Download or read book Elf Girl written by Rev Jen and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-10-25 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Rev Jen. Patron saint of the uncool. Cheerleader for nonconformists, geeks, and oddballs the world over. From her tiny rent-controlled apartment on Manhattan’s hip Lower East Side, she holds court over a wacky cast of friends and lovers with an unchecked candor that makes her impossible not to love. Zany and wry, Rev Jen will charm readers with these fun and irreverent true stories of her meteoric rise from art school misfit to neighborhood celebrity and all-around good-time gal. Whether she is dressing up as Doo-Doo, the hard-drinking Teletubby who’s been expelled from Teletubbyland, or starring in her one-woman musical Rats, the shortest running show on Broadway, Jen’s quirky humor and genuine heart make Elf Girl an anthem for misfits everywhere.
Download or read book Elf on the Shelf Official Annual 2020 written by Little Brother Books and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-06 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you been naughty or nice? Get set for Christmas with our brand new magical Annual! Enjoy Elf-themed activities, stories and makes in this charming new Annual and help make it the best Christmas holiday ever! Includes recipes, craft ideas, quizes, puzzles, jokes, fun facts, etc.
Download or read book Journey Into the Realm written by Markelle Grabo and published by Booklocker.com. This book was released on 2011-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fifteen-year-old Ramsey Wilder discovers that she's an elf, and is whisked away to a magical realm and tasked with finding her long-lost sister.
Download or read book Monster Mountains written by Marcus Sedgwick and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2012-11-01 with total page 175 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Saving the world isn't going very well for Elf Girl and Raven Boy. They've left Fright Forest and crossed a huge plain to the worryingly named Monster Mountains, where they find a sign telling them to Turn Back. They really shouldn't have ignored it! It's not the strange wailing noises they hear in the dark, or the gigantic yeti who wants to eat them for breakfast that they find alarming, so much as the crazy wizard, Jeremy, who seems intent on adding Elf Girl and Raven Boy, not to mention Rat, to his collection of all too life-like stone statues.
Download or read book The Elf Girl Effect Complete Trilogy written by Jonathan Evan Hudson and published by Swordpulp Studios. This book was released on with total page 492 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A magical knight sworn to protect humanity Roo Vorshaya seeks to save both his hometown and the one he loves most. The Elf Girl Effect: War threatens to crush a town. Can a single magical knight Roo save them from annihilation? Double Deal: A thrilling chase full of epic battles and seductive elf girls. But can Roo uncover the truth about the war threatening their world? Festival of War: A wedding to stop. A new war brewing. And a monstrous new threat. Enjoy nonstop action and stunning adventure in this enthralling omnibus of the complete The Elf Girl Effect Trilogy. Perfect for fans who love creative battles, devious monsters, and sexy elf girls.
Download or read book The Elf Girl Effect written by Jonathan Evan Hudson and published by Swordpulp Studios. This book was released on 2022-09-16 with total page 155 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: War threatens to crush a town. Can a single magical knight save them from annihilation? A magical knight sworn to protect humanity Roo Vorshaya patrols his home town. Dreams of action-packed adventure and passionate love. But old flames fly fast and furious when Roo runs across an elven childhood girlfriend. Yet a three-way war between humans, elves, and demons threatens his town. And the annihilation of everything he holds dear. Will Roo save his town? Catch his happily ever after? Find out in the first book of The Elf Girl Effect Trilogy. Perfect for fans of exciting adventures full of creative magic battles, devious demons, and sexy elf girls.
Download or read book Scream Sea written by Marcus Sedgwick and published by Gollancz. This book was released on 2013 with total page 191 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Elf Girl and Raven Boy have survived Monster Mountains and arrived on the shores of Scream Sea. Kidnapped by Scrim, pirate captain of the Naughty Porpoise, they're held prisoner below decks as the ship sets sail. But Captain Scrim and his crew are even more interested in mermaids than in bird boys and pointy-eared girls, and when they capture one they throw the pirate party of a lifetime. Our daring duo, plus Rat and mermaid Molo, escape and go their separate ways, but not before Molo has given Raven Boy a tiny shell on a silver chain and told him to call on her for help. They continue their search for the Goblin King with adventures on a desert island, an 'invisible' spell, encounters with an even worse pirate called Blackblood on the stormy high seas, and then below the waves with the many scary beasts and monsters that roam the deep. No one said saving the world was easy!
Download or read book The Coal Elf written by Maria DeVivo and published by 4 Horsemen Publications, Inc.. This book was released on 2024-10-15 with total page 227 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Santa is real, but this isn't your childhood Christmas tale! Ember Skye is a fed-up teenaged Coal Elf with a big ashy chip on her shoulder. Torn away from her carefree life Aboveground, she was forced into a world of dirt and darkness in the Mines. Now, the coal is starting to take its toll. Plus, being the only girl-elf coal miner at the North Pole is not fun at all! Then there's--a power-hungry, twisted elf with a serious grudge against Ember. Hellbent on overthrowing the hierarchy, he leaves the smoking gun in Ember's lap: the Naughty List. When a mysterious illness threatens to decimate elves both Above- and Underground, Ember is thrust into a journey that will see her confront the demons of her past and lead her straight to the head of the North Pole himself.
Download or read book The Elf on the Shelf Girl LT written by Carol V. Aebersold and published by . This book was released on 2012-09-30 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: BOX SET WITH BOOK AND LT GIRL ELF DOLL
Download or read book Fright Forest written by Marcus Sedgwick and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2012-07-05 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Eep . . . the adventure begins! Raven Boy has short black spiky hair, amazing night vision and can talk to animals. Elf Girl is light of foot, sharp of mind and . . . elfish all over. She hadn't expected to meet Raven Boy; it's not that often someone falls out of the trees and squashes your home flat like Raven Boy did. Before they know it they are plunged into some very strange, creepy, altogether spooky and hilarious adventures as they save their world from trolls, ogres, witches and things that slither and slide in the fiendish forest. From the creators of the Blue Peter award-winning Funniest Book with Pictures RAVEN MYSTERIES team, this is the first in a humourous and magical adventure series, RAVEN BOY AND ELF GIRL, perfect for readers of 8+.
Download or read book Terror Town written by Marcus Sedgwick and published by Hachette Children's Group. This book was released on 2014 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the fifth laugh-out-loud adventure from BLUE PETER BOOK AWARD-shortlisted Marcus Sedgwick and Pete Williamson, Elf Girl and Raven Boy head to Terror Town to save the world from the Goblin King.
Download or read book The Elf Queen of Shannara written by Terry Brooks and published by Del Rey. This book was released on 2000-10-11 with total page 370 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Find the Elves and return them to the world of Men!” the shade of the Druid Allanon had ordered Wren. It was clearly an impossible task. The Elves had been gone from the Westland for more than a hundred years. There was not even a trace of their former city of Arborlon left to mark their passing. No one in the Esterland knew of them -- except, finally, the Addershag. The blind old woman had given instructions to find a place on the coast of the Blue Divide, build a fire, and keep it burning for three days. “One will come for you." Tiger Ty, the Wing Rider, had come on his giant Roc to carry Wren and her friend Garth to the only clear landing site on the island of Morrowindl, where, he said, the Elves might still exist, somewhere in the demon-haunted jungle. Now she stood within that jungle, remembering the warning of the Addershag: “Beward, Elf-girl. I see danger ahead for you . . . and evil beyond imagining." It had proved all too true. Wren stood with her single weapon of magic, listening as demons evil beyond all imagining gathered for attack. How long could she resist? And if, by some miracle, she reached the Elves and could convince them to return, how could they possibly retrace her perilous path to reach the one safe place on the coast? BONUS: This edition contains an excerpt from Terry Brooks's The Measure of the Magic.
Download or read book Scandinavian Folk lore written by Sir William Alexander Craigie and published by Paisley [Scotland] : A. Gardner. This book was released on 1896 with total page 474 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Heri: pp. 182-84: An Elf-charm Cured by Melted Lead. (Sagn fra Mern).
Download or read book A Deal with the Elf King written by Elise Kova and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-06 with total page 338 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect for fans of A Court of Thorns and Roses and Uprooted, this stand-alone, fantasy romance about a human girl and her marriage to the Elf King is impossible to put down! The elves come for two things: war and wives. In both cases, they come for death. Three-thousand years ago, humans were hunted by powerful races with wild magic until the treaty was formed. Now, for centuries, the elves have taken a young woman from Luella's village to be their Human Queen. To be chosen is seen as a mark of death by the townsfolk. A mark nineteen-year-old Luella is grateful to have escaped as a girl. Instead, she's dedicated her life to studying herbology and becoming the town's only healer. That is, until the Elf King unexpectedly arrives... for her. Everything Luella had thought she'd known about her life, and herself, was a lie. Taken to a land filled with wild magic, Luella is forced to be the new queen to a cold yet blisteringly handsome Elf King. Once there, she learns about a dying world that only she can save. The magical land of Midscape pulls on one corner of her heart, her home and people tug on another... but what will truly break her is a passion she never wanted. A Deal with the Elf King is a complete, stand-alone novel, inspired by the tales of Hades and Persephone, as well as Beauty and the Beast, with a "happily ever after" ending. It's perfect for fantasy romance fans looking for just the right amount of steam and their next slow-burn and swoon-worthy couple.
Download or read book Shmelf the Hanukkah Elf written by Greg Wolfe and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2016-09-06 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this delightfully inventive holiday tale, an elf named Shmelf takes a journey from the North Pole . . . and discovers all the joys of Hanukkah. Shmelf is one of Santa's most important elves. He's part of the List Checking department, and he makes sure all the good boys and girls get their presents! But when Shmelf finds out that some children are missing from Santa's list, he goes to investigate. What Shmelf uncovers is Hanukkah, a wondrous and joyful holiday that Jewish families celebrate each year. As Shmelf observes a family lighting the menorah, playing dreidel, and hearing the Hanukkah story, he sees how special the traditions of the holiday truly are--and he wants to be a part of it! Luckily, Santa just might have a special role in mind for Shmelf . . . The rich traditions of Hanukkah come to life in this whimsical and magical story that's perfect for the holiday season.
Download or read book Axes for an Elf Barbarian written by Jonathan Evan Hudson and published by Swordpulp Studios. This book was released on with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A barbarian like no other, Amber Thunder of the Vorsung Dwarf Clan stood tall and defiant against the dark muggy night. The crickets screamed in suffocating darkness. And the big fat moon hung high in the speckled sky. Stationed as a watch to the pass behind her. A pass like a canyon. A good ambush spot. Full of ferns and thorn bushes. When she hears the unthinkable. And an adventure of a lifetime begins. Acclaimed author Jonathan Evan Hudson spins you a superb sword-and-sorcery tale of intense action and spellbinding adventure. If you enjoyed J.R.R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings trilogy, then this standalone novel will enthrall you.
Download or read book Welcome to Japan Ms Elf Volume 6 written by Makishima Suzuki and published by J-Novel Club. This book was released on 2021-05-17 with total page 245 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kazuhiro and Marie officially start dating after he confesses his love to her. After taking care of the aftermath of defeating Zarish, the gang discusses the details of how to spend their summer in Japan. Kazuhiro and Marie are excited to have Wridra visit Earth for the first time in a while, but when they awaken, they realize Shirley tagged along for the ride...
