Download or read book Does This Make Me Look Retired Funny Fishing written by Tribuiani Sarah and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-12 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Does This Make Me Look Retired Funny Fishing Journal - Funny Gift Notebook This snarky funny sarcastic blank lined journal is better than a card and makes the perfect gift for a coworker, boss, friend, family member and even fun for yourself! Features: Descriptive and mysterious title to keep your friends and colleagues guessing 120 blank lined 6x9 pages for journaling, a diary, taking notes, keeping lists, etc. Premium black matte softcover Perfect binding
Download or read book The Last Lecture written by Randy Pausch and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The author, a computer science professor diagnosed with terminal cancer, explores his life, the lessons that he has learned, how he has worked to achieve his childhood dreams, and the effect of his diagnosis on him and his family.
Download or read book Funny Retirement Quotes 100 Retirement Quotes and Experiences That Keep Your Brain Fresh written by Andrea Febrian and published by Andrea Febrian. This book was released on 2024-07-05 with total page 233 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Funny Retirement Quotes: 100 Retirement Quotes and Experiences That Keep Your Brain Fresh"! This book of collection of quotes and anecdotes is the perfect companion for anyone who has already retired, is about to retire, or simply wants a sneak peek into the joys and pitfalls of the golden years. Dive into a world where every day feels like a weekend, where napping is a competitive sport, and where the only thing more important than your morning coffee is your afternoon nap. With 100 gut-busting quotes and experiences, you'll discover the lighter side of retirement and learn how to embrace this new chapter with a smile on your face and a spring in your step. Imagine waking up every morning with a chuckle as you read gems like, "Retirement: It's like being a teenager again, but with more money" or "Retirement: World's longest coffee break." These witty one-liners will have you nodding in agreement and laughing out loud as you recognize the universal truths of retirement life. But this book isn't just a collection of quotes – it's a treasure trove of real-life experiences from retirees who have navigated the ups and downs of this new chapter. You'll meet characters like the newly retired gentleman who traded his briefcase for a fishing rod and his suit for a Hawaiian shirt, only to discover that his true calling was perfecting the art of the afternoon nap. Or the grandmother who, upon being asked what she does all day, replied with a twinkle in her eye, "I'm retired. Now I can finally figure out what I want to be when I grow up." "Funny Retirement Quotes" is the ultimate guide to keeping your brain sharp, your spirits high, and your funny bone tickled. This book is a must-read for anyone looking to make the most of their golden years. Don't just take our word for it – here are some more of the hilarious quotes you'll find inside: "I'm retired. My new job is being awesome." "Retirement: When you stop living at work and begin working at living." "I'm retired. My financial advisor is now my cat. He's got a knack for finding hidden stashes of catnip." "Retirement: It's not about doing nothing, it's about doing everything you never had time for." So why wait? Grab your copy of "Funny Retirement Quotes" today and discover why laughter really is the best medicine (and a lot cheaper than all those prescription pills). Whether you're looking for the perfect retirement gift, a pick-me-up after a long day of doing nothing, or just a reason to smile, this book has got you covered. Get ready to laugh, learn, and maybe even discover a new hobby or two (like competitive napping or extreme gardening). With "Funny Retirement Quotes," the best is yet to come!
Download or read book Officially Retired You Know Where to Find Me written by Desired Creatives and published by . This book was released on 2018-08-23 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for a great gift idea for a retired fisherman? Need a new journal in your life? This Unique and Funny Journal Notebook is sure to please and make the perfect Christmas or birthday present for men or women. 100 6" x 9" Lined Pages are provided for you to put your thoughts, hopes, experiences, likes, and dislikes. With a matte, full-color soft cover, this lined notebook is as practical as it is cool. And is the ideal size for lined journals for kids, journals for women to write in and makes an excellent birthday journal notebook gift. It could also be used as a diary to record all your creative self-expression such as poetry, short stories or self-help affirmations. Desired Creatives Journals are perfect for: Birthday Gifts Christmas Gifts Co-worker/Boss Gifts Journals & Planners Doodle Diaries Homeschool Planners for Kids Food Diaries Sheet Music Creative Writing Notebooks Gifts for Mom, Dad, Grandma, Grandpa, Cousins, Brother, Sister Retirement Gifts School Notebooks Graduation Gifts Thank You Gifts Teacher Gifts Inspirational Journals Mom Daughter Journal Journaling For Kids Blank Books & Journals Beer and Weight Loss Logs Keepsake Journals And much more........ Place your order today!
Download or read book Hung up A Fisherman s Sos written by John C. Goodwin and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2012-04-16 with total page 333 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Fishermans SOS This is a story about a 62 year old Rookie fisherman, Hung Up on fishing. A fishing story is like an iceberg of the human experience; ninety percent of it is beneath the surface. Past life experiences, historical significance and technical data are tied together to tell the authors story. Comradely, new friendships, natural beauties and everyday fishing adventures are touched on in both fresh and sea water journeys. If you want to know more about fishing, other than how big the fish was, Hung UP will take you there. Many men go fishing all their lives without knowing it is not fish they are after. Henry David Thoreau
Download or read book I Fished My Way Through Life written by John Lesterson and published by Publication Consultants. This book was released on 2019-06-15 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: John's life story shows the reader that his life's experiences always revolved around fishing and the great outdoors. In his youth his family moved to many states with the military. With a fishing rod in his hand he would make friends with total strangers who sometimes became his mentors. As a young man in Alaska he made some wild reckless social decisions and still made time to fish. His priority's in life were always fishing, friendships, fishing, laughter, fishing, chase your dreams, fishing, and live a simple life—fishing. I Fished My Way Through Life shows the reader all of that. If you were fortunate enough to fish with John Lesterson you learned how to enjoy fishing and loved the stories he would tell.
Download or read book A River Runs through It and Other Stories written by Norman MacLean and published by University of Chicago Press. This book was released on 2017-05-03 with total page 263 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The New York Times–bestselling classic set amid the mountains and streams of early twentieth-century Montana, “as beautiful as anything in Thoreau or Hemingway” (Chicago Tribune). When Norman Maclean sent the manuscript of A River Runs Through It and Other Stories to New York publishers, he received a slew of rejections. One editor, so the story goes, replied, “it has trees in it.” Today, the title novella is recognized as one of the great American tales of the twentieth century, and Maclean as one of the most beloved writers of our time. The finely distilled product of a long life of often surprising rapture—for fly-fishing, for the woods, for the interlocked beauty of life and art—A River Runs Through It has established itself as a classic of the American West filled with beautiful prose and understated emotional insights. Based on Maclean’s own experiences as a young man, the book’s two novellas and short story are set in the small towns and mountains of western Montana. It is a world populated with drunks, loggers, card sharks, and whores, but also one rich in the pleasures of fly-fishing, logging, cribbage, and family. By turns raunchy and elegiac, these superb tales express, in Maclean’s own words, “a little of the love I have for the earth as it goes by.” “Maclean’s book—acerbic, laconic, deadpan—rings out of a rich American tradition that includes Mark Twain, Kin Hubbard, Richard Bissell, Jean Shepherd, and Nelson Algren.” —New York Times Book Review Includes a new foreword by Robert Redford, director of the Academy Award–winning film adaptation
Download or read book Just Let Me Look at You written by Bill Gaston and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2018-05-08 with total page 281 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Shortlisted for the 2019 RBC Taylor Prize Shortlisted for the 2019 BC Book Prize - Hubert Evans Non-Fiction Prize Shortlisted for the 2019 BC Book Prize - Roderick Haig-Brown Regional Prize From Giller-nominated, award-winning Bill Gaston, a tender, wry, and unforgettable memoir about alcohol, fishing, and all the things fathers and sons won't say to each other Sons clash with fathers, sons find reasons to rebel. And, fairly or unfairly, sons judge fathers when they take to drinking. But Bill Gaston and his father could always fish together. When they were shoulder-to-shoulder, joined in rapt fascination with the world under their hull, they had what all fathers and sons wish for. Even if it was temporary, even if much of it would be forgotten along with the empties. Returning to the past in his old fishing boat, revisiting the remote marina where they lived on board and learned to mooch for salmon, Bill unravels his father's relationship with his father, it too a story marked by heavy drinking, though one that took a much darker turn. Learning family secrets his father took to the grave, Gaston comes to understand his own story anew, realizing that the man his younger self had been so eager to judge was in fact someone both nobler and more vulnerable than he had guessed. Warm, insightful, and often funny, Just Let Me Look at You captures every father's inexpressible tenderness, and the ways in which the words for love often come too late for all of us.
Download or read book The 4 hour Workweek written by Timothy Ferriss and published by Random House. This book was released on 2011 with total page 418 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How to reconstruct your life? Whether your dream is experiencing high-end world travel, earning a monthly five-figure income with zero management, or just living more and working less, this book teaches you how to double your income, and how to outsource your life to overseas virtual assistants for $5 per hour and do whatever you want.
Download or read book The Big Horn Ranch My Dream Fulfilled written by Winston T. Hatch and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2019-12-19 with total page 153 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone has their dreams, they are where we escape to when real life becomes too intolerable to endure. Mine earlier in life was a cruel and self serving father. Later in life it was a baby daughter born with birth defects, and only lived for eight months. I learned when I was very young the art of mind over matter and attitude control. The stories in this book are all fiction, but are based off of building my dream Ranch. They may or may not be achievable, I do not know. But in my dreams they are, and they are a collection of Problems becoming Opportunities.
Download or read book Fish Notebook written by Fish Notebook and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-07 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for a great gift idea for a quilter? Need a new journal in your life?This Unique and Funny Journal Notebook is sure to please and make the perfect Christmas or birthday present for men or women. 100 8 x 10 Lined Pages are provided for you to put your thoughts, hopes, experiences, likes, and dislikes.With a glossy, full-color soft cover, this lined notebook is as practical as it is cool. And is the ideal size for lined journals for kids, journals for women to write in and makes an excellent birthday journal notebook gift. It could also be used as a diary to record all your creative self-expression such as poetry, short stories or self-help affirmations.Desired Creatives Journals are perfect for:Birthday GiftsChristmas GiftsCo-worker/Boss GiftsJournals & PlannersDoodle DiariesHomeschool Planners for KidsFood DiariesSheet MusicCreative Writing NotebooksGifts for Mom, Dad, Grandma, Grandpa, Cousins, Brother, SisterRetirement GiftsSchool NotebooksGraduation GiftsThank You GiftsTeacher GiftsInspirational JournalsMom Daughter JournalJournaling For KidsBlank Books & JournalsBeer and Weight Loss LogsKeepsake JournalsAnd much more........Place your order today!
Download or read book Back to the Old Home Place written by Johnny Napier and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2009-12-03 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This story takes place in the mountains of Eastern Kentucky. A man name George moved back to Kentucky after being gone for about twenty years. But when he came back he had three kids with him. And those kids didn’t know any thing about being in the mountains, because they had never been here before. As far as that goes they had never been to any mountains before. But they was about to find out what it was really like to be country kids for the first time in their lives. George came back and found them a house and it needed some work on it so he decided to fix it up, and the kids were going to help him. His oldest boy was Charlie and he was ten years old, and he had two girls Mary and Martha. Now Mary she wasn’t too bad for getting into things which she was only eight year old. But now Martha she was something else, she was seven years old and got into anything she could, she makes poor old George a nervous wreck some time, because he never knows where she is at. He depends on Charlie to help him out a lot with Martha, because he has to work around the house trying to get it fixed up for them to live in. Charlie helps him as much as he can. But since he is only ten years old he can only do so much, but he does a good job watching her as much as he can. And believe me she is a hand full some time. Georges wife got killed in a car wreck a couple years before they came back home. So George was trying to get the kids and him self back in order, because they had all kinds of memories their, and he had to get away from that place It was driving him nuts and he needed a change in things, so he thought he would just bring the kids back home where he came from, and that place was Harlan county, Kentucky.
Download or read book Banter written by and published by . This book was released on 1867 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
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Download or read book The Stolen Trophies written by Lucidus Smith and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2015-02-25 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Book Three continues with the story of Mac Smith and Carice Offstrop, who have set up an Inquiry Agency together in Auckland, New Zealand. Mac and his wife Deborah, who is pregnant with her first child, have been married for just over a year and Carice is engaged to Desmond who manages a hotel in Auckland. Their office is located above The Moray Restaurant which is situated in the business centre of Auckland and is owned and managed by Stephen Newn, Desmonds brother. Living in an attic bedroom above the office, with his dog Holborn, is Professor Tymn, who lectures at Auckland University and often assists them with their cases. Mac and Deborah have become friends with a couple named Caspar and Phoebe Primrose who own a small farm north of Auckland and who have involved them in their search for a lost gold mine in South Island. Whilst solving their unusual cases, Mac has been re-united with an old friend from Military Intelligence, who continually attempts to lure him back into the world of espionage. This book does not contain bad language, gratuitous violence or sex scenes.
Download or read book Funny Cuts written by Gordon Phillip Hood and published by . This book was released on 1890 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
