Download or read book America s Funniest Raunchy Bathroom Graffiti written by Cj Phillips and published by . This book was released on 1999-07-01 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: C.J. Phillips and Cohorts have scoured much of the country to bring you this collection of America's funniest raunchy bathroom gibberish. Unlike other graffiti books that present any kind of graffiti, this publication concentrates on raunchy wall-writing that's funny. If you're not offended easily and looking for some serious laughter, this book's for you.
Download or read book The World s Funniest Raunchy Bathroom Graffiti written by C. J. Phillips and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-07-01 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" series is being made into a movie and maybe a TV series. You're invited to read all volumes of "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti". This volume concentrates on more disgusting (but funny) bathroom graffiti. Samples from the book are below. 1. My husband's scrotum's been swollen for the last few days but I'm keeping a close eye on it. 2. What if they gave an orgy and nobody came? 3. What's the best thing a woman can get out of a penis - the wrinkles! 4. Jesus took it on the palm 5. Count Dracula, your bloody Mary is ready 6. Stop screwing around, support your local brothel!
Download or read book The World s Funniest Bathroom Graffiti written by C. J. Phillips and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-06-13 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: C.J. Phillips and cohorts have scoured much of the western world to bring you this book of funny bathroom gibberish. Attempts were made to keep the contents of all "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" volumes as disgustingly respectable as possible (good luck!). Unlike other graffiti books which present any kind of graffiti, this book concentrates on wall-writing that's funny. "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" is comprised of several volumes and likely the funniest collection of bathroom graffiti ever published. Samples from the book series are below. Cinderella married for money. -- Keep your mouth shut and letthem think you're stupid,no sense in opening it andremoving all doubt. -- And then India thrust up into Asia in one spasm of orogenous ecstasy. -- Women Don't nag, men procrastinate! -- Try to seem pleasant for thenext few minutes then you canresume your normal disposition. -- Here I sit all broken hearted, came to class, became retarded. This book includes two sexual technique enhancement books. Your books are presented in this order: 1) The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti - Volume 1 2) The Absolutely Essential Guide to Erotic Breast Massage 3) THE PS-SPOT ORGASM: Don't Wait Any Longer For This Kind of Pleasure.
Download or read book The World s Funniest Bathroom Graffiti written by C. J. Phillips and published by Grand National Press. This book was released on 2016-07-27 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" series is being made into a movie and maybe a TV series. C.J. Phillips and cohorts have scoured much of the western world to bring you this book of funny bathroom gibberish. Attempts were made to keep the contents of all "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" volumes as disgustingly respectable as possible (good luck!). Unlike other graffiti books which present any kind of graffiti, this book concentrates on wall-writing that’s funny. "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" is comprised of several volumes and likely the funniest collection of bathroom graffiti ever published. Samples from the book series are below. Stand close, don't flatter yourself. -- If you shake more than once you're playing with it. -- Toilet paper compliments of Idaho Sand and Gravel Company. -- Misery is a flooded stall and a hole in your shoe. -- Hormone are a big bust. -- Archaeologists date everything. This book includes two sexual additional books. Your books are presented in this order: 1) The World’s Funniest Bathroom Graffiti – Volume 2 2) The A-spot Orgasm: The Elusive Super Orgasm 3) 100 Great Lines To Put in Your Personal Ad
Download or read book The World s Funniest Bathroom Graffiti written by C. J. Phillips and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-12-14 with total page 170 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's my pleasure to present the funniest graffiti from literally hundreds of the world's bathroom walls. Hello, my name is C. J. Phillips and I'm a professional graffiti hunter. This immense collection includes the raunchiest stuff and bonus educational books on women's PS-spot, U-spot and A-spot. Being a graffiti hunter isn't for everyone. In pursuit of the world's funniest bathroom graffiti, I've been verbally reprimanded by psychotic custodians and even locked in a bathroom, supposedly by accident. Here's some lines from this book: HEY VIRGINS, THANKS FOR NOTHING! - What's white and crawls up your leg? Homing sperm. - Hormones are a big bust! - Polygamy is having more wives than you need. Monogamy is the same. - Roses are red violets are blue, I have crabs now so do you.
Download or read book The World s Funniest Bathroom Graffiti written by C. J. Phillips and published by Grand National Press. This book was released on 2016-07-27 with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" series is being made into a movie and maybe a TV series. C.J. Phillips and cohorts have scoured much of the western world to bring you The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti". Attempts were made to keep the contents of all "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" volumes as disgustingly respectable as possible (good luck!). Unlike other graffiti books which present any kind of graffiti, this book concentrates on wall-writing that’s funny. "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" is comprised of several volumes and likely the funniest collection of bathroom graffiti ever published. Samples from the book are below. 1. Is Moby Dick a vernereal disease? -- 2. Sex proves that men are not all equal. -- 3. Eat, drink and do Mary. -- 4. Young bucks with short horns stand close. -- 5. Due to cutbacks, toilet paper is now only for faculty, students can use their degrees. -- 6. Waves are caused by whale farts. This publication includes two additional books. Your books are presented in this order: 1) The World’s Funniest Bathroom Graffiti – Volume 3 2) The U-spot 3) Absolutely Essential Tips for Buying & Selling On eBay
Download or read book The World s Funniest Bathroom Graffiti written by C.J. Phillips and published by . This book was released on 2016-07-27 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" series is being made into a movie and maybe a TV series. C.J. Phillips and cohorts have scoured much of the western world to bring you this book of funny bathroom gibberish. Attempts were made to keep the contents of all "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" volumes as disgustingly respectable as possible (good luck!). Unlike other graffiti books which present any kind of graffiti, this book concentrates on wall-writing that’s funny. "The World's Funniest Bathroom Graffiti" is comprised of several volumes and likely the funniest collection of bathroom graffiti ever published. Samples from the book series are below. Cinderella married for money. -- Keep your mouth shut and let them think you're stupid, no sense in opening it and removing all doubt. -- And then India thrust up into Asia in one spasm of orogenous ecstasy. -- Women Don't nag, men procrastinate! -- Try to seem pleasant for the next few minutes then you can resume your normal disposition. -- Here I sit all broken heartedcame to class, became retarded. This book includes two sexual technique enhancement books. Your books are presented in this order: 1) The World’s Funniest Bathroom Graffiti – Volume 1 2) The Absolutely Essential Guide to Erotic Breast Massage 3) THE PS-SPOT ORGASM: Don't Wait Any Longer For This Kind of Pleasure.
Download or read book The World s Funniest Bathroom Graffiti written by C. J. Phillips and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-01-31 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I'm C.J. Phillips the compiler of the world's largest collection of funny bathroom graffiti. Including this publication, I've published eleven books of it. This is a special limited edition made for film producers, agents and screenplay managers. I've also written a funny (as noted by script analysts,) feature screenplay about my 30 years of collecting funny bathroom graffiti. It's entitled "The Writing on the Walls." It's unproduced and there are no legal restrictions. If you're a film producer, agent or manager could I interest you in looking at its outline, or the actual screenplay? It's also on The Black List - www.blcklst.com. (It may be taken off The Black List at anytime.) I've written other screenplays including a female-driven thriller which is also inspired by true events. Logline - Based on actual events; while collecting bathroom graffiti, several people stumble onto, then foil a dangerous plot to bring down the government. Positive remarks about this full feature screenplay by script analysts: (Script analyst 1) "This could foreseeably make for an interesting summer ensemble comedy, one that could attract well-known actors who have a penchant for portraying zany and irreverent characters." (Script analyst 2) "From a birds eye view, this concept is definitely something that is going to turn the heads of some industry readers due to the catchy nature of the protagonist's job and how unique it is...It's wildly unique, hilarious and plays into the plot in a powerful way to help not only drive the story, but keep the audience entertained with comedy throughout as well." (Script Analyst 3) "This script is one of a kind, as its premise - following the daily life of a C.J., a man who collects bathroom graffiti and publishes books full of images from his findings - is a truly unique story." "THE WRITING ON THE WALLS is a truly original work. The author has a unique voice and the characters are well-rendered, and as such, it is a solid writing sample and one that could interest industry professionals looking for writers with off-beat comic sensibilities." My email address is in the book. Thank you.
Download or read book Off the WALL the Best Graffiti Off the Walls of America written by Robert Wilson and published by . This book was released on 2011-08-11 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: OFF THE WALL! The Best Graffiti Off The Walls Of America will make you laugh... make you think... and may even inspire you to write on walls.Robert Wilson and Ken Frankel have scoured the nation's bathrooms for 15 years to find the best graffiti in America. The words of wit and wisdom they uncovered reveal the vernacular of our era... the unedited thoughts written from the heart (or lower).Designed and hilariously illustrated by Bob Salo, each page of OFF THE WALL looks as if it were lifted right off a rest room wall. You'll laugh through ten chapters covering topics of universal interest and anguish including graffiti from bars, the workplace, school, military bases and more. (WARNING: It will take more than one reading to discover all the hidden humor in this very funny book.)You'll see how the solitude of a bathroom stall has become our nation's sounding board for angry young men venting their rage... budding comics rehearsing their wit... and for new ideas gathering critical mass. It could said that the rest room wall is the last great medium for pure self-expression. And, you may even be one of the legions of anonymous authors immortalized within the pages of OFF THE WALL.We hope this collection will satisfy the curiosity of women who wonder what really happens in the sanctity of a men's room stall, and we hope it will serve as a reminder for men who have forgotten what writing on walls is all about. And let's face it, ultimately, this book is for anyone looking for a good chuckle.
Download or read book Bathroom Graffiti written by Mark Ferem and published by . This book was released on 2006 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect bathroom book full of personal expressions inspired by privacy.
Download or read book Books In Print 2004 2005 written by Ed Bowker Staff and published by R. R. Bowker. This book was released on 2004 with total page 3274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Psychology in the Bathroom written by Nick Haslam and published by Springer. This book was released on 2012-06-07 with total page 231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presenting cutting-edge science in a playful manner, this exploration of a topic that has been veiled by taboo, the psychology of excretion, surveys an assortment of embarrassing processes, shameful disorders and disgusting habits taking the reader on a tour of the history and literature of elimination.
Download or read book Bad Graffiti written by Scott Hocking and published by Black Dog Pub Limited. This book was released on 2012 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of photographs by artist Scott Hocking of the 'bad', often humourous graffiti seen in urban areas. As such graffiti is mostly on sites that are derelict or in a state of disrepair, Hocking's work documents the depressing appearance of buildings tarnished by urban decay and abandonment rather than mocking the artists.
Download or read book Graffiti written by Robert Reisner and published by . This book was released on 1974 with total page 204 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Sexual Fluidity written by Lisa M. Diamond and published by Harvard University Press. This book was released on 2008 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is love “blind” when it comes to gender? For women, it just might be. This unsettling and original book offers a radical new understanding of the context-dependent nature of female sexuality. Lisa M. Diamond argues that for some women, love and desire are not rigidly heterosexual or homosexual but fluid, changing as women move through the stages of life, various social groups, and, most important, different love relationships.This perspective clashes with traditional views of sexual orientation as a stable and fixed trait. But that view is based on research conducted almost entirely on men. Diamond is the first to study a large group of women over time. She has tracked one hundred women for more than ten years as they have emerged from adolescence into adulthood. She summarizes their experiences and reviews research ranging from the psychology of love to the biology of sex differences. Sexual Fluidity offers moving first-person accounts of women falling in and out of love with men or women at different times in their lives. For some, gender becomes irrelevant: “I fall in love with the person, not the gender,” say some respondents.Sexual Fluidity offers a new understanding of women’s sexuality—and of the central importance of love.
Download or read book Funny Short Stories by the Snotty Atheist written by Jason Earley and published by LifeRich Publishing. This book was released on 2021-02-12 with total page 262 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is about Man's pointless quest for truth, his goal to establish footing in the hereafter - for eternity. This book is about Man's right to dominate and exploit the lower animals and my firm belief that as I speak, there are dozens of carnivorous intelligent species perfectly willing to place Man on the menu - a privilege bestowed to them by their omnipotent, omniscient god and contained within the text of their god-inspired dogma, On this day, we will be granted an epiphany - that a monotheist served over rice will provide a well balanced diet of protein, B vitamins and riboflavin. From that point on - Galileo, Issac Newton, Aristotle and Frederick Nietzsche will be sustenance and everything that Man has created over the past two thousand years will be marginalized by the simple fact that we are delicious.
Download or read book Please Don t Do Coke in the Bathroom written by Sami Christianson and published by . This book was released on 2017-10-24 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Need to tell your boss to f*ck off? Express your sentiments with beautiful hand-lettering! Includes 25 irreverent hand-lettered signs with favorites like "Your Spirit Animal is an A$$hole."
