Download or read book Bad Day in a Banana Hammock written by Stuart R. West and published by Crossroad Press. This book was released on 2020-12-19 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Zach wakes up with no memory, no phone, and no clothes except his stripper g-string. And oh yeah! There’s that pesky naked dead guy in bed next to him. Problem is Zach’s not gay. Or a murderer. At least, he doesn’t think so. Only one person can help him, his sister, Zora. Of course Zora’s got problems of her own—she has three kids at home and is eight months pregnant with the fourth. So she’s a bit cranky. But that’s not going to stop her from helping her brother. With kids in tow, the siblings set out to find the true killer, clear Zach’s name, and reassure Zach he’s not gay. “An hilarious murder mystery romp. Ride along with Zach and Zora on this most entertaining of mysteries.” -Heather Brainerd, author of the Jose Picada, P.I. mystery series “A fun, quirky whodunit so full of wild antics, it will keep you guessing...when you're not giggling.” -Heather Greenis, author of The Natasha Saga “Bad Day in a Banana Hammock will have you wiping up tears of hysterical laughter.” -Suzanne de Montigney, author of the Shadow of the Unicorn series

Download or read book Banana Hammock written by Anita Job and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-05-27 with total page 578 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 577

Download or read book The New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English written by Tom Dalzell and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2015-06-26 with total page 21043 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Booklist Top of the List Reference Source The heir and successor to Eric Partridge's brilliant magnum opus, The Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English, this two-volume New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English is the definitive record of post WWII slang. Containing over 60,000 entries, this new edition of the authoritative work on slang details the slang and unconventional English of the English-speaking world since 1945, and through the first decade of the new millennium, with the same thorough, intense, and lively scholarship that characterized Partridge's own work. Unique, exciting and, at times, hilariously shocking, key features include: unprecedented coverage of World English, with equal prominence given to American and British English slang, and entries included from Australia, New Zealand, Canada, India, South Africa, Ireland, and the Caribbean emphasis on post-World War II slang and unconventional English published sources given for each entry, often including an early or significant example of the term’s use in print. hundreds of thousands of citations from popular literature, newspapers, magazines, movies, and songs illustrating usage of the headwords dating information for each headword in the tradition of Partridge, commentary on the term’s origins and meaning New to this edition: A new preface noting slang trends of the last five years Over 1,000 new entries from the US, UK and Australia New terms from the language of social networking Many entries now revised to include new dating, new citations from written sources and new glosses The New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English is a spectacular resource infused with humour and learning – it’s rude, it’s delightful, and it’s a prize for anyone with a love of language.

Download or read book Murder by Massage written by Stuart R. West and published by Crossroad Press. This book was released on 2021-12-07 with total page 158 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Zach, the friendly neighborhood "male entertainer dancer," is back and mixed up in another suspicious murder case! But just like last time, big sister, Zora—private investigator supreme—comes to the rescue, complete with four kids in tow. Nuttiness, chaos, and mystery ensue as Zach and Zora race against the clock to prove his innocence. No clue is too big, no clue is too small. Even if it involves dancing cops, ex-radical hippy militants, pompous pastors, or a creepy set of "Furries" (don't ask!)

Download or read book The Art of War for Dating written by Eric Rogell and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-12-18 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For centuries, man has studied the ancient art of war before heading into battle--obsessively planning, strategically theorizing, and meticulously executing. If only he did that before trying to pick up women. Just as they turn to Sun Tzu's honored text for military guidance, they can sharpen their dating skills by adapting the good general's advice. But since every guy hitting the bar on Saturday night isn't a seasoned warrior, this book has done the heavy lifting. By dissecting Sun Tzu's original text, extracting his core wisdom, and applying it to picking up women, this book teaches you how to win the battle of the sexes. A woman might not be an enemy to conquer--but she is a prize to win over.

Download or read book Gay 2 Zee written by Donald F. Reuter and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2006-05-30 with total page 264 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A "New York Times"bestselling author and illustrator presents the ultimate visualized guide to gay words, slang, and phrases with entries that include definitions, provenance, and which section of the gay community is most likely to use the term.

Download or read book Slangs Dictionary of Unconventional English written by Salim Khan Anmol and published by Sakha Global Books, Inc.. This book was released on 2020-01-08 with total page 735 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Slangs Dictionary of Unconventional English -is a recently launched book of Sakha Global Books publication to hold good command over English language. This is an excellent resource for all students who wish to learn, write and speak English language from zero level. Perfect for self-study, the series follows a guided-learning approach that gives students access to a full answer key with model answers. This book has been divided into sections and each section has been further divided into lessons. have been given, wherever necessary. Also, exercises are given at the end of every lesson for practice and solutions at the end of the book. This book has been designed to help you learn English in an easy and proper way. This is a clearly structured introductory English learning book intended to offer readers an advanced fluency in both spoken and written English. English pronunciations are given in easy way helping the readers to understand the complexities of English pronunciation. If one of those sounds familiar to you, perhaps you have found the right book. This book is essential for you to break through and not only improving your spoken skills but developing them so well regardless of your age. Armed with the proven tips, tricks, and techniques in this book, you’ll discover that you’ll be soaring to an entirely new and exciting level of learning within days. On top of that, these guidelines can be used nearly effortlessly. Proven Technique That Works You’ll discover what “Immersion” is and how it can painlessly take you to a supreme status in your studies. You’ll also learn about a related method of learning to pronounce English fearlessly. It’s called the “Shadowing.” Once you try it you’ll realize why so many people praise its effectiveness. Salient Features of the Book: • Self-Sufficient, Self-Study Book. • Detailed Explanation of English Grammar Topics. • Easy tools for Written and Spoken English. • Complete Guide to Error-free usage of English in day-to-day life. • Easy to Grasp Language for better understanding. English is not an easy language to learn. But if you are using proper methods to learn and speak, you’ll find that your next level of learning is just a click away. Learn and adopt these techniques, tips, and many more secrets revealed in this book, and your English fluency will be on a whole different level in 60 days ! Remember: Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect. Download Now and Start Speaking Fluent English! - Sakha Global Books

Download or read book Only You written by Heatherly Bell and published by Heatherly Bell Books. This book was released on 2021-12-10 with total page 99 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Give a guy a private lingerie show and suddenly everyone in town is talking about you... Mallory "Baby" Gillham needs a second chance. She'd like to stay in Starlight Hill permanently, the one place she feels safe, even if the only men interested in her now are SLs (stripper lovers.) His contract with the U.S. Army complete, Ranger Liam Turlock is stateside again and must decide whether he’ll re-up for another four. When Liam meets Mallory while hiding behind a rack of banana hammocks at the Tatas and More shop (don’t ask) he has an idea. He and Mallory will pretend to date so that 1. Mallory can repair her good-time girl image; and 2. Liam can get his family to stop their matchmaking. So for now, or at least until Liam goes back home to Colorado, he and Mallory are a thing to anyone who asks, especially anyone with the last name of Turlock. But fake has never been so real… An insta-love, military, fake dating, small-town romance with no cliffhangers, and an HEA!

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Download or read book Cool versus Creepy written by Fred D. Cushner, MD and published by LULU. This book was released on 2014-03 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As a physician, Dr. Fred D. Cushner firmly believes that laughter is a good form of medicine-just as long as people are laughing with you and not at you. Cool versus Creepy: An Aging Man's Guide to Turning Fifty is as quick, fun, and memorable as the epic Vegas pool party that inspired it. Ever wondered just how others perceive you and your actions? Just what sort of impression do your ponytail, Corvette, scandalously young girlfriend, and earring really make? Is anyone really impressed by your midlife-crisis antics? Is it as cool as you think ... or just creepy? Dr. Fred D. Cushner is a well-known Orthopedic Surgeon in NYC who specializes in knee surgery. He is an avid medical writer, having authored two knee text books, numerous scientific articles, many book chapters, and even an article entitled Humor and Medicine. In his free time, he enjoys creative writing, having previously completed a children's book entitled NBA and The Other 23 Letters of the Alphabet.

Download or read book The Best Men written by Lauren Blakely and published by Troliver Books. This book was released on 2022-01-18 with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bestselling authors Sarina Bowen and Lauren Blakely team up for the first time in an enemies-to-lovers, opposites-attract, irresistibly sexy standalone romance between the best man and the other best man! In my defense, I was left alone with a bottle of single-malt and a life-long penchant for protecting my baby sister. Still, that's no excuse to send ten drunk-texts on why her hasty marriage would be a mistake. If only I had just texted my sister. But nope. I accidentally sent the message to her, her groom, and his super hot wingman. I also used the phrase “super hot wingman,” so I’d like to die now. Instead, I have to plan a wedding with the aforementioned hottie and share a too-small guesthouse in steamy Miami. Three days in the sun with the cocky, charming former athlete who likes to push my buttons? Fine, two can play at that let’s-infuriate-each-other game. Until Asher ups the stakes with one wildly sexy suggestion. A no-strings fling, then I go back to my single dad life in New York, and he returns to his star-studded one. Sign me up. But the more nights I spend with the other best man, the more I want days too, and that just can't happen. Especially when I find out the real reason why… Contents Include: First times, a secret to-do list, champion-level flirting, fast cars, #eggplants, and two men who look good in formal wear.

Download or read book Bullets and Bluebonnets written by Jessie Lane and published by Whiskey Girls Publishing. This book was released on 2017-01-24 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From New York Times best-selling author Cristin Harber and best-selling author Jessie Lane comes an exciting collaboration… What happens when Titan and Ex Ops work together? Terror has gripped the NYPD. A rogue sniper took out, not only the NYPD’s SWAT snipers and police chief, but several others. Now they must turn to the only person they can trust: Jared Westin and the Titan Group. There’s only one problem. The Titan Operatives are currently tied up with their own missions. Unwilling to leave the NYPD hanging, Jared Westin cashes in a favor from Commander Jaxon Wall. Only, Jared doesn’t want to send Jaxon’s Ex Ops Team for the job; he wants to send in someone Jaxon has kept secret: his goddaughter, Billie Jean Beasley, one of the best snipers working for the FBI’s Hostage Rescue Team, if only her male counterparts would let her prove it. The NYC mission could finally give her that chance. Thing is, Jaxon Wall isn’t willing to send his goddaughter in alone. He wants to send one of his own men to help her. Chase Anderson. Will Chase turn out to be yet another man who thinks Billie is less of a shot just because she’s a woman? Or will Billie finally meet a man who realizes she loves her bullets as much as bluebonnets? Contains mature content. Ex Ops Series: Secret Maneuvers #1 – Available Now Stripping Her Defenses #2 – Available Now Mission Delivery #2.5 – Available Now Sweet Agony #3 – Available Now Sweet Recovery #4 – Available Now Sweet Eternity #5 – Available Now Bullets and Bluebonnets #6 – Available Now

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Download or read book Fourth Uncle in the Mountain written by Quang Van Nguyen and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2006-10-03 with total page 551 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Set during the French and American wars, Fourth Uncle in the Mountain is a true story about an orphan, Quang Van Nguyen, who is adopted by a sixty-four year old monk, Thau, who carries great responsibility for his people as a barefoot doctor. Thau manages, against all odds to raise his son to follow in his footsteps and in doing so, saves his son, as well as a part of Vietnam's esoteric knowledge from the Vietnam holocaust. Thau is wanted by the French regime, and occasionally must flee into the jungle, where he is perfectly at home living among the animals. Thau is not the average monk; he practices an ancient lineage of Chinese medicine and uses magic to protect animals and help people. As wise and resourceful as Thau is, he meets his match in his mischievous son. Quang is more interested in learning Cambodian sorcery and martial arts than in developing his skills and wisdom according to his father's plan. Fourth Uncle in the Mountain is an odyssey of a single-father folk hero and his foundling son in a land ravaged by the atrocities of war. It is a classic story, complete with humor, tragedy, and insight from a country where ghosts and magic are real.

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