Download or read book Double Snaps written by James Percelay and published by Harper Perennial. This book was released on 1995-01-23 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Double Warning. Even more explicit snaps than in the first book. Definately not for the easily offended. Your mother is so hairy, you could sell her as a Chia Pet. Your father is so stupid, he saw a sign that said wet floor, so he took a piss. Your sister is so nasty, she has more clap than an auditorium. Your mother is so fat, she can do the wave by herself. Your mother is so fat, when she goes to the beach kids yell, "Free Willy! Free Willy!" You're so ugly, your parents rent out your baby videos for horror films. You're so White, you think Malcolm X's name is Malcolm the tenth. Your mother's breath is so bad, she sucks on Odor-Eaters.
Download or read book Triple Snaps written by James Percelay and published by Harper Perennial. This book was released on 1996-01-23 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A compendium of outrageous, funny, and odiously nasty quips and comebacks from the African American tradition
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Download or read book Snap written by Ellie Rollins and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2013-10-31 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: two girls one life-changing adventure When Danya Quixote’s family fortunes take a turn for the worse and her parents decide that they must sell her pet pony Sancho to make ends meet, Danya, well, snaps. She and her free-spirited best friend Pia decide to whisk Sancho away to Florida, where Danya’s estranged grandmother lives. Danya is convinced her grandmother is sitting on a nest egg that could save Sancho, and so the two embark upon an epic trip along the majestic Mississippi River. As Danya and Pia face crocodiles, Louisiana casinos, and a surprising instance of what looks like divine intervention, they learn about the true power of family, discovering that magic exists if you know where to look and that sometimes the real treasure we're seeking is with us all along.
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Download or read book Snaps 4 written by James Percelay and published by Harper Perennial. This book was released on 1997-12-17 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Snaps 4 is the latest in the snaps craze, a phenomenon that has sold over 300,000 copies of Snaps, Double Snaps, and Triple Snaps combined. Rooted in a tradition dating back to slavery and with its pulse on today's African-American comedy explosion, snapping is a ritualized form of comic insult that affirms the power of wits over fists. Bursting with snaps from celebrities such as Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence, as well as insults from snapping fans nationwide, Snaps 4 is loaded with more than five hundred all-new, never-before-hurled hard-core disses. Your brother is so dumb, he thinks Cheerios are doughnut seeds Your girlfriend is so dumb, she thought foreplay was a skit Your mother is so fat, she uses bacon for Band-Aids
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Download or read book Montgomery Ward written by Montgomery Ward and published by . This book was released on 1926 with total page 732 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
