Download or read book Color Me Sarcastic written by Lena Sterlyn and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2023-12-22 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Color Me Macho written by Carl Franz and published by W W Norton & Company Incorporated. This book was released on 1985 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A parody of fashion guides for men gives tongue in cheek advice about color, style, hair cuts, eyeglasses, accessories, and clothes shopping
Download or read book Sorry I m Sarcastic Today Relaxing Coloring Book written by Coloring Gang and published by . This book was released on 2019-03-13 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sarcastic Coloring Book Features: 30 unique sarcastic quotes No curse quotes included 30 unique mandalas to color Single sheet print to avoid bleed through Large format 8" x 10" Premium glossy cover design This truly unique and awesome coloring book is perfect relaxation after a hard and exhausting day at work. Jam-packed with 30 awesome sarcastic quotes from everyday life and gorgeous mandalas as backgrounds to color. Every quote is printed on a single sheet to avoid bleed through. This coloring book is perfect for those long night shifts. Great gift for your co-workers.
Download or read book The Executive Coloring Book written by Marcie Hans and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2017-03-28 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The original adult coloring book! A New York Times bestseller when it was originally published in 1961, The Executive Coloring Book is crashing the adult coloring book party with its subversive humor. "This is me. I am an executive. Executives are important. They go to important offices and do important things. Color my underwear important." So begins the dangerously funny classic, The Executive Coloring Book. Originally published more than fifty years ago, this brief and brilliant coloring book skewers the early sixties executive set. If Mad Men made them look glamorous, The Executive Coloring Book casts them in a different hue and invites everyone in on the joke.
Download or read book Mommy Drinks Because You Cry written by Hannah Caner and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2016-04-26 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pull Mommy back from the edge with this irreverent adult coloring book! MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the adult coloring book for the delightfully impolite. For the rare moments you have to yourself, enjoy the calming act of coloring with a little dose of sass. This collection of beautiful designs and fun illustrations are paired with the very best of all our worst thoughts, from “I child-proofed my house, but they still get in,” to “Home is where the vodka is.” Each hilariously captioned design is printed on sturdy, tear-out pages perfect for amusing decoration or passive-aggressive gift-giving. When you want to unwind with coloring but aren’t in the mood to embrace sunshine and daisies, MOMMY DRINKS BECAUSE YOU CRY is the perfect adult coloring book to let you speak your native sarcasm!
Download or read book Shut the F k Up and Color Me written by Kate Riley and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-02-02 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book with not only rude words to color but also sarcastic sayings and inappropriate gestures for the those who love to color but have a naughty side!
Download or read book Color Me Murder written by Krista Davis and published by Kensington Cozies. This book was released on 2018-02-27 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The New York Times bestselling author of the Domestic Diva mysteries delivers a colorful new seriesfeaturing downloadable color-it-yourself cover art! By day, Florrie Fox manages Color Me Read bookstore in Georgetown, Washington D.C. By night, she creates her own intricately detailed coloring books for adults, filling the pages with objects that catch her eye. There’s plenty of inspiration in her new apartment—a beautiful carriage house belonging to Florrie’s boss, Professor John Maxwell. He offers the property to Florrie rent-free with one condition—she must move in immediately to prevent his covetous sister and nephew from trying to claim it. When the professor’s nephew, Delbert, arrives, he proves just as sketchy as Florrie feared. But the following morning, Delbert has vanished. It’s not until she visits the third floor of the store that Florrie makes a tragic discovery—there’s a trap door in the landing, and a dead Delbert inside. The esteemed Professor Maxwell is an obvious suspect, but Florrie is certain this case isn’t so black and white. Other colorful characters are on the scene, all with a motive for murder. With a killer drawing closer, Florrie will need to think outside the lines . . . before death makes his mark again. "Clearly this book was written by a genius."—Buzzfeed
Download or read book Color Me F cking Calm A Motivating Swear Word Coloring Book written by Nill Pori Coloring Press and published by . This book was released on 2021-04-08 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It is suitable for anyone and would make the perfect gift for any occasion. Looking for funny gifts for your favorite person? This Clean Swear Word Coloring Book is Perfect! In this book, we have put together a list of hilarious, clean swear words that Anywho definitely can use! Funny and cheap gift ideas are hard to come by but we think we've made a great one with this swear coloring book!
Download or read book Color Me Crazy written by Carol Pavliska and published by Entangled: Select Contemporary. This book was released on 2015-05-26 with total page 375 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Julian Wheaton views the world through a kaleidoscope of synesthesia, seeing the colors of every sound he hears. His life as an iconic rock guitarist was a stressful psychedelic trip that nearly destroyed him. Now he's abandoned the rock 'n' roll lifestyle for the peaceful sanctity of his recording studio, but when fiery Cleo Compton comes to work for him, she brings chaos with her. Cleo Compton has had her flings with rockstars - and it's left her wary and bruised. Julian may have those sexy bedroom eyes and drool-worthy tattoos, but Cleo is determined to keep things strictly professional - until Julian turns out to be every dream she's ever chased. When he risks it all to hit the road with a band again, Cleo fears he'll return as the one thing she can no longer abide - a rockstar.
Download or read book If You Don T Want A Sarcastic Answer Don T Ask Me written by Snarky Adult Coloring Books and published by . This book was released on 2021-02-07 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Combine anger and negativity, add a cup of sarcasm, a dash of passive aggressiveness, and a sprinkle of sass. Let this simmer on low, deep in your brain, for 20 minutes (or until it glows bright red). Your SNARK is now ready. As with revenge, this dish is best served cold. Popular recipients of this dish include: your boss, your mother in law, your ex, and of course, any telephone customer service representative. Happy Coloring? Meh. Why Our Coloring Books? ★30 Funny Snarky Sayings with Relaxing geometric and organic patterns Backgrounds ★Printed single-sided on bright white paper ★Black background reverse pages to reduce bleed-through ★Premium matte cover finish ★Perfect for all coloring mediums ★High quality 60 pound (90gsm) paper stock
Download or read book Color Me F cking Calm A Snarky Swear Word Coloring Book written by Dirty Coloring Book Press and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-05 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: GIFT IDEAS - HUMOROUS COLORING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS Laugh your a** off as you color this hilarious and irreverent coloring book for adults only. Hilarious Fuck Publishing Don't Give a Sh*t! Product Features: For adult only (NOT FOR CHILDREN) Matte finish cover design Printed single sided on bright white paper Perfect for all coloring Pencils and paint mediums High quality 60lb (90gsm) paper stock with full page designs Perfect Coloring Book For Gift or Buy Yourself
Download or read book You Smell Like Drama and a Headache Please Get Away from Me Sarcastic Relaxing Adult Coloring Book with Sarcastic Quotes Sayings Gorgeous Mandalas written by Coloring Gang and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-02-27 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sarcastic Coloring Book Features: 30 unique sarcastic quotes No curse quotes included 30 unique mandalas to color Single sheet print to avoid bleed through Large format 8" x 10" Premium glossy cover design This truly unique and awesome coloring book is perfect relaxation after a hard and exhausting day at work. Jam-packed with 30 awesome sarcastic quotes from everyday life and gorgeous mandalas as backgrounds to color. Every quote is printed on a single sheet to avoid bleed through. This coloring book is perfect for those long night shifts. Great gift for your co-workers.
Download or read book I m Allergic to Stupidity I Break Out in Sarcasm written by Papeterie Bleu and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-05 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Combine anger and negativity, add a cup of sarcasm, a dash of passive aggressiveness, and a sprinkle of sass. Let this simmer on low, deep in your brain, for 20 minutes (or until it glows bright red). Your SNARK is now ready. As with revenge, this dish is best served cold. Popular recipients of this dish include: your boss, your mother in law, your ex, and of course, any telephone customer service representative. Happy Coloring? Meh.
Download or read book How It Feels to be Colored Me written by Zora Neale Hurston and published by Open Road Media. This book was released on 2024-01-01 with total page 8 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The acclaimed author of Their Eyes Were Watching God relates her experiences as an African American woman in early-twentieth-century America. In this autobiographical essay, author Zora Neale Hurston recounts episodes from her childhood in different communities in Florida: Eatonville and Jacksonville. She reflects on what those experiences showed her about race, identity, and feeling different. “How It Feels to Be Colored Me” was originally published in 1928 in the magazine The World Tomorrow.
Download or read book Thou Shalt Not Try Me Mood 247 written by Snarky Adult Coloring Books and published by . This book was released on 2021-02-07 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Combine anger and negativity, add a cup of sarcasm, a dash of passive aggressiveness, and a sprinkle of sass. Let this simmer on low, deep in your brain, for 20 minutes (or until it glows bright red). Your SNARK is now ready. As with revenge, this dish is best served cold. Popular recipients of this dish include: your boss, your mother in law, your ex, and of course, any telephone customer service representative. Happy Coloring? Meh. Why Our Coloring Books? ★30 Funny Snarky Sayings with Relaxing geometric and organic patterns Backgrounds ★Printed single-sided on bright white paper ★Black background reverse pages to reduce bleed-through ★Premium matte cover finish ★Perfect for all coloring mediums ★High quality 60 pound (90gsm) paper stock
Download or read book Color Me In written by Natasha Díaz and published by Ember. This book was released on 2020-08-11 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A powerful coming-of-age novel, pulled from personal experience, about the meaning of friendship, the joyful beginnings of romance, and the racism and religious intolerance that can both strain a family to the breaking point and strengthen its bonds. Growing up in an affluent suburb of New York City, sixteen-year-old Nevaeh Levitz never thought much about her biracial roots. When her Black mom and Jewish dad split up, she relocates to her mom's family home in Harlem and is forced to confront her identity for the first time. Nevaeh wants to get to know her extended family, but because she inadvertently passes as white, her cousin thinks she's too privileged, pampered, and selfish to relate to the injustices African Americans face on a daily basis. In the meantime, Nevaeh's dad decides that she should have a belated bat mitzvah instead of a sweet sixteen, which guarantees social humiliation at her posh private school. But rather than take a stand, Nevaeh does what she's always done when life gets complicated: she stays silent. Only when Nevaeh stumbles upon a secret from her mom's past, finds herself falling in love, and sees firsthand the prejudice her family faces does she begin to realize she has her own voice. And choices. Will she continue to let circumstances dictate her path? Or will she decide once for all who and where she is meant to be? "Absolutely outstanding!" --Nic Stone, New York Times bestselling author of Dear Martin
Download or read book Color Me a Rainbow Book 2 Magic Jukebox Series written by Judith Arnold and published by Lachesis Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2024-07-15 with total page 182 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When she finds herself homeless after breaking up with her boyfriend, artist Emma Glendon accepts her best friend’s invitation to share a rental house in Brogan’s Point. But their absentee landlord, Max Tarloff, has come to town from his home in San Francisco to sell the house, which will mean evicting his tenants. Max is a high-tech brainiac and a self-made millionnaire. Emma is a painter and a free spirit. They have nothing in common—except the jukebox, which plays “Color Me a Rainbow” and forces them to recognize their own colors, hues that can match and blend magnificently, if the magic of the jukebox has its way.
