the biblical cord.'And the gaffes of teachers:'Whenever I open my mouth some fool speaks.'There are the letters from tender parents:'I am asking you not to use corporal punishment on George. We never do except in self-defence.'As well as the proclamations of nursery tots:'All things bright and beautiful, all Teachers great and small.'All will have you rolling in the corridors with laughter.
Download or read book Bumper Classroom Clangers written by Vincent Shanley and published by Portico. This book was released on 2010 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An A+ buffet of brilliant blackboard blunders and bloopers from teachers, pupils and parents! A side-splitting collection of hilarious exam results, teacher mistakes and classroom call-outs! So funny, you'll wish you were at back at school again! All present and correct (even if arriving late with a terrible excuse) Bumper Classroom Clangers, is jam-packed with a boisterous gaggle of hilarious classroom calamities, silly schoolboy errors and gold star gaffes – more than enough to have you rolling down the corridors in fits of childish giggles! Bumper Classroom Clangers is the definitive catalogue of blackboard blunders made by teachers, parents and pupils – full of bloopers so brilliant that you would be sent straight to detention if they weren’t so funny. Delving deep into the well-thumbed textbooks and exam papers of history – as well as other unforgettable playground and education-related mishaps – Bumper Classroom Clangers has hundreds of side-splitting anecdotes and antics that deserve an A+ for originality and hilarity and will have you yearning to be back at your desk all over again.
Download or read book Webster s World written by Jack Webster and published by Black & White Publishing. This book was released on 1997-10-23 with total page 401 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jack Webster is one of the most popular journalists writing in Scotland today. Voted Columnist of the Year in 1996, his first collection of Herald columns was a bestseller. This book presents another collection of his writings.
Download or read book The Classroom at the End of the Hall written by Douglas Evans and published by Scholastic Paperbacks. This book was released on 1997 with total page 154 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You know the classroom at the end of the hall? The one with the tall teacher? And the Pain-In-The-Neck who likes to write his name on the blackboard in snot? Yeah, well, weird stuff has been going on down the hall . . . . First of all, when Roger was cleaning the erasers, out billowed a huge cloud of chalk dust--and a chalk dust genie! And when the genie granted the Roger's wish to be the teacher of the class, Roger got more than he bargained for. Namely, he got himself--Roger--disturbing the class and making everyone, even himself, miserable. And Kenneth--that kid who hates reading? Well, he found a book that can tell his future. But he has to read it to find out what's going to happen. . . . Not to mention what happened to Rosalie, who always copies answers off of other kids' papers. Something was bugging her. A doodlebug. It just crawled into her ear and started telling her the answers to all of her schoolwork. It looked like she was never going to have to cheat again, until Mr. Leeks exterminated the classroom at the end of the hall. Then Rosalie was on her own . . . . The nine laugh-out-loud funny tales in this zany collection teach valuable lessons about teaching, learning, and life in a third-grade classroom.
Download or read book Clangers written by Theresa Reser and published by . This book was released on 2020-06-09 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Great Notebooks for writing & recording daily personal thoughts, drawings & doodles at home, school classroom, travel & more!, Secret diary for kids makes fun happy birthday present, adorable Christmas or other holiday gift or stocking stuffer; this notebook is a great diary for girls, boys, kids & teens, tweens & teenage writers . FEATURES: 6" x 9" letter size Premium Matte Soft Cover Perfect Paperback Binding 100 college-ruled lined pages Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, to work, school and random road trips! Perfect for : Writing, To Do List, Daily Schedules, Planner, School, College, Memories .. & So Much More Great for any occasion gift Get Your Copy Today!
Download or read book You Know the Fair Rule written by Bill Rogers and published by Aust Council for Ed Research. This book was released on 2011 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Classroom management and discipline can often be the most challenging part of an already demanding profession. In this third edition of the best-selling You Know the Fair Rule, author Bill Rogers acknowledges and addresses the real challenges faced by teachers. This major revision covers: establishing classes effectively and positive discipline practice in the classroom * working with children with behavioral disorders * developing individual behavior plans * managing anger and conflict * working with the challenging and hard-to-manage class * effective colleague support. You Know the Fair Rule is a comprehensive, practical, and realistic guide to effective practice. The skills and approaches outlined are derived from Roger's work in schools as a consultant and from his mentor-teaching in challenging schools.
Download or read book This Is Your Own Time You re Wasting Classroom Confessions Calamities and Clangers written by Lee Parkinson and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2022-07-21 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The side-splittingly hilarious and heart-warming next book from your favourite teacher duo, The Two Mr Ps. Now put that thing down! Yes YOU. It's time to sit up and listen ... From the stars of Two Mr Ps in a Pod(Cast) and the bestselling authors of Put a Wet Paper Towel On It comes a book filled with chaos, clangers and confessions from the ... classrooms. You'll be taken on a journey where you'll meet a rogues' gallery of classroom characters, read some juicy teacher confessions and learn why every primary teacher's least favourite lesson is the dreaded ... SEX EDUCATION! You'll even get the inside scoop on what it was like (attempting) to teach during a pandemic. So, settle down, grab a cuppa and enjoy this book as we pull back the curtain on the weird and wonderful world of primary schools. After all, THIS IS YOUR OWN TIME YOU'RE WASTING.
Download or read book Clean ABAP written by Klaus Haeuptle and published by SAP Press. This book was released on 2020-11-24 with total page 300 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ABAP developers, are you looking to clean up your code? Then pick up this official companion to the Clean ABAP GitHub repository. This book is brimming with best practices, straight from the experts, to help you write effective ABAP code. Start by learning when to apply each clean ABAP practice. Then, dive into detailed code examples and explanations for using classes, methods, names, variables, internal tables, and more. From writing code to troubleshooting and testing, this is your complete style guide! In this book, you'll learn about: a. Clean ABAP Concepts What is clean ABAP and why is it important to write clean code? Understand clean ABAP concepts with insight from the experts, including special considerations for legacy code and performance. b. Best Practices Walk through the what, why, and how behind clean ABAP best practices. Learn to improve your code, including using classes and interfaces appropriately, handling method design and control flow, designing and running unit tests, and much more. c. Practical Examples See clean ABAP practices in action! Improve your understanding of how to write effective code. Use detailed examples for each best practice that demonstrate the difference between clean and messy code. Highlights include: 1) Classes and interfaces 2) Methods 3) Names 4) Variables and literals 5) Internal tables 6) Control flow 7) Comments 8) Formatting 9) Error handling 10) Unit testing 11) Packages
Download or read book Weekly World News written by and published by . This book was released on 2001-03-13 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Rooted in the creative success of over 30 years of supermarket tabloid publishing, the Weekly World News has been the world's only reliable news source since 1979. The online hub www.weeklyworldnews.com is a leading entertainment news site.
Download or read book Books in Scotland written by and published by . This book was released on 1989 with total page 282 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Questing Beast written by Gillian Bennett and published by Continuum. This book was released on 1989 with total page 264 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Put A Wet Paper Towel on It The Weird and Wonderful World of Primary Schools written by Lee Parkinson and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2021-08-19 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE SENSATIONAL SUNDAY TIMES BESTSELLER A heart-warming and hilarious look at life in the classroom from the teachers who host the most popular UK education podcast, Two Mr Ps in a Pod(Cast).
Download or read book Whitaker s Books in Print written by and published by . This book was released on 1990 with total page 2558 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Astronomy and particle physics written by Great Britain: Parliament: House of Commons: Science and Technology Committee and published by The Stationery Office. This book was released on 2011-05-13 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Science and Technology Committee warns that the UK's prominence in astronomy and particle physics, and its ability to attract and inspire the next generation of scientists in these areas, could be at risk if reduced budgets hit the UK's growth prospects, reputation and expertise. Although science did relatively well in the recent Spending Review, funding for astronomy sees a total reduction of 21% over the next four years compared with 2010-11. More starkly, comparing 2014/15 with 2005, spending in astronomy and particle physics will be around 50% lower than its level six years ago. This is worrying, particularly when set against the planned increased investment in science and innovation by the UK's international peers as part of long-term strategies to ensure economic growth. The Science and Technology Facilities Council (STFC) - the research council which funds research and facility development in astronomy, particle physics and nuclear physics - is risking the UK's ability to stay at the forefront of future developments by focusing its astronomy and particle physics programmes into fewer areas. A case in point is the UK's planned withdrawal from all Northern Hemisphere optical and ground based astronomical facilities, which could see UK leadership and competitive advantage being handed over to international peers. The Committee is also highly critical of past STFC strategies, especially its failure to incorporate into policy documents details of the planned withdrawals. The report also addresses the future of the National Schools Observatory and outreach, which is essential to inspire the next generation of scientists.
