Download or read book The Divine Space Gods Trilogy written by Martin Lundqvist and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-29 with total page 494 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A series of dark comedy sci-fi novellas put together into one novel. The Divine Space Gods trilogy is parodying The Divine Zetan Trilogy by the same author.The whole Divine Space Gods trilogy containing Abraham's Follies, Revolution for Dummies, and Rangda's ShenanigansDivine Space Gods 1: Abraham's FolliesWhen God dies, an idiot takes his place!Divine Space Gods 2: Revolution for DummiesKeila is the perfect revolutionary: Lacking things like intelligence, sanity or common sense, She has something far more important: plot armour and the telepathic help of Rangda, the evil space demon!Divine Space Gods 3: Rangda's ShenanigansWhen the Divine Plan is stupid, humanity's future is at ris
Download or read book Divine Space Gods Trilogy written by Martin Lundqvist and published by . This book was released on 2019 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Divine Space Gods Trilogy written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on with total page 432 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A series of dark comedy sci-fi novellas put together into one novel. The Divine Space Gods trilogy is parodying The Divine Zetan Trilogy by the same author. The whole Divine Space Gods trilogy containing Abraham's Follies, Revolution for Dummies, and Rangda's Shenanigans Divine Space Gods 1: Abraham's Follies When God dies, an idiot takes his place! Divine Space Gods 2: Revolution for Dummies Keila is the perfect revolutionary: Lacking things like intelligence, sanity or common sense, She has something far more important: plot armour and the telepathic help of Rangda, the evil space demon! Divine Space Gods 3: Rangda's Shenanigans When the Divine Plan is stupid, humanity's future is at risk.
Download or read book Divine Space Gods Abraham s Follies written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on 2018-11-20 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Far enough in the future for anything to be conceivable, the ridiculously wealthy and dementia-ridden villain Abraham Goldstein, is defrauded by a shrewd scientist Jack Brown into funding an implausible "secret" project to travel to heaven and meet God! Against all logic the machine end up working and Abraham finds out that the god is dead, and that Yahweh in his suicide letter was kind enough to leave the schematics for the mind control chip he used to convince Bronze Age humans that he was a god. Having these schematics Abraham sets his mind for a new project To create an artificial Bronze Age world where he can be God over it's inhabitants. Along the way he faces many highly amusing scenarios such as problem with the henchmen union, unfortunate calendar mistakes, malfunctioning orbital super weapons etc. Abraham keeps fucking up thing due to his dementia, villainy, incompetent henchmen, and general stupidity until a mentally ill woman shows up out of nowhere and puts and end to Abraham's follies!
Download or read book Divine Space Gods III Rangda s Shenanigans written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on with total page 194 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When the Divine Plan is stupid, humanity’s future is at stake. Due to an unfortunate calendar mistake, the Divine Plan faces a hiccup. Instead of giving birth to the Chosen One, the Martian Rebel Keila Eisenstein unleashes the evil Space Demon Rangda Kaliankan and her army of man-eating Xenos upon humankind. “Fortunately”, The True Maker, the supreme deity of the Milky Way Galaxy, has a plan for dealing with the new threat. To convince Keila’s ex Metatron to find a surrogate mother for his and Keila’s unborn embryo, so the Chosen One can be born and sort out the mess that the True Maker caused. Six months later, Sabina is born. Meanwhile, the new German leader, Hilda Muller realises how to save Earth from the Xeno invasion. Since the Germans haven’t won a war in a millennium, she bribes the Xeno invaders with copious quantities of German beer, which saves Earth. Because of Hilda’s grand plan, she is promoted to planetary leader. Having failed to invade Earth, Rangda comes up with a new plan. She allies with the Martian Madman Melchior Dorevitch and his cannibal army. Together they defeat Rangda’s ancient enemies the Zetans. After this, Rangda, and Melchior begins an odyssey around the Milky Way looking for the magical plot devices, the Zeto Crystals. Eventually, Rangda has all the Zeto Crystals, and Sabina, as the Chosen One, has to face Rangda. But there is an issue… Sabina hasn’t trained and doesn’t seem very keen to carry out the Divine Plan. In the end, only a miracle can save us!
Download or read book Divine Space Gods II Revolution for Dummies written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Keila is the perfect revolutionary: Lacking things like intelligence, sanity or common sense, She has something far more important: plot armour and the telepathic help of Rangda, the evil space demon! This book is the sequel to Divine Space Gods: Abraham’s Follies and is dark comedy parody on The Divine Sedition by the same author. It’s the year 2872 and the young, beautiful, and utterly insane Keila Eisenstein is on the run from her long-time stalker, Rear Admiral Bjorn Muller. Escaping him for the umpteenth time, Keila crashes down on the asteroid colony Eden, most famous for the long running reality show “The Bronze Age Fools” Convinced that Eden is her destiny, Keila kills “The Bronze Age Fools” unwitting main star Abraham Goldstein, which forces the show to cancel. Keila then fakes her own death by deleting her social media account and instructs her lover Metatron to release a press release blaming the cancellation of the show on Bjorn Muller. Bjorn, who is convinced that Keila is dead, as he can’t imaging her willingly deleting her SpaceBook account, goes back to Earth for a holiday. The holiday is ruined as Bjorn is blamed for causing the cancellation of everyone’s favourite show! Being “dead”, Keila builds up a revolutionary movement against the ruling Terran Council. Despite her lack of intelligence or common sense, her plot armour is leading her on the way, and with the help from the evil space demon Rangda, she is poised to free humanity from the oppression of the incompetent array of villains that make up the Terran Council. But, is relying on an evil space demon to free humanity from a group of plutocratic oppressors really a good idea?
Download or read book Sabina Saves The Future Complete Trilogy written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on with total page 177 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Being reborn in the 21st century, Sabina must stop the apocalypse from happening in the 29th century. Sabina Saves the Future is a trilogy of novellas, following the adventurous and supernaturally gifted Sabina Hines, as she travels the world and uncovers various nefarious conspiracies. Sabina’s Pursuit of the Holy Grail Sabina is a gifted 18-year-old girl living in Sydney, in the year 2037. She carries a unique secret. Sabina used to be the Chosen One, but she failed to stop the apocalypse from occurring in the year 2887. As she died, she asked The True Maker to let her be reborn in 2019 and to keep her powers. After narrowly escaping being raped by the spoiled brat Joshua Harkins, Sabina has an epiphany: That it is time for her to set out on her mission to find the Primordial Zeto Crystal, also known as the Holy Grail. Sabina's quest takes her to Jerusalem where evil men are after the Holy Grail for their own nefarious purposes. Facing the conspirators, Sabina sets out on a dangerous quest to find and purify the magical artefact, and to stop it from falling into the wrong hands. But stopping evil is not an easy task, and what sacrifices must Sabina make to reach her goal. Will Sabina be able to retain her innocence throughout the ordeal? Sabina’s Quest to Open the Portal Having secured the Zeto Crystal, Sabina must choose between love and duty. Sabina’s Quest to Open the Portal takes place straight after the ending of Sabina’s Pursuit of the Holy Grail. Mentally and physically scarred from her ordeal in Israel, Sabina finds solace in the handsome and empathetic Alexander O’Neill, and she experiences romantic love for the first time. With the Zeto Crystal de-energised Sabina focuses on her relationship with Alex and raising funds for charity. Life is good for Sabina until one day when a new enemy emerges, which forces her to go to Mexico on the brink of civil war and face the difficult choice between love and duty. Sabina’s Expedition to Stop the Apocalypse After many ordeals, Sabina faces her nemesis, Rangda. But will Sabina overcome the evil that she tries to stop? Having survived the civil war in Mexico, and having stopped Pierre Beaumont’s evil scheme, Sabina and Alex are recuperating in Hawaii. Peace doesn’t last for long though, as the mysterious Martin Al-Sham re-emerges. His associates kidnap Alex, to force Sabina to help Martin with a dangerous expedition. Martin reveals that he has found a way to re-energise the Zeto Crystal, and that he needs Sabina to fulfil her destiny. Together they travel to Kiribati. First, they must scale an active volcano, before Sabina can swim down to the Sunken Pyramid of Kiribati, where the portal to the Divine Dimension is located. Eventually, Sabina reaches Rangda, but will she be able to carry out her mission, or will she become the very evil that she tried to stop?
Download or read book The Divine Finalisation written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on 2019-03-29 with total page 300 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The release of Rangda threatens the future of humanity. But, what if, we could turn back time? The Divine Finalisation is the final book in The Divine Zetan Trilogy. It takes place straight after the events of The Divine Sedition. Hilda Muller witnesses Keila massacring the Terran Council leaders, when the Xeno horde attacks. Hilda Muller fights the Xenos and becomes one of few survivors from the attack on Rashidium City. Sensing the opportunity to seize power, Hilda leads the human army against the Xenos. The Terran troops force the alien invaders to retreat to the Divine Dimension. Meanwhile, Rangda influences Melchior Dorevitch to commit unspeakable atrocities against the Martian population. Inspired by Rangda, Melchior raises an army of human/Xeno mutants to help Rangda defeat her eternal enemies: the Zetans. On Eden, Metatron is grieving Keila and uses a surrogate mother to give birth to his and Keila’s daughter Sabina. Sabina turns out to be the messiah of the 29th century, as she has a special connection to the supreme deity, The True Maker. But is Sabina strong enough to face the monstrosity Rangda, whose powers are increasing every day?
Download or read book The Divine Dissimulation written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on with total page 185 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the distant future, the wealthy villain Abraham Goldstein funds a top-secret project to travel to the divine dimension and meet the god of his people. Upon reaching the divine dimension he finds out that God is dead. He also finds the technology necessary to take gods place and become a god in the eyes of men. Many years later Abraham and his group of angels, a group of genetically engineered super soldiers, rule Eden; a world terraformed to simulate the holy land during the Bronze Age. They rule with terror and fear following the ancient laws, until one day when an accident turns Abraham’s closest angel Lucifer against him, an event that plants the seed of Abraham’s destruction. Meanwhile an ancient force is conspiring in the background to make its return to our world.
Download or read book The Coldvir 20 Killer written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on with total page 29 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When the estranged 95-year-old grandmother of the radical loser Nathan Mortimer dies from the hyped Cold Virus 20, Nathan snaps. Filled with misguided anger, he decides to become a serial killer and murder young people infected with the virus in his home suburb of Brunswick, to make sure that everyone takes the virus seriously. Meanwhile, the self-proclaimed Supreme Leader of Melbourne, State Premier Danielle Anders is facing problems with her plan to convert the state into a CCP inspired police state. The press is questioning the mortality figures released by her discredited Chief Medical Officer "Professor" Button. To achieve her goals, Danielle needs young people to die from the virus. When Nathan begins his killing spree, things are looking bright for Danielle's ambitions. Will anything save the Melbournians from this double threat?
Download or read book Five Random and Very Short Stories written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This anthology contains five random short stories. Some are funny, some are chilling and most of them are plain weird: Contains the Following stories. Christmas Mayhem Eternity Can Wait Martin Puther's mission in China. Serendipity Saved the Arsonist. The Masked Menace
Download or read book Divine Space written by Fuad Baloch and published by . This book was released on 2019-04-16 with total page 710 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Can a medieval prophet save the world from a future alien invasion? Gulatu Koza often looks to the heavens and imagines his eternal reward. But when his day of reckoning arrives, he wakes up to an Earth 800 years in the future. Above him, he's shocked to see familiar stars sharing the sky with strange ships in flight. No sooner than he makes his peace with the curious new world and the alien colonists living alongside humans, a hostile fleet arrives with a bloody purpose. With Earth under attack, Gulatu struggles to help defend against an enemy light-years ahead of anything he's ever experienced. But when he comes into contact with ancient alien artifacts, his own powers of prophecy grow in ways he could never have divined. In the face of startling new abilities and intergalactic war, Gulatu must make an impossible choice: betray the cornerstone of his faith or stand by as humanity fights a losing battle for survival. The Lost Prophet and The Faithless Prophet are the first two stories in this exciting sci-fi fantasy series. If you like mind-bending adventures, earth-destroying stakes, and a touch of philosophy, then you'll love Fuad Baloch's compelling tale of time travel and extraterrestrial invaders. Buy the boxset at a discounted price to save the world from an alien threat today!
Download or read book Ten Random and Very Short Stories written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on 2019-11-12 with total page 16 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This anthology contains ten random short stories. Some are funny, some are chilling and most of them are plain weird: Contains the Following stories. 100 Tinder Dates. A Fairy-Tale Wedding. A High-Level Tennis Match! Curiosity Saved the Cat. Mayor of Mayonnaise Manor Money Laundering in the Laundromat. Murder on the Ghan. The First Human Clone. The Mayor of Mayonnaise Manor. The Quest to Find Pachamama's Veil.
Download or read book Sabina s Expedition to Stop the Apocalypse written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After many ordeals, Sabina faces her nemesis, Rangda. But will Sabina overcome the evil that she tries to stop? Having stopped Pierre Beaumont's evil scheme, Sabina and Alex are recuperating in Hawaii. Peace doesn't last for long though, as the mysterious Martin Al-Sham re-emerges. Martin's associates kidnap Alex, to force Sabina to help him with a dangerous expedition. Martin reveals that he has found a way to re-energise the Zeto Crystal and that he needs Sabina to fulfil her destiny. Together they travel to Kiribati. First, they must scale an active volcano to re-energise the crystal. Then Sabina must swim down to the Sunken Pyramid of Kiribati, to enter the portal to the Divine Dimension. Eventually, Sabina reaches Rangda. But will she be able to carry out her mission, or will she become the very evil that she tried to stop?
Download or read book The Marvollous Adventures of the Quirky Space Chef written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on with total page 69 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Possessing a portable wormhole generator, Diah Lubis travels through time and space to make the most delicious dishes ever created. Will Diah achieve her ultimate dreams? It is the year 2192, and Diah Lubis is the personal chef of Princess Irulan Ramahandran of the Malaysian Space Empire. Equipped with a portable wormhole generator, Diah travels through time and space to learn how to make the universe's best and most exotic dishes. During her quest, Diah encounters dragons, trolls, and changing timelines. Will Diah and her loyal friend, Finkerbelle the Mother Fairy, succeed with their quests?
Download or read book Sabina s Quest to Open the Portal in the Sun Pyramid written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Having secured the Zeto Crystal, Sabina must choose between love and duty. Sabina’s Quest to Open the Portal takes place straight after the ending of Sabina’s Pursuit of the Holy Grail. Mentally and physically scarred from her ordeal in Israel, Sabina finds solace in the handsome and empathetic Alexander O’Neill, and she experiences romantic love for the first time. With the Zeto Crystal de-energised Sabina focuses on her relationship with Alex and raising funds for charity. Life is good for Sabina until one day when a new enemy emerges, which forces her to go to Mexico on the brink of civil war and face the difficult choice between love and duty.
Download or read book The Banker Trilogy written by Martin Lundqvist and published by Martin Lundqvist. This book was released on 2021-01-23 with total page 414 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Can anyone stop a twisted group of conspirators from dominating the world? The Banker Trilogy follows the Swiss banker Pierre Beaumont, who owns an advanced alien AI and conspires to rule the world. The Banker and the Dragon: Chairman Jing Xi of the Columnist Party of China develops a controllable bioweapon, the Hei Bai-virus, to eliminate all dissenters to his rule. Pierre steals the bioweapon and attacks New York City during a UN summit to enrichen himself by shorting the markets. Meanwhile, the human rights activist Eileen Lu is trying to reveal Chairman Jing Xi's villainous plans to the world. The Banker and the Eagle. A terrorist attack on a TV station unveils the evidence that a drug Pierre released against the Hei-Bai virus, Reversogene, killed and maimed millions of people. The independent candidate Eva Moreno wins the US Presidential election and pledges to bring Pierre to justice. To stop Eva, Pierre conspires to kill her and blames the murder on the democratic president of China, Eileen Lu. The Banker and the Empath Pierre has turned 70 and wants to select a House Beaumont heir. He organises a competition among his many children who lives in a secret facility. The selection process ends in a disaster as Pierre's favourite daughter, Delphine Beaumont, snaps and murders his other children. This forces Pierre to kill her in self-defence. Pierre is heartbroken and tries to kill himself, but his lover, the Russian sadist Vladimir Kravchenko, saves him. Given a new lease on life, Pierre and Vladimir want to steal an alien artefact to bring Delphine back to life. Meanwhile, Elaine Orchard is preparing to go to war with Pierre to stop him from getting the Zeto Crystal and end his villainous reign.
