Download or read book Dear Pr sident A clown written by Aldous J Pennyfarthing and published by . This book was released on 2019-12 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When his doctor told him medical ethics proscribed four-year-long induced comas, Aldous J. Pennyfarthing decided to get woke and pen a series of letters to the ocher abomination squatting in the White House. He's dogged President Goofus through numerous scandals, countless brain farts, and loads of unbelievable boobery. In this third installment of his acclaimed series, Pennyfarthing picks up where he left off with the Amazon best-selling books "Dear F*cking Lunatic" and "Dear F*cking Moron," skewering Trump's boundless ego, bottomless stupidity, and brazen incompetence.
Download or read book Dear Mr President written by Kathryn Holliston Ortiz and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2018-06-22 with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dear Mr. President Excuse me, kind sir . . . Yes, its me, way down here. Do you have just a moment to lend me your ear? I may be quite small, and you may think me naive. But please, sir, just grant me a moments reprieve. It has been said that our children are our future, yet we often fail to listen to what they have to say when they are young. We also tend to ask them to do as we say but not as we dowhether we realize it or not. We assume that they dont have anything important to say or that their observations are too immature to bare consideration. In a world swirling with political rhetoric, divisiveness, anger, and fear, Dear Mr. President reminds us just how important common decency, trust, and kindness truly are. It is also a powerful reminder that both words and actions make lasting impressions and that true wisdom often springs from innocence and candid honesty. The worlds children are watching and listening; we would be wise to listen to them too.
Download or read book Dear President Obama written by Bruce Kluger and published by . This book was released on 2009-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From every region of the United States, from ages four to 18, kids talk to President Obama about their hopes, fears, and dreams, and their boundless excitement about the historic election that took place during their young lives. Contains 200 letters and drawings.
Download or read book Dear Mr Unabomber written by Ray Cavanaugh and published by ENC Press. This book was released on 2009-10 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Trying to make sense out of life in the cultural wasteland of ever-ascending technology and materialism, a precocious college student writes letters to the Unabomber, Ted Kaczynski, whom he sees as the most compelling counterpoint to the frenzy of online dating, cyber-chats, Internet porn, and futile blogger slacktivism.
Download or read book Dear Ernest and Julio written by Fred Grimes and published by St. Martin's Griffin. This book was released on 2015-12-01 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Fred Grimes, an ordinary out-of-work guy who has just embarked on the most outrageous job search in the history of employment. From Idi Amin to Playboy, Bill Clinton to Calvin Klein, Fred sent job application letters to more than one hundred of the most famous, unusual, and unlikely people and companies in the world. Fred may be the only man ever to simultaneously apply for jobs as a wine taster, bullpen catcher, Barbara Eden's houseboy, priest, Sea World whale trainer, Santa, Power Ranger, U.S. poet laureate, and American Bandstand dancer. "An affable effort that deserves the praise bestowed by the director of the U.S. Mint: 'Thank you for your entertaining letter.' B" - Entertainment Weekly
Download or read book Dear Mr President written by Gary Snyder and published by . This book was released on 1969 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book A Society Clown Reminiscences written by George Grossmith and published by DigiCat. This book was released on 2022-09-04 with total page 141 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: DigiCat Publishing presents to you this special edition of "A Society Clown: Reminiscences" by George Grossmith. DigiCat Publishing considers every written word to be a legacy of humankind. Every DigiCat book has been carefully reproduced for republishing in a new modern format. The books are available in print, as well as ebooks. DigiCat hopes you will treat this work with the acknowledgment and passion it deserves as a classic of world literature.
Download or read book A society clown written by George Grossmith and published by . This book was released on 1888 with total page 204 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Dear Mr President written by and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 1993 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Children everywhere respond easily to President Clinton. And they also write him letters. Here the co-editor of Children's Letters to God has compiled dozens of letters from children to the President that express hope, offer advice, give a pat on the back, and 75,000 print.
Download or read book Donald Trump Is a Clown written by Andre Snow and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-25 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This contains some of President Trump's inflammatory remarks, speeches, racist and sexist slurs, and insults. It could have gotten him to be POTUS but was it responsible for him been ousted from office?He supposedly quotes, and I say, "Vladimir Putin called me a genius" and names Former President Barack Obama, "the most ignorant president the USA ever had." Could this be true?His most famous word is "Fake news", wait maybe it is "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN," but again, has he done that?I mean Joe Biden the President to be called Trump a clown and a liar.He says he has killed more dangerous names than Osama Bin Laden and then goes on to claim Osama Bin Laden is still alive. Who does that?Let's not forget he paid off a pornstar he had an affair withIf he is a clown, will his circus name be Donald duck or Duck trump?
Download or read book 666 and his Project 666 written by Miguel Angel Sosa Vasquez and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2010-03-01 with total page 598 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 666 and his Project 666" (Book I of 3 -"666 has come!) is one of those few books who really make history and deserve to be read, buy and posses by you, men, women and readers from all peoples and nations existing now in the world because it have been written by 666 and reveal his true story. The holy true about 666 is not when 666 is coming, neither whom is 666 which true identity is now revelead in this book to the whole world; 666 is the Swedish citizen, Miguel Angel Sosa Vásquez which also used the writer and literary pseudonym "Michel Smiely 666". The holy true about 666 is that 666 has come, that 666 is not that "Antichrist", "Satan" and "Devil reincarnated" that the Holy Bible predicts will destroy the mankind in Armageddon and that 666 existence now in the world is a product of the will and decision of the really true God that exist in the Universe which also is the great spiritual father of 666, the God that have created the men not to persecute, punishing or destroy men but to love, protect and guarantee the existence and happiness of the mankind in the Universe. This true God have command now his beloved son 666 to fullfil the holy mission to save the mankind from his own destruction by constructing a Paradise on earth with his marvelous Project 666 which is the creation of a new economic, social, political and religious system with 666 that will guarantee freedom, equality, justice, peace, love and happiness to the mankind with a global economy, constitution, government, army and religion. All this and much more implies the historic 666 existence now in the world. Are you ready to know, meet, support and follow 666?.
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Download or read book W C Fields by Himself written by W.C. Fields and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2016-02-01 with total page 613 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fields never got around to writing his autobiography, but at his death in 1946, he left behind a vast assortment of notes, outlines, scrapbooks, letters, scripts, scenarios, and photographs. Now his grandson, Ronald J. Fields, has edited and woven this wealth of previously unpublished material into a unique new portrait of the Great One--in his own words. This book establishes the true facts about W.C. Fields's early years: how, around 1895, he really got started juggling; how met his future wife Hattie; and how he felt about his incessant tours, triumphs, and film career.
Download or read book The Wonderful Scheme of Mr Christopher Thorne written by Harry Stephen Keeler and published by Wildside Press LLC. This book was released on 2018-11-30 with total page 492 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Kwan Yung, Chinese inventor, gets cheated out of $32,000, it sets off a whirlwind set of circumstances that will affect financier Christopher Thorne, his beautiful daughter, Alicia, and his loyal employee, Philip Erskine -- for better or for worse! Throw in a brain-teaser and you’ve got the makings for one of the most complex webwork mysteries to escape the mind of Harry Stephen Keeler. You also get a third solution to the Marceau Case, which has baffled Scotland Yard. The action ranges from Chicago to New York to New Orleans in this classic work by Chicago’s own Harry Stephen Keeler.
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