Download or read book Boogers and Burps and Farts written by Paul Arthur and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2011-05 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You will squirm, laugh, think, snicker and enjoy the truths about being a kid. If it's at school or at home, funny things happen to you. The poetry you will find in this book brings together many of those experiences. Read these poems out loud with passion and excitement. Read them to your class, family, friends, or just to yourself. There will be smiles and laughter all around. Check out Paul on poeticpaul.com
Download or read book Monster Fart Wars written by A. M. Shah and published by . This book was released on 2017-02-14 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A loud, gassy, smelly Fartquake erupted and ripped the town apart. The pinnacle of the mountain, Belch Peak, was open, and the peaceful, gassy Farts were being taken over by the grumpy, smelly, stinky, loud Burps. Who will win the rights to Belch Peak? Whoever controls the fart gasses controls it all.
Download or read book Burps Boogers and Other Body Functions written by David Conrad and published by Capstone Classroom. This book was released on 2011-06 with total page 14 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Color photos and simple text describe body functions, such as gas, scabs, scars, and sweat"--
Download or read book Fart Wars written by J. B. O'Neil and published by . This book was released on 2013-03-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Another adventure of Milo Snotrocket based on the Star Wars saga.
Download or read book Burps Boogers and Bad Breath written by David Conrad and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2002 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Describes how some of the unpleasant things the body produces, like gas, ear wax, and sweat, are important aids to staying healthy.
Download or read book Sir Fartsalot Hunts the Booger written by Kevin Bolger and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2009-11-25 with total page 227 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Things really stink in the Kingdom of Armpit. King Reginald the Not Very Realistic has had it up to here with his practical joker of a son Prince Harry. Even Sir Bedwetter can?t take the prince?s Royal Clowning Around! Enter Sir Fartsalot?the bravest, boldest, er, most potent knight in all the land! He?s on a quest to solve the riddle of the Foul West Wind?a ghastly odor that turns up whenever danger is lurking. Prince Harry decides to play the biggest, boogeriest prank of all time! He convinces Sir Fartsalot that The Booger, a frightful and repulsive villain, is on the prowl. But when a real Booger turns up, Harry, Sir Fartsalot and the knight?s old buddy Sir Knotaclew must set out on a hilarious quest to rid the world of the Snotty Scoundrel, once and for all!
Download or read book Snot Poop Vomit and More written by Alvin Silverstein and published by Enslow Publishing, LLC. This book was released on 2010-07-01 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Explores 'yucky' things about the human body, including earwax, gas, bodily wastes, and more"--Provided by publisher.
Download or read book Burps Boogers and Other Body Functions written by David Conrad and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2012 with total page 14 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Color photos and simple text describe body functions, such as gas, scabs, scars, and sweat"--
Download or read book Mom Why Do My Farts Stink written by Carol Mona and published by . This book was released on 2015-08-15 with total page 156 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mom...Where do boogers come from? Why do I get the hiccups? Why is my pee yellow? Questions asked everyday all over the world. Now you can be the one with answers! Mom, Why Do My Farts Stink? is a whimsical, educational book that taps into the two best sources on the planet to answer your kids questions about why the body does what it does. Relying on moms and science to answer all those questions you have been fielding since the day your little one discovered they were ticklish and wanted to know why! Fun, funny and full of facts, Carol Mona and her son Matthew, have put together the perfect compendium of questions and answers. Accompanied by hilarious illustrations by David Kantrowitz and a fully researched glossary of terms. Mom, Why Do My Farts Stink? is a must have addition to your parenting arsenal.
Download or read book Burp Spit Fart written by Julia Garstecki and published by Young Voyageur. This book was released on 2019-03-26 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Burp, Spit & Fart: The Science Behind the Gross Things Babies Do answers some of the most pressing questions young readers have about their baby siblings—a companion book to Pick, Spit & Scratch: The Science of Disgusting Habits and Sniff, Lick & Scratch: The Science of Disgusting Animal Habits. Why does a baby’s poop change color as it gets older? How do diapers keep all that pee in? Why do babies have to be burped after eating, and how does burping work, anyway? Do all babies suck their thumbs? And why can they put their toes in their mouths? As with the gross things that other humans and animals do, there’s a bit of science behind the strange things that babies do. Each spread describes a specific habit or behavior, offering multilayered reading opportunities in the form of weird, disgusting facts that ratchet up the gross factor. Weird baby habits are transformed into relatable concepts for kids. In many cases, the author even debunks commonly held myths described and, in the process, shows that babies, though sometimes weird to older kids, are really just in the process of developing into normal kids. When you need immediate answers to questions about specific icky behaviors, use Burp, Spit & Fart's handy glossary and index. Kids will get a thrill out of exclaiming "Eww!" as they read this book. Parents will love that their children are reading and engaged in scientific inquiry.
Download or read book Gross as a Snot Otter written by Jess Keating and published by Knopf Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2019-10-29 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Animal Planet meets Captain Underpants in the ickiest, squickiest, most fart-filled World of Weird Animals book yet, from the creators of Pink Is for Blobfish. The creators of Pink Is for Blobfish are back, and they've brought 17 of their most revolting friends: there are slippery, slimy snot otters, gulls that projectile-vomit on command, fish that communicate via flatulence, and chipmunks that cultivate healthy forests by pooping a trail of seeds wherever they go. But there's more to these skin-crawling creatures than meets the eye, and as zoologist Jess Keating explains, sometimes it's the very things that make us gag that allow these animals to survive in the wild. The perfect combination of yuks, yucks, and eureka!'s, this latest installment in the World of Weird Animals series will inspire budding scientists and burp enthusiasts alike!
Download or read book Stink it Up written by Megan McDonald and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2013-08-06 with total page 129 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A treasury of nose-wrinkling facts, quizzes, recipes and trivia includes entries about how a group of skunks is called a "stench," how snail slime was once an ingredient in cough syrup and more. Original.
Download or read book It s Snot Fair written by Brenda Ponnay and published by Xist Publishing. This book was released on 2017-06-15 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What’s invisible and smells like a carrot? Bunny Farts! Burps, farts, boogers, and other bodily functions take center stage in this collection of illustrated jokes sure to be adored by the preschool through early elementary set.
Download or read book How Loud Can You Burp written by Glenn Murphy and published by Flash Point. This book was released on 2009-09-01 with total page 293 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How loud can your average middle-grader burp? Parents, librarians, and innocent bystanders are about to find out. This follow-up to the equally alluring WHY IS SNOT GREEN? tackles more of life's burning questions, many submitted by real-life ten-year-olds Could we use animal poop to make electricity? What's the world's deadliest disease? Why is your mother turning green? Part silly, part serious, and a big part scatological, HOW LOUD CAN YOU BURP? is destined for greatness and grossness.
Download or read book Why Do Farts Smell Like Rotten Eggs written by Mitchell Symons and published by Random House. This book was released on 2012-03-31 with total page 350 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: EVER WONDERED . . . Why we burp? What a wotsit is? Whether lemmings really jump off cliffs? Why vomit always contains carrots? And why do farts smell like rotten eggs? No subject is too strange and no trivia too tough for Mitchell Symons, who has the answer to these crazy questions, and many more.
Download or read book Yuck s Fart Club written by Matthew Morgan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Originally published in Great Britain in 2006 by Simon & Schuster UK Ltd"--Copyright page.
Download or read book Stinky Thinking written by Alan Katz and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2005-05-31 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Assortment of games, puzzles, and math problems involving various bodily excretions.
