Download or read book And I Thought I Was Crazy Quirks Idiosyncrasies and Meshugaas written by Judy Reiser and published by Judy Reiser. This book was released on 2001 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you go nuts if hangers aren't all facing in the same direction; refuse to take the top neswpaper on a stack (even if it's in perfect condition); insist on the toilet paper hanging towards the front? People do the darndest things! Laugh. Chortle & gasp at people's quirks.
Download or read book In a Cell Phone Minute written by Judy Reiser and published by Judy Reiser. This book was released on 2011 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: intriguing stories revealed by cell phone yakkers and eavesdroppers across the globe. You will be charmed by touching romantic connections; lose yourself in wild lost-and-found escapades; cheer at poignant, lifesaving 911 callsand then howl with laughter at pranksters' antics, absurd customer service calls, and wacky insurance claims. A few subjects covered in the book: LOL overheard love is in the air where ru? auto misdial saved by the cell ru tlkn 2 me?911lost & found jest kidding ;) does my insurance cover this?those #%@*! cell phonescustomer serviceIn a Cell Phone Minute roams from the strange to the interesting to the hilarious faster than you can say "Hello?" Go ahead...eavesdrop guiltlessly.
Download or read book Admit It You re Crazy Quirks Idiosyncrasies and Irrational Behavior written by Judy Reiser and published by Judy Reiser. This book was released on 2011 with total page 227 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: •Do you refuse to take the top newspaper on a stack (even if perfect)? •Insist that the toilet paper hang "over"? •Wait for the phone to ring at least twice before answering? •Keep returning to the refrigerator hoping that something new to eat has materialized? Everyone has at least one oddity in his or her daily way of life. In this follow-up to her successful And I Thought I Was Crazy!, Judy Reiser offers up more outrageous, outlandish and downright ridiculous eccentricities exhibited (and confessed to) by otherwise normal people. From hilarious bathroom behavior, funny money routines, and unconventional clothing habits to eating and sleeping peculiarities, germ-a-phobia, and more. Reiser documents the zany traits that make us who we are. Just what extremes do people go to in their everyday activities? •Flipping through a magazine at a newsstand then reaching for a fresh copy to buy because the one they were flipping through is no longer new. •Enumerating (1, 2, 3...) while urinating and trying to end their peeing on an even number. •Eating the most expensive part of a meal first, just in case they can’t finish everything. •Ironing the newspaper before reading it to protect themselves against germs. •Wearing T-shirts an equal number of times so none of them will get offended. You will laugh while gaining insight into yourself and others! People do the darndest things! http://www.judyreiser.com
Download or read book Forthcoming Books written by Rose Arny and published by . This book was released on 2001 with total page 1434 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book And I Thought I was Crazy written by Judy Reiser and published by Simon & Schuster. This book was released on 1980 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
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Download or read book The Synonym Finder written by J. I. Rodale and published by Rodale Books. This book was released on 2016-04-22 with total page 1368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Originally published in 1961 by the founder of Rodale Inc., The Synonym Finder continues to be a practical reference tool for every home and office. This thesaurus contains more than 1 million synonyms, arranged alphabetically, with separate subdivisions for the different parts of speech and meanings of the same word.
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Download or read book Stupid Sex written by Ross Petras and published by Main Street Books. This book was released on 2012-02-08 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A mother, answering her phone, hears her daughter shrieking and screaming. Terrified, she calls the police who arrive at the daughter's house, batter down the door--and find the daughter, nude, in her bedroom having sex with her boyfriend. Apparently her toe hit the automatic dial button for her mother's number on the bedroom phone. A man, swimming in a Florida pool, sees the pool intake pipe and gets a unique idea. Hours later, after police, firemen, and EMT personnel are called, the man is taken to an area hospital--along with ten feet of pipe attached to a very swollen part of his anatomy. A newly married couple in Turin set up a video camera in their bedroom to tape all of their honeymoon activities. But somehow certain crucial wires got crossed. While they were enjoying their honeymoon sex, so was everyone else in their apartment building: the couple had accidentally connected their camera to the building's cable television system. In the national bestseller The 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said Ross and Kathryn Petras immortalized idiotic utterances by public figures and average citizens alike. The 176 Stupidest Things Ever Done chronicled fiascoes, senseless stunts, and utterly asinine activities from around the globe. Now, Stupid Sex takes on the subject that no one can resist. It's about people who get caught in the act . . . and about people who get caught in the trash disposal. Stupid Sex tells two hundred true stories of extremely dumb (and very funny) sex acts arranged under headings ranging from Airplane Sex to Zoo Bathroom Sex.
Download or read book The Little Red Rescue Box Paw Patrol 4 Board Books written by Random House and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2016-07-26 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ice team-Ryder and the pups visit their friend Jake on the ice fields.
Download or read book Antifascisms written by David Ward and published by Fairleigh Dickinson Univ Press. This book was released on 1996 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is an in-depth analysis of three of the most crucial years in twentieth-century Italian history, the years 1943-46. After more than two decades of a Fascist regime and a disastrous war experience during which Italy changed sides, these years saw the laying of the political and cultural foundations for what has since become known as Italy's First Republic. Drawing on texts from the literature, film, journalism, and political debate of the period, Antifascisms offers a thorough survey of the personalities and positions that informed the decisions taken in this crucial phase of modern Italian history.
Download or read book All the Rules written by Ellen Fein and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2008-11-15 with total page 400 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The search for Mr. Right starts here. This simple set of dating dos and don'ts-combining The Rules and The Rules II-will teach you how to find (and keep!) a man who treats you with the respect and dignity you deserve. You are a creature unlike any other (Rule #1)-that's why you need... The Rules. Refreshingly blunt, astonishingly effective, and at times hilarious, All the Rules will lead you to where you want to be: in a healthy, committed relationship. These commonsense guidelines will help you: Lead a full, satisfying, busy life outside of romance. Accept occasional defeat and move on. Bring out the best in you and in the men you date. Whether you're eighteen or eighty, these time-tested techniques will help you find the man of your dreams.
Download or read book Porn for New Moms written by Cambridge Women's Pornography Cooperative and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2008-03-05 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Features photographs of dads getting up for 3 am feedings, skipping golf to bond with the wee one, stocking the freezer with homemade baby food, changing every single nappy and complimenting mum's all-sweatpants wardrobe.
Download or read book Discovering Jewish Music written by Marsha Bryan Edelman and published by Jewish Publication Society. This book was released on 2007-03-01 with total page 416 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book A Very Puppy Christmas PAW Patrol written by Golden Books and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2016-09-13 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A coloring book with stickers and press-out Christmas decorations starring Nickelodeon's PAW Patrol! Boys and girls ages 3 to 7 will love this festive coloring book featuring press-out activities and over 30 stickers! Get on the case with Nickelodeon's PAW Patrol! Chase, Marshall, Rubble, Skye, and the rest of the puppy heroes are on a mission to save their friends and protect the community of Adventure Bay using their paw-some vehicles, tools, and teamwork.
