Download or read book Donald Trump the Ultimate Gag Book for Adults written by Juan Lopez and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-08-17 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Donald Trump: The Ultimate Gag Book for Adults" is full of hilarious, racist, outrageous (and completely true) quotes, memes and adult coloring pages inspired from the one and only, Donald Trump.
Download or read book All the Reasons Trump Is the Very Best President written by Activist Squad and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-18 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ALL THE REASONS TRUMP IS THE VERY BEST PRESIDENT Listing all the (very bigly!) reasons that Trump is a great leaderbwould fill a book... a blank book! After an extensive and exhausting search, our team of experts has concluded that there is absolutely no evidence to suggest that Donald Trump is the very best president. In fact, there is nothing to suggest he is even in the top 44. This 6" x 9" blank book makes a great political gag gift! It also serves as a journal and has 100 pages. DETAILS: Dimensions: 6" x 9" 100 white pages Lined journal paper Makes a hilarious Christmas gift for a white elephant party. Click brand name to find more joke books for anyone is ready for Trump to finally be impeached.
Download or read book Farting Christmas Donald Trump Coloring Book For Adults And Kids written by Ocean Front Press and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-12-04 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for that perfect holiday or birthday present but cant seem to find anything you like? This farting Donald Trump coloring book is the perfect gift or gag gift. Especially for the hard to shop for family or friends and can't forget the ones that have everything you can think of. Hand Drawn Not Sold in Store 8.5x11 Glossy Cover Adults Only Add to cart if you're looking for a great laugh!
Download or read book Time to Get Tough written by Donald J. Trump and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2024-07-23 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Book That Launched MAGA Nation The media scoffed at Trump’s vision and the people who supported him; they were blinded by the Clinton machine. But their eyes were opened after Trump won sixty-two million votes and the Oval Office in 2016. Even Republican House Speaker Paul Ryan said, “Donald Trump heard a voice in this country that no one else heard.” He still does. Donald Trump puts “America’s interests first—and that means doing what’s right for our economy, our national security, and our public safety.” He made the biggest deals of his life as President of the United States, but there are more deals to be made. From ending the border crisis to enacting policies to eliminate regulations that restrict small businesses, Donald Trump understands that America “doesn’t need cowardice, it needs courage.” It is Time to Get Tough
Download or read book Inside the Mind of Donald Trump written by Gag Trump and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-12-10 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Inside the Mind of Donald Trump (A BLANK BOOK/EMPTY JOURNAL FOR WRITING)***THERE ARE NO WORDS IN THIS JOKE BOOK! IT'S AN EMPTY BOOK SHOWING AN EMPTY MIND (SATIRE HUMOR). IT'S A GREAT GIFT FOR PEOPLE WHO LOVE OR HATE TRUMP!*** Book Description on the Back Cover: This book is an in-depth analysis of the inner workings of a unique human mind, including this person's thoughts, opinions, ideas, understanding, foresight, logic, musings, ruminations, reflections, introspection, deliberation, pondering, consciousness, abstract reasoning, judgment, memory, imagination, processing, and perception. Thousands of hours were put into studying this person, and this is the result. Anyone who reads this book will clearly understand the genius of this individual. You will not be disappointed by this fascinating study of a mind unlike any other!
Download or read book Swamp King Trump Blank Book Gag Gift written by Orange Poutass and published by . This book was released on 2019-06-10 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the perfect Gag Gift for "someone" in every family! You may even have a lot of people this would make the perfect gift for. So we made several covers to choose from. Great Practical Gag Gift. 200 pages/100 sheets of Blank Pages. This Blank Books: Makes a perfect journal, sketchbook, doodle pad, and a brilliant brainstorming space.
Download or read book The Joke Book for People Who Think Donald Trump Is a Joke written by and published by . This book was released on 2012-10 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Joke Book for people who think Donald Trump and the Kardashians are a JOKE. (2 joke books in 1 ) Think about Number One and Number Two and what do you get? Two Joke Books in ONE solely dedicated to TWO self appointed icons, DONALD TRUMP and The KARDASHIANS. Get ready to laugh at Hundreds of Jokes aimed at this overly hyped duo, DONALD TRUMP and The KARDASHIANS in The Joke Book for people who think DONALD TRUMP is a JOKE and The Joke Book for people who think The KARDASHIANS are a JOKE. Two Joke Books in One. "What a Deal?" as DONALD TRUMP would say. Don't Laugh Now. But get ready to Laugh out Loud and Often at DONALD TRUMP and The KARDASHIANS in the NEW JOKE BOOK which combines both of these hysterically funny icons. The Joke Book for people who think DONALD TRUMP is a JOKE and The Joke Book for people who think The KARDASHIANS are a JOKE is Now Available to anyone who wants to enjoy a good laugh at DONALD TRUMP and The KARDASHIANS expense.
Download or read book Funny Trump Journal written by Timothy Daniel Parkerson and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-09 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This awesome and hysterical Donald Trump gag gift is perfect for any conservative or right-wing conservatives that love Trump! It even includes some customization and personalization throughout the pages. Each journal includes: 108 pages of wide-ruled lines and a spot at the top to mark the individual date White interior and a beautiful matte finish cover Use this journal to: Write a diary Make a grocery list Keep track of your 'TO-DO' list Daily, weekly and monthly schedule School notebook Work and business notes Doodle pad AND WAY WAY MORE! Grab this Trump gift for the ultimate Trump lover!
Download or read book You Can t Spell America Without Me written by Alec Baldwin and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2017-11-07 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Political satire as deeper truth: Donald Trump’s presidential memoir, as recorded by two world-renowned Trump scholars, and experts on greatness generally "I have the best words, beautiful words, as everybody has been talking and talking about for a long time. Also? The best sentences and, what do you call them, paragraphs. My previous books were great and sold extremely, unbelievably well--even the ones by dishonest, disgusting so-called journalists. But those writers didn't understand Trump, because quite frankly they were major losers. People say if you want it done right you have to do it yourself, even when 'it' is a 'memoir.' So every word of this book was written by me, using a special advanced word processing system during the many, many nights I've been forced to stay alone in the White House--only me, just me, trust me, nobody helped. And it's all 100% true, so true--people are already saying it may be the truest book ever published. Enjoy." Until Donald Trump publishes the ultimate account of his entire four or eight or one-and-a-half years in the White House, the definitive chronicle will be You Can’t Spell America Without Me: The Really Tremendous Inside Story of My Fantastic First Year As President. Trump was elected because he was the most frank presidential candidate in history, a man eager to tell the unvarnished truth about others’ flaws and tout his own amazing excellence. Now he levels his refreshingly compulsive, un-PC candor at his landslide election victory as well as his role as commander-in-chief and leader of the free world. There are intimate, powerful, mind-boggling revelations on every page. You are there with him during his private encounters with world leaders, a few of whom he does not insult. You are there at the genius Oval Office strategy sessions with his advisers. You are there in his White House bedroom as he crafts the pre-dawn Twitter pronouncements that rock the world. And, of course, you are there on the golf course as Trump attempts to manage the burdens of his office. President Trump explains each of the historic decisions that have already made America great again, and how he always triumphs over the fake news media. You'll learn what he really thinks of his cabinet members and top aides not related to him, of the First Lady and the First Daughter and the additional three or four Trump children. Included at no extra charge is a lavish and exclusive portfolio of spectacular, historic and intimate color photographs of President Trump in private – inside the White House, inside Mar-a-Lago, at Trump Tower, and more. You Can’t Spell America Without Me is presented by America’s foremost Trump scholar Kurt Andersen as well as America's foremost mediocre Trump impersonator, Alec Baldwin. You Can't Spell America Without Me is the perfect holiday gift!
Download or read book The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump written by Rob Sears and published by Canongate Books. This book was released on 2024-09-26 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For the last decade, Rob Sears has been painstakingly combing the words of Donald J. Trump for signs of poetry. To the surprise of many, he has found riches. By simply cutting up and reordering lines from Trump’s tweets, Truths and transcripts, Sears has unearthed a trove of exquisite verse that was just waiting to be found. In this expanded edition of a poetry classic, fans can rediscover a writer of rare conviction (thirty-four felony charges and counting), and for the first time ponder the full span of Trump's artistic flowering and the paradoxes it poses. Like: How can one and the same person unite critics with beautiful poems, yet prove so divisive in his 'other life' as a political leader? And how can a man many consider desperately flawed produce works of such grace as 'All I ask is fairness', 'My hands are normal hands' and 'Shithole countries'? The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump is a carefully curated collection for our times that will make a thought-provoking addition to any poetry-lover’s library.
Download or read book The Best Words written by Jim Cliff and published by . This book was released on 2017-12-07 with total page 275 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There has never been a President quite like Donald Trump. All the others were at least a little bit qualified for the job and basically competent.This book collects every smart thing Trump has said about Muslims, North Korea, women, healthcare, Democrats, Republicans, Russia, Obama, the Electoral College, gun control and the media. In final, bonus chapter, you'll find full and complete transcripts of every off-the-cuff remark Trump has made that contained coherent thoughts. In other words, this book is entirely blank. Yes, you read that right. Apart from the contents page and the chapter names, this book is blank. It's the perfect book for Trump haters, and (if you like a bit of trolling) Trump lovers alike. A great gag gift for Christmas, Presidents Day, or any of your favorite holidays. Also makes a great novelty notebook - you know, because of all the blank pages.
Download or read book Funny Trump Journal written by Timothy Daniel Parkerson and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-09 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This awesome and hysterical Donald Trump gag gift is perfect for any conservative or right-wing conservatives that love Trump! It even includes some customization and personalization throughout the pages. Each journal includes: 108 pages of wide-ruled lines and a spot at the top to mark the individual date White interior and a beautiful matte finish cover Use this journal to: Write a diary Make a grocery list Keep track of your 'TO-DO' list Daily, weekly and monthly schedule School notebook Work and business notes Doodle pad AND WAY WAY MORE! Grab this Trump gift for the ultimate Trump lover!
Download or read book Donald Trump Jokes written by Emma Kidder and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2017-12-06 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a hilarious book of Donald Trump jokes that will make you laugh but also may concern you as this man is a world leader. This book is great for a gift or for a good laugh in your downtime or fun to read aloud with your friends! Check out our other books at www.amazon.com/author/2mmpublishing
Download or read book Donald Trump Theme Fill in the Blanks written by Political Humor Press and published by Donald Trump Theme Activity Bo. This book was released on 2019-03-04 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hours of Party Time Fun! You and your friends will howl with laughter as your suggestions to fill in the blanks create wacky and wild results in these Donald Trump theme story puzzles. Topics include: Donald Trump's Journal, White House Scandals, Trumpian Tweetstorms, President Trump's Letter to Santa, White House Press Conference, Trump Speeches, Mueller Investigation Notes, Trump Rallies, and many more! Love him or hate him - Donald Trump is a character. Characters make great stories. Get ready to laugh yourself silly with these fill in the blanks. Perfect gift for Trump Supporters on the Trump Train. Great gag gift for Never-Trumpers and Anti-Trump voters. Makes an excellent gag gift for a house party, Yankee Swap, Secret Santa, or White Elephant Holiday Gift Exchange. Your politically incorrect friends will love it. Calling all Democrats, Independents, Libertarians, and Republicans - No matter which political party you vote for, play this word game with your friends and you'll be ready to Make America (Blank) Again!
Download or read book A Child s First Book of Trump written by Michael Ian Black and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-07-05 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A humorous satirical field guide for identifying and defeating a Trump when discovered in the wilds of a presidential election"--
Download or read book Funny Trump Journal Believe Me You re an Amazing Best Man Other Best Men Total Disasters Ask Anyone written by Trump Gag Gifts and published by . This book was released on 2019-06-06 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This humorous Donald Trump Gag Gift for Best Man is better than a card and is sure to be a hit with Pro Trump supporters and rightwing conservatives who support the Republican party and plan to vote for Trump in the next presidential election 2020. Funny Best Man gift for Wedding, Birthday or Christmas. Journal cover says Believe Me. You're An Amazing Best Man. Great, Really Great. Very Awesome. Really Terrific. Fantastic. Other Best Men? Real Losers. Total Disasters. Ask Anyone. Any Best Man is sure to laugh when they open this present. This useful 6x9" lined journal notebook features 120 pages with date at the top and blank lined pages to use as a diary, daily journal, schedule, to-do list, school notebook, grocery lists, meeting notebook or doodle pad.
Download or read book Funny Trump Journal written by Timothy Daniel Parkerson and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-09 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This awesome and hysterical Donald Trump gag gift is perfect for any conservative or right-wing conservatives that love Trump! It even includes some customization and personalization throughout the pages. Each journal includes: 108 pages of wide-ruled lines and a spot at the top to mark the individual date White interior and a beautiful matte finish cover Use this journal to: Write a diary Make a grocery list Keep track of your 'TO-DO' list Daily, weekly and monthly schedule School notebook Work and business notes Doodle pad AND WAY WAY MORE! Grab this Trump gift for the ultimate Trump lover!
