Download or read book The Funny Life of Teachers written by James Campbell and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2019-05-02 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Uncover the ridiculously funny life of teachers (and some things that have nothing to do with teachers but are still splendidly funny) according to James Campbell, comedian extraordinaire. Ever wondered what teachers do when they're not in the classroom? Are they undercover detectives, champion roller-blade dancers or do they spend their evenings playing with their 576 cats? This face-achingly funny book will also teach you why you should carry an emergency banana with you at all times, how to fart in class silently without anyone knowing it was you and how to catapult yourself to school by building a medieval style catapult in your back garden! Whether you love or loathe your teachers, want to become one when you grow up or don't give two figs about your teacher but simply love a HILARIOUS read, this book is for you. Prepare to roll around the floor laughing with the snot-inducingly brilliant The Funny Life of Teachers. But be warned – this is NOT a normal book. You can read it forwards, backwards, sideways and in approximately 861,000 different ways in between. Whichever way you read it, look no further for fantastic real-life teacher facts, incredibly funny illustrations, imaginary stories and an impossibly silly read!

Download or read book A Funny Thing about Teaching written by Jack Rightmyer and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2008 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Addressing the daily challenges that new teachers face in front of a class, this humorous personal account shares the lessons learned from one mans lengthy teaching career. Imparting practical advice in an engaging manner, these truthful tales transport readers through a wide array of settings -- urban and suburban schools, from sixth grade through college. Future educators will discover methods for using levity to build trust with their students and learn how to detect and avoid common pitfalls in the classroom. Offering advice on discipline, testing, bullying, and coaching, this memoir provides a fresh perspective on maintaining control of the class, while sharing the importance of using humour as a way to brush off the minor stresses of the job.

Download or read book Best English Teacher Ever written by Teacher & Student Journal and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-17 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This awesome Best English Teacher Ever People journal has 120-6x9 lined pages that people will be jealous of, perfect gift idea for a high school, middle or elementary teacher, and great gift idea for you or a friend, great for teachers and and Everyone for back to school first day of schoo, great gift for teachers, school teachers, math teacher for back to school or first day of school, great for back to school to celebrate the first day of school or any occasion, great gift for teachers, school teachers, math teachergreat for a teacher, principal, administrator, school counselor, school psychologist or social worker to wear to motivate their students.

Download or read book English Teachers Are Funny written by Funny Teacher Notebook and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-12 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Wonderful Teacher Gift Under $10.00! This special funny teacher appreciation notebook or journal is the perfect way to express your gratitude to the best teacher ever! Filled with 110 pages of specially designed interior, it serves as a wonderful notebook for teachers (educators) to write in daily plans and a memorable (and useful) gift for teachers. With the heartwarming well designed color matte SOFT cover, this notebook will help remind a teacher that their hard work is appreciated. This Notebook for Teachers are perfect for: Teacher Appreciation Gifts Teacher End of the School Year Gifts Teacher Thank You Gifts Teacher Inspirational Quote Gifts Teacher Retirement Gifts And many, many more..... Scroll up and get your copy today or Add to Cart and purchase later

Download or read book I m an English Teacher What s Your Superpower written by Teacher Appreciation Teacher Appreciation Quotes and Gifts and published by . This book was released on 2017-11-21 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Show an awesome English Teacher how much you appreciate their hard work with this funny English Teacher quote. This journal has half lightly lined pages and half blank pages - perfect for classroom notes, lists, English problems, ideas or doodles. Features: Lines on one side, blank on the opposite side Soft matte cover with blackboard and chalk funny teacher quote. Size is 6x9 perfect for purses, bags or desks. This under ten dollar gift for teachers is a perfect for: English Teacher appreciation week gift End of year English teacher gift English Teacher Christmas gift English Teacher gift for men English Teacher gift for women Mom or Dad English Teacher

Download or read book I Had A Life But My English Teacher Job Ate It written by Funny Journals For English Teacher and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-02 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lined Notebook for English Teacher - Funny and Cute Design Beautiful cover color, nice design saying 'I Had A Life But My english teacher Job Ate It' and simple lined interior - that's what your perfect lined notebook for english teacher looks like. 100 white pages in very compact size of 6x9 inches with space for all crucial notes every english teacher need to write down in their journal at work and not only. Hilarious sign saying: I Had A Life But My english teacher Job Ate It will make sure they will smile everytime reading it and thinking about their job. This notebook from our funny job series is perfect for: Writing down ideas and thoughts at work, at home - you may use it as your beautiful diary, journal, to doodle, to plan things and projects, Planning some of your big life and job projects, Using it as daily journal - it has special space for date so you may be sure your notes are well organized, This 'I Had A Life But My english teacher Job Ate It' Funny Notebook is a good present idea: give it to your daughter or son, mom, dad, girlfriend or boyfriend who starts their job as english teacher soon - it will make them proud and happy, give it to your friend if you know how much they love their job and you want to appreciate it, it's perfect for every co-worker's birthday at your english teacher job. if you're a boss, give it to your employees as group gift so they feel appreciated and work being even happier! Notebook specification cute design saying I Had A Life But My english teacher Job Ate It, 100 pages, soft cover, black and white interior, lined and special space for date, 6x9 inches

Download or read book English Teaching Forum written by and published by . This book was released on 2000 with total page 548 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book English Jokes for ESL Students written by Gladys Garcìa Fernández and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2009-03-12 with total page 85 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a book that will help teachers and students of english as a foreign language to teach and learn english culture and vocabulary in a funny and popular way: TELLING JOKES

Download or read book The Funny Life of Pets written by James Campbell and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2019-05-02 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious book from bestselling author and stand-up comic James Campbell, who has visited over 3,000 primary schools to tell stories and encourage children to write their own. Uncover the sidesplitting life of cucumber scaredy-cats, non-stop pooping hamsters, exploding fish and everything in-between (and some things that have nothing to do with pets but are still ridiculously funny). This hilarious book answers all the big questions, like: do sausage dogs eat sausages? Why has my cat done a poo behind my wardrobe? And how can I persuade my parents to get me a pet? For real-life pet facts, imaginary stories, and a generally laugh-so-hard-snot-comes-out-your-nose read, this is the only pet book you'll ever need! Written by the outstanding children's comedian James Campbell, prepare yourself for The Funny Life of Pets! But be WARNED – this IS NOT a normal book...You read a normal book by starting on page one and reading to the end (BORING). You can read this book forwards, backwards, sideways, and in approximately 861,000 different ways in-between. This is a book with outrageous facts, hilarious jokes, insanely funny online videos and brilliant stories all about pets, the author, and all sorts of other things. WARNING: Anything you think you might have learned from this book might not be very accurate so should not be used in a school project or as part of homework. Unless of course, you are made of stardust and are as brave as sunshine.

Download or read book I m an English Teacher What s Your Superpower written by Teacher Appreciation Teacher Appreciation Quotes and Gifts and published by . This book was released on 2017-11-19 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Show an awesome English Teacher how much you appreciate their hard work with this funny English Teacher quote. This journal has half lightly lined pages and half blank pages - perfect for classroom notes, lists, English problems, ideas or doodles. Features: Lines on one side, blank on the opposite side Soft matte cover with blackboard and chalk funny teacher quote. Size is 6x9 perfect for purses, bags or desks. This under ten dollar gift for teachers is a perfect for: English Teacher appreciation week gift End of year English teacher gift English Teacher Christmas gift English Teacher gift for men English Teacher gift for women Mom or Dad English Teacher

Download or read book Dear Committee Members written by Julie Schumacher and published by Anchor. This book was released on 2015-06-23 with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Like Richard Russo’s Straight Man this book has a lot to say about the humanities in American colleges and universities…. Very funny and also moving.” —Tom Perrotta, New York Post A BEST BOOK OF THE YEAR: NPR and Boston Globe Finally a novel that puts the "pissed" back into "epistolary." Jason Fitger is a beleaguered professor of creative writing and literature at Payne University, a small and not very distinguished liberal arts college in the midwest. His department is facing draconian cuts and squalid quarters, while one floor above them the Economics Department is getting lavishly remodeled offices. His once-promising writing career is in the doldrums, as is his romantic life, in part as the result of his unwise use of his private affairs for his novels. His star (he thinks) student can't catch a break with his brilliant (he thinks) work Accountant in a Bordello, based on Melville's Bartleby. In short, his life is a tale of woe, and the vehicle this droll and inventive novel uses to tell that tale is a series of hilarious letters of recommendation that Fitger is endlessly called upon by his students and colleagues to produce, each one of which is a small masterpiece of high dudgeon, low spirits, and passive-aggressive strategies. We recommend Dear Committee Members to you in the strongest possible terms. Don’t miss Julie Schumacher's new novel, The English Experience, coming soon.

Download or read book Warning English Teacher Watch Your Language written by Creative Juice Publishing and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-05-10 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny English Class Teacher Appreciation Gift Notebook. 6x9 lined journal

Download or read book When The Teacher Isn t Looking written by Kenn Nesbitt and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2012-08-07 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Students and teachers will roar as Kenn Nesbitt pokes fun at silly school topics with dozens of wacky poems. Who knew school lunches and detention could be so funny? Kenn Nesbitt, that's who! Do you attend a school like the one Kenn Nesbitt describes in this hysterically funny collection of poems? There's a frenzied food fight in the cafeteria. For show-and-tell, kids burp the ABCs. Recently, "pet days" have been banned (and for good reason). And the funniest things happen when the teacher isn't looking. Kids and teachers rate these rhymes A+ (and you will, too).

Download or read book Knock Knock Who s There written by Humor Vibes and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-16 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This funny Notebook is the best gift for English Teachers. It has: Glossy finish in the softcover White lined paper in the interior 118 lined pages to write in 2 blank pages to write your information or add stickers 6x9 in. (15x23 cm.), perfect to carry everywhere If You're looking for a funny gift for your English Teacher friend or relative this is for You. If You are the English Teacher, You'll get a lot of compliments with it.

Download or read book Teacher Jokes written by Viki Woodworth and published by Childs World Incorporated. This book was released on 1991 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Teacher Jokes is a reinforced, library bound book in The Child's World series Funny Side Up.

Download or read book A Letter from Your Teacher written by Shannon Olsen and published by . This book was released on 2022-03 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Punctuation Saves Lives written by Get Schooled Get Schooled Notebooks and published by . This book was released on 2017-06-13 with total page 154 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 2017 BEST GIFT FOR TEACHERS A beautifully designed gift for teachers that is useful, memorable and cost effective! This charming teacher appreciate notebook is the perfect way to show your teacher how much you appreciate them. Surprise your favorite teacher and express your gratitude with this special gift. This journal features the following: Over 150+ writing pages of lined paper Premium glossy finish cover Funny grammar quote "Let's eat kids. Let's eat, kids. Punctuation Saves Lives." Ideally sized at 7''x10'' High quality 60# paper stock "This journal belongs to" section Space provided to write the date Extra blank space for doodles, sketching, and more This beautiful gift is sure to touch the heart of your teacher, tutor, instructor or professor while reminding them how much they mean to you. A great token of appreciate and thanks! With it's perfect size, it can be carried in a purse or placed on a desk. This journal makes a great: Retirement Gift for Teachers Thank You Gift for Teachers New Teacher Gift Teacher Birthday Gift End of the School Year Gift for Teachers And Much More! Scroll up and order now to surprise and delight your favorite teacher!