Download or read book Confessions of a Sane Single Woman written by J. R. Mason and published by Confessions Series. This book was released on 2020-08-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Girl meets Boy. Boy wants to release LIVE crickets in her house to entertain her cat. Girl meets another Boy. Boy's rancid breath causes Girl sinus damage. Girl meets yet another Boy. Boy wants to date her AND his current wife - because they're "just friends." Girl becomes slowly convinced that someone has peed in the dating pool and that every man she meets should be studied by scientists. Men are so quick to tell us that if a woman reaches a certain age and isn't married, that she is the problem, never them. I am here to heavily debate that theory. This is not your typical "boy meets girl and sweeps her off her feet" love story; it's more of a "bad romance" in which that broom is used to sweep (more like shove) me off of a very high ledge! These unbelievable dating experiences have thoroughly convinced me that my ideal mate either doesn't exist, is stuck in a tree somewhere, or walking in a circle in a Wal-mart parking lot. Take a comical stroll with me down memory lane as I re-live the twisted, dysfunctional tales about my quest for love and a few sensual slip-ups, along with my lively but slightly psychotic living situation. *Mature Content "My wife read this... she loved it. She loved it so much I got to play video games without her complaining, loved it so much the kid and I got to order out for dinner. This doesn't happen often folks so it must have been a pretty great read. She told me to give it 5 stars." - Pipsquack "This book had me rolling from page 1 to the very last!!! This is a must have for sane single women who struggle to deal with insane single men." - Destiny Mae "I laughed so uncontrollably hard reading the other night I woke up my partner. This is book provides a unique glimpse into dating as an adult and leaves you wondering how the dating pool got so polluted." - Anthony L. Schneider "Her very clever and provocative sense of humor will sure to keep you entertained until the last word. She expertly told the mishaps of crazy online dating in the most revealing ways, but yet super funny." - Julie Joseph

Download or read book How Is This My Life Confessions of a Sane Single Woman written by J. R. Mason and published by Bowker Identifier Services. This book was released on 2020-07-23 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Men are so quick to tell us that if a woman reaches a certain age and isn't married that she is the problem, not them. I am here to heavily debate that theory. You're about to embark upon a true misadventure about one normal woman's savage search for a soulmate. It is me. I am "one normal woman." These unbelievable dating experiences have thoroughly convinced me that this man either doesn't exist or is stuck in a tree somewhere. This ideal man is not missing front teeth. He is someone I can take out in public who understands that "The Chicken Joint" doesn't fall into the category of "fine dining." His breath doesn't make my eyes water and he knows how to use dental floss. These twisted, dysfunctional tales about my quest for love are chronicled as told to my life-long friends, quirky colleagues, and erratic family - though you'll come to realize that many of those relationships are equally as disturbed as my dating experiences. While taking this comical stroll down memory lane, I fall over a cliff reliving the details of these outrageously unlikely dating scenarios and sensual slip-ups, along with my lively but borderline psychotic living situation.

Download or read book Confessions of a Single Woman written by Denona Pryor and published by WestBow Press. This book was released on 2011-11-17 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: God wants a relationship with you! God loves you, and to show you how much He does, He sent His Son to die for your sins. God wants you to trust in Him and believe that with Him, all things are possible if you believe in Him. Confessions of a Single Woman is about forgiveness of sins, trusting in the God who made you and wants to keep you. It is also a guide to learning how to have a relationship with Christ.

Download or read book The Confessions of a Single Woman written by Natalia Holmes and published by . This book was released on 2021-07-19 with total page 177 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Confessions of A Single Woman is a self-help book that gives women advice about being single. Most women believe that being single is a bad thing, but the purpose of this book is to help women to change their perspectives on it. Each chapter focuses on a specific area that many women struggle with. Throughout the book, Natalia gives her experiences on each situation, gives tips on how to handle each of them, and extends compassion to women who are struggling with these areas. Following these tips in the book will help women to eventually know who they are and accept singleness with open arms.

Download or read book The Catholic Girls Survival Guide for the Single Years written by Emily Stimpson and published by Emmaus Road Publishing. This book was released on 2012 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Three parts sexual license, two parts corporate I ladder, with a dash of Monolo Blahnik. If a woman's single years were a cocktail, that would be the f culture's preferred recipe.

Download or read book Girl with a One Track Mind written by Abby Lee and published by Random House. This book was released on 2006 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 30-something London-girl Abby is at her sexual peak. With the passionless sex of her 20s behind her she's now looking for the kind of sex she's always wanted. Detailing her dating and sexual triumphs and disasters, this is an account of a young woman's psychological journey from sex-starved single girl to uninhibited bed-hopper.

Download or read book Verity written by Colleen Hoover and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2021-10-05 with total page 295 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Whose truth is the lie? Stay up all night reading the sensational psychological thriller that has readers obsessed, from the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Too Late and It Ends With Us. #1 New York Times Bestseller · USA Today Bestseller · Globe and Mail Bestseller · Publishers Weekly Bestseller Lowen Ashleigh is a struggling writer on the brink of financial ruin when she accepts the job offer of a lifetime. Jeremy Crawford, husband of bestselling author Verity Crawford, has hired Lowen to complete the remaining books in a successful series his injured wife is unable to finish. Lowen arrives at the Crawford home, ready to sort through years of Verity’s notes and outlines, hoping to find enough material to get her started. What Lowen doesn’t expect to uncover in the chaotic office is an unfinished autobiography Verity never intended for anyone to read. Page after page of bone-chilling admissions, including Verity's recollection of the night her family was forever altered. Lowen decides to keep the manuscript hidden from Jeremy, knowing its contents could devastate the already grieving father. But as Lowen’s feelings for Jeremy begin to intensify, she recognizes all the ways she could benefit if he were to read his wife’s words. After all, no matter how devoted Jeremy is to his injured wife, a truth this horrifying would make it impossible for him to continue loving her.

Download or read book Confession of a 30 Year Old Single Woman written by Maple Tseng and published by . This book was released on 2010-11-17 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Confessions of a Thirty year old Single Woman", is both a visual treat and an emotional cleansing, written and produced by artist/photographer Maple Tseng.This book is about a thirty year old woman who publicly ponders her single state and wants to know why she is always the one sitting out at the biggest dance in town. With an open heart, this beautiful flower asks the male reader, why don't they notice her? Why has she never been plucked? This is a question every reader will ask themselves as they read about this funny, warm, gifted and attractive woman who has never once been asked on a date. A woman/child who admittedly on occasion, falls 'in love' from afar, obsesses for awhile on a man who will never know she exists!Like any good heroine, the shy but resourceful Maple refuses to give up on life and understands that life is a gift worth living, so while she is waiting for love to arrive, is determined to live the best life possible. Her advice to all single women is to 'beautify the world' with their presence while going about their day. No doubt, one day soon, this rare 'butterfly' will be caught in the net of a avid Butterfly Hunter.

Download or read book Cad written by Rick Marin and published by . This book was released on 2004-05 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You know him. He's the funny, sweet guy with the great eyes who asks you a million questions and seems mesmerized by every reply. He takes you on the greatest, longest date of your life. He swears he loves cats and cuddling. And his apartment is so clean. He just might be the One. Then he doesn't call, doesn't write. He sees you coming down the street and he hides behind a tree. He's a cad. And this is his story. After all the girl's guides to sex in the city, here - at last - is the view from the other side of the bed. In Cad: Confessions of a Toxic Bachelor, Rick Marin offers himself up for an in-depth look at man's superficial nature. In this rollicking, frequently insensitive and ultimately poignant memoir, Marin proves a master of the light touch even in his darkest hours. Part Hugh Hefner, part Hugh Grant, his tale is a rake's progress (in spite of himself) from incorrigible cad to reconstructed romantic. It is one man's story but many men will read it as their own. And for any woman who has ever wondered What was he thinking? This is what he was thinking. Laugh out loud funny' ElleMove over Bridget Jones' The Week'A very good, intelligent and funny book' Evening Standard

Download or read book Dating Sucks written by Hillary Kanter and published by . This book was released on 2004 with total page 284 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Where have all the good men gone? It's a question that plagues millions of women daily. But take heart.you are not alone! Join multi-award winning singer/songwriter Hillary Kanter as she navigates the waters of the current dating pool, with often disastrous - and more often hilarious - results. Meet a cast of characters including Mr. Sociopath, Dr. Needy, Mr. Stinky, Mr. Gorgeous But Bad In The Sack, Arnold The "Aussie" Stalker, and the ever-present but never-attainable Mr. Perfect. Erectile dysfunction.Internet dating.cold-hearted pick-ups at the ice cream parlor.and a new use for Chanel #22 lipstick are just a few of the adventures in this true collection of tales. It may be a necessary evil, but we all know the truth.Dating Sucks!

Download or read book Confessions of a Scary Mommy written by Jill Smokler and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-04-03 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sometimes I just let my children fall asleep in front of the TV. In a culture that idealizes motherhood, it’s scary to confess that, in your house, being a mother is beautiful and dirty and joyful and frustrating all at once. Admitting that it’s not easy doesn’t make you a bad mom; at least, it shouldn’t. If I can’t survive my daughter as a toddler, how the hell am I going to get through the teenage years? When Jill Smokler was first home with her small children, she thought her blog would be something to keep friends and family updated. To her surprise, she hit a chord in the hearts of mothers everywhere. I end up doing my son’s homework. It’s wrong, but so much easier. Total strangers were contributing their views on that strange reality called motherhood. As other women shared their stories, Jill realized she wasn’t alone in her feelings of exhaustion and imperfection. My eighteen month old still can’t say “Mommy” but used the word “shit” in perfect context. But she sensed her readers were still holding back, so decided to start an anonymous confessional, a place where real moms could leave their most honest thoughts without fearing condemnation. I pretend to be happy but I cry every night in the shower. The reactions were amazing: some sad, some pee-in-your-pants funny, some brutally honest. But they were real, not a commercial glamorization. I clock out of motherhood at 8 P.M. and hide in the basement with my laptop and a beer. If you’re already a fan, lock the bathroom door on your whining kids, run a bubble bath, and settle in. If you’ve not encountered Scary Mommy before, break out a glass of champagne as well, because you’ll be toasting your initiation into a select club. I know why some animals eat their young. In chapters that cover husbands (The Biggest Baby of Them All) to homework (Didn’t I Already Graduate?), Confessions of a Scary Mommy combines all-new essays from Jill with the best of the anonymous confessions. Sometimes I wish my son was still little—then I hear kids screaming at the store. As Jill says, “We like to paint motherhood as picture perfect. A newborn peacefully resting on his mother’s chest. A toddler taking tentative first steps into his mother’s loving arms. A mother fluffing her daughter’s prom dress. These moments are indeed miraculous and joyful; they can also be few and far between.” Of course you adore your kids. Of course you would lay down your life for them. But be honest now: Have you ever wondered what possessed you to sign up for the job of motherhood? STOP! DO NOT OPEN THIS BOOK UNTIL YOU RECITE THESE VOWS! I shall remember that no mother is perfect and my children will thrive because, and sometimes even in spite, of me. I shall not preach to a fellow mother who has not asked my opinion. It’s none of my damn business. I shall maintain a sense of humor about all things motherhood.

Download or read book Confessions of a Forty Something written by Alexandra Potter and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2023-04-28 with total page 346 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Now a major TV series. Read the hilarious rom-com that inspired the hit sitcom Not Dead Yet starring Gina Rogriguez. As recommended on Davina McCall's Making the Cut podcast, and perfect for fans of Dolly Alderton, Ruth Jones and Marian Keyes. 'The new Bridget Jones' – Celia Walden, Telegraph 'Funny but layered . . . this is a perfect and inspiring new year read' – Red A novel for any woman who wonders how the hell she got here, and why life isn't quite how she imagined it was going to be. And who is desperately trying to figure it all out when everyone around them is making gluten-free brownies. Meet Nell. Her life is a mess. In a world of perfect Instagram lives, she feels like a disaster. But when she starts a secret podcast and forms an unlikely friendship with Cricket, an eighty-something widow, things begin to change. Because Nell is determined. This time next year things will be very different. But first, she has a confession . . . Confessions of a Forty-Something by Alexandra Potter will make you laugh, and it might even make you cry. Above all, it will remind you that you're not on your own – we're all in this together. 'Brilliant! Laughing out loud' – Emma Gannon, podcaster (Ctrl Alt Delete) and author of Olive 'Say hello to a book that will have you laughing with every page, whether you're 20, 40 or 80' – Heat

Download or read book Health Confessions of Business Women by Business Women written by Provincial Board of Health of Ontario. Division of Industrial Hygiene and published by . This book was released on 1923 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book The Confessions of J J Rousseau written by Jean Jacques Rousseau and published by BoD – Books on Demand. This book was released on 2018-05-15 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Reproduction of the original: The Confessions of J.J. Rousseau by Jean Jacques Rousseau

Download or read book Confessions of a Slot Machine Queen written by Sandra Adell and published by Eugeniabooks. This book was released on 2010 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A literature professor in the Department of Afro-American Studies at the University of Wisconsin-Madison describes her downward spiral into gambling addiction and despair.

Download or read book Confessions of a Contractor written by Richard Murphy and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2008-08-14 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Selected as a "sizzling beach read" by the New York Daily News, Richard Murphy's debut novel explains what it really means to be a full-service contractor. Henry Sullivan has spent seventeen years renovating houses for wealthy women, and he owes his success to a few simple rules: don't take on too many jobs at once-and don't sleep with clients. Over the course of one complicated summer, Henry breaks those rules when he works on the houses of two very different women who used to be friends. Henry falls for both women, and finds himself erecting an emotional house of cards as he attempts to complete their jobs while piecing together the mysterious events that demolished the women's friendship.

Download or read book Confessions of a Bad Boy written by J. D. Hawkins and published by . This book was released on 2016-06-13 with total page 296 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Confessions of a Bad Boy Episode 1: Never CommitI'm the internet's favorite Bad Boy - the guy who'll tell it to you straight. No bullshit charm. No excuses. Consider it a public service, letting women know the truth about what guys are really thinking and teaching guys how to get what they want.Yes, we were checking that girl out.No, you don't want to meet her parents. And no, ladies, we don't care what shoes you wear - as long as they're up around our neck by the end of the night.Life was simple, until fate brought me back together with Jessie.My best friend's younger sister, who I just happened to have the hottest one night stand of my life with four years ago.Who calls me at 3 AM to get bailed out of jail.Who I can't keep my hands off of.And who can never find out who I really am.She's off-limits, but I don't care. And when I need a fake girlfriend to help me out of a jam at work, she's the only one who can help. Now I'm stuck sharing a hotel room with her for the weekend.A long, sexy weekend.This is your Bad Boy, signing off.