Download or read book Birdie Poop Poetry Book written by Allan R Emery and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2013-01-23 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One day I took my daughter who was about seven, for a walk on the trails at the Back Bay in Portland, Maine. She was committed to walking the entire way around the bay, which is about six miles. Then about four miles into the walk she wanted to stop. There was really no way to do so. Instead her cleaver daddy wrote an instant poetry abomination that was so disgusting to sing, one could not do so without laughing. So, we changed the final two miles of the walk from a whining pity party to a laugh-a-minute musical march neither of us will ever forget. Welcome to "Birdie Poop!"
Download or read book Birdie Poop Poetry Book written by Allan R Emery and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-06-19 with total page 165 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One day I took my daughter who was about seven,for a walk on the trails at the Back Bay in Portland, Maine. She was committed to walking the entire way around the bay, which is about six miles. Then about four miles into the walk she wanted to stop. There was really no way to do so. Instead her cleaver daddy wrote an instant poetry abomination that was so disgusting to sing, one could not do so without laughing. So, we changed the final two miles of the walk from a whining pity party to a laugh-a-minute musical march neither of us will ever forget. Welcome to "Birdie Poop!"
Download or read book Insights and other bothersome things written by Allan R. Emery and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-06-07 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is written using 100%% recycled words. No poets were killed suring the making of this book, but that's not for lack of trying. This book also meets each and/or every international ozone help standard, since they haven't gotten their thumbs out of their buts and created any. Do not operate heavy machinery while reading this book. Do not combine with other medications. Rib tickling insanity that makes way too much sense. When men reach a certain age they are supposed to drink too much, cheat on their wives and view celebrity porn. Unfortunately, that got old quick and I found myself writing random sarcasm and irreverence. I figured I'd make it into a book and piss off my ex, who wanted me to write stories back when all I wanted to do were violent stories where some poor man's wife gets killed in creative ways.
Download or read book The Artistry of LIFE Knocking on the WHITE DOOR written by Allan R Emery and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-09-15 with total page 192 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Artistry of LIFE: Knocking on the WHITE DOOR is a modern day Through the Looking Glass and more. Not only does it rearrange the world we know, it bravely takes us to places of truth that have been ignored for centuries. A typical American girl meets an eccentric mystic philosopher on a poetry site and suddenly finds her life turned completely around. What was a bothersome, stressful, sickly life, transforms into a miraculous, fulfilling, healthy life right before your eyes. Be a fly-on-the-wall as she learns how to stop her brain from tricking her into wrong thinking. See the knowledge of the ancients compared to the knowledge of today. You will be amazed, entertained and hopefully, healed. A young nurse suffering from depression and subsequent physical symptoms is healed Learning 'The Spirits' truths balancing her karma saving her from a life of antidepressant medications and alcohol abuse. Think of all the money you one could save if you could learn balance and forgo the vices!
Download or read book Birdie s Book of Poems written by Birdie Gates-Hill and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2005-06-22 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With an inexplicable love for poetry, "Birdie's Book of Poems" captures dreams, illustrious thoughts, and experiences that one has known or wishes to know.Without effort, we ... all of us know how to love, how to think or suffer. It is said that anyone who wishes to live life fully, needs.to seek poetry."Birdie's Book of Poetry" is an experience, once absorbed, you will continue to feel and to be stirred to a new understanding of crucial and lovely relationships of people and of life.The suspense in "Birdie's Book of Poetry" will build up an almost unbearable tension or tenderness so profound it will make your heart skip a beat.
Download or read book Poems of Poop Number One written by Mark O'Toole and published by . This book was released on 2016-07-08 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever walked through a bookstore and seen dads with their sons, trying to find a book that's not about fairies, princesses, babies, animals or, even worse, baby animals? Nothing wrong with those books, of course, but dads usually end up in the truck book section. Slim pickings. Honestly, kids are just not that into trucks.It's well known that men mature at a slower rate than women. I'm not sure if this is scientific fact or not, but I've heard a man's sense of humor stops evolving around age 10.That's why you need to experience my book of kid's poetry, "Poems of Poop."If you're still reading, congratulations.If a small smile came to your face, even better.Why "Poems of Poop"? Here are a couple of reasons.First, the topic of poop has long been monopolized by one book, "Everyone Poops." That's not fair and that's not right. Poop is way too big a topic for the world to rely on just one book to tell the story. So "Poems of Poop" solves that with a collection of laugh-out-loud poems to even the poop playing field.Second, remember the 2010 success of "Go the **** to Sleep"? It was funny and popular because it spoke the truth. "Poems of Poop" speaks the truth kids between 6-and-10 already know: poop is hilarious. So take the audience that scooped up "Go the *** to Sleep," turn them into highly influential, immature and poop-loving children, and I "smell" success for "Poems of Poop". (And if we can get Samuel L. Jackson to read these on tape, we'll probably make The Today Show.)And back to those dads. Finally, they can have a book they want to buy, and will buy. Granted, they will likely be in big trouble with their wives when they get home, but one kid passing gas should lighten the tension in the room, and then "Poems of Poop" is off to the races, or bathroom, or wherever.
Download or read book 101 Poo Poems by Dr Deuce written by and published by . This book was released on 2018-11-17 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Why Do Flies Eat Doggy Poop written by L. W. Lewis and published by . This book was released on 2001 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Son of Poop written by Gerald Locklin and published by . This book was released on 1973-01-01 with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Complete Poetry of George MacDonald written by George MacDonald and published by e-artnow. This book was released on 2015-10-20 with total page 335 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This carefully crafted ebook: "The Complete Poetry of George MacDonald" is formatted for your eReader with a functional and detailed table of contents. George MacDonald (1824-1905) was a Scottish author, poet, and Christian minister. He was a pioneering figure in the field of fantasy literature and the mentor of fellow writer Lewis Carroll. His writings have been cited as a major literary influence by many notable authors. MacDonald has been credited with founding the "kailyard school" of Scottish writing. Table of Contents: A Book of Strife, in the Form of the Diary of an Old Soul Rampolli: Growths from a Long-planted Root Other Poetical Works: WITHIN AND WITHOUT A HIDDEN LIFE A STORY OF THE SEA-SHORE THE DISCIPLE THE GOSPEL WOMEN A BOOK OF SONNETS ORGAN SONGS VIOLIN SONGS SONGS OF THE DAYS AND NIGHTS A BOOK OF DREAMS ROADSIDE POEMS TO AND OF FRIENDS PARABLES BALLADS MINOR DITTIES MOTES IN THE SUN POEMS FOR CHILDREN A THREEFOLD CORD SCOTS SONGS AND BALLADS A Hidden Life and Other Poems THE HOMELESS GHOST ABU MIDJAN AN OLD STORY A BOOK OF DREAMS TO AURELIO SAFFI SONNET A MEMORIAL OF AFRICA A GIFT THE MAN OF SONGS BETTER THINGS THE JOURNEY PRAYER REST TO A. J. SCOTT LIGHT TO A. J. SCOTT WERE I A SKILFUL PAINTER IF I WERE A MONK, AND THOU WERT A NUN BLESSED ARE THE MEEK, FOR THEY SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH THE HILLS I KNOW WHAT BEAUTY IS I WOULD I WERE A CHILD THE LOST SOUL A DREAM WITHIN A DREAM AFTER AN OLD LEGEND THE TREE'S PRAYER A STORY OF THE SEA SHORE MY HEART O DO NOT LEAVE ME THE HOLY SNOWDROPS TO MY SISTER O THOU OF LITTLE FAITH LONGING A BOY'S GRIEF THE CHILD-MOTHER LOVE'S ORDEAL A PRAYER FOR THE PAST FAR AND NEAR MY ROOM SYMPATHY LITTLE ELFIE THE THANK OFFERING THE BURNT OFFERING FOUR SONNETS SONNET EIGHTEEN SONNETS DEATH AND BIRTH EARLY POEMS LONGING MY EYES MAKE PICTURES DEATH LESSONS FOR A CHILD HOPE DEFERRED THE DEATH OF THE OLD YEAR A SONG IN A DREAM A THANKSGIVING THE GOSPEL WOMEN
Download or read book If I Ran the Zoo written by Dr. Seuss and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 1950 with total page 63 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gerald tells of the very unusual animals he would add to the zoo, if he were in charge.
Download or read book Other Men s Daughters written by Richard Stern and published by New York Review of Books. This book was released on 2017-08-29 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Until the day of Merriwether’s departure from the house—a month after his divorce—the Merriwether family looked like an ideally tranquil one” we read on the first page of Other Men’s Daughters. It is the late 1960s, and the streets of Cambridge, Massachusetts, are full of long-haired hippies decked out in colorful garb, but Dr. Robert Merriwether, who teaches at Harvard and has been married for a good long time, hardly takes note. Learned, curious, thoughtful, and a creature of habit, Merriwether is anything but an impulsive man, and yet over the summer, while Sarah, his wife, is away on vacation, he meets a summer student, Cynthia Ryder, and before long the two have fallen into bed and in love. Richard Stern’s novel is an elegant and unnerving examination of just how cold and destructive a thing love, “the origin of so much story and disorder,” can be.
Download or read book The Simple Art of Flying written by Cory Leonardo and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-02-12 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Delightfully quirky.” —Kirkus Reviews Perfect for fans of The One and Only Ivan, this irresistible debut novel combines plucky humor and a whole lot of heart in a story about the true meaning of family. Sometimes flying means keeping your feet on the ground… Born in a dismal room in a pet store, Alastair the African grey parrot dreams of escape to bluer skies. He’d like nothing more than to fly away to a palm tree with his beloved sister, Aggie. But when Aggie is purchased by twelve-year-old Fritz, and Alastair is adopted by elderly dance-enthusiast and pie-baker Albertina Plopky, the future looks ready to crash-land. In between anxiously plucking his feathers, eating a few books, and finding his own poetic voice, Alastair plots his way to a family reunion. But soon he’s forced to choose between the life he’s always dreamed of and admitting the truth: that sometimes, the bravest adventure is in letting go.
Download or read book Is There Really a Human Race written by Jamie Lee Curtis and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2006-09-05 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is there really a human race? Is it going on now all over the place? When did it start? Who said, "Ready, Set, Go"? Did it start on my birthday? I really must know. With these questions, our hero's imagination is off and running. Is the human race an obstacle course? Is it a spirit? Does he get his own lane? Does he get his own coach? Written with Jamie Lee Curtis's humor and heart and illustrated with Laura Cornell's worldly wit, Is There Really a Human Race? Is all about relishing the journey and making good choices along the way—because how we live and how we love is how we learn to make the world a better place, one small step at a time.
Download or read book His Children written by Anita Schiller and published by . This book was released on 2003 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A compelling collage of images and words portraying the simple idea that every member of the human race is connected in a way that transcends boundaries and bloodlines. Over BW photos represent + years of work, accompanied by original poetry. His Children will do more than make your heart soar it will change the way you view the world.
Download or read book Index to Poetry and Recitations written by and published by . This book was released on 1962 with total page 2176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Little Bird s ABC written by Piet Grobler and published by Boyds Mills Press. This book was released on 2005 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Birds make sounds that start with each letter of the alphabet.
