Download or read book The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America written by Matt Kracht and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2019-04-02 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: National bestselling book: Featured on Midwest, Mountain Plains, New Atlantic, Northern, Pacific Northwest and Southern Regional Indie Bestseller Lists Perfect book for the birder and anti-birder alike A humorous look at 50 common North American dumb birds: For those who have a disdain for birds or bird lovers with a sense of humor, this snarky, illustrated handbook is equal parts profane, funny, and—let's face it—true. Featuring common North American birds, such as the White-Breasted Butt Nugget and the Goddamned Canada Goose (or White-Breasted Nuthatch and Canada Goose for the layperson), Matt Kracht identifies all the idiots in your backyard and details exactly why they suck with humorous, yet angry, ink drawings. With The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America, you won't need to wonder what all that racket is anymore! • Each entry is accompanied by facts about a bird's (annoying) call, its (dumb) migratory pattern, its (downright tacky) markings, and more. • The essential guide to all things wings with migratory maps, tips for birding, musings on the avian population, and the ethics of birdwatching. • Matt Kracht is an amateur birder, writer, and illustrator who enjoys creating books that celebrate the humor inherent in life's absurdities. Based in Seattle, he enjoys gazing out the window at the beautiful waters of Puget Sound and making fun of birds. "There are loads of books out there for bird lovers, but until now, nothing for those that love to hate birds. The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America fills the void, packed with snarky illustrations that chastise the flying animals in a funny, profane way. " – Uncrate A humorous animal book with 50 common North American birds for people who love birds and also those who love to hate birds • A perfect coffee table or bar top conversation-starting book • Makes a great Mother's Day, Father's Day, birthday, or retirement gift

Download or read book How to Find a Bird written by Jennifer Ward and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-08-04 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A joyful and informative guide to birdwatching for budding young birders from an award-winning author-illustrator duo. How do you find a bird? There are so many ways! Begin by watching. And listening. And staying quiet, so quiet you can hear your own heartbeat. Soon you’ll see that there are birds everywhere—up in the sky, down on the ground, sometimes even right in front of you just waiting to be discovered! Young bird lovers will adore this lushly illustrated introduction to how to spot and observe our feathered friends. It features more than fifty different species, from the giant whooping crane to the tiny ruby-throated hummingbird, and so many in between, and a detailed author’s note provides even more information about birding for curious readers. This celebration of the wondrous variety, colors, and sounds of the avian world is sure to have children grabbing their binoculars and heading outside to explore.

Download or read book All My Bird Watching Shit written by Blue Print and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-14 with total page 121 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This personal Bird Watching Log Book Journal has been created to help you to record your sightings, list the species you have found and improve your bird watching skills. This book includes: Beautiful premium matte cover 121 pages to document your latest sighting Prompted spaces to document details such as name, family, weather, etc. This journal makes a great gift for any bird watcher or bird lover. Ideal present or gift for any occasion including Valentine's Day, Christmas (Xmas), Birthday, Mothers & Father's day, Thank You, promotion, employee, work, office, inexpensive gift, college & high school graduation, spouse gift or any other celebration! A great gift for yourself!

Download or read book Someday a Bird Will Poop on You written by Sue Salvi and published by Little, Brown. This book was released on 2018-10-30 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A little book with a big message...... when life hits us with a splat Someday a bird will poop on all of us. But that's okay. In a world of bad news, fake news, delays, disappointments, trash talk, and tweets, things are bound to get a little poopy. What matters is not how big the mess is--but how well you react to it. Someday a Bird Will Poop on You is a modern parable about life hitting us with something unexpected--and the perfect gift for anyone leaving home without an umbrella.

Download or read book If I Was A Bird I Know Who I d Poop On written by Pink Panda Press and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-28 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If I Was A Bird I Know Who I'd Poop On - Bird Watching Log Book Unique book compostion created to help you keep all the informations about birds you saw and record it in one place. You can record many informations like for example: Season, Date, Time, Location, Weather Conditions, Place Seen, Bird Behavior, Features / Description. There is also a space to write down your notes / or bird sketches. It is perfect tool to record all your data in one place and make your hobby a habit! Also this personalized book makes a unforgettable gift for all the birdwatchers and bird lovers, it is a lot of fun for kids, and perfect for personal use! Get Yours Today! Specifications: Cover: Matte Dimensions: 6" x 9" (15.24 x 22.86 cm) Interior: White Paper Pages: 120 Notebooks from Pink Panda Press are perfect gifts for kids and adults in any age! Also for someone who have birthday, anniversary, and you can be sure that it will bring a smile to the face of your loved ones! Click to my author's page and check my other notebooks to find one which will suit you. We have plenty of notebooks in different styles and topics and you will undoubtedly find the perfect one which can be a unique gift for you and for your partner, friends or relatives. Choose one of our different and exciting graphic projects and suprise everyone around you!

Download or read book Bird Watching For Dummies written by Bill Thompson, III and published by For Dummies. This book was released on 1997-10-06 with total page 454 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Millions of people worldwide enjoy bird watching; it offers them a chance to get back to nature and enjoy the beauty of the outdoors. Bird Watching For Dummies covers all the basics of bird watching, leading you on a guided tour of the gorgeous world of birds. From identifying birds by sight and sound to making your own “life list,” you’ll find all the tips and advice you need right here. Whether you’ve been bird watching for years or you’re just starting out, Bird Watching For Dummies has all your bases covered. It’s full of practical tips and proven advice to make your bird watching experiences as fun and rewarding as possible. It’s your first aid kit for finding, identifying, feeding, and even housing birds. Plus, there’s more: Designing a bird-friendly backyard Purchasing bird feeders, birdhouses, binoculars, clothing, and more Keeping notes and records of the birds you spot Joining bird clubs, taking field trips, and attending bird festivals Booking bird watching tours that fit your budget and expertise Choosing and using field guides You won’t find a more straightforward and reliable bird watching guide than this one. Written by Bill Thompson III, and the staff of Bird Watcher’s Digest, it covers everything from backyard bird watching to field trips across the globe. No matter what your level of experience, this guide offers everything you need for unforgettable bird watching: Tackling pests and other feeder problems Bird-friendly gardening tips Optics and how to use them Birding by habitat and hotspots Songs, calls, and non-vocal identifying sounds Attracting and spotting hummingbirds Understanding the terminology Dressing for success If you need help getting started in your new hobby, or you’re an old hand who just wants a quick-and-easy reference, Bird Watching For Dummies is the fun and simple way to stay up on all the latest in the world of bird watching. With unbeatable advice and practical guidance from the experts at Bird Watcher’s Digest, this handy resource is the only bird watching guide you need. NOTE: Birdwatching For Dummies no longer contains a 32 page color insert.

Download or read book 1001 Secrets Every Birder Should Know written by Sharon Stiteler and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2013-04-30 with total page 298 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bird watching is one of the most popular hobbies in America, and 1,001 Secrets Every Bird Watcher Should Know is the first photographic guide and fact book written in a humorous conversational tone that appeals to every age and skill level. Replete with sound information, 1,001 Secrets will expose many birding myths: a bald eagle cannot carry off a four-month old baby, and crows do not go sledding for fun. This accessible guide includes fun facts, such as where certain birds got their names, how birds eat, how they find a life partner, and how they build a home for the chicks. Other useful information includes identification tips, migration patterns, and where the best birding vacation spots are. Packed with full-color photos, 1,001 Secrets Every Bird Watcher Should Know is a fun, informative read for every bird watcher.

Download or read book Bird Watching for Boozers written by Stephen Molineux and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-04-19 with total page 396 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a story of a college kid who joins his alcoholic novelist-wannabe father Mole Molineux and his cast of oddball friendsSuitcase, Beans, and Josh Keenanas they embark on a booze- and drug-filled bird-watching expedition through Pennsylvania and New Jersey. They jam to Creedence, ride a pony, find a pig in a blanket, preach the gospel to turkeys, and teach an Asian Brothel the wonders of Old Yeller as they head to the World Series of Birding. An offbeat coming-of-age tale about drinking, birding, and finding your place in the world.

Download or read book The Bird Watching Answer Book written by Laura Erickson and published by Storey Publishing, LLC. This book was released on 2009-11-04 with total page 401 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Learn the how’s and why’s of bird behavior, from flirtatious mating practices and gorgeous birdsong to flying south for the winter. In this lively reference book, Laura Erickson addresses hundreds of real-life questions sent in to the Cornell Lab of Ornithology, the world’s foremost authority on birds. With expert advice on bird watching techniques and equipment, feeding and housing birds, protecting habitats, and much more, Erickson guides you through the intricacies of the avian world with a contagious passion for our feathered friends.

Download or read book Backyard Bird Watcher s Bible written by Albert M. Sandler and published by . This book was released on 2021-03-09 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for a fun hobby you can do everywhere, anytime, without squandering much cash upfront? You can't go awkward with birding, ordinarily known as bird watching.I would never forget the joy that sprang out of my heart the very first time I saw birds feeding from my backyard FEEDER!You can do it solely for fun! Whatever your purpose, you'll be compensated by the sights and sounds of attractive and exciting feathered creatures, particularly come springtime and autumn.Here is how to get ignited on your avian adventure.First, step outside, and then walk outside your back door, or even peer out your back window. Many species of birds hang out in backyards, particularly if you have bird feeders.Fill up the feeders with birdseed--Research says black oil sunflower seed is an excellent overall choice--and then sit back and see how many distinct species show up. Because birds also are drawn to water, giving a fountain or simple birdbath where birds can bathe and drink from might make your backyard an even more attractive place.The most reliable way to bird watch is to look and listen because many birds have freakish songs and calls. You'll be amazed by how many species you already know, even if you've never gone bird watching before.While you don't need a pair of bird-watching binoculars to be a thriving birder, they definitely make birding a lot more comfortable.You can hang out in your backyard all day and see lots of bird species sitting and munching at your bird feeders. Some birds like tall trees, some prefer shrubs, some prefer to nest along streams, while others can be found in open fields.As the saying goes, the early bird catches the worm, which is why many birders head outdoors at dawn."Birds sleep at night and are starving in the morning, so they have to go out and eat.If you have your heart set on seeing many species, you'll have to admit the fact that birds are most vocal and energetic when the sun comes up, making them more straightforward to spot and recognize during those early hours.In the book, "Backyard Bird watcher's Bible, you will learn will learn to identify, feeds, attract and understand the birds in your backyard."Covered Topics:*Identifying 80+ Backyard Birds*Backyard Bird Watching Is a Breeze*Birdwatching Optics - The Best Way to Find Them*The Landscape Design for the Backyard Birdwatcher*The Backyard Birdwatcher's Guide to Attracting Hummingbirds to your Backyard*The Charming Little Robin in Your Backyard*Binoculars for Bird Watching - Three (3) Things You Should Know*10 Fun Ways to Get Kids Drawn to Birds and Bird Watching*American Goldfinch, Attracting (Drawing) and Feeding this Intelligent Bird*Why you should Embrace Dead Trees for Wild Birds*The step by step procedure to Making a Bird Feeder | DIY Homemade Plastic Bottle Bird FeederCLICK the below link to ORDER your copy!

Download or read book Why Don t Woodpeckers Get Headaches written by Mike O'Connor and published by Beacon Press. This book was released on 2010-07-01 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In 1983, Mike O'Connor opened the Bird Watcher's General Store on Cape Cod, which might well have been the first store devoted solely to birding in the United States. Since that time he has answered thousands of questions about birds, both at his store and while walking down the aisles of the supermarket. The questions have ranged from inquiries about individual species ("Are flamingos really real?") to what and when to feed birds ("Should I bring in my feeders for the summer?") to the down-and-dirty specifics of backyard birding ("Why are the birds dropping poop in my pool?"). Answering the questions has been easy; keeping a straight face has been hard. Why Don't Woodpeckers Get Headaches? is the solution for the beginning birder who already has a book that explains the slight variation between Common Ground-Doves and Ruddy Ground-Doves but who is really much more interested in why birds sing at 4:30 A.M. instead of 7:00 A.M., or whether it's okay to feed bread to birds, or how birds rediscover your feeders so quickly when you've just filled them after a long vacation. Or, for that matter, whether flamingos are really real.

Download or read book Birdwatchingwatching written by Alex Horne and published by Random House. This book was released on 2009-01-29 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Alex Horne is not a birdwatcher. But his dad is, so with the prospect of fatherhood looming on his own horizon, Alex decided there was no better time to really get to know both his father and his father's favourite hobby. So he challenged his dad to a Big Year: from 1 January to 31 December they would each try to spot as many birds as possible; the one who spied the most species would be the victor. Along the way Alex would find out what makes his dad tick, pick up a bit of fatherly wisdom and perhaps even 'get into' birdwatching himself. Join Alex as he journeys from Barnes to Bahrain in this charming tale of obsession, manliness, fathers and sons, and the highly amusing twists and turns of a year-long bird race.

Download or read book If I Was A Bird I Know Who I D Poop On written by Rockingkits Press House and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-21 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unique book compostion created to help you keep all the informations about birds you saw and record it in one place. You can record many informations like for example: Season, Date, Time, Location, Weather Conditions, Place Seen, Bird Behavior, Features / Description. There is also a space to write down your notes / or bird sketches. It is perfect tool to record all your data in one place and make your hobby a habit! Also this personalized book makes a unforgettable gift for all the birdwatchers and bird lovers, it is a lot of fun for kids, and perfect for personal use! Get Yours Today! Specifications: Cover: Matte Dimensions: 6" x 9" (15.24 x 22.86 cm) Interior: White Paper Pages: 120 Notebooks from Pink Panda Press are perfect gifts for kids and adults in any age! Also for someone who have birthday, anniversary, and you can be sure that it will bring a smile to the face of your loved ones! Click to my author's page and check my other notebooks to find one which will suit you. We have plenty of notebooks in different styles and topics and you will undoubtedly find the perfect one which can be a unique gift for you and for your partner, friends or relatives. Choose one of our different and exciting graphic projects and suprise everyone around you!

Download or read book Why Do Bluebirds Hate Me written by Mike O'Connor and published by Beacon Press. This book was released on 2013-10-15 with total page 199 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of humorous Q&As about everything you've always wanted to ask about birds and birding Mike O’Connor knows bird watchers as well as he knows birds. He knows that if you’re even slightly interested in identifying birds or attracting them to your backyard with a feeder, then you’ve also had your share of strange and silly questions about birds and their sometimes inexplicable behavior. In Why Do Bluebirds Hate Me?, O’Connor applies his deep knowledge of all things avian to answer the questions that keep birders up at night. Questions like · Should you clean your birdhouses? · Do swallows have a feather fetish? · How much does it cost to run a heated birdbath? · Is drinking coffee bad for birds? Other questions O’Connor covers range from the practical (Should I rotate the seed in my feeder?) to the quirky (Why are vultures eating my vinyl screen door?) to the just plain adorable (Are those birds kissing or feeding each other?). And he also explains why bluebirds just don’t seem to like some people.

Download or read book A Pocket Guide to Pigeon Watching written by Rosemary Mosco and published by Workman Publishing Company. This book was released on 2021-10-26 with total page 249 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Part field guide, part history, part ornithology primer, and altogether fun. Fact: Pigeons are amazing, and until recently, humans adored them. We’ve kept them as pets, held pigeon beauty contests, raced them, used them to carry messages over battlefields, harvested their poop to fertilize our crops—and cooked them in gourmet dishes. Now, with The Pocket Guide to Pigeon Watching, readers can rediscover the wonder. Equal parts illustrated field guide and quirky history, it covers behavior: Why they coo; how they flock; how they preen, kiss, and mate (monogamously); and how they raise their young (on chunky pigeon milk). Anatomy and identification, from Birmingham Roller to the American Giant Runt to the Scandaroon. Birder issues, like what to do if you find a baby pigeon stranded in the park. And our lively shared story together, including all the things we’ve taught them—Ping-Pong, for example. “Rats with wings?” Think again. Pigeons coo, peck and nest all over the world, yet most of us treat them with indifference or disdain. So Rosemary Mosco, a bird-lover, science communicator, writer, and cartoonist (and co-author of The Atlas Obscura Explorer’s Guide for the World’s Most Adventurous Kid) is here to give the pigeon's image a makeover, and to help every town- and city-dweller get closer to nature by discovering the joys of birding through pigeon-watching.

Download or read book A Supremely Bad Idea written by Luke Dempsey and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2011-01-15 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It began with a weekend house; then weekend trips. Then the occasional meeting rearranged in favor of a morning in Central Park, just while the spring migration was on. Before Luke Dempsey knew it, he had spiraled down into full-on birding mania - finding himself riding along with two like-minded maniacs in a series of disreputable rental cars and even nastier motel rooms, charging madly around the country in search of its rarest and most beautiful birds. A Supremely Bad Idea is the story of that search, and those birds, and those maniacs, and that country, and (to a much lesser extent) those rental cars. In Texas, the three obsessives go in search of the deeply endangered Golden-cheeked Warbler, which lives on the side of a hill near a waterfall; in Michigan, they see the pretty-much-extinct Kirtland's Warbler, which insists on short pine trees for nesting and lots of "quiet, please"; in Arizona, they see the very private Elegant Trogon after a very public fight with a birding guide. Along the way, Dempsey narrates an amazing sequence of encounters with nature and humanity, including a man building a 40-foot ark in his Seattle backyard; a beautiful woman who shows him how to kill 4,000 Cowbirds a year; a coyote (and his human smuggler) on the Rio Grande; and everywhere, these incandescent birds flitting across the range of his binoculars, and his heart. With the casual erudition of a Bill Bryson and the comic timing of a British David Sedaris, Dempsey demonstrates why so many millions of birders care so much about birds - and why, perhaps, the rest of us should, too.

Download or read book National Geographic Birding Basics written by Noah Strycker and published by Disney Electronic Content. This book was released on 2022-11-15 with total page 443 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Targeted to beginners and beyond, National Geographic's fun, inspiring guide to the art, craft, and science of bird-watching combines practical know-how and expert knowledge. Browsable and bursting with helpful illustrations and photographs, Birding Basics offers new ideas for when, where, and how to get to know the birds in your world. Not a field guide but a primer in best practices, authored by birding expert Noah Strycker, this breezy book features easy-to-follow advice on what to look and listen for, how to use field guides and birding apps, the best equipment to start with, and ways to engage with other birders around the world. Filled with fun facts and seasoned advice, this useful book will help you attract birds to your backyard, master bird identification, name a bird by its song, and witness the magic of migration. Sidebars feature fun facts, identification tips, and easy projects for exploring the world on the wing. For everyone who loves watching the birds, whether out the window or on the trail, this colorful, easy-to-use guide to better birding has everything you need.