Download or read book Dentist Jokes written by Chester Croker and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-02-03 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have lots of fun and laughter with this hilarious dentists joke book. Dentists, dental nurses, dental receptionists and others will enjoy this collection of funny jokes for dentists. You will simply be rolling on the floor with laughter with some of the gags. This book is brand new in February 2019, and it would make a great gift for any dentist you know who enjoys a laugh. Inside you will find many quality jokes, many cheesy jokes and many stories to make you laugh out loud. Brace yourself and buy it now!
Download or read book The Best Orthodontic Joke Book written by Colby Gage and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-21 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The orthodontists are back, offering up their favorite "Dad" jokes to make their patients laugh and have a better day - knowing that better days lead to better lives. The Best Orthodontic Joke Book Volume 2, is filled with awesomely bad, rib-tickling jokes in full color; a sure treat for the young, and the young at heart.
Download or read book The Best of Dental Humor written by Stephen T. Sonis and published by . This book was released on 1997 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This text provides a compilation of pieces of creative humourous writing from dental and related literature. It includes essays, poetry, letters and cartoons.
Download or read book Dentist Jokes for Kids written by G. Nyla Phillips and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-09 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book has funny dentist jokes for kids to enjoy. If you want your kids to embrace going to the dentist, this book can help. It's filled with toothy jokes that are all about going to the dentist. Even dentists will love them too! Are you looking for books for National Children's Dental Health Month? It's a fun way to spread awareness of dental health month (February)! There's also National Dental Hygiene Month in October. Also, it makes a cute gift for your dentist for National Dentist's Day in March. If dentists and orthodondists are looking for kids' books for the dental waiting room, this book is perfect for kids to read while they wait. Q: Why did the gingerbread man go to the dentist? A: Because he had gingervitis! Q: At what time do most people go to the dentist? A: At tooth hurty! (2:30) Q: Why did the queen go the dentist? A: To have her teeth crowned. This book includes: riddle jokes, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters. All Jokes are illustrated! Everyone enjoys a good joke and kids will love having these silly jokes to share with their friends. About the author: Gillian Nyla Phillips is a mom that loves to create books and games for kids. Having been a primary school teacher herself, she has always found the need to make her own classroom materials to suit her students. She is currently an online curriculum designer and teacher author. Check out the other books in this series!
Download or read book What s Up Doc written by Charles Keller and published by Prentice Hall. This book was released on 1984 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of jokes about doctors and dentists including "What did the surgeon say to the uncooperative patient?--Suture self," and "Doctor, what does it mean when someone has tiny pupils?--It could mean she's a kindergarten teacher."
Download or read book The Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written No Joke written by May Roche and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2018-10-16 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every kid's favorite subject: bathroom humor! Inside the Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! are over a thousand knee-slapping bathroom jokes for kids, along with hundreds of silly illustrations! How can you distinguish your dad’s poop from others? It’s really corny. Why did the turd never get anything done? Because he was pooped. What do you call a kid with a bad case of the runs? Down in the dumps. Hilarious and more!
Download or read book Dental Life written by Papeterie Bleu and published by . This book was released on 2019-02-28 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: GIFT IDEAS - COLORING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS - HUMOR What happens at the dentist stays at the dentist...it's called HIPAA. ---The Snarky Mandala Dentists, Hygienists & Dental Assistants, you truly are dentistry ninjas in disguise. In the most trying times and stressful circumstances, you are compassionate, kind, wise, and patient beyond measure. But let's be real. All that self-sacrifice must give you daydreams of grabbing a nitrous canister and boarding the first flight to Mexico for vacation. Well, put back the nitrous and pick up this Coloring Book for Grown-Ups instead! With each page you color, feel the exhaustion and stress melt away like so many ocean waves and margaritas. Happy Coloring! Product Details: Printed single-sided on bright white paper Premium matte-finish cover design Stress relieving seamless patterns on reverse pages Perfect for all coloring mediums Black background reverse pages to reduce bleed-through High quality 60lb (90gsm) paper stock Large format 8.5" x 11.0" (22cm x 28cm) pages
Download or read book I Lost My Tooth An Unlimited Squirrels Book written by Mo Willems and published by Hyperion Books for Children. This book was released on 2018-10-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mo Willems, creator of the revolutionary, award-winning, best-selling Elephant & Piggie books, is back with another breakout beginning-reader series. An ensemble cast of Squirrels, Acorns, and pop-in guests host a page-turning extravaganza. Each book features a funny, furry adventure AND bonus jokes, quirky quizzes, nutty facts, and so, so many Squirrels. In I Lost My Tooth!, Zoom Squirrel has lost a front tooth! The Squirrels leap into action when they discover the missing tooth is a baby tooth! Do you know more about teeth than the Squirrels do? You will by the end of this book!
Download or read book Dentistry written by Malvin E. Ring and published by Abradale Press. This book was released on 1992 with total page 319 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Five centuries of fear and loathing, pain and relief, make for fascinating, enlightening reading in a profusely illustrated, international history of dental theory and practice.
Download or read book Clark the Shark written by Bruce Hale and published by Turtleback Books. This book was released on 2016-07-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Mrs. Inkydink announces a class trip to the farmers' market, Clark is so excited he doesn't listen to her instructions. Clark gets lost in the crowd and has to use his rhyming to remember what Mrs. Inkydink said to do. Beginning readers will be
Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Dentist Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2011-12-12 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of dentist jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Dentist Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of dentist jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one dentist joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many dentist jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do dentists wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A dentist and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The dentist turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the dentist.The dentist's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the dentist who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do dentists laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Download or read book Demon Dentist written by David Walliams and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2016-03-01 with total page 205 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This New York Times bestseller from David Walliams, the UK’s #1 bestselling children’s author and “the heir to Roald Dahl” (The Spectator), launched his books stateside in a big way! Walliams makes going to the dentist a wacky adventure with his signature humor—this is one dentist appointment you don’t want to miss. Something strange is happening in Alfie's town. Instead of shiny coins from the Tooth Fairy, kids are waking up to dead slugs, live spiders, and other dreadfully icky things under their pillows. Who would do something so horrific? Alfie is sure that Miss Root, the creepy new dentist in town, is behind it all. There's nothing Alfie hates more than going to the dentist, but to solve this mystery, he may have to book a dreaded appointment….
Download or read book Dentists are Funny People written by Jeanne Chesley and published by . This book was released on 1972 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Insults Anywhere Kids Presents Hundreds Of Kids Jokes They Can Tell Anywhere written by Franklin Yantz and published by Insults Anywhere. This book was released on 2014-08-21 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whether you're a kid or just a kid at heart, the jokes in this book will make you laugh! Tell them at school, in the office, at church, family reunions, and anywhere else you can think of! It's a smorgasbord of silliness! A compilation of comedy! A feast of funny! Your children will never be without a joke! Jokes about animals, holidays, school, knock knock jokes, and more? Check! You won't ever be never without a joke again! "We pull no punches and neither should you!"
Download or read book Mental Dental written by Sandra Mooradian Klein and published by . This book was released on 2020-07-06 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Enjoy some hysterical true stories like this: after experiencing such a positive outcome from her gum surgery, Hattie asked Dr. Happy Smile if she could use the soft tissue periodontal laser on her hemorrhoids. Anyone in the dental field will tell you, you can't make this stuff up!I began journaling funny stories to entertain my co-workers at our annual Christmas Party. For the past 35 fulfilling years in the dental field, I have compiled my own comical situations. Many of these stories have been shared with me and now I am sharing them with you.Please know that all names and places have been changed to be entertaining and create a belly ache!You might ask yourself why would anyone want to be a dentist let alone work for one. It's really all about you, the patient. How we can make your visit as comfortable as possible because, let's face it, you are not coming in to get your nails done!It is a true compliment to the office or staff member when a patient is so relaxed they share some "TMI" (too much information) moments.
Download or read book The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids written by Carole Roman and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-08-27 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze! Discover more than 800 silly jokes for kids in this hilarious kids joke book Reading jokes can tickle your funny bone AND help boost reading skills. The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids is chock-full of knock-knock jokes, riddles, tongue twisters, and puns you can share with your friends and family for hours and hours of laughing! Funny facts and illustrations—Find some very silly illustrations that match the jokes, and fun trivia about the joke topics—did you know that elephants can't jump? Beginner joke-writing tips—This joke book for kids explains how setups and punchlines works and includes tips and exercises to help you write your own jokes. Take jokes anywhere—Bring this book on road trips, plane trips, and more so you can have fun everywhere you go. Give the gift of laughter—Whether it's a birthday gift, a stocking stuffer, an Easter basket stuffer, or a present for any occasion, this book makes an educational and hilarious gift for every kid who loves to laugh! The perfect joke book for kids of all ages, The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids promises to keep the young readers entertained and amused.
Download or read book The Pac Man Riddle and Joke Book written by Mike Thaler and published by Pocket Books. This book was released on 1982-11-01 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
