Download or read book A Senior Moment Is Just a Wrinkle in Time written by and published by Product Concept Incorporated. This book was released on 2009 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Most commonly found on the nightstound or in the bathroom, is this little treasure of a book with favorite quote from the wise and the humorous, uplifting stories and reflections, and prayers to guide those who are getting older. It's a gift not to take one's self TOO seriously...and this is the perfect gift to give that lift.
Download or read book A Senior Moment written by Line Grenier and published by transcript Verlag. This book was released on 2020-06-30 with total page 231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ageing and Memory are two cultural processes that establish their own relationships with time. They affect our ways of living, in the present, and for a future, as we move through life. This book focuses on the cultural mediations of ageing and memory, teasing out their complex and largely unpredictable relationships and interconnections. Its overall purpose is to explore different practices, commodities, daily routines, sounds, images and technologies that configure memory and ageing and shape our experiences of living in time and with time. By covering a variety of phenomena, from biopics, music by elderly, and artefacts among other, this edited collection considers the cultural stuff that ageing and memory are made of and interconnected in singular ways, for and by particular people, in specific socio-historical locations.
Download or read book Senior Moments written by Don Core and published by Sofits Publishing. This book was released on 1999-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Senior Moments is a humorous look at the aging process, as seen through the eyes for a person whose mind says, Let's go, live it up and whose body says Been there, done that, forget it. A lively and wise, but cautious, senior citizen.Growing Old is Not for Sissies. It takes a certain amount of panache, savior faire, and just plain bravery to become a Senior Citizen. This honor is not for the faint-hearted.This book includes eighteen comical illustrations, a couple of amusing photographs and a generous sprinkling of fun one-liners, all with the goal of eliciting a smile, a chuckle, a guffaw or, in some instances, just an amusing memory.
Download or read book Senior Moments Ageing Disgracefully written by Tim Whyatt and published by Templar Publishing. This book was released on 2017-11-16 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A timelessly funny cartoon collection by Tim Whyatt. Everyone has at some stage had a 'senior moment' whether you've called your child by the wrong name, returned from the supermarket without the one item you went out for in the first place or even moaned at the annoying kid who is playing their music too loud. The years may keep piling up and our bodies may be losing the ultimate battle against gravity but our humour remains the same! Senior Moments: Ageing Distgracefully is an amusing collection of some of the best of two-time 'Henries' winner, Tim Whyatt's hilarious imagery, depicting the highs, lows, laughter and indignities of later life.
Download or read book Help Lord I m Having A Senior Moment written by Karen O'Connor and published by Gospel Light Publications. This book was released on 2003-10-24 with total page 236 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Like it or not, senior moments happen. We might as well laugh about them and thank God for the way they add interest to our lives. After all, what would life be without the cordless phone ringing faintly from where you left it in the fridge? Some senior moments are more heartbreaking or embarrassing than funny. But in every case, we can take them to the Lord who cares for us. This book brings encouragement to people in their golden years. Each of the 90 short pieces contains a note to God about a topic of special interest to seniors, a word from God in Scripture, a prayer and a place for the reader to write his or her note to God.
Download or read book Senior Moments Older But No Wiser written by Tim (Cartoonist) Whyatt and published by Senior Moments. This book was released on 2019-10 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Senior Moment written by Monica Graham and published by . This book was released on 2021-04-27 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Monica Graham got her first inkling that her eighty-nine-year-old mother might not be able to continue living on her own when she coated chicken breasts with dishwashing liquid for dinner. It was an easy mistake--the yellow detergent lived right beside the olive oil on the kitchen counter. Graham could easily have done the same thing herself, she thought. But as her visit with her mom in Corner Brook, Newfoundland, progressed, Graham--who lives in Pictou, Nova Scotia--began to recognize that her mother had been successfully hiding increasingly apparent signs that her memory was failing; she wasn't getting by as well as she had been letting on. So began the arduous process of finding and securing a safe place for her mother to live--and of clearing out several decades' worth of belongings. Part memoir, part cautionary tale, part how-to guide, Senior Moment offers insight and practical guidance for Atlantic Canadians on how to usher a loved one into the world of continuing care. With wit, wisdom, and a dose of whimsy, author Monica Graham explores the inevitable hurdles of caring for our elders.
Download or read book 365 Senior Moments You d Rather Forget written by Karen O'Connor and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2012-09-01 with total page 141 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Karen O’Connor, bestselling author of Gettin’ Old Ain’t for Wimps (more than 300,000 copies sold), offers a great collection of humorous anecdotes on senior moments. Readers in the better half of life will discover 365 rather funny situations to avoid, with some of them sounding all too familiar. They are encouraged to avoid… leaving the key in the front door and going to sleep feeling secure. purchasing a book to improve your memory but leaving it at the checkout counter. dropping the boat anchor and then realizing it wasn’t tied to the boat. This warmhearted and playful book encourages laughter and taking life in stride.
Download or read book Senior Moments written by Angus FitzSimons and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2020-10-27 with total page 222 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you had a Senior Moment yet? Maybe you know someone who's had a few? Check this list to know for sure: · You can remember being told the King was dead (George, not Elvis). · You still say 'colour television', and you watch television on a television. · Your home phone rings and you answer it. (And you still have a phone, not a 'landline'.) · You boast about 'doing it' three times a night and that's just getting up to pee. · You realise that your wardrobe has become ironic. You're not back in fashion, but you're hip. (And ironically, you now have an artificial hip). If you answered 'yes' to one or more of the above, congratulations! You are officially a Senior and this book is here to guide you through your best years (i.e. the past). Stroll, or maybe shuffle, down Nostalgia Avenue and bask in the glory of growing old disgracefully. (If you are a Young Person, this is the easiest Senior gift idea ever. You're welcome!)
Download or read book The Senior Moments Doodle Book written by Andrew Pinder and published by Michael O'Mara Books. This book was released on 2011-09 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who among us could honestly say they've never experienced a 'senior moment'? Those frustrating times when one's keys are 'misplaced' or one's sunglasses (stuck firmly on top of head) are just nowhere to be found. From the beach to the boardroom, life is a minefield full of these scenarios, and this book celebrates those moments with dozens of hilarious unfinished doodles for you to complete and create. People can doodle their teenage fashion disasters, draw what's in the old lady's handbag, or customise the new car, bought during a mid-life crisis. Beautifully drawn as well as wickedly witty, the opportunities are endless. Guaranteed to raise a wry smile as well as making you hoot with 'been there, done that' laughter, The Senior Moments Doodle Book is the perfect quirky stocking filler.
Download or read book Senior Moments Flip Book written by and published by . This book was released on 2010 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book God Bless My Senior Moments written by Karen O'Connor and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2014-04-01 with total page 47 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Your later years can be golden! Humorist and bestselling author Karen O’Connor offers brief, daily prayers to highlight the joys of living while gently poking fun at the humorous moments we all experience. These insightful prayers of gratitude, grace, and good humor will inspire you to take life in stride and look for the positives: Good thinking, Lord! Thanks to you, I remembered to take my mailbox key when I went to the post office. Jesus, be with me when I stumble over a word or trip on a step. Pick me up, dust me off, and comfort me so I’m ready to continue. What a joy it is, dear God, to relax with my spouse. We’re as comfy and familiar with each other as a pair of worn slippers. With more than 300 daily prayers, God Bless My Senior Moments offers ample ways to find humor in common foibles and plenty of encouragement to help you stay enthusiastic and in touch with God.
Download or read book 1 000 Unforgettable Senior Moments written by Tom Friedman and published by Workman Publishing Company. This book was released on 2017-05-16 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The president who left the nuclear launch codes in a suit at the dry cleaners. The novelist who put the orange juice outside and the kitten in the refrigerator. The Russian general who left home in full military dress . . . minus his pants. The famous sex goddess who blew the same line through 52 takes. And the rock star who no longer remembers 1975. Filled with classic lapses, gaffes, and mental bloopers, 1,000 Unforgettable Senior Moments is a fabulous and witty gift for anyone of a certain age. And now it is updated, revised with more than 20 percent new stories, and repackaged in two color, making it an even more vibrant, visually appealing, fresh, and compellingly readable book. Anyone who’s ever had a mental lapse will empathize with relative spring chicken Nicki Minaj, who, while accepting a BET Viewers’ Choice Award, forgot why she was receiving the statuette (on live national television, no less). Or the team of astrophysicists who believed they had discovered proof of alien life—only to discover the signals were coming from the lunchroom microwave. Here’s a best man forgetting to show up at the wedding, a musician leaving his priceless cello in a cab, the bank robber who wrote a holdup note on a paycheck stub that had his name and address printed on it, and the Fox studio chief who, when pressed by his leading lady to remember her name, offered “. . . Cleopatra?”
Download or read book Senior Moments Love and Marriage written by Tim Whyatt and published by Senior Moments. This book was released on 2019-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you remember when you had that feeling of butterflies, that instant sexual chemistry and the joy of falling in love? Now do you remember getting married and forgetting what any of that feels like? Resigned to a life of birthday sex and children slowly draining your bank account? This hilarious book depicts both the early stages of love and attraction, and the laugh out loud realities of being married. Not all bad, but certainly all funny.
Download or read book The Book of Senior Moments written by Shelley Klein and published by Michael O'Mara. This book was released on 2020-05-28 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Book of Senior Moments introduces the reader to a wonderful collection of humorous anecdotes, confessions, tips, retorts and excuses to help you avoid those all too familiar senior moments.
Download or read book Senior Moments written by Bernadette McCarver Snyder and published by Twenty-Third Publications. This book was released on 2014-08-18 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Just when you ve conquered a lot of life's problems and are living in the moment, you might find it is a senior moment. With trademark humor and wisdom, Bernadette invites us to pray in those moments and all the others in between. Whether sitting in her cozy kitchen, waiting in the doctor s office, or staring down a new DVD player that keeps spitting out discs because I have pushed the wrong button, she shares her honest, comfortable way of chatting with God about nothing and everything that warmly invites you to pull up a chair and join the conversation.
Download or read book All Joy and No Fun written by Jennifer Senior and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2014-01-28 with total page 234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Thousands of books have examined the effects of parents on their children. In All Joy and No Fun, award-winning journalist Jennifer Senior now asks: what are the effects of children on their parents? In All Joy and No Fun, award-winning journalist Jennifer Senior tries to tackle this question, isolating and analyzing the many ways in which children reshape their parents' lives, whether it's their marriages, their jobs, their habits, their hobbies, their friendships, or their internal senses of self. She argues that changes in the last half century have radically altered the roles of today's mothers and fathers, making their mandates at once more complex and far less clear. Recruiting from a wide variety of sources—in history, sociology, economics, psychology, philosophy, and anthropology—she dissects both the timeless strains of parenting and the ones that are brand new, and then brings her research to life in the homes of ordinary parents around the country. The result is an unforgettable series of family portraits, starting with parents of young children and progressing to parents of teens. Through lively and accessible storytelling, Senior follows these mothers and fathers as they wrestle with some of parenthood's deepest vexations—and luxuriate in some of its finest rewards. Meticulously researched yet imbued with emotional intelligence, All Joy and No Fun makes us reconsider some of our culture's most basic beliefs about parenthood, all while illuminating the profound ways children deepen and add purpose to our lives. By focusing on parenthood, rather than parenting, the book is original and essential reading for mothers and fathers of today—and tomorrow.
