Download or read book Daddy Needs a Drink written by Robert Wilder and published by Delta. This book was released on 2007-05-01 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the tradition of Dave Barry, an irreverent look at fatherhood from a dad who truly loves his kids—even when they’re driving him nuts. “Robert Wilder’s hilarious and boldly candid essays about the realities of parenting go down like gin and tonic on a hot summer afternoon.”—People A Santa Fe dad shares heartwarming, comic, often ludicrous tales of raising a family in this laugh-out-loud book perfect for anyone who enjoys the edgy humor of David Sedaris or the whimsical commentary of Dave Barry. Waxing both profound and profane on issues close to a father’s heart—from exploding diapers to toddler tantrums, from the horrors of dressing up as Frosty the Snowman to the moments that make a father proud—Robert Wilder brilliantly captures the joys and absurdities of being a parent today. With an artist wife and two kids—a daughter, Poppy, and a son, London—Robert Wilder considers himself as open-minded as the next man. Yet even he finds himself parentally challenged when his toddler son, London, careens around the house in the buff or asks the kind of outrageous, embarrassing questions only a kid can ask. A high school teacher who sometimes refers to himself jokingly as Mister Mom (when his wife, Lala, is busy in her studio), Wilder shares warmly funny stories on everything from sleep deprivation to why school-sponsored charities can turn otherwise sane adults into blithering and begging idiots. Whether trying to conjure up the perfect baby name (“Poppy” came to his wife’s mother in a dream) or hiring a Baby Whisperer to get some much-needed sleep, Wilder offers priceless life lessons on discipline, potty training, even phallic fiddling (courtesy of young London). He describes the perils of learning to live monodextrously (doing everything with one hand while carrying your child around with the other) and the joys of watching his daughter morph into a graceful, wise, unique little person right before his eyes. By turns tender, irreverent, and hysterically funny, Daddy Needs a Drink is a hilarious and poignant tribute to his family by a man who truly loves being a father.

Download or read book Daddy Needs a Beer Funny Drinking Father s Day Gift Notebook Journal written by Shannan Jordan and published by . This book was released on 2021-06-26 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Daddy Needs A Beer Funny Drinking Father's Day Gift Notebook Journal. Looking for a Personalized Funny Gift for Daddy? Look no more as this Custom journal will surely make the recipient smile from ear to ear. This funny notebook/journal will make a great gift for a dad who works every night and day to make sure you have everything you want and someone who is always there for you. Surprise him this Father's day with this funny and sarcastic gag gift to make him laugh but also a very useful gift, a notebook perfect to carry everywhere! A great and original alternative to a card, he can use this after the days he gets it and he'll be reminded everyday of your present.

Download or read book Daddy Needs a Beer written by Bkf Designs and published by . This book was released on 2019-12 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sometimes, daddy just needs a beer. It's the way it is. You can get the message out on your notebook loud and clear in just one simple step! Let people know you need a beer with your notebook. Whether you're looking for funny notebooks for dad, funny fatherhood journals, or gifts for dad, you're covered with a Daddy Needs a Beer notebook. This notebook is a great gift idea for men, women, and kids. This notebook makes a perfect present for a birthday, anniversary, graduation, Christmas or any other gift giving occasion.

Download or read book Daddy Needs a Beer Fatherhood Funny Dad Notebook Journal written by Khushi Powell and published by . This book was released on 2021-06-26 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Daddy Needs a Beer - Fatherhood - Funny Dad Notebook Journal. DO IT FOR DAD: Don't forget about him this Father's Day. Show your Pop that you care with a funny hilarious Notebook he can brag about to all the other parents. This is a special lined notebook for your handsome dad. Simple and elegant designs. This is the perfect gift for Father's Day! This journal plays a role of a card and a journal at the same time. It's personal and functional. Buy this this blank lined Notebook for your Dad, Brother, Uncle, Son, Friend, cousin, Step Dad, coworker, boss or soon to be Dads. It's perfect to write down any ideas, stories, thoughts, memories, lists. The possibilities are endless.

Download or read book Shhh And Bring Dad A Beer written by Shhh And Bring Dad a Beer and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-06-09 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Wonderful Shhh And Bring Dad A Beer Gift Under 10.00! Filled with 75+ double sided sheets (150+ writing pages!) of lined paper, for recording thoughts, gratitude, notes, ideas, prayers, or sketches. This motivational and inspirational notebook with a funny quote makes a memorable (and useful) gift! Imagine the look on their face when your Boyfriend, Girlfriend, Husband, Wife, Aunt or Uncle open the box and find their new favorite notebook! Fits perfectly in purse to use for thoughts, notes, plans, wedding ideas, to do lists, and to express your creative ideas! Perfect size to tuck into a purse, keep on a desk or as a cherished bedside companion, ready for journaling and doodling. If you need ideas for a birthday present, this is it! Under $10 dollars makes it a great bargain. This Note Book makes a unique and original gift for your Great Poppy, Pops, Poppa, Partner, Parent, Father, Gramps, Grandparent, Family Member or Friend with First Son or First Daughter! It's an awesome present for Father's Day, birthday, Thanksgiving, Christmas and any occasion. Give it without a reason, just to show someone you love them! - 5 x 8" inches Softcover Journal Book - 150 Inside Pages (75 Sheets) - Lined on Both Sides - Lined paper is acid-free; it's perfect for writing with a pen, pencil, or any writing utensil of your choice - An awesome present for Father's Day, Mother's Day, Birthdays, Thanksgiving, Christmas and any occasion. Write & Be Happy!

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Download or read book Daddy Needs a Beer Funny Father s Day Gift Notebook Journal written by Khushi Powell and published by . This book was released on 2021-06-26 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Daddy Needs a Beer Funny Father's Day Gift Notebook Journal. DO IT FOR DAD: Don't forget about him this Father's Day. Show your Pop that you care with a funny hilarious Notebook he can brag about to all the other parents. This is a special lined notebook for your handsome dad. Simple and elegant designs. This is the perfect gift for Father's Day! This journal plays a role of a card and a journal at the same time. It's personal and functional. Buy this this blank lined Notebook for your Dad, Brother, Uncle, Son, Friend, cousin, Step Dad, coworker, boss or soon to be Dads. It's perfect to write down any ideas, stories, thoughts, memories, lists. The possibilities are endless.

Download or read book Dad Needs Beer Beer Tasting Logbook written by Orno Creations and published by . This book was released on 2021-06-15 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Show your appreciation to your dad, husband, grandpa or another father figure in your life with this personalized beer tasting logbook. Each page in this notebook features: General Information ( Beer Name, Style, Brewery, Price, Place Tasted) Serving Type (Bottle, Can, Growler, Draft, Cask, Other) Additional Notes About The Beverage (Appearance, Taste, Smell, Mouthfeel, Drinkability, Overall Impression) Final Notes (Here You Can Put Your Other Thoughts) Rating (1-10 Rating System Which Can Also Be Used To Mark How Many Beers Have Been Consumed) Product details: Beer Tasting Log Book Pages: 119 Pages Plus Introductory Page To Personalize Size: 8" x 10" (20.32 x 25.4 cm)

Download or read book Daddy Needs a Beer written by noote book publishing and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-26 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Birthday / gift Happy birthday Gifts This 6 x 9 inch, 100-page diary you used to record your dreams whether you are challenging or anything in your mind. Is a perfect gift to send and give to your mom or your best friend, dad, son, grandpa, grandma, daughter, sister, brother ...... Make your favorite person happy and tell him/her happy birthday.

Download or read book Papa Needs a Beer Blank Lined Journal to Write in Ruled Writing Notebook written by Uab Kidkis and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-10 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Show your father how much you love him with this Best Ever product! This is a great gift for all dads and fathers that are funny & like a good laugh. Perfect as a Father's Day gift, birthday gift, or just anytime to show him what a great grand dad he is! Challenge your friend to another pint with this beer design product or gift it to a roommate who loves to go out & have a good time.Great birthday gift for beer brewers, beer advocates, or just plain beer drinkers to use to bar or pub.

Download or read book Beer Me I m Going to Be a Dad written by Don Pakito and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-13 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A journal for daddy or dad to be who loves drinking beer.Whether you are looking for a simple husband birthday or father's day gift, this is a spot on surprise that he will totally love. Show love in a spectacular fashion when you hand them this simple lined notebook that works in different ways. It can be diary where they can write their past adventures and shenanigans, or a minimalist log book to get things organized about their tools or handy man stuff. Help him get productive of having a place where he can write a to-do list for everyday activities. Not to mention, if he is looking for a planner for your next family vacation, consider it done as it also works that way. Let him do the planning of next destination and itinerary by taking down notes of every plan he wants to do.

Download or read book See Dad Cook written by Wayne Harley Brachman and published by Clarkson Potter. This book was released on 2006 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sorry, fellas, June Cleaver doesn't live here anymore. The days when a dad could claim to be clueless in the kitchen and get away with it are gone forever. "See Dad Cook" offers a kitchen survival guide with recipes for the basics like Tuna Salad and Meat Loaf as well as advice on cooking with kids, stocking a pantry, and much more. 100 recipes. 40 illustrations.

Download or read book Daddys Journal written by Vepa Journals Daddys Journal and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-05-13 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Thanks Dad Needs A Beer Funny Father Day Gift Journal

Download or read book Dad Need a Beer written by Nikola Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2021-03-13 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dad Need A Beer Features: Simple and elegant. 100 pages, high quality cover and (6 x 9) inches in size.

Download or read book Papa Bear Needs a Beer Blank Lined Journal to Write in Ruled Writing Notebook written by Uab Kidkis and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-10-04 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Show your father how much you love him with this Best Ever product! This is a great gift for all dads and fathers that are funny & like a good laugh. Perfect as a Father's Day gift, birthday gift, or just anytime to show him what a great grand dad he is! Challenge your friend to another pint with this beer design product or gift it to a roommate who loves to go out & have a good time.Great birthday gift for beer brewers, beer advocates, or just plain beer drinkers to use to bar or pub.

Download or read book All You Need Is Beer written by Rebelcat Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-03-22 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fun novelty notebook Small / journal / notebook to write in, for creative writing, planning and organizing. Would make a perfect gift for Fathers Day, Birthday, Valentines and Christmas or Co-worker Perfect Size at 6" by 9" 120 pages Softcover bookbinding Flexible paperback

Download or read book The Best Days Are Spent Drinking Beer written by Gifty Gifts Club and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-20 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Paperback Novelty Notebook to Write in (6X9) A beautiful, bright, fun notebook. Ideal for taking notes, jotting lists, brainstorming, Bible study, prayer journaling, writing in as a diary, or giving as a gift. Perfectly sized at 6" x 9" 120 page (60 Sheets Front/Back) Softcover bookbinding Paperback Matte cover High quality Makes an excellent gift idea for birthdays, Christmas, coworkers or any special occasion.