Download or read book Stop Being a Douche written by Joshua Gotte and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-09-30 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a simple book illustrating how to not be a douchebag. From personal experience, to recognizing a douchebag in yourself or someone you know, this book goes over many facts and discovery to help someone become self aware and maybe change their behavior to help everyone in their life.

Download or read book Don t Be a Jerk written by Brad Warner and published by New World Library. This book was released on 2016-02-15 with total page 328 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Shōbōgenzō (The Treasury of the True Dharma Eye) is a revered eight-hundred-year-old Zen Buddhism classic written by the Japanese monk Eihei Dōgen. Despite the timeless wisdom of his teachings, many consider the book difficult to understand and daunting to read. In Don’t Be a Jerk, Zen priest and bestselling author Brad Warner, through accessible paraphrasing and incisive commentary, applies Dōgen’s teachings to modern times. While entertaining and sometimes irreverent, Warner is also an astute scholar who sees in Dōgen very modern psychological concepts, as well as insights on such topics as feminism and reincarnation. Warner even shows that Dōgen offered a “Middle Way” in the currently raging debate between science and religion. For curious readers worried that Dōgen’s teachings are too philosophically opaque, Don’t Be a Jerk is hilarious, understandable, and wise.

Download or read book Physician Assistant School Interview Guide written by Savanna Perry and published by . This book was released on 2018-03-30 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After submitting your application for physician assistant school, the interview is next. Does the thought of a face-to-face encounter that will decide your future scare you? Are you worried about saying the ¿right¿ thing? You¿re not alone. In Physician Assistant School Interview Guide, Savanna Perry, PA-C walks you through the steps of taking control of your interview and using your personal accomplishments to impress your interviewers. Acceptance to PA school is becoming more competitive every year, and this book will help provide the tools to ensure you join the ranks.In these pages, you¿ll learn how to: Prepare for your specific interview type by familiarizing yourself with various interview techniquesStand above the crowd with the knowledge to understand the motives behind the questionsDevelop thoughtful, mature answers to over 300 questionsGain the confidence needed to secure your spot in a PA programThis interview is your chance to impress your future alma mater and move one step closer to becoming a PA. This book is the key to help you reach your goal.

Download or read book The Douche Journals written by Schmidt and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2012-09-18 with total page 252 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Before Jess was the new girl, there was Nick, Winston, Schmidt . . . and The Douchebag Jar. Originally devised to do nothing more than alter Schmidt's wardrobe, hairstyle, and personality, the Douchebag Jar has become an apartment-wide phenomenon, forever changing the way douche-like behavior is viewed, policed, and penalized. Compiled and annotated by Schmidt himself, The Douche Journals catalogs the jar's first years in existence. Every jar-worthy outfit, faux pas, and innuendo is captured exquisitely and for all time, transporting fans and scholars alike into the inner orbit of a master douche at the height of his powers. Comprehensive, unflinching, and fully illustrated, The Douche Journals delves deep into the annals of douchery.

Download or read book Don t Be a Douche Canoe Sarcastic Offensive Meme River Life Journal 6x9 written by Shocking Journals and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-03-06 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: DON'T BE A DOUCHE CANOE! 6x9 inch easy to carry 100 page blank lined notebook Just don't. Don't be a douche. Or a canoe! But have fun at the river or on the lake!

Download or read book Hey Cuntmuffin written by Sweary Mcleary and published by . This book was released on 2018-12-12 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A great gift for that special c*nt in your life. Composition book sized Soft Matte Cover 108 pages of college ruled paper

Download or read book Angels Vampires Douche Bags written by Carla Collins and published by Gildan Media LLC aka G&D Media. This book was released on 2018-10-09 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this candid confessional, comedian Carla Collins divides the world into the angels who guide us, inspire us, and save our butts; the sexy and trendy vampires who suck the life out of us; and the douche bags who constantly annoy, disgust, and taunt us. With a fast wit, fake breasts and real heart, Collins shares her unconventional journey from a small steel town in Ontario, Canada, to Tinseltown, L.A. On this wild and revealing romp, she navigates her way through 72 imaginary friends, multiple fiancés, eight dogs, two marriages, and one topless grandmother. Her hard-earned life lessons will show you that by taking risks, embracing humiliation and tapping into the power of laughter, anything is possible—and everyone is manageable. Attract more angels into your life, control your vampires, and keep all the douche bags at bay. Angels, Vampires and Douche Bags is original, edgy, uplifting and laugh-out-loud funny.

Download or read book Hot Chicks with Douchebags written by Jay Louis and published by Gallery Books. This book was released on 2008-07-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Greasy foreheads. Spiky frosted hair. Oiled-up faces dripping with Tag Body Shot spray. Armani Exchange T-shirts and rank cologne wafting off their backs like fetid pollen clouds as they pump their fists and attempt to grind into any hotties nearby. Young beauties oblivious to the hulking monstrosity clutching at their butts like snapping turtles on Red Bull. From sea to douchey sea, ours is a culture plagued by this festering blight. By the dark forces of über-douchebaggery. How did this happen? What can we do to confront the douchebag/hottie plague that rots our collective souls like boils sent by a wrathful and angry God? And how can you recover if you or your loved one is 'bag? Now, for the first time, there is an answer to those questions that haunt our collective will and sap our culture of any claim to societal advance: Why hottie/douchebaggery? Why now? And why are douche-faces so silly? In this book we dissect, analyze, contemplate and mock the rank douchescrotes that pollute our country's hottie supply on a daily basis. Every branch of the douche-tree will be examined. Every corner of our cultural rot will be exposed. And if we can lust after their hotties along the way, then all the better.

Download or read book I Used to Be a Miserable F ck written by John Kim and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2019-01-29 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Angry Therapist who has helped thousands of men find more happiness in their relationships and more purpose in their lives now shares his insights with everyone in this powerful guide—self-help in a shotglass—covering essential topics, from vulnerability and posturing to workouts and women. Deep in post-divorce soul searching, John Kim came to an astonishing realization: he was a miserable f*ck who might just be to blame for the problems in his life. Armed with this new insight, he began The Angry Therapist blog—an admission that, while he was a licensed therapist and life coach, he was no better than the people who sought his advice. In his first post, “My Fucking Feelings,” he wrote about the struggles and shortcomings that had led him to this point. As his work caught on, catapulting him into the role of unlikely and unconventional guide for thousands of people all over the world, Kim evolved from behaving like a boy to living like a man—and showed his clients how to do so as well. In I Used to Be a Miserable F*ck, Kim delivers the dos and don’ts for stepping up and into manhood, which he defines by transparency and strength of character, not six-pack abs or a corner office. With his signature no-nonsense approach that will make you laugh and think, Kim takes you on a rugged, rough and tumble road trip of self-exploration and discovery, sharing his wisdom and insights, such as why: Being nice is for boys, and being kind is for men Scheduling man dates could make you a better friend, lover, and human being Peeing in the shower is a sign of a larger problem Arguing, judging, and answering, “I dunno” are keeping you from a healthy relationship, a great career, and a happy life We are not born men. We are born boys. The transition from misery to meaning is an internal process that requires work: reflection, pain, courage, and sometimes, a rebirth. Kim knows because he’s been there. The truth is, men weren’t meant to just pay bills and die. With this book as your guide, you will love hard, walk tall, and find a life filled with purpose and passion.

Download or read book Don t Be a Douche Notebook written by Active Journals and published by . This book was released on 2016-12-04 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you need somewhere to write your thoughts? Or are you looking for that perfect gift for your special someone? This is a blank, lined journal with a naughty, swear word on the cover. You won't be able to find a journal like this in the stores! It's also 6x9, the perfect size to take anywhere! Remember, there are many benefits to journaling and writing down your thoughts. Among these are stress reduction, numerous healing benefits, personal growth and so much more. Plus with the swear word on the cover, it will surely lead to many laughs and smiles. It's a perfect gift for many occasions - birthdays, holidays, a gag gift, Father's Day or any day you want to treat yourself or a loved one. All at a very affordable price. If you are looking for unlined pages, make sure to check out our other journals.

Download or read book The Rogers Littleton Guide to America s Douchiest Colleges written by H. L. Rogers and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2011-07-20 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The question isn't whether or not one will be a douchebag in college--the more pertinent question for prospective students is, "What kind of douchebag do you aspire to be?" Here to help is the only college guide to rank and recommend schools based on their level of douchiness.

Download or read book The No Asshole Rule written by Robert I. Sutton and published by Business Plus. This book was released on 2007-02-22 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The definitive guide to working with -- and surviving -- bullies, creeps, jerks, tyrants, tormentors, despots, backstabbers, egomaniacs, and all the other assholes who do their best to destroy you at work. "What an asshole!" How many times have you said that about someone at work? You're not alone! In this groundbreaking book, Stanford University professor Robert I. Sutton builds on his acclaimed Harvard Business Review article to show you the best ways to deal with assholes...and why they can be so destructive to your company. Practical, compassionate, and in places downright funny, this guide offers: Strategies on how to pinpoint and eliminate negative influences for good Illuminating case histories from major organizations A self-diagnostic test and a program to identify and keep your own "inner jerk" from coming out The No Asshole Rule is a New York Times, Wall Street Journal, USA Today and Business Week bestseller.

Download or read book Whipping Girl written by Julia Serano and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2016-03-08 with total page 367 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This classic manifesto is “a foundational text for anyone hoping to understand transgender politics and culture in the U.S. today.” (NPR) *Named as one of 100 Best Non-Fiction Books of All Time by Ms. Magazine* In Whipping Girl, biologist and trans activist Julia Serano shares her experiences and insights—both pre- and post-transition—to reveal the ways in which fear, suspicion, and dismissiveness toward femininity shape our attitudes toward trans women, as well as gender and sexuality as a whole. Serano's well-honed arguments and pioneering advocacy stem from her ability to bridge the gap between the often-disparate biological and social perspectives on gender. In this provocative manifesto, she exposes how deep-rooted the cultural belief is that femininity is frivolous, weak, and passive. In addition to debunking popular misconceptions about being transgender, Serano makes the case that today's feminists and transgender activists must work to embrace and empower femininity—in all of its wondrous forms.

Download or read book An Inconvenient Douche written by Peter Douche and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-12-12 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Most of America thought it was impossible that the least liked and trusted Democratic Presidential candidate in history could ever lose the easiest election to win in history. Popular Vote President Hillary Clinton proved America wrong. Hillary's shocking loss requires that the Democratic Party take a good hard look at how the world failed her. "An Inconvenient Douche" serves as the most honest and accurate assessment of the Democratic Party's failings a paid insider has ever provided, as well as a roadmap for losing in the future.Peter Douche knows more about losing than perhaps even the Popular Vote President herself. Whom better to provide the 2016 post mortem than someone who served as an integral strategist behind the losses of both John Kerry and Hillary Clinton? Peter Douche has a proven track record of identifying sexism and racism where they don't exist. Not only is Peter a distinguished and heavily mocked paid political strategist, he also recently became a person of color. As such, to avoid being labelled sexist and racist, I strongly suggest you read "An Inconvenient Douche."

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Download or read book Kathy Griffin s Celebrity Run Ins written by Kathy Griffin and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2016-11-22 with total page 370 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From #1 New York Times bestselling author Kathy Griffin, an A-Z compendium of her celebrity run-ins, and the jaw-dropping, charming, and sometimes bizarre anecdotes only she can tell about them. Kathy Griffin’s Celebrity Run-Ins is Kathy’s funny, juicy index of all of the celebrities she has met during her many years in show business, bursting with never-before-told stories. Starting with Woody Allen and ending with Warren Zevon, Kathy Griffin’s Celebrity Run-Ins is a who’s who of pop culture: Leonardo DiCaprio, Nick Jonas, Kendall Jenner, Anna Kendrick, Lily Tomlin, Suge Knight, Barbra Streisand, Ashton Kutcher, Queen Latifah, Maria Shriver, Jared Leto, Selena Gomez, Meghan Trainor, Macklemore, Bruno Mars, Aaron Paul, Pink, Pitbull, Sia, Britney Spears, Taylor Swift, Christina Aguilera, and many more. Who would imagine that Kathy was an extra in a Michael Jackson commercial (guess which one)? That she and Salman Rushdie trade celebrity stories? That Donald Trump once drove Kathy and Liza Minelli around on a golf cart? That Sidney Poitier has a wicked sense of humor? That Demi Lovato has none? That David Letterman is still scared of Cher? That Channing Tatum is as polite as they come, and Tom Hanks might have the best perspective on fame of anyone? Kathy, that’s who. Kathy has met everyone, and after reading this book, you will feel as if you have, too. Kathy Griffin has seen it all. Shocking and sidesplitting, Kathy Griffin’s Celebrity Run-Ins is an indispensable guide to the stars from one of our most beloved comedians. Can you handle it?

Download or read book Don t Be a Douche written by Irreverent Journals and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-12-04 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This vibrant journal provides plenty of space in to write your favorite quotations, poems, and reflections. You'll love the beautifully fresh cover design and feel inspired to write often and consistently. * Excellent thick binding * Over 90 pages of thick, lined paper * Simplistic design perfectly made for any occasion or reason * Journal measures 6 inches wide by 9 inches high * Makes for a great gag gift and funny conversation piece