Download or read book 101 Lawyer Jokes written by Matthew Burgess and published by . This book was released on 2015-04-20 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Matthew Burgess is one of the four directors and founders of specialist firm View Legal. Having the opportunity to help all those he has interaction with achieve their dreams is what he is passionate about. As an author Matthew is published across a range of topics including: 1. Technical legal books - see www.viewlegal.com.au/product-category/books/ 2. Children's books, under the pseudonym 'Lily Burgess' - see www.wordsfromdaddysmouth.com.au 3. Business book - The Dream Enabler - see www.thedreamenabler.com.au For many years Matthew has collected virtually every lawyer joke shared with him. This book - '101 Lawyer Jokes' - gives the collection a public release for the first time.
Download or read book Best Ever 101 Lawyer Jokes written by Matthew Burgess Burgess and published by . This book was released on 2015-11-04 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Matthew Burgess is one of the four directors and founders of specialist firm View Legal. Having the opportunity to help all those he has interaction with achieve their dreams is what he is passionate about. As an author Matthew is published across a range of topics including: 1. Technical legal books - see www.viewlegal.com.au/product-category/books/ 2. Children's books, under the pseudonym 'Lily Burgess' - see www.wordsfromdaddysmouth.com.au 3. Business book - The Dream Enabler - see www.thedreamenabler.com.au For many years Matthew has collected virtually every lawyer joke shared with him. This book - '101 Lawyer Jokes' - gives the collection a public release for the first time.
Download or read book 101 Lawyer Jokes for Lawyers written by Elias Hill and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-09-24 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Finally, a lawyer joke book created with lawyers in mind! This 101 Lawyer Jokes for Lawyers book is full of funny, humorous wisecracks that apply only to lawyers and the legal profession. You won't find "God doesn't think he's a lawyer" jokes here. These jokes poke fun at clients, the courtroom, litigation, judges and law school but still pays respect to the profession that advises people in legal matters. You'll find yourself arrested in laughter as you read through 101 Lawyer Jokes for Lawyers. Get a copy for yourself or for a lawyer with a good sense of humor!
Download or read book 101 Lawyer Jokes written by James Alexander and published by Crombie Jardine Publishing. This book was released on 2012-06-13 with total page 107 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Justifiably or not, lawyers all over the world have a rather bad reputation for being unfeeling, low- down, money- grasping rotters... This is supported by the huge amount of jokes poking fun at the species. Here is a collection of 101 examples - what we consider to be the funniest lawyer jokes.
Download or read book 101 Lawyer Jokes written by and published by . This book was released on 1992 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Best Lawyer Jokes Ever written by Barnes and Noble Staff and published by . This book was released on 2002-03-04 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hey-know the difference between a dry cleaner and a lawyer? The cleaner pays if he loses your suit. If a lawyer loses your suit, he'll take you to the cleaners. The verdict is in: these are the funniest jokes ever made about lawyers. They'll tip the scales of laughter in your favor and sentence you to hours of helpless hilarity. Attorneys, judges, plaintiffs, and defendants: in these comic quips and riddles, everyone in the courtroom goes on trial. Here's just one: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? An offer you can't understand. They'll all add up to a winning case of amusement.
Download or read book 101 More Lawyer Jokes written by and published by . This book was released on 1993 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Best Lawyer Jokes Ever written by Sterling Publishing Company and published by Sterling. This book was released on 2003 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Attorneys, judges, plaintiffs, and defendants: in these comic quips and riddles, everyone in the courtroom goes on trial"--Page 4 of cover.
Download or read book The Best Lawyer Jokes Ever written by Beth Tripmacher and published by MetroBooks (NY). This book was released on 2002-05 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: -- Will tip the scales of laughter in your favor, sentencing you to hours of helpless hilarity with some of the funniest jokes and quotes from the hollowed halls of justice. -- More than 100 uproarious jokes -- Handsomely designed with lively illustrations -- A perfect gift for Father's Day, or for the new lawyer in the family.
Download or read book The Greatest Lawyer Jokes of All Time written by William L. Pfeifer and published by . This book was released on 2007 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Written by a lawyer, this work primarily targets attorneys but also mocks judges, police officers, criminal defendants, clients, doctors, and other people who have to deal with lawyers.
Download or read book Best Ever 101 Accountant Jokes written by Matthew Burgess and published by . This book was released on 2018-06 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Matthew Burgess is one of the directors and founders of specialist firm View Legal. Having the opportunity to help all those he has interaction with achieve their dreams is what he is passionate about. As an author Matthew is published across a range of topics including:1. Technical legal books - see www.viewlegal.com.au/product-category/books/2. Children's books, under the pseudonym 'Lily Burgess' - see www.wordsfromdaddysmouth.com.au3. Business book - The Dream Enabler - see www.thedreamenabler.com.auFor many years Matthew has collected virtually every accountant joke shared with him. This book - '101 Accountant Jokes' - gives the collection a public release for the first time. Two warnings however. First - Matthew has an accounting degree; however realised he must have been a lawyer when he narrowly avoided failing his final accounting exams. Second - if you have previously read Matthew's publication '101 Lawyer Jokes' you may be bitterly disappointed if you were thinking that any of the jokes in '101 Accountant Jokes' would be something other than globally replacing 'lawyer' with 'accountant'.
Download or read book The World s Best Lawyer Jokes written by Edward Phillips and published by . This book was released on 1989-01-01 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Lawyers Joke Book written by Chester Croker and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-18 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have lots of fun and laughter with this hilarious lawyers joke book. Lawyers, attorneys, legal executives, paralegals and others will enjoy this collection of funny jokes for lawyers. You will be rolling on the floor with laughter at this huge case load of gags. This mixture of lawyer jokes are laugh out loud funny and will prove that lawyers have a good sense of humor. This book is brand new in November 2020, and it is guaranteed to give you a permanent smile. Inside you will find many quality legal jokes, many cheesy lawyer jokes and many stories to make you laugh out loud. Do not delay, and buy it now!
Download or read book The World s Funniest Lawyer Jokes written by Steven D. Price and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-05-11 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What is it about lawyers that has made them the butt of hundreds and hundreds of jokes over the centuries? Whatever the reason, everyone—including lawyers and judges themselves—has laughed at attorney-aimed humor. Now here is the best and most recent collection of jokes, anecdotes, quotations, and proverbs that poke fun (. . . and malice) at the legal profession. In summation, you must find The World’s Funniest Lawyer Jokes guilty of disorder in court and sentence all who read this perfect gift for any lawyer, client, judge, law student, or wannabe attorney to many hours of laughter.
Download or read book The Lawyer s Joke Book written by John Patrick Dolan and published by Advantage Media Group. This book was released on 2008-09 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lawyer jokes have been around since there have been lawyers. In fact, the very first lawyer to ever pass the bar was Mediocritus, who went on to invent the billable hour. People make jokes about lawyers for the same reason that dogs lick themselves because they can. Lawyers are easy targets because everyone in America has at one time either a) hired a lawyer, b) hated a lawyer, or c) has been a lawyer. No matter what your affiliation with the legal profession is, you will enjoy this book. If you don't enjoy it, hey, sue us.
Download or read book Hilarious Lawyer Jokes written by Steven D. Price and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-02-10 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What is it about lawyers that has made them the butt of hundreds and hundreds of jokes over the centuries? Whatever the reason, everyone—including lawyers and judges themselves—has had a hearty chuckle over attorney-aimed humor. Hilarious Lawyer Jokes pokes the most fun (and malice) at a profession that has been targeted with humorous jabs for centuries. From this single hilarious source, with full-color illustrations, get your one-liners (Q: How many lawyer jokes are there? A: Only three. The rest are true stories.), your historical and literary quotations (Litigation: A machine that you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage—Ambrose Bierce: The Devil’s Dictionary), and all the lengthier, fun-to-share forensic funnies you can handle, such as: A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I love my BMW, I love my BMW.” Focusing on his car, not his driving, he smashed into a tree. He miraculously survived, but his car was totaled. “My BMW! My BMW!” he sobbed. A good Samaritan drove by and cried out, “Sir, sir, you’re bleeding. And, my god, your left arm is gone!” The lawyer looked down and screamed, “My Rolex! My Rolex!” In summation, you must find Hilarious Lawyer Jokes guilty of disorder in court and sentence all who read this perfect gift for any lawyer, client, judge, law student, or wannabe attorney to many hours of laughter.
Download or read book 101 Puzzles Riddles and Rhymes for Attorneys written by Hyla Hope Harder, PH D and published by Xulon Press. This book was released on 2010-04 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Research has shown that working puzzles and solving riddles can help a person retain mental sharpness and even help to prevent Alzheimer's. 101 Puzzles, Riddles and Rhymes for Attorneys gives lawyers the opportunity to sharpen their mental wits while having fun cogitating on their favorite subject-the Law! Added to the puzzles and riddles are humorous nursery rhymes about imaginary legal figures. Combining beneficial mental exercise with pure fun is what you get in 101 Puzzles, Riddles and Rhymes for Attorneys. It is so much fun, it is almost illegal! Hyla Hope Harder was born in Oklahoma City but has lived most of her life in Tulsa, Oklahoma. She received her B.A. in French and English from the University of Tulsa, her M.A. in American Literature from the University of Oklahoma and her Ph.D. in English Literature from the University of Tulsa. She has taught on both a high school and college level. For 9 years she had a column in a national legal magazine. The column consisted of word puzzles designed for lawyers and legal secretaries. She is employed at the University of Oklahoma in Tulsa where she works with the greatest people on earth! She is the author of Silent Voices, a collection of poems, and a series of puzzle books including 101 Puzzles, Riddles and Rhymes for Cat Lovers and 101 Puzzles, Riddles and Rhymes for Attorneys. A Christian, she takes her greatest delight in acknowledging Jesus Christ as her Lord and Savior.
