Download or read book Calm The Fuck Down And Color For Mama written by Mama Swear Mama Swear Coloring Books For Moms and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-13 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Need a funny gift that is actually fun and relaxing? Discover the hottest trend with this best-selling title. This irreverent and sweary coloring book features laugh-out-loud funny and original designs that are perfect for taking the stress out of work and all the other stuff life can throw at a person. Provides HOURS of coloring FUN, at home, in the car, or when trying not to swear out loud(!). Makes the perfect gift for holidays and birthdays. FEATURES: 45+ High Quality Original Coloring Pages 100 Pages, High Quality Paper Great for pens, markers, watercolor, colored pencils, etc. Large Page size 8.5x11 Inches for easy use. A seriously hilarious gift for yourself or anyone who needs to let off steam. Get on board the latest trend and start coloring today!

Download or read book Calm the F ck Down written by Sarah Knight and published by Voracious. This book was released on 2018-12-31 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tame anxiety and take back control of your life with this "genius" (Cosmopolitan) no-f*cks-given guide from the bestselling author of The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F*ck and Get Your Sh*t Together. Do you spend more time worrying about problems than solving them? Do you let unexpected difficulties ruin your day and do "what ifs" keep you up at night? Sounds like you need to Calm the F*ck Down. Just because things are falling apart doesn't mean YOU can't pull it together. Whether you're stressed about sh*t that hasn't happened yet or freaked out about sh*t that already has, the NoWorries method from "anti-guru" Sarah Knight helps you curb the anxiety and overthinking that's making everything worse. Calm the F*ck Down explains: The Four Faces of Freaking Out—and their Flipsides How to accept what you can't control Productive Helpful Effective Worrying (PHEW) The Three Principles of Dealing With It And much more! Find even more calm with the Calm the F*ck Down Journal.

Download or read book Mama Needs a Mother Fucking Nap Gift Coloring Book for Mother s written by Yellowdot Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2020-09-26 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ◆ GIFT IDEAS - COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS - HUMOROUS ◆ #Momlife funny adult coloring books for mom It's 6:30 PM. By some miracle, one of your kids is asleep while the other is watching cartoons in a food coma. Quick! Here's your chance! Grab some colored pencils and markers, this coloring book, and run to the bathroom (don't forget the wine)! First, lock the door and enjoy the solitude of private urination. Second, gulp down that wine and enjoy the most relaxing five minutes of your day as you surrender to the quietness and creativity of coloring. Celebrate the humor and frustration that are the highs and lows of motherhood featured in the pages of this book. Happy Coloring! Coloring Book Features: 8.5"x11" Softcover Coloring Book. 52 single-solid coloring page to color. White pages to make your own background color. Very helpful for Stress relief. Special Mother's Thank you Gift Coloring Book Perfect size to easily fit in your purse or backpack. Perfect gift for your Mothers in this Thanks Giving day. Quality Controled by AMAZON Blank page to write your feelings of that time.

Download or read book Calm Down Coloring Book for Moms written by Brainfit Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2021-02-22 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Calm down coloring book for moms This is the calm down coloring book for moms you have been looking for! It will help you to control your anger and become a better mother. Just have a happy motherhood. Anger is a normal emotion just like joy, sadness, and fear, but it can be difficult to know how to express those feelings in a manageable way. So if you want to calmly react to your angry feelings, take your time and draw a little bit. Focusing on the drawing will help you to discover ways to recognize angry feelings and react to them safely, so you can be nice to yourself, your kids, and others. These awesome drawings will give you the time to manage your feelings through gratitude, friendliness, and self-kindness. The Calm down coloring book for moms is filled with 50 wide variety of coloring pages to help you handle powerful emotions. Great as a gift for all moms, who stay at home during quarantine and are isolated and frustrated. Features: Great as an adult coloring book for relaxation. Large print beautiful floral and flower patterns. Not too detailed or complicated, but so easy to color and will keep your mind busy. Big pictures that don't require small attention to detail. You will not find these designs anywhere else. Plenty of nice mandalas, geometric, pattern pictures to choose from (50 images). Big size pages (8.5 x 11 inches). Durable enough to be able to use colored pencils, gel pens, or colored pencils. Matte high-quality cover. Single-sided. White paper suitable for coloring. Very relaxing and enjoyable to color in. Nurture your happiness and move toward greater self-esteem with this calm-down coloring book. Scroll to the top of this page and click the Buy Now button.

Download or read book YOU RE a MOTHER FUCKING BADASS Coloring Book written by Color Mount and published by . This book was released on 2021-10-26 with total page 107 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Relax Your Mind With This Beautiful Sweary Adult Coloring Book. 52+ hilariously funny swear word coloring pages to help you relax! *Need a funny gift that is actually fun and relaxing? *Discover the hottest trend with this best-selling title. ★This irreverent and sweary coloring book features laugh-out-loud funny and original designs that are perfect for taking the stress out of work,relationships, family gatherings, and other unnecessarily stressful situations Be Honest, You've had a Shitty Day. Work? Neighbors? Pets? Kids? They all love to stress you out. Don't bottle it up, color what you want to say! With 52+ designs, we've got any curse, swear, or put down you can imagine, ready to fucking color! Express how you really feel about your boss, bad grades, your neighbor. Color your way to less stress! Color to your fucking hearts content! ★We designed this book for adults women's, men's, strangers and parents. Buy this book and Share your colorful works of happiness with friends, family, or unassuming strangers ★Provides HOURS of coloring FUN, at home, in the car, or when trying not to swear out loud(!). Sit down, relax and color the heck out of this book! FEATURES: * Stress Relieving Designs * 52+ High Quality Original Coloring Pages * 107 Pages, High Quality Paper * Large Page size 8.5x11 Inches for easy use. * Perfect humorous gift for family, friends, coworkers, parties, stocking stuffer, and gift exchanges. * Great for a holiday gift, birthday present, retirement gift, or gift exchange! Great for adults and teens of all ages. Give the gift of laughter.

Download or read book Mom s Coloring Book for Stress Relief written by Rockridge Press and published by Rockridge Press. This book was released on 2022-03-15 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Color your stress away and find more peace as a mom Dealing with the stress that comes with motherhood can be exhausting. The Mom Coloring Book for Stress Relief is a simple way to help you slow down and show yourself some love, especially when you're feeling frazzled or overwhelmed. Turn to one of these charmingly drawn pages and color a little calm into your life whenever you need it. What sets this anxiety coloring book apart from other coloring books for adult relaxation: Easy coloring pages--Inspire a more relaxed mood by filling in simple illustrations of soothing succulents, beautiful butterflies, and peaceful poppies using whatever colors you like. Creativity as self-care--Practice living in the moment and alert your subconscious that it's time to unwind by taking a coloring break whenever life feels chaotic. Let go and have fun--There's no pressure to finish this book in one sitting (or at all). Use it when you need it, and enjoy every step of the creative process. Whether you're a mom or a mother-to-be, this soothing coloring book will help you relax.

Download or read book Because I Fucking Said So written by Slightly Salty Studios and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-11-25 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: MOTHERHOOD IS FUCKING HARD. Color your stress away and have a laugh while you're at it! As a mom, do you find yourself holding your tongue multiple times a day? Ever wish you could say exactly what you're thinking? This cuss word coloring book features 30 pretty patterned pages. Each pages also includes funny sayings of things moms wish they could say out loud to their kid(s), to others or just in general! Take a break from the stress of it all with this sweary and darkly uplifting swear word coloring book for moms who aren't offended by the perfectly placed "fuck" or "shit"! In this swear word coloring book for moms, you will find funny quotes such as: Calm the fuck down If you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask me Tired as a motherfucker I don't give a flying fuck Get your own damn food ...and more! Check out the back page view of the book for more sayings and examples BOOK DETAILS: Sized 8.5" x 11" - a great size to easily color and see! Each page has a blank back to prevent bleed through, etc. Colored pencils or colors are recommended

Download or read book Calm the F k Down written by Ivana B. Dunne and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-15 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In our politically polarized era, at least we can all agree that Covid sucks. This politically incorrect bedtime book is for everyone living in the time of COVID. Absolutely profane and funny, it embraces the familiar and paranoid woes of making it through a day so you're able to go to bed for the night. Fall-on-the-floor funny (from a safe social distance), this book is a great gift for adults of all ages to help them take a deep breath of fresh (COVID-free) air, share a huge belly laugh, or get a good night's sleep.

Download or read book Calm As F ck Adult Coloring Book written by Oh No Oh No Coloring Books and published by . This book was released on 2016-03-03 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 30 new pages of swear words and colorful phrases by best-selling publisher Oh No Coloring Books! Calm As F*ck is just as relaxing as it sounds! Color sassy phrases like "Life Isn't a Garden So Stop Being a Ho" and "I Need You Like A Fish Needs a F***ing Bike". Also included are classic swear words like "Bulls**t", "B**ch", and "A**hole". The words are surrounded by beautiful and humorous images of garden flowers, animals, people, and fanciful doodles that are perfect for making any day relaxing.

Download or read book Mommy s Fucking Tired Coloring Book written by Corrina Spelts and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-08 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This coloring book was created with mom in mind. It is a perfect way to relax and unwind and offers a sense of humor within the pages. Color all those things that make you sound like a broken record as well as all those things that you think but don't say. Mommy's Fucking Tired contains 40 single sided designs that every mom can relate to. Designs range from simple to complex and will provide hours of entertainment and relaxation. Grab a cup of coffee or a glass of wine, markers, crayons, pencils and relax. See more titles by Corrina Spelts available on Amazon.com

Download or read book Mama Needs a Mother F cking Nap written by Honey Badger Coloring and published by Honey Badger Coloring. This book was released on 2017-12-26 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Mom Coloring Book written by Bella Mosley and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-09-07 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Mom Coloring Book - A Coloring Gift for Moms and Other Ladies A special gift of beautiful and relaxing patterns for moms and special women everywhere Let mom relax and de-stress with this inspiring and calming collection of beautifully drawn artwork. These artistic designs of relaxing coloring patterns will be fun for mom to color. Help mom to discover or rediscover her special touch for coloring while she is being taken into a state of relaxation and calm. Each of the individual drawing is full page and is intentionally printed on a single page with the reverse left blank. With the reverse blank, mom can easily cut out her coloring and create a perfect picture for displaying or framing purposes. You may also enjoy other stress relief coloring book titles by Bella Mosley including: Merry Christmas Adult Coloring Book: The Creative and Cheerful Coloring Book Gift for the Best Winter Holiday Xmas Season Enchanted Flower Garden Coloring Book: Flowers Adult Coloring Book: Using the Secret Beauty of Gardens for A Relaxing Floral Art Therapy Balance and Calm: Adult Coloring Book Art Therapy for Grownups The Anti Stress Coloring Book: Relaxing Art Therapy Coloring Book of Stress Relieving Patterns

Download or read book Mama Needs Some Swears to Color Mother s Gift Coloring Book written by Yellowdot Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2020-09-26 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ◆ GIFT IDEAS - COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS - HUMOROUS ◆ #Momlife funny adult coloring books for mom It's 6:30 PM. By some miracle, one of your kids is asleep while the other is watching cartoons in a food coma. Quick! Here's your chance! Grab some colored pencils and markers, this coloring book, and run to the bathroom (don't forget the wine)! First, lock the door and enjoy the solitude of private urination. Second, gulp down that wine and enjoy the most relaxing five minutes of your day as you surrender to the quietness and creativity of coloring. Celebrate the humor and frustration that are the highs and lows of motherhood featured in the pages of this book. Happy Coloring! Coloring Book Features: 8.5"x11" Softcover Coloring Book. 52 single-solid coloring page to color. White pages to make your own background color. Very helpful for Stress relief. Special Mother's Thank you Gift Coloring Book Perfect size to easily fit in your purse or backpack. Perfect gift for your Mothers in this Thanks Giving day. Quality Controled by AMAZON Blank page to write your feelings of that time.

Download or read book Calm the H ck Down written by Melanie Dale and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-12-08 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From author and speaker Melanie Dale comes a laugh-out-loud hilarious parenting book that teaches you how to dial back the stress of raising children with the simple premise that we all just need to lighten up a little bit. Most of us thought we’d be amazing parents—and then we had kids. Now we spend what little free time we have comparing ourselves to other parents, comparing our kids to other kids, and panicking that everyone else is nailing it except us. Between constant social media postings to conflicting advice found in parenting books, we often have no choice but to freak out. But there is another way. We all just need to calm the h*ck down. Melanie Dale—a special needs parent, adoptive parent, in vitro parent, and reluctant cheer mom—believes we are all putting too much pressure on ourselves and our kids to be perfect. Instead, she argues, we need to take a step back so we can actually enjoy this journey called parenting. Calm the H*ck Down is filled with stories from Melanie’s own life, as well as real-life research for learning how to lighten up about every aspect of parenting—from poopy diapers and germs to family vacations and adolescent angst. She also discusses the pressure to knock it all out of the Pinterest park, the challenge of instilling some kind of faith into your kids, and worrying about their future while still trying to live in the present. Infused with quirky humor, profound insight, and accessible advice, Calm the H*ck Down gives you the permission to finally relax and enjoy this ridiculous thing we do called parenting.

Download or read book This Mama Needs A Mother Fucking Drink written by Mama Swear Mama Swear Adult Coloring Books For Moms and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-12 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Need a funny gift that is actually fun and relaxing? Discover the hottest trend with this best-selling title. This irreverent and sweary coloring book features laugh-out-loud funny and original designs that are perfect for taking the stress out of work and all the other stuff life can throw at a person. Provides HOURS of coloring FUN, at home, in the car, or when trying not to swear out loud(!). Makes the perfect gift for holidays and birthdays. FEATURES: 45+ High Quality Original Coloring Pages 100 Pages, High Quality Paper Great for pens, markers, watercolor, colored pencils, etc. Large Page size 8.5x11 Inches for easy use. A seriously hilarious gift for yourself or anyone who needs to let off steam. Get on board the latest trend and start coloring today!

Download or read book Mom Life a Snarky Adult Coloring Book written by Papeterie Bleu Papeterie Bleu Adult Coloring Books and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-05-15 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: REGULAR LIST PRICE $12.99 2016 GIFT IDEAS: ADULT COLORING BOOKS > HUMOROUS #Momlife is the best life! It's 6:30 PM. By some miracle, one of your kids is asleep while the other is watching cartoons in a food coma. Quick! Here's your chance! Grab some colored pencils and markers, this coloring book, and run to the bathroom (don't forget the wine)! First, lock the door and enjoy the solitude of private urination. Second, gulp down that wine and enjoy the most relaxing five minutes of your day as you surrender to the quietness and creativity of coloring. Celebrate the humor and frustration that are the highs and lows of motherhood featured in the pages of this book. Happy Coloring! Product Details: Premium matte finish cover design Printed single sided on bright white paper Perfect for all coloring mediums High quality 60# paper stock Large format 8.5" x 11.0" pages Pages Include the following: Congratulations on Your New Vajayjay Tub Poop Happens Threenager I Look So Peaceful when my Kids are Sleeping Potty Like a Rock Star I Breed Nonsleepers My Little Monsters No Talkie Before Coffee Toddlers are Aholes Toddzilla I Love you to the Moon and Back Mommy's Juicebox Terrible Twos Coffee versus Sleep This Kid Wine Rhymes with Friday Motherhood Winging It Blowout Little Dude Door Bell Broken Lil Miss In Dog Wine Not My Circus Not My Monkeys Serenity Now Bra Off Hair Up Sweats On Wild Child Don't You Dare Call Me Ma'am Laundry Keep Calm and Mommy On Normalize Breastfeeding Mama Hair Don't Care The Papeterie Bleu collection includes: Mom Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533270775 Nurse Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533081964 Teacher Life: A Snarky Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533134065 Dad Life: A Manly Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 153331568X Mindful Mandalas: A Mandala Coloring Book - ISBN 1530608759 Southern Sayings & Sass: A Chalkboard Coloring Book - ISBN 1533320578 Scribbles & Doodles: A Coloring Journal - ISBN 1945888237 Wonderland at Midnight: A Fantasy Adult Coloring Book - ISBN 1533528500

Download or read book Mom Coloring Book written by The best The best Gift for Mom and published by . This book was released on 2016-05-04 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Special Discount from $10.99 Get your copy right now! Mom Coloring Book, "I Love Mom" for Mom's Relaxation, Meditation and Fun - Perfect Coloring Book Gift for Mothers, Grandma, Wives, Daughters, Friends and all other Lovely Moms Everywhere. Experience A Time of Calm and Peace with the I Love You Mom Coloring Book Bestseller for Women Everywhere. Perfect Coloring Gift for Mom of all ages - For Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Birthday, Anniversary, Wedding Day, Christmas Day and Any Day that you want mom to feel special. Relax and de-stress with this inspiring and calming collection of beautifully drawn artwork. These artistic designs of relaxing coloring patterns will be fun for mom to color. Help these special women to discover or rediscover their artistic side and feel pampered and loved. Each drawing is full page and is intentionally printed on a single page with the reverse left blank. With the reverse blank, moms can easily cut out their coloring and create a perfect picture for displaying or framing purposes. A must-have coloring book for Moms everywhere.