Download or read book Adventures of a Wonky Eyed Boy written by Jason Byrne and published by Gill & Macmillan Ltd. This book was released on 2016-09-16 with total page 397 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious childhood memoir from one of Ireland's funniest comedians. '"Mrs Byrne, you've a beautiful, very pale, ginger-haired baby boy with a wonky eye." As she was handed me by the midwife, my mother wept for all the wrong reasons. She could have shagged a platypus and I still would have come out better than this.' So begins Jason Byrne's Adventures of a Wonky-Eyed Boy, a laugh-out-loud memoir that captures the childhood adventures of an accident-prone youngster in 1970s and 1980s suburban Dublin. It was a time when your brother persuaded you to eat the grease behind the cooker by telling you it was caramel, your house was blown up by lightning, your dad mixed up the toothpaste and the 'arse-cream', and you fell asleep on Sunday nights to the sound of one of the neighbours - who were all named Paddy - drunkenly singing 'Magic Moments' in the good front room. All of this while trying to stop your wonky eye from giving the game away. Jason Byrne's childhood adventures are nostalgic, heart-warming and, above all, hilarious.

Download or read book Memoirs of a Wonky Eyed Man written by Jason Byrne and published by Gill & Macmillan Ltd. This book was released on 2023-09-28 with total page 378 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jason Byrne is 17. He has his Leaving Cert under his belt but no idea what to do next. Who better to ask for advice than his dad, Paddy Byrne? There's a (very) short stint studying accountancy (he was asked to leave); a FÁS course with juvenile prisoners to become a waiter (his wonky eye was not an advantage); and a job in a lighting warehouse (it ended with a collapsed lung). But no matter the problem, Paddy is always there with a whiskey, a smoke and a wise word: 'Sure, that's life, son. Just don't tell your mother.' Follow Jason's hilarious journey to becoming one of Ireland's best-loved comedians in a laugh-out loud book that is a celebration of a generation, of life and of Jason's wonderful relationship with his dad, Paddy Byrne – the man who never gave a b*llix.

Download or read book The Accidental Adventures of Onion O Brien written by Jason Byrne and published by Gill & Macmillan Ltd. This book was released on 2019-09-27 with total page 206 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Onion O'Brien is in trouble – again! This time he and the rest of the Five O's are trying to stop the destruction of the Valley, the local waste ground where they hang out. But Mayor Ronald Bump has other ideas – he wants to build new apartments, and he sets local guards The Ferg and Judge on the children. As if things weren't bad enough, there's a new teacher who's acting very suspiciously. The Five O's can find out his secret if they manage to win the school talent contest. There's only one problem – they are completely talentless. Then there's the discovery of the head of Ned Belly, and the local legend that claims he had hidden treasure ... Will the Five O's manage to outwit The Ferg and Judge, and Ronald Bump, and the new teacher, and solve the mystery of the head of Ned Belly, and save their precious Valley?

Download or read book The Baby Friendly Family Cookbook written by Aileen Cox Blundell and published by Gill & Macmillan Ltd. This book was released on 2019-03-15 with total page 575 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 150 recipes suitable for baby-led weaning Aileen Cox Blundell is a mother of three and the creative force behind Baby-Led Feeding, the multi-award-winning baby-led weaning food blog, which shares natural and wholesome recipes for babies that the entire family will love. Aileen's first book, The Baby-Led Feeding Cookbook, was a number one bestseller. Now, in her second book, she deals with all of the challenges that parents face on their feeding journeys, especially fussy eaters and getting children to eat more vegetables! Discover 150 delicious recipes suitable for everyone in the family, including weaning babies. Expand your range of dinnertime 'go-tos' with dishes like Slow-Cooker Stew, Moroccan Turkey Meatballs and Baby-Friendly Chicken Tikka Masala. Explore fantastic, easy ideas for the everyday lunchbox, and nail the art of advance meal preparation and efficient food shopping with this gorgeous and practical family cookbook.

Download or read book Doctor s Romantic Adventures written by Yu BuZhou and published by Funstory. This book was released on 2020-09-23 with total page 867 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tang Chuan, the heir to the imperial family, was ordered by four beautiful mothers to find the precious treasure of the Apricot Forest, the "Nine Stars Needle". At the same time, he helped his fiancée, who he had never met, dissolve her yin and yang body, but because of the misunderstanding, Tang Chuan stayed at Zhou's house.

Download or read book The Greatest Sea Adventures Jack London Edition written by Jack London and published by e-artnow. This book was released on 2017-10-06 with total page 1596 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This unique collection of the greatest sea adventures of Jack London has been designed and formatted to the highest digital standards. Contents: The Cruise of the Dazzler The Sea-Wolf Adventure A Son of the Sun The Mutiny of the Elsinore The Cruise of the Snark Tales of the Fish Patrol White and Yellow The King of the Greeks A Raid on the Oyster Pirates The Siege of the "Lancashire Queen" Charley's Coup Demetrios Contos Yellow Handkerchief South Sea Tales The House of Mapuhi The Whale Tooth Mauki "Yah! Yah! Yah!" The Heathen The Terrible Solomons The Inevitable White Man The Seed of McCoy Jack London (1876-1916) was an American novelist, journalist, and social activist. His amazing life experience also includes being an oyster pirate, railroad hobo, gold prospector, sailor, war correspondent and much more. He wrote adventure novels & sea tales, stories of the Gold Rush, tales of the South Pacific and the San Francisco Bay area - most of which were based on or inspired by his own life experiences.

Download or read book Adventure written by Jack London and published by Namaskar Book. This book was released on 2024-02-02 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Embark on daring journeys and survival challenges with Jack London's captivating tales that celebrate the indomitable spirit of adventure. Embark on a thrilling journey into the wild with Jack London's timeless classic, Adventure. Join the protagonist as they navigate the harsh landscapes, facing the untamed forces of nature and the primal instincts that dwell within. As London's narrative unfolds, experience the adrenaline of adventure and the raw beauty of the wilderness. Each page is a chapter in the story of survival, inviting readers to feel the pulse of the great outdoors and confront the challenges that define the human spirit. But here's the stirring question that will ignite your sense of exploration: What if the adventures within London's tale mirrored the untamed landscapes of your own life? Could you find inspiration in the protagonist's journey and discover the courage to face the unknown? Explore short and captivating paragraphs that capture the essence of London's storytelling. Feel the rush of excitement as the protagonist ventures into uncharted territory, embracing the unpredictable twists of their adventure. Are you ready to immerse yourself in the heart-pounding excitement of Adventure? Let London's words transport you to the wild landscapes where survival is a test of courage and resilience. This is more than a story; it's an invitation to embrace the adventures that await you on the uncharted paths of life. Seize the opportunity to live your own adventure. Secure your copy now, and let the gripping narrative of Adventure be your guide through a world of exploration, danger, and discovery.

Download or read book THE SEA ADVENTURES Boxed Set 20 Maritime Novels Tales of Seas and Sailors written by Jack London and published by e-artnow. This book was released on 2017-04-03 with total page 1596 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This carefully crafted ebook: "THE SEA ADVENTURES – Boxed Set: 20+ Maritime Novels & Tales of Seas and Sailors (Illustrated)" is formatted for your eReader with a functional and detailed table of contents: The Cruise of the Dazzler The Sea-Wolf Adventure A Son of the Sun The Mutiny of the Elsinore The Cruise of the Snark Tales of the Fish Patrol White and Yellow The King of the Greeks A Raid on the Oyster Pirates The Siege of the "Lancashire Queen" Charley's Coup Demetrios Contos Yellow Handkerchief South Sea Tales The House of Mapuhi The Whale Tooth Mauki "Yah! Yah! Yah!" The Heathen The Terrible Solomons The Inevitable White Man The Seed of McCoy Jack London (1876-1916) was an American novelist, journalist, and social activist. His amazing life experience also includes being an oyster pirate, railroad hobo, gold prospector, sailor, war correspondent and much more. He wrote adventure novels & sea tales, stories of the Gold Rush, tales of the South Pacific and the San Francisco Bay area - most of which were based on or inspired by his own life experiences.

Download or read book The Complete Novels of Jack London 22 Adventure Classics in One Volume Illustrated written by Jack London and published by Good Press. This book was released on 2024-01-15 with total page 3991 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Complete Novels of Jack London 22 Adventure Classics in One Volume (Illustrated) is a comprehensive collection of works by the acclaimed author Jack London. Known for his adventurous tales set in the wild landscapes of the Yukon and the Pacific, London's writing style is characterized by vivid descriptions, intense action, and a deep exploration of human nature. This anthology includes classics such as 'The Call of the Wild', 'White Fang', and 'The Sea-Wolf', offering readers a glimpse into the world of rugged frontiersmen, brave dogs, and the harsh realities of survival. Jack London drew inspiration from his own experiences as a sailor, prospector, and socialist activist. His firsthand knowledge of the challenges of living on the edge of civilization infuses his writing with authenticity and a unique perspective on the human condition. London's works continue to captivate readers with their thrilling adventures and thought-provoking themes of survival, struggle, and the enduring spirit of mankind. I highly recommend The Complete Novels of Jack London to anyone interested in adventure literature, nature writing, or classic American fiction. This collection showcases the talent and versatility of Jack London, making it a must-read for fans of gripping storytelling and timeless themes.

Download or read book Adventure by Jack London written by Jack London and published by BEYOND BOOKS HUB. This book was released on 2021-01-01 with total page 324 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Adventure by Jack London The world knows Jack London as a writer who lived his own thrilling, real-life adventures. But there are parts of his life that have remained hidden for many years, things even he couldn't down in writing. Terrifying, mysterious, bizarre, and magical —these are the SecretJourneys of Jack London. Adventure by Jack London We meet Jack at age seventeen, following thousands of men and women into the Yukon Territory in search of gold. For Jack, the journey holds the promise of another kind of fortune: challenge and adventure. But what he finds in the wild north is something far more sinister than he could have ever imagined: kidnapping and slavery, the murderous nature of desperate men, and, amidst it all, supernatural beasts of the wilderness that prey upon the weak men's hearts. Jack’s survival will depend on his ability to quell the demons within himself as much as those without. Adventure by Jack London Acclaimed authors Christopher Golden and Tim Lebbon, along with illustrator GregRuth, have crafted a masterful tale both classic and contemporary, a gripping original story of the paranormal in the tradition of the great Jack London. Adventure by Jack London

Download or read book The Knife of Never Letting Go written by Patrick Ness and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2010-10-18 with total page 510 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A dystopian thriller follows a boy and girl on the run from a town where all thoughts can be heard – and the passage to manhood embodies a horrible secret. Todd Hewitt is the only boy in a town of men. Ever since the settlers were infected with the Noise germ, Todd can hear everything the men think, and they hear everything he thinks. Todd is just a month away from becoming a man, but in the midst of the cacophony, he knows that the town is hiding something from him -- something so awful Todd is forced to flee with only his dog, whose simple, loyal voice he hears too. With hostile men from the town in pursuit, the two stumble upon a strange and eerily silent creature: a girl. Who is she? Why wasn't she killed by the germ like all the females on New World? Propelled by Todd's gritty narration, readers are in for a white-knuckle journey in which a boy on the cusp of manhood must unlearn everything he knows in order to figure out who he truly is.

Download or read book A Cup of Silver Linings written by Karen Hawkins and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-07-06 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From New York Times bestselling author Karen Hawkins comes another "mesmerizing fusion of the mystical and the everyday" (Susan Andersen, New York Times bestselling author) in her Dove Pond series--and this time Ava's famous tea leaves spell trouble ahead. Ava Dove--the sixth of seven daughters of the famed Dove family, and owner of Ava's Landscaping and Specialty Gourmet Tea--is frantic. Just as she is getting ready to open her fabulous new tearoom, her herbal teas have gone wonky. Suddenly, the tea that is supposed to help people sleep is startling them awake with vivid dreams; the tea that infuses romance back into tired marriages is causing people to blurt out their darkest secrets; and the tea that helps people find happiness is making them spend hours staring into mirrors. Meanwhile, living four doors down the road from Ava, sixteen-year-old Kristen Foster's life has just crashed down around her. After her mother's death, Kristen's grandmother Ellen has arrived in town to sweep Kristen off to a white mansion on a hill in distant Raleigh. But Kristen has had enough 'life changes' and is desperate to stay with her friends in her beloved hometown of Dove Pond. But to do so means Kristen must undertake a quest she's been avoiding her entire life--finding her never-been-there-for-her father. With the help of an ancient herbal remedy book found in her attic by her sister, Ava realizes that Kristen holds the key to fixing her unstable tea leaves. So Ava throws herself into Kristen's search, even convincing Kristen's grandmother Ellen to help, too. Together, the three embark on a reluctant but magical journey of healing, friendship, and family that will delight fans of Alice Hoffman, Kate Morton, and Sarah Addison Allen.

Download or read book Snagged and Sunk Or The Adventures of a Canvas Canoe written by Harry Castlemon and published by Good Press. This book was released on 2023-11-02 with total page 215 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In "Snagged and Sunk; Or, The Adventures of a Canvas Canoe" by Harry Castlemon, readers are immersed in a thrilling tale of adventure and survival set against the backdrop of the American wilderness. Castlemon's vivid descriptions and fast-paced narrative style bring the dangers and excitement of canoeing to life, making this book a must-read for anyone interested in outdoor exploration and risk-taking escapades. The protagonist's journey through treacherous waters and unexpected challenges keeps readers on the edge of their seats, eager to find out what will happen next. The book sheds light on the resilience of the human spirit and the importance of perseverance in the face of adversity. Castlemon's attention to detail and engaging storytelling make this work a classic in the adventure genre. Harry Castlemon, a pseudonym for Charles Austin Fosdick, drew on his own experiences as a writer and outdoor enthusiast to craft a story that captures the essence of the wilderness and the thrill of exploration. As a prolific author of children's adventure novels, Castlemon's expertise shines through in this gripping and compelling tale. Fans of outdoor adventures and coming-of-age stories will find themselves captivated by the escapades in" Snagged and Sunk; Or, The Adventures of a Canvas Canoe."

Download or read book BURT L STANDISH Premium Collection 24 Adventure Mystery Novels Including The Merriwell Series Lefty Locke Adventures Owen Clancy Mysteries Illustrated written by Burt L. Standish and published by e-artnow. This book was released on 2016-05-12 with total page 5198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This carefully crafted ebook: "BURT L. STANDISH Premium Collection: 24 Adventure & Mystery Novels - Including The Merriwell Series, Lefty Locke Adventures & Owen Clancy Mysteries (Illustrated)" is formatted for your eReader with a functional and detailed table of contents. William George "Gilbert" Patten (1866-1945) was a writer of adventure novels, better known by his pen name Burt L. Standish. Patten used many other pseudonyms and wrote westerns and science-fiction novels, but he is most famous for his sporting stories in the Merriwell series with brothers Frank and Dick Merriwell, who became icons of All-American sportsmanship. Apart from the Merriwell stories, Patten wrote 75 complete novels and an unknown number of stories. In total, some 500 million of his books were in print, making him one of the best-selling fiction authors of all time. Table of Contents: The Merriwell Series: Frank Merriwell's Limit (Calling a Halt) Frank Merriwell's Chums Frank Merriwell Down South Frank Merriwell's Bravery Frank Merriwell at Yale (Freshman Against Freshman) Frank Merriwell's Races Frank Merriwell's Alarm (Doing His Best) Frank Merriwell's Athletes (The Boys Who Won) Frank Merriwell's Champions (All in the Game) Frank Merriwell's Return to Yale Frank Merriwell's Cruise Frank Merriwell's New Comedian (The Rise of a Star) Frank Merriwell's Reward Frank Merriwell's Backers (The Pride of His Friends) Frank Merriwell's Triumph (The Disappearance of Felicia) Frank Merriwell's Pursuit (How to Win) Frank Merriwell's Son (A Chip off the Old Block) Frank Merriwell's Nobility (The Tragedy of the Ocean Tramp) Frank Merriwell, Junior's Golden Trail (The Fugitive Professor) Dick Merriwell's Trap (The Chap Who Bungled) Dick Merriwell Abroad (The Ban of the Terrible Ten) Dick Merriwell's Pranks (Lively Times in the Orient) Other Novels: Owen Clancy's Happy Trail (The Motor Wizard in California) Lefty Locke, Pitcher-Manager

Download or read book Sharks Are Scary Aren t They written by Christine Edwards and published by Book Guild Publishing. This book was released on 2023-01-28 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sharks Are Scary Aren’t They? depicts the emotional journey of Charlie Parker, a fearful twelve-year-old boy, and Jane Jones, a retired dentist and scuba diver, who meet by chance on a beach. Despite the years that separate them, they discover they are more alike than they could have imagined.

Download or read book Still Life written by Melissa Milgrom and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2010-02-14 with total page 277 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After her curiosity is piqued by a safari gone awry, a journalist delves into the curious world of taxidermy and shares her findings. It’s easy to dismiss taxidermy as a kitschy or morbid sideline, the realm of trophy fish and jackalopes or an anachronistic throwback to the dusty diorama. Yet theirs is a world of intrepid hunter-explorers, eccentric naturalists, and gifted museum artisans, all devoted to the paradoxical pursuit of creating the illusion of life. Into this subculture of passionate animal-lovers ventures journalist Melissa Milgrom, whose journey stretches from the anachronistic family workshop of the last chief taxidermist for the American Museum of Natural History to the studio where an English sculptor, granddaughter of a surrealist artist, preserves the animals for Damien Hirst’s most disturbing artworks. She wanders through Mr. Potter’s Museum of Curiosities in the final days of its existence to watch dealers vie for preserved Victorian oddities, and visits the Smithsonian’s offsite lab, where taxidermists transform zoo skins into vivacious beasts. She tags along with a Canadian bear trapper and former Roy Orbison impersonator—the three-time World Taxidermy Champion—as he resurrects an extinct Irish elk using DNA studies and Paleolithic cave art for reference; she even ultimately picks up a scalpel and stuffs her own squirrel. Transformed from a curious onlooker to an empathetic participant, Milgrom takes us deep into the world of taxidermy and reveals its uncanny appeal. “Hilarious but respectful.” —Washington Post “Engrossing.” —New Yorker “[A] delightful debut . . . Milgrom has in Still Life opened up a whole world to readers.” —Chicago Tribune “Milgrom’s lively account will appeal to readers who enjoyed Mary Roach’s quirky science books.” —Library Journal

Download or read book Max the blind guy written by Mark Beyer and published by Siren & Muse Publishing. This book was released on 2023-01-28 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Maximilian Ruth daydreams in colors which his eyes can no longer see. His wife is leading them on a European tour: Prague, Vienna, Salzburg, and Venice. Greta Ruth calls this trip their “last hurrah.” She hasn't had the best from 40 years with Max. But Max takes their life differently: marriage is an affair of more than the heart’s journey. This pair of American originals have known passion, riches, and sorrow. Today, these roads lead them through Europe’s famed cities, but Greta wonders if the plan will see her through to the promised “champagne on the Grand Canal.” Their Elite Travel tour-mates are getting on each other’s nerves. They are characters found next door, on everyday streets, under black-eye days, and across lost-memory nights. The highlights and sights, the posh lunches, the gamy conversation over drinks in the bar – and of course the "tour friendships" – all make their faux-camaraderie sometimes combative but never boring. A story rife with modern perils – too much time, too much money, just enough libido, secrets revealed – Max and Greta Ruth don’t wait for what the future may bring. "Max, the blind guy" is a complex, emotional story of art, ego, love, and marriage. Beyer’s nuanced story brings to life fictional characters from America and Europe as this group of recalcitrant travelers make their way travel through lovely cities and desperate thoughts. "Precocious. Provocative. Poignant. MAX, THE BLIND GUY is built like an intricate mansion of dozens of opulently adorned rooms, secret passageways and windows that open up to the bright and vibrant world beyond. The story explores the delights, disappointments, disturbances, and distractions of love, lust, and the desire to get to the next place. Language play, humor, despair, and the engagement of a complicated community of characters, 'Max' brings to mind the work of his literary predecessors such as Nabokov, Marquez, Dickens, and Dostoevsky." - Patricia Ann McNair, author, THE TEMPLE OF AIR