Download or read book A Redneck Wedding written by Robyn Anderson and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-03-30 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Howdy! Welcome to Sunshine Springs, Montana. Janice Wyatt is a beer guzzling, cigarette smoking bride-to-be. She's set to marry Jeb Luster in a "redneck" themed wedding. Eve Colby flies from Georgia to Montana to participate in her friend's unique and fun-loving nuptials. Eve finds Montana a true treasure with the vast mountain landscape and she immediately falls in love with the ranching community of Sunshine Springs. She meets local rancher, Stone Wyatt, and the pair feel an immediate attraction toward each other. Stone admires and respects his "Georgia Peach," but circumstances from Stone's past threaten their future together.
Download or read book The Redneck Wedding Planner written by Ophelia Bernice Peterson and published by Broadway. This book was released on 2006 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Five-time bride Peterson knows a thing or two about planning and throwing a white-trash wedding to remember. Finally, all of her hard-won wisdom is available in The Redneck Wedding Planner. Includes checklists, tips, and cautionary advice.
Download or read book A Good Old Fashioned Redneck Country Wedding written by Kris Bauske and published by Samuel French, Incorporated. This book was released on 2017-05-18 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fans of the hit A Good Old Fashioned Redneck Country Christmas know Jimmy finally popped the question. Fast-forward to Valentine's Day, just six weeks later, and the girls are back at the diner on the morning of Darlene and Jimmy's wedding. As you might expect, things aren't going so well. The dog ate the cake, Jimmy's got cold feet, and two strangers from out of town have brought an unexpected element of surprise to the day. Of course, Lou has things well in hand, and the boys are tracking Jimmy down at their favorite hunting cabin. Will Jimmy and Darlene make it to the altar? Who are these two strangers, and why are they in town? Will Darlene's cousins stay sober long enough to see her take her vows? The same redneck characters your audience knows and loves, and the story continues!
Download or read book The Mammoth Book of One Liners written by Geoff Tibballs and published by Robinson. This book was released on 2012-06-07 with total page 607 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of 10,000 side-splitting one-line jokes arranged in categories from bestselling humour editor Geoff Tibballs. 'Is my wife dissatisfied with my body? A small part of me says yes.' 'Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.' 'I read somewhere that 26 is too old to still live with your parents. It was on a note, in my room.'
Download or read book Play by Play from the Minors written by John Kocsis, Jr. and published by McFarland. This book was released on 2023-10-13 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For the reader interested in learning more about working in sports--or the fan that wants a look at what those inside the radio booth go through day-to-day--this book contains the secrets and successes of minor league baseball broadcasters with a combined century of experience telling the story of America's pastime. A host of decorated industry veterans discuss their careers, sharing tales of baseball greats from before they were famous, players who didn't make it past Class-A, the zaniest promotional exercises to hit the market, some of small-town America's greatest cuisine, the highs of winning a championship and the lows of being stranded on the highway for hours.
Download or read book Rustic Wedding Chic written by Maggie Lord and published by Gibbs Smith. This book was released on 2012-08 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: RusticWeddingChic.com is the number one online resource for rustic & country weddings. Rustic weddings are the hottest alternative to the traditional hotel ballroom, allowing couples to make their day more personal. Maggie Lord, founder of RusticWeddingChic.com shares inspiration, ideas and advice on planning a rustic and country wedding. Get an insider’s look at real weddings set in rustic locations, country and farm destinations, and backyard venues, all with an independent, eco-friendly and creative approach. Rustic Wedding Chic is also the inspiration for a collection of rustic wedding favors and goods from Whispering Pines.
Download or read book How Many Women Does It Take to Change a Redneck written by Jeff Foxworthy and published by Thomas Nelson Inc. This book was released on 2006-11-14 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here's a close-up look at the qualities that make the red-neck male special. The book covers all the essentials, including his fashion sense, personal hygiene, choice of automobiles, mating rituals, prowess at entertaining, conversation skills, preferred leisure time activities, eating and drinking habits, and child-rearing expertise. How many women does it take to change a redneck? Only one, if her aim is good. Depends on how she looks, how much she weighs, and if her family has any property to hunt on. Four?one to hold his beer, two to undo his overalls, and one to pull on a clean pair of under-drawers. Twelve . . . in a jury box. Nobody knows?it's never been done. Armed with this book, any redneck can learn to conduct himself so that no woman or her mother would ever consider asking him to change.
Download or read book Greatest Jokes of the Century Book 18 written by Thomas F. Shubnell and published by Thomas F. Shubnell. This book was released on 2008-09-19 with total page 169 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It is hard to believe that there are this many new jokes in the world, but it's true. More rollicking fun and rolling on the floor with side splitters, funnybone thumpers, and raucous ribald funnies.
Download or read book Media Minorities and Meaning written by Debra L. Merskin and published by Peter Lang. This book was released on 2011 with total page 476 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Foundations. Introduction -- Constructing categories of difference -- Minorities, meaning, and mass media -- Articulations of difference -- The articulation of difference. Country music and redneck woman -- The construction of Arabs as enemies -- Perpetuation of the hot Latina stereotype in Desperate housewives -- Commodified racism : brand images of Native Americans -- The pornographic gaze in mainstream American magazine and fashion advertising -- Women, lipstick, and self-presentation -- Sun also rises : Stereotypes of the Asian/American woman on Lost -- Coon songs : the Black male stereotype in popular American sheet music (1850-1920) -- Homosexuality and horror : the lesbian vampire film -- Television news coverage of "Day without an immigrant.
Download or read book How Pop Culture Shapes the Stages of a Woman s Life written by Melissa Ames and published by Springer. This book was released on 2016-03-15 with total page 291 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Contemporary popular culture has created a slew of stereotypical roles for girls and women to (willingly or not) play throughout their lives: The Princess, the Nymphette, the Diva, the Single Girl, the Bridezilla, the Tiger Mother, the M.I.L.F, the Cougar, and more. In this book Ames and Burcon investigate the role of cultural texts in gender socialization at specific pre-scripted stages of a woman's life (from girls to the "golden girls") and how that instruction compounds over time. By studying various texts (toys, magazines, blogs, tweets, television shows, Hollywood films, novels, and self-help books) they argue that popular culture exists as a type of funhouse mirror constantly distorting the real world conditions that exist for women, magnifying the gendered expectations they face. Despite the many problematic, conflicting messages women receive throughout their lives, this book also showcases the ways such messages are resisted, allowing women to move past the blurry reality they broadcast and toward, hopefully, gender equality.
Download or read book A Dyslexic Walks Into a Bra written by Nick Harris and published by Michael O'Mara Books. This book was released on 2011-10-31 with total page 381 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's the classic gags that keep people laughing time after time, and Nick Harris has collected together a bumper batch of the best jokes that are guaranteed to have anyone rolling in the aisles. With jokes ranging from the classic subjects (man walks into a bar, an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman, marriage and divorce and more) to laugh-a-minute one-liners and the downright surreal, there is a wealth of hilarious subject matter to keep readers entertained. This is the perfect stocking filler for anyone that loves a good old laugh.
Download or read book The Glass Facade written by Richard Cameron and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2013-06-13 with total page 376 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Born in Brooklyn, New York, Richard Cameron grew up on the South Shore of Nassau County Long Island. He was a renowned wedding and portrait photographer/videographer and studio owner for nearly 30 years. He has degrees in both art and communications. Not taking to digital photography he decided to retire from the photography business. Cameron continues to write because greens fees at Nassau County golf courses are expensive. His first book, Famous People Who Dropped Dead, an offbeat nonfiction book, was published in 2010. The Glass Façade is his first novel. Cameron wishes his "two girls," Georgie ¿6, a Yellow Labrador Retriever, and Zsa Zsa ¿16, a Maltese, could accompany him on book events as they are his biggest fans. He resides in Nassau County, dividing his time between New York City and Florida.
Download or read book Jokes 101 written by Alex Gall and published by Balboa Press. This book was released on 2016-02-23 with total page 294 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jokes 101 is a new and different view of the best jokes and interesting observations on 107 separate topics from accountants to zombies. If you are looking for funny, clean jokes on a specific topic, just select the jokes that best suit your purpose. If you are required to say a few words or give a speech, a well-chosen joke or observation will put your audience in a more receptive mood and make your appearance unforgettable and unique. If you’re talking to a group of barbers, try, “I received an expensive comb as a gift. I thanked my girlfriend and said, ‘I’ll never part with it.’” When speaking to a group of doctors, what can you say? Knowing the current zombie craze, try, “When he told the ladies that he was Doctor Jekyll, they all wanted to Hyde.” When speaking about family, try, “Here’s a statement that breaks a mother’s heart: ‘Mommy, I missed the school bus.’” If singing is a topic, try, “My daughter sang a duet with our dog; it was a howling success.” That’s enough punishment for now. Will you be a hit, the proverbial life of the party, based on your singularly entertaining and informative discussions or speeches using the jokes or observations stolen from this, in all modesty, semibombastic, fantastic material in Jokes 101? PS: I don’t know anyone who can do me a bit of good, so no important person has endorsed this book; you’ll just have to think positive.
Download or read book Memoirs of Nobody Special written by Melanie Rippey and published by Fulton Books, Inc.. This book was released on 2021-02-23 with total page 249 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Memoirs of Nobody Special is full of funny, heartbreaking, trying, and awakening stories from Melanie Rippey’s life. It is an honest and lighthearted account of some of the events, mistakes, and lessons she has learned along the way. It is filled with heartwarming and personal stories from her childhood through her adult years. She talks about how she felt like nobody special for far too long and has finally decided to live life with happiness.
Download or read book Myth in the Modern World written by David Whitt and published by McFarland. This book was released on 2014-05-01 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ubiquitous and enduring, myths are an inherent part of culture. These 10 essays explore the role of myth in the modern world, delving not only into science fiction and fantasy, but also into sport, terrorist rhetoric and television. Contributors contemplate the changing face of the hero in Breaking Bad, Justified and the Japanese film trilogy 20th Century Boys; explore ideology in George R.R. Martin's A Song of Fire and Ice novels and the HBO series Game of Thrones, Showtime's The L Word, and The Day the Earth Stood Still; and examine Al Qaeda's use of myth to justify its violent actions. Other essays consider the hero ideal in sport, the wolf myth in Twilight and the comic persona of Hercules in the Travel Channel series Man v. Food. The power of myth, this volume reveals, extends beyond ancient stories of gods and heroes to express the hopes, fears and reality of everyday life.
Download or read book Wife Inc written by Suzanne Leonard and published by NYU Press. This book was released on 2020-05-01 with total page 263 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fascinating look at the changing role of wives in modern America After a half century of battling for gender equality, women have been freed from the necessity of securing a husband for economic stability, sexual fulfillment, or procreation. Marriage is a choice, and increasingly women (and men) are opting out. Yet despite these changes, the cultural power of marriage has burgeoned. What was once an obligation has become an exclusive club into which heterosexual women with the right amount of self-discipline may win entry. The newly exalted professionalized wife is no longer reliant on her husband’s status or money; instead she can wield her own power provided she can successfully manage the business of being a wife. Wife, Inc. tells a fiercely contemporary story revealing that today’s wives do not labor in kitchens or even homes. Instead, the work of wifedom occurs in online dating sites, on reality television, in social media, and on the campaign trail. Dating, marital commitment, and married life have been reconfigured. No longer the stuff of marriage vows, these realms are now controlled by brand management and marketability. To prosper, women must appear confident, empowered, and sexually savvy. Guiding readers through the stages of the “wife-cycle,” Suzanne Leonard follows women as they date, prepare to wed, and toil as wives, using examples from popular television, film, and literature, as well as mass market news, women’s magazines, new media, and advice culture. The first major study to focus on this new definition of “working wives,” Wife, Inc. reveals how marriage occupies a newly professionalized role in the lives of American women. Being a wife is a business that takes a lot more than a vow to maintain—this book tells that story.
Download or read book Redneck Words of Wisdom written by Jaimie Muehlhausen and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2006-10-12 with total page 156 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Some people are so dumb / ugly / mad / crazy that civilized adjectives cannot describe them. Is he dumber than a box of dirt? Is she three pounds of ugly in a two pound sack? Are they mad as a box of frogs? In Redneck Words of Wisdom, Jaimie Muehlhausen has respectfully collected some 500 of the best down-home, country sayings. Arranged in convenient chapters on subjects like bragging, being lazy, witches' titties, multi-genitaled animals, and more, these sayings cut to the core truths of life. When standard words fail... Redneck Words of Wisdom can save the day.
