Download or read book Ain t Life Funny written by Robbin Ridgell and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2010-05-28 with total page 57 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a book of true stories and poems about real life. Have you ever noticed how family stories, told over the years always get changed and usually get shorter as the years go by? Wouldn't it be nice to make sure that your children and grandchildren can know a relative better, that has passed away. This book was written to carry on the memory of those who have gone and to remind us of our love for family and friends. These stories will make you laugh and, whether you like it or not, will probably remind you of yourself or your own family.
Download or read book Life Is Funny But It Ain t No Joke written by Reginald E. Walker and published by . This book was released on 2016-11-26 with total page 200 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Life Is Funny but It Ain't No Joke recounts the spiritual journey of the author, who forgets his divine identity and then mistakenly identifies with his mind as himself and experiences the dire consequences that inevitably follow. The author then takes you along with him as he courageously undertakes the "hero's journey," which allows him to reclaim his true identity, his authentic life, and to discover more than 125 striking, original wisdom sayings during his venture within. These pearls of wisdom are designed to help free you from the prison of your mind, so you can begin living the life you were born to live.
Download or read book I Ain t Doin It written by Heather Land and published by Howard Books. This book was released on 2020-02-04 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Social media comedian and southern sweetheart Heather Land delivers her hilarious and unfiltered wisdom on the frustrating everyday moments that drive us crazy. Heather Land has something to say about almost everything in life—the unbelievable, inconceivable, and downright frustrating—and why she “ain’t doin’ it.” Now, Heather shines a light on the (occasional) ridiculousness of life through a series of hilarious essays, dishing on everything from Walmart and ex-husbands to Southern beauty pageants and unfortunate trips to the gynecologist. I Ain’t Doin’ It reminds us that when it comes to life’s messy moments, it’s all about perspective—and that we too can say, I ain’t doin’ it! Perfect for fans of Jim Gaffigan, Anjelah Johnson, and Brian Regan, I Ain’t Doin’ It is a fun, breezy read for anyone who appreciates someone who tells it like it is and wants to embrace the lighter side of life.
Download or read book Gettin Old Ain t for Wimps written by Karen O'Connor and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2004-08-01 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Speaker and author Karen O'Connor urges her post-fifty friends to "laugh and love all the way home to the Father's house." With humor and wisdom, Karen shares personal and gathered stories about the blessings of surviving and surpassing middle-age. Gettin' Old Ain't for Wimps overflows with candor and helps the boomin' baby boomer market celebrate with: funny stories of the antics and adventures of getting older "conversations with God" for a deeper prayer life hopeful words for the tough times For those who have already traded in their wimp status for a more courageous existence or those still wondering about the future, this delightful read affirms that the latter decades are filled with God's promises and joys.
Download or read book A Case for a Stubborn Heart written by Hobart G. Everson and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2011-03-17 with total page 298 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a story about a country boy, born into poverty in a community where almost every male of age worked in the coal mines, The author's older brothers and father, almost all of his uncles and cousins, and non-relatives in the community, nearlyall worked in the coal mines. The author, at a very young age, vowed to himself that he would never go to work in the coal mines. Where education was not rated very highly, since none was needed to work underground in the dirty, dangerous mines. As this was quite a difficult vow at this place and in that time, it proved to be a real struggle to escapethe environment and the culture of the neighborhood. How he managed to do this proved to be a struggle and a precarious journey for a shy country boy.
Download or read book Laugh If You Like Ain t a Damn Thing Funny written by Lurma Rackley and published by Xlibris. This book was released on 2003 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ralph "Petey" Greene was a comic genius who spent years "clowning around" and spiraling to life's lowest depths. Then he conned, rhymed, and "speechified" his way to heights he hardly dared imagine, using lessons from his unconventional grandmother. He gained national recognition with "Petey Greene's Washington," on cable (BET), and when he signed off with, "I'll tell it to the hot, I'll tell it to the cold, I'll tell it to the young, I'll tell it to the old, I don't want no laughin', I don't want no cryin', and most of all, no signifyin' ...," viewers asked, "Who IS this man?" Laugh ... answers and introduces two characters destined to capture hearts.
Download or read book What I Thought of Ain t Funny written by Caroljean Gavin and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-31 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Comedian Mitch Hedberg's creative legacy is celebrated in this collection of seventeen short stories inspired by his most loved jokes. An acid trip, a quest to reclaim the sesame seed, an underground association of sandwich enthusiasts, the first ever suburban koala infestation, a Nyquil-tipsy priest, a view from inside the parade, a very, very hungry diner, a girlfriend who isn't, and an apartment where every few feet is a bedroom, the seventeen stories in this anthology "yes, and" the jokes of late comedian Mitch Hedberg. At turns hilarious, poignant, silly, haunting, and rife with word play, What I Thought of Ain't Funny, an anthology of short fiction based on the jokes of Mitch Hedberg pays tribute to the imaginative ingenuity and the writing genius of Mitch Hedberg, opening up the ridiculous of this world, and hanging out with the complicated human beings who live inside it. With stories by: Hal Ackerman Janelle Bassett Dan Bern Jon Dunbar Allison Fradkin TJ Fuller Chisto Healy Maggie Nerz Iribarne Gracie Beaver-Kairis Marco Kaye Veronica Klash Bethany Marcel Jon Chaiim McConnell Katie Runde Jenn Stroud Rossman Amy Stuber Jennifer Wortman
Download or read book Hyena written by Jude Angelini and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-09-23 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hyena is a collection of autobiographical stories by Jude Angelini, which takes the reader on his journey of heartbreak, depravity, and hilarity, deftly moving between his adult life and his childhood growing up in a factory town outside of Detroit. Each story is told with brutal honesty, yet maintains a gallows humor that will leave you shaking your head in disbelief. Jude is one of the top hip-hop radio hosts on Sirius Satellite radio. His self-published, print-on-demand edition of Hyena has been an indie bestseller, despite having no ebook or physical distribution. Its exploration of drugs, sex, and the human condition compares to Charles Bukowski, Hunter S. Thompson, Artie Lange, and Jim Norton. It also captures the hardscrabble culture, language, and landscape of post-industrial Detroit, from which came some of pop culture's most compelling artists.
Download or read book Backwoods A Collection of Rural Poetry of Love Truth Life and Death written by and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book It s Called a Spade written by JJ Barrows and published by WestBow Press. This book was released on 2019-10-04 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “it’s called a spade” is a reference to calling life like it is instead of hiding the tough stuff and pretending like everything is fine. It’s a collection of stories about life, about people and God, recovery and relapse, heartache and brokenness, and the reality that life is hard, even if you believe in God, even if you don’t. But there is also hope and humor and healing that comes without answers. This is a collection of stories from a human who almost disappeared in her efforts to be seen, a girl who called spades hearts and smiled while bluffing.
Download or read book One Smile One Arm written by Becky Alexander and published by WestBow Press. This book was released on 2013-06-05 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Experience life with one arm through twenty-five heartwarming stories. Laugh, gasp, contemplate, and be inspired. In Dumbest Question, Becky is asked if she's right-handed or left-handed. In Crushed, a stranger says Becky's family must have done something bad for her to have been born with one arm. In JFK, Becky's mom writes a letter to the president of the United States and gets a response. In Friday Night Lights, Becky's dad manufactures a prosthetic hand using the mechanism from an ice-cream scooper. In "Bionic Woman," the Six Million-Dollar Man comes to Becky's rescue. In "Capitol Hill," a United States Congressman helps Becky when her arm activates security alarms in Washington, D.C. One Smile, One ArmYou may never look at a normal day the same again!
Download or read book The Traitor s Contract written by Paul Mann and published by Momentum. This book was released on 2013-11-01 with total page 376 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Falklands gave him a taste for killing. Northern Ireland gave him a reason to turn traitor. The IRA gave him the chance to kill again. The Traitor's Contract offers non-stop action when Jack Halloran, a brilliant war hero, turns traitor. After a brutal attack on his counter-intelligence organization, Halloran knows he's being hunted. It's fight or flight and Halloran never runs. Teaming up with a rogue IRA boss, he enacts a terrorist attack that will shake the world to its core.
Download or read book My True Heart written by Tiffany Simar and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-04-24 with total page 323 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My true heart is a lyric/poetry book that showcases the authors lighter side. This book brings forth older pieces and newer ones, as well. From christian lyrics and poems, to pieces about love and life, this book holds something for everyone.
Download or read book P I Jane 1 written by Lauren Burke and published by Caliber Comics. This book was released on 2019-09-20 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For fans of Veronica Mars! Meet Jane Day. Twenty-something temp-by-day, detective-by-night. Jane is employed by M.W. Investigations, which operates out of the owner, Margaret “Peggy” Woodward’s suburban home, and is entirely staffed by women. Under the guise of a knitting club called the “Stitch & Bitch,” Peggy’s girls meet once a week. The other P.I.‘s are assigned run-of-the-mill cases: insurance fraud, infidelity, nanny watching-- the usual. Jane’s cases, though? They’re a little... different. THIS ISSUE: "SOMNOLOGY 101: THE SCIENCE OF SLEEPWALKING" - Jane works the day shift at Lindelof & Lindelof and the night shift recording the things that go bump in the night. Specifically, the thing called Brett Wegener, sleepwalker extraordinaire. She also gets acquainted with her very own stalker. Pie and Cake also pop by for a visit. “Fans of The Venture Bros. or Buffy will enjoy the humor of this comic and will want to catch up on the fun that is P.I. Jane!” - Crisp Comics A Caliber Comics release.
Download or read book Your Guide to Not Getting Murdered in a Quaint English Village written by Maureen Johnson and published by Ten Speed Press. This book was released on 2021-09-14 with total page 129 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NATIONAL BESTSELLER • Considering a trip to a quaint English village? You’ll think twice after learning about the countless murderous possibilities lurking behind the bucolic façades, thanks to this illustrated guide from #1 bestselling author Maureen Johnson and illustrator Jay Cooper—perfect for fans of cozy mysteries. A weekend roaming narrow old lanes, touring the faded glories of a country manor, and quaffing pints in the pub. How charming. That is, unless you have the misfortune of finding yourself in an English Murder Village, where danger lurks around each picturesque cobblestone corner and every sip of tea may be your last. If you insist on your travels, do yourself a favor and bring a copy of this little book. It may just keep you alive. Brought to life with dozens of Gorey-esque drawings by illustrator Jay Cooper and peppered with allusions to classic crime series and unmistakably British murder lore, Your Guide to Not Getting Murdered in a Quaint English Village gives you the tools you need to avoid the same fate, should you find yourself in a suspiciously cozy English village (or simply dream of going). Good luck! And whatever you do, avoid the vicar.
Download or read book Block Legend Paper by the Ton V written by Kevin Green and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2020-11-11 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection of songs that I bring to you the reader, is the first step in expressing my vision of life through the eyes of me the author. I’ve been working for many years coming up with inspiration and music to share with you the readers and the world, hoping to inspire and entertain. I express my way of life hoping to leave the reader with a greater understanding of what I see through my own eyes. I am extremely pleased with the results from these many years of hard work and dedication. I am truely honored and blessed to share with you my vision. Thank you Sincerely yours Kevin Green KG
Download or read book The Elephant of Surprise written by Joe R. Lansdale and published by Mulholland Books. This book was released on 2019-03-19 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The latest roaring, rollicking adventure from Edgar Award-winner Joe R. Lansdale, featuring odd-couple P.I.s Hap and Leonard. Hap and Leonard are an unlikely pair--Hap, a self-proclaimed white trash rebel, and Leonard--a tough-as-nails Black, gay, Vietnam vet and Republican--but they're the closest friend either of them has in the world. After years of crime-solving companionship, something's changed: Hap, recently married to their P.I. boss, Brett, is now a family man. Amidst the worst flood East Texas has seen in years, the two run across a woman who's had her tongue nearly cut out, pursued by a heavily armed pair of goons. Turns out the girl survived a mob hit, and the boss has come to clean up the mess. On a chase that blows even the East Texas swampgrass back, Hap and Leonard must save the girl, and vanquish her foes, before the foes get them first. With a new case to solve, and a brand-new challenge to their relationship, will Hap and Leonard's friendship survive? Will Hap and Leonard survive? The Elephant of Surprise is rich with Lansdale's trademark humor, whip-smart dialogue, and plenty of ass-kicking adventures.
