Download or read book The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor written by Larry A. Glanz and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2000-11-10 with total page 253 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE ULTIMATE BOOK OF BATHROOM ETIQUETTE AND HUMOR (REVISED 2023 EDITION) Stories, Quotes, Rules, Songs, Musings, and More to Educate, Entertain & Inspire. www.UltimateBathroomBook.com There are other books on the market designed to give bathroom users a few laughs, or a lot of arcane facts, while they are passing their time...and gas. But there are very few if any other books that are about all aspects of the bathroom itself. The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor will uniquely give you the expertise you need to make you a more considerate bathroom user, and have you laughing your butt off in the process. Bathroom etiquette expert and author Larry Glanz, a longtime traveling salesman in the nutritional products industry, has experienced more than his share of bathroom follies, committed by both hosts and guests alike. And indeed, as he hilariously shares in the Introduction of this book, he has also committed his own embarrassing acts, which he describes as some “real doozies”. Having seen the best and the worst of countless bathrooms over his many years on the road, he is determined to make better hosts and guests of us all. Glanz dispenses advice on everything from flushing to spraying the air to taking proper care of pets (or Pet-iquette) through clever and catchy rhymes and parodies. The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor features: • Hundreds of tidbits of advice conveyed in catchy, rhyming form • 60-plus full song parodies • Dozens of Commandments of Bathroom Etiquette •Oodles of Fartlett’s Unfamiliar Quotations • The exclusive, hilarious advice of the ancient bathroom philosopher Confuse-us ...and so much more to learn about, laugh at and sing to!!! Author Larry Glanz, who had previously earned a guest appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show to highlight his first book, “How to Start a Romantic Encounter”, believes that the timing is right for this book, as we can all use the laughs...not to mention clean, fragrant bathrooms. So pick up a copy for yourself, for family and friends, or for anyone who is liable to be a guest in your bathroom! You’ll thank us later.

Download or read book I Pooped written by Blank Publishers and published by . This book was released on 2018-12-13 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Bathroom Guest Book Do you know who's been in your bathroom? You will now! Enjoy the comments left behind from your guests (hopefully that's all they left) and provide some entertainment while sitting on the thrown.

Download or read book A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing but Using the Bathroom as an Escape written by Joe Pera and published by Forge Books. This book was released on 2021-11-16 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A USA TODAY BESTSELLER! The cozy comedy of Joe Pera meets the darkly playful illustrations of Joe Bennett in A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing But Using the Bathroom as an Escape, a funny, warm, and sincere guide to regaining calm and confidence when you're hiding in the bathroom. “Nothing says ‘class’ to your dinner guests more than a Joe Pera book next to the can.” —Seth Meyers Joe Pera goes to the bathroom a lot. And his friend, Joe Bennett, does too. They both have small bladders but more often it’s just to get a moment of quiet, a break from work, or because it’s the only way they know how to politely end conversations. So they created a functional meditative guide to help people who suffer from social anxiety and deal with it in this very particular way. Although, it’s a comedic book, the goal is to help these readers: 1. Relax 2. Recharge 3. Rejoin the world outside of the bathroom It’s also fun entertainment for people simply hiding in the bathroom to avoid doing work. A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing But Using the Bathroom as an Escape will be waiting in the bathroom like a beacon for anxious readers looking to feel calm, confident, and less alone. “Nothing says ‘class’ to your dinner guests more than a Joe Pera book next to the can.” —Seth Meyers “A beautiful and funny book about something I have done all my life. Thank you, Mr. Joseph Pera.” —Aidy Bryant At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Download or read book What s Your Poo Telling You written by Josh Richman and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2007-05-03 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "With universal appeal (everyone poops, after all), this witty, illustrated description of over two dozen dookies (each with a medical explanation written by a doctor) details what one can learn about health and well-being by studying what's in the bowl. A floater? It's probably due to a buildup of gas. Now think back on last night's dinner, a burrito perhaps? . . .All the greatest hits are here: The Log Jam, The Glass Shard, The Deja Poo, The Hanging Chad ... the list goes on. Sidebars, trivia, over 60 euphemisms for number 2, and unusual case histories all make this the ultimate bathroom reader. Who knew you could learn so much from your poo?"--Publisher website (October 2007)

Download or read book The Guest Book written by Sarah Blake and published by Flatiron Books. This book was released on 2019-05-07 with total page 497 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Instant New York Times Bestseller Longlisted for Andrew Carnegie Medal for Excellence 2020 New England Society Book Award Winner for Fiction “The Guest Book is monumental in a way that few novels dare attempt.” —The Washington Post The thought-provoking new novel by New York Times bestselling author Sarah Blake An exquisitely written, poignant family saga that illuminates the great divide, the gulf that separates the rich and poor, black and white, Protestant and Jew. Spanning three generations, The Guest Book deftly examines the life and legacy of one unforgettable family as they navigate the evolving social and political landscape from Crockett’s Island, their family retreat off the coast of Maine. Blake masterfully lays bare the memories and mistakes each generation makes while coming to terms with what it means to inherit the past.

Download or read book Christmas Wedding Guest Book written by Grace White and published by Infinityou. This book was released on 2019-12-21 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you getting married during the winter season? This romantic holiday wedding guest book is the perfect gift to say congratulations to a new husband and a new bride. For a holiday themed wedding this guest book is the perfect gift for a romantic bride and groom. Click on our brand name under the title of this listing for more winter themed journals, calandars, notebooks, diaries, agendas, coloring, activity & puzzle books for a variety of occasions and events. Wedding guest books are a great way to have your guests and invited visitors leave you a personal messages so you can keep a vivid memory of the most beautiful day of your life. It is also a thoughtful keepsake gift for you to hold onto memories of your special day, friends & family. Years after your wedding, you will be able to enjoy and laugh at the sentimental and funny sayings, thoughts, wishes, quotes, poems, and stories that your loved ones like your grandparents, siblings, parents, friends & colleges wrote into this keepsake back in the day. Features: - 120 Pages For wedding guests to leave a few lines for a message, thoughts, comments, well wishes, anecdotes, quotes, sayings, or whatever else your guests want to express towards the happy couple - 8.5"x8.5" dimension - Cover: Soft, Matte with Premium and Unique Design - Binding: Perfect binding, non-spiral - Heavy Paper Add this wonderful keepsake to your cart now and celebrate a wonderful Thanksgiving Wedding!

Download or read book Guest Book written by Gliviu Books and published by . This book was released on 2019-03-10 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Guest Book Message Book For Parties Events with space for 330 guests to write their Name Thoughts Addresse Messages Memories Comments. Product information: - The Guest Book Message Book features space for 330 entries + 20 Blank Pages to write in or for memorable pictures - Includes Gift Log Pages - Product Dimensions: 8.5 x 8.5 inches = 21.59 x 21.59 cm, - White paper - Durable perfect binding - Matte Cover . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . big portable pages paper sign in guest book guestbook congratulations registry visitors house gifts comments home party supplies book visitor books for birthday bridal shower graduations retirement wedding anniversary home party baptism wedding baby shower parties photo album scrapbook craft gift gifts for anniversary family women men teacher teachers grandma grandpa children girl boy accessories scrapbooking spaces with address name ideas alternative blank autograph signature collecting autographs signatures retirement retired not hardcover hard cover pictures photos graduation and pen set please our funeral vacation rustic bridal celebration of life memorial bathroom heart birthday personalized check pens leather unique reunion tree gold vintage personalised christening plain frame large wooden poster naming day print small ivory holiday puzzle love papercraft signing hearts engagement fingerprint cloud a4 top hotel condolence confirmation elephant jar framed art deco ginger ray kraft first holy communion wishing building block luxury golden a build memory unusual welcome beach theme page bunting bird paperchase email feedback envelopes pearl different wood ceremony guests to write message comment style loving easel chic stickers world thumbprint showers post shooting fingerprints hardback burlap floral light up ruby romance bright side couch starfish sea stand fairy tale love information booklet flowers executive fairytale photos creative letters board list wish cream antique paperblanks cards chalkboard canvas booth ring cross travel kids hot camera hand made wings paper wrap birthdays planner hos register signin journal visitor lined marriage create bloom markers classy signs office thank you picture gilded blooms extraordinary brides edge lines ribbon we appreciate reception place bookmark elegant planners at case line purchase weddings store guest reception card unlined diary event groom edges florals wedding wedding''s sign-in journals favors souvenirs decorations bags simple beauty products chiffon guestbooks all keepsakes guess money registey stencil registrys panning cakes decoration sticker candles kit glass free cake calendar lists classic card stock bouquet dress stamp sex invitados traditions tea dresses pack vases candle well wishes keepsake champagne pillow notebook decor prop tags numbers hair invitation invitations blanks guest book guestbook for birthday bridal shower graduations retirement wedding anniversary home party baptism wedding baby shower parties gift gifts for feathers anniversary family women men mom bride teacher teachers grandma grandpa children girl boy

Download or read book The Prefab Bathroom written by Deborah Schneiderman and published by McFarland. This book was released on 2014-10-15 with total page 135 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This congenial graphic architectural history examines the significance of the prefab bathroom in the history of prefabricated technologies in the built environment. The cultural aspects of ritual and sanitary necessities of hygiene have added to complexities in bathroom design, and driven the development of various alternative construction methods, specifically prefabrication. First introduced with Buckminister Fuller's 1936 Dymaxion Bathroom, and subsequently revisited by many architects and designers, the prefab model has expanded to "pod" and "plug-in" concepts on the building- and city-scale.

Download or read book Shit Happens written by Friendly Guest Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-22 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Bathroom Guest Book Do you want to know who was in the bathroom and what thinking? Thanks to these book, you will now! This book is Ideal to fun and makes comfortable for guestes also spent nice time in bathroom! Make a Perfect Gift for Birthday, Christmas, Parties, Anniversaries also for Family, Friends, Coworkers, Office and Events. If you would like to see a sample of the journal, click on the Look inside feature. Specifications: Dimensions: 8.25" x 6" (20.96 x 15.24 cm) Pages: 100 Pages Cover: Glossy - Fit any decor Binding: Perfect Binding High-Quality paper Make sure to check out the others colors/style our books. Get yours today!

Download or read book Bathroom Guest Book written by Bathroom Guest and published by . This book was released on 2019-04-13 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bathroom Guest Book: Funny, Unique House Warming Gift Guests Will Love: 8.25x6 Inches, 102 Custom Pages This beautiful bathroom guestbook is a fun and trendy way to entertain guests who visit and spend time in your bathroom. Each page welcomes your guest and has several tick boxes for them to check, including: sign in, play with your phone?, inspect your teeth for food?, mess with your hair?, check out your butt in the mirror?, I talk to myself on the toilet?, I take restroom selfies?, read through this entire guest book?, etc. Also a place to doodle and a space to write thoughts inspired by sitting on the throne and your favorite name for this bathroom. You will never wonder who has been a special visitor in your bathroom, now you'll know! You will simply enjoy reading all the comments left behind in this stylish journal with many, many prompts. Give your guests something fun to do and interesting to read as they "get shit done". Makes a perfect novelty gift for birthdays, Christmas, anniversaries, relative, friend, family, coworker, gag gift or retirement. Fun for events or a party. Paperback, quality white paper, matte finish cover.

Download or read book Would Poop Here Again Bathroom Guest Book written by Amy Newton and published by . This book was released on 2020-06-25 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This beautiful Bathroom Guestbook notebook is definitely a fun and trendy way of entertaining anyone who comes to visit and spend time in your bathroom. Each page welcomes your guest and features several tick boxes for questions & space for them to check, including: Name, Sign In Visiting From Date, Time, (Day & Year) DURING YOUR VISIT DID YOU . . . Play With Your Phone? Mess With Your Hair? Inspect Your Teeth For Food? Check Your Butt In The Mirror? Read Through This Entire Guest Book? CHECK ALL THAT APPLY . . . I Take Restroom Selfies I Snoop In Medicine Cabinets I Text/ Call While On The Toilet I Pick My Nose In The Restroom I Talk To Myself While On The Toilet Doodles & Brilliant Thoughts Inspired By Sitting On The Throne Or Toilet: Blank Lined Place To Write & Leave Comments, quote Or Draw A Picture. You will never wonder who has been a special visitor in your bath room, now you'll know with this signin guestbook! You will simply enjoy reading all the comments left behind in this stylish journal notebook with many, many prompts. Give your guests some fun things to do and interesting & great things to read as they "get shit done". Makes hilarious and humorous novelty gifts to give for special events such as birthdays, Christmas, anniversaries, relative, friends, family, housewarming, coworker, white elephant gag gift, wedding, vacation house or retirement party. Perfect gifts for events or a summer party of memories. Size is 8.5x8.5 inches, 102 pages, quality white paper, black ink, soft matte finish cover, simple design, paperback. Get one today!

Download or read book Notes from the Bathroom Line written by Amy Solomon and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2021-03-30 with total page 512 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of never-before-seen humor pieces—essays, satire, short stories, poetry, cartoons, artwork, and more—from more than 150 of the biggest female comedians today, curated by Amy Solomon, a producer of the hit HBO shows Silicon Valley and Barry. With contributions from: Lolly Adefope • Maria Bamford • Aisling Bea • Lake Bell • Rachel Bloom • Rhea Butcher • Nicole Byer • D’Arcy Carden • Aya Cash • Karen Chee • Margaret Cho • Mary H.K. Choi • Amanda Crew • Rachel Dratch • Beanie Feldstein • Jo Firestone • Briga Heelan • Samantha Irby • Emily V. Gordon • Patti Harrison • Mary Holland • Jen Kirkman • Lauren Lapkus • Riki Lindhome • Kate Micucci • Natalie Morales • Aparna Nancherla • Yvonne Orji • Lennon Parham • Chelsea Peretti • Alexandra Petri • Natasha Rothwell • Amber Ruffin • Andrea Savage • Kristen Schaal • Megan Stalter • Beth Stelling • Cecily Strong • Sunita Mani • Geraldine Viswanathan • Michaela Watkins • Mo Welch • Sasheer Zamata • and many more. More than four decades ago, the groundbreaking book Titters: The First Collection of Humor by Women showcased the work of some of the leading female comedians of the 1970s like Gilda Radner, Candice Bergen, and Phyllis Diller. The book became an essential time capsule of an era, the first of its kind, that opened doors for many more funny women to smash the comedy glass-ceiling. Today, brilliant women continue to push the boundaries of just how funny—and edgy—they can be in a field that has long been dominated by men. In Notes from the Bathroom Line, Amy Solomon brings together all-new material from some of the funniest women in show business today—award-winning writers, stand-up comedians, actresses, cartoonists, and more. Notes from the Bathroom Line proves there are no limits to how funny, bad-ass, and revolutionary women can—and continue—to be.

Download or read book A Bathroom Guest Book by Dr Deuce written by Duke Jarboe and published by . This book was released on 2020-07-04 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Bathroom Guest Book is guaranteed to have you and your guests smiling from ear to rear! Keep in your guest bathroom or better yet, bring to your next White Elephant gift exchange. This is the perfect gift for Dads and Grads and makes for a hilarious housewarming party. Each page has space to doodle, write a poo poem, rate the experience and contribute to the great toilet paper over/under debate. A perfect companion to Dr. Deuce's 101 Poo Poems!

Download or read book I Pooped written by Golden Lifestyle Press and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-06 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Bathroom Guest Book Do you want to know who was in the bathroom and what thinking? Thanks to these book, you will now! These book is Ideal to fun and makes comfortable for guestes also spent nice time in bathroom! Make a Perfect Gift for Birthday, Christmas, Parties, Anniversaries also for Family, Friends, Coworkers, Office and Events. If you would like to see a sample of the journal, click on the Look inside feature. Specifications: Dimensions: 8.25" x 6" (20.96 x 15.24 cm) Pages: 100 Pages Cover: Glossy - Fit any decor Binding: Perfect Binding High-Quality paper Make sure to check out the others colors/style our books. Get yours today!

Download or read book Take a Bath written by Robert Klanten and published by Die Gestalten Verlag-DGV. This book was released on 2017 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An oasis within the home: Take A Bath offers the most innovative bathroom designs of today and provides inspiration for those who seek relaxation and rejuvenation.

Download or read book Bathroom Guest Book written by Christopher Stool and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-24 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Bathroom WC Guestbook for Visitors Surprise your visitors with a humorous guestbook It contains a welcome page, toilet rules and a "my thoughts" section for greetings, ideas, suggestions or sketches. Perfect gift for the housewarming party 120 pages 21 cm x 15,2 cm Softcover Are you looking for a humorous guestbook for your toilet? Then this booklet is just right for you. On a total of 120 pages, your guests have enough space to immortalize themselves creatively. On the first page, your toilet guests are welcomed. The second page contains some funny toilet rules. Please remain seated for the whole performance If you lift it up...Put it down If it runs out...Replace it If you miss it...Wipe it If you're finished...Flush it If it smells...Spray it Your guests will certainly not forget this toilet visit so quickly. The toilet guest book is also a great gift for the first time you move into an apartment or house. It's also ideal for groundbreaking ceremonies or topping-out ceremonies. Because one thing is for sure, a toilet can be found in every habitable building.

Download or read book Bathroom Guest Book Wipe It Real Good written by Nimble Restroom Creative and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-28 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This Hilarious Restroom Guest Book is the perfect gag gift for a housewarming party or white elephant gift. This funny guestbook gives your guests a little something to do while sitting on the throne in your home. They may have forgotten their phone or can't reach the shampoo bottle, so this is a great option to sit on the back of the toilet waiting for your guests to fill it out - Don't forget to leave a pen! This bathroom guestbook has space for your guests to leave their name, date, time and reason for visit at the top, followed by the "during your visit did you?" section with check boxes prompting them to check off the everything they did during their time in the bathroom. Also included is the ever great star "rating" at the bottom, perfect for guests to rate how well your restroom ranks - hopefully it's up there with the best of them! Would be the hilarious addition to any bathroom, friends bathroom, weekly or daily rental house, vacation timeshare or white elephant gift. Features: Soft Velvety Matte Finish Cover Bright White Thick Pages Room for 98 Guests to rate your restroom Perfect 6" x 9" size to sit on the back of the toilet or counter Add to your cart now! Grab a copy for your friends and yourself! Makes a great addition to any bathroom! for thoughts and funny prompts for them to fill out as well as space for doodling and has space for 100 guests! Beautiful design on a matte finish softcover and is perfect size to keep in your vacation home, rental place, or your home. Be sure to check out our other guest books in our store by clicking on our author name right below the book title above.