Download or read book A Pocketful of Sillies written by Hetty Bowers and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2006-10 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: WHEN SATURDAY COMES, set in the island city of Galveston, Texas in 1966 (prologue and epilogue 1988), is the story of one woman, Jennifer McClain, and how her tragic death in 1931, at the age of twenty-three, has shaped and altered the lives of three generations of men her surviving husband, Dewey McClain, now seventy-four, their son, James, four at the time of her death, but now thirty-nine, and David, the ten year old son of James. For all three, the summer of 1966 is a journey. For Dewey, it is a journey toward death. For James, an unsuccessful journey toward acceptance of his mother's fate. And for David, it is a dramatic journey into manhood.
Download or read book Pocketful of Nonsense written by James Marshall and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2003 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Old favorites and original works by Marshall make up this collection of humorous rhymes, limericks, and poems.
Download or read book Pocket Fun Very Silly Jokes written by Sally Lindley and published by Arcturus Publishing. This book was released on 2020-01-01 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What did the zero say to the eight? "Nice belt!" If you like silly humour, then you'll just love this book. It's packed with playful puns, ridiculous riddles, and zany zingers. The hilarious, full-colour illustrations will have you rolling on the floor! Suitable for kids aged 5 to 105.
Download or read book Silly Cecil and Clever Cubs Pocket Money Puffin written by Jeanne Willis and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2010-05-06 with total page 47 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sir Cecil is a pompous pedigree cat who can't believe it when scruffy Mr Cubs turns up uninvited at Futtock Mansion and refuses to leave. But then Mr Cubs agrees to help Sir Cecil fulfil a lifelong dream - with hilariously disastrous results . . .
Download or read book Dick and Dom s Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book written by Richard McCourt and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2014-03-13 with total page 370 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dick and Dom are pan-generational household names who have been delighting television audiences for well over a decade. Dick and Dom’s Big Fat and Very Silly Joke Book is a hilarious mishmash of Dick and Dom’s very own bonkers yet brilliant breed of humour. Feast your eyes on over five hundred brilliant gags, japes, jokes and puns; be amazed at Dick and Dom’s Titbits, a selection of fascinating yet fact-free facts; settle in to Dick and Dom’s Poetry Corner for some slightly naughty but very silly poems, and never be bored again with Dick and Dom’s brilliantly baffling Boredom Busters. Most importantly of all, laugh until you do a Vom Goblin.* (*A burp with a small surprise serving of sick. See their first book, Dick and Dom’s Slightly Naughty but Very Silly Words, for more details!) With hilarious illustrations on every page, you’re bound to find something to tickle your funny-bone! Who is old, wise and green all over? Bogey-Wan Kenobi
Download or read book A Pocket Dictionary of the English Language written by Noah Webster and published by . This book was released on 1870 with total page 330 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Colorado Silly Trivia written by Carole Marsh and published by Carole Marsh Books. This book was released on 1994 with total page 70 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Belegana Just a Silly Wite Man written by Sean Makiney and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Silly yes but you smiled written by Poppa Talbert and published by FriesenPress. This book was released on 2015-12-17 with total page 99 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The world turned upside down and inside out with no regard to the sanctity of history, people, places and things! Life should be this ridiculous so we can all just scratch our heads and smile!
Download or read book A Silly Girl written by Neo Olin and published by Neo Olin Publications. This book was released on 2024-08-31 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I died today. Or was it yesterday? Perhaps tomorrow—same difference now. Every breath and every step—they’ve all led me to where the sun doesn’t shine and the wind doesn’t blow. Life seems different from up here—almost…beautiful—pleasure and pain, joy and suffering—our every hue painted as one stroke across the canvas of eternity. I used to imagine myself reliving those days of yore in a way different than I had—better, and without flaw. But now I see, clear as day, there was only ever one path for me—from the first star to the last flickering now to faintest dust, time was but a lens through which us tainted specks could perceive a destiny already passed. There is a solace then, in knowing that I was but a crackle in the fires of a charred life, burnt away before even setting aflame.
Download or read book 52 Series Silly Things to Do When You Are Blue written by Lynn Gordon and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2011-03-25 with total page 109 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From throwing a costume party for a few close friends to creating a personal "fun-o-dex," this series of inspirational ideas will bring anyone up who's feeling down.
Download or read book Why Does My Dog Scratch The Carpet 20 silly questions that lead to surprising insights about your furry friend written by Andrea Febrian and published by Andrea Febrian. This book was released on with total page 57 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Why Does My Dog Scratch the Carpet: 20 silly questions that lead to surprising insights about your furry friend" Unlock the secrets of your dog's most puzzling behaviors with this witty, whimsical, and scientifically-based guide to understanding your furry friend like never before. From the peculiar habit of carpet scratching to the age-old question of whether dogs can sense ghosts, this book delves deep into the canine mind to provide insightful and entertaining answers to 20 of the most common questions dog owners ask. Perfect for dog lovers, pet parents, and anyone curious about animal behavior, "Why Does My Dog Scratch the Carpet" combines humor, storytelling, and cutting-edge research to create a unique and engaging reading experience. With expert insights from renowned canine behaviorists, veterinarians, and animal psychologists, this book offers a fascinating glimpse into the complex and often misunderstood world of dog psychology. Each chapter tackles a different question, exploring topics such as canine communication, sensory perception, emotional intelligence, and social cognition. You'll discover why dogs tilt their heads, how they perceive time, and whether they can understand human language. Along the way, you'll also learn practical tips for strengthening your bond with your furry companion and promoting their physical and emotional well-being. Written in a conversational and easy-to-digest style, "Why Does My Dog Scratch the Carpet" is packed with memorable anecdotes, clever analogies, and stunning visuals that bring the world of dogs to life. Whether you're a first-time dog owner or a seasoned pet parent, this book will deepen your appreciation for your canine companion and help you see them in a whole new light. So why wait? Dive into the delightful and quirky world of canine behavior today and discover the answers to the questions you've always wanted to ask. "Why Does My Dog Scratch the Carpet" is the ultimate guide to understanding your furry friend, and a must-read for anyone who loves dogs. Get your copy now and join the thousands of readers who have already unlocked the secrets of the canine mind! Keywords: dog behavior, canine psychology, pet psychology, animal behavior, dog training, pet parenting, dog cognition, canine intelligence, dog emotions, canine senses, dog body language, dog communication, pet health, dog science, animal cognition, dog breeds, puppy training, dog care, dog ownership, dog lovers.
Download or read book The Silly Season written by Susan Holtzer and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2000-04-15 with total page 292 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Strange lights in the Michigan sky. The gathering horde of psychics, alien abductees, and millennialists swear it's an authentic UFO hovering over UM, but to student and Daily sports reporter Zoe Kaplan, the sightings look like a group of fireflies mating. The controversy deepends when history professor Thomas Edison Stempel, a dedicated ufologist, suspects that someone is trying to discredit his extensive research. His archenemy, biochemistry professor Conrad deLeeuw, thinks Stempel set the whole thing up, and fanatic Jarvis McCray claims documented proof of alien/government conspiracy. Was it a hoax, or a cleverly designed plot to kill? Police lieutenant Karl Genesko is stymied, while his fiancee, computer consultant Anneke Haagen, is amused, and Zoe is thrilled at the chance to string the story for the AP. But when Professor Stempel turns up electrocuted on a wide swath of burned field, the silly summer season turns deadly. Genesko's out to trap the killer-with a trap so dangerous he may not survive to tell the tale.
Download or read book Razor Here Rantings of a Silly Old Man written by Ron Donaldson and published by Trafford Publishing. This book was released on 2011-02-16 with total page 179 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At one time, Razor was a strapping, athletic, and active young man. Now, many years later, he has finally come to the realization that getting older really pisses him off. Now pear-shaped, slow, and forgetful, Razor is convinced he is not a pretty sight. Worse yet, Squatty Bodyhis lovely, strong-willed wifeis a real pain in his butt. In his first collection of humorous anecdotes and satirical commentary, based on real-life situations and current issues, retired teacher and avid storyteller R. D. Donaldson shares a delightful compilation of musings both hilarious and contemplative that highlight the adventures of Razor and Squatty Bodytwo characters loosely based on Donaldson and his own wife. Razor was born on the golf course and will do anything to win his opponents quartersincluding verbally slashing the enemy. Squatty Body is a deficient chef who has burned boiling water, screwed up buttered toast, and killed the neighbors dog with her less-than-desirable cooking. Is the whole world going crazy? After all is said and done, Razor may just prove to everyone that he is the only sane one left standing in the midst of a bunch of nuts.
Download or read book Silly Verse for Grown Ups written by Gary Twynam and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2013-10-25 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Reviews of Silly Verse for Grown Ups: Wonderful, witty, warm and wise (KD Bristol) Not very silly, not very grown up and, quite often, not even verse. (ST London) A pocket full of lollipops (LL Shropshire)
Download or read book A Pocket Dictionary of the French English Languages written by Léon Contanseau and published by . This book was released on 1891 with total page 642 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Mammoth Book of Really Silly Jokes written by Geoff Tibballs and published by Robinson. This book was released on 2011-09-22 with total page 587 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The biggest and best collection of jokes for all the family to enjoy. 8,000 rib-ticklers, covering every subject under the sun from Aardvarks to Zombies, including chicken jokes, doctor-doctor jokes, elephant jokes, horror jokes, knock-knock jokes, excruciating puns, riddles, school jokes, sports jokes and waiter jokes. Most of the jokes are sharp one-liners but there is also a scattering of slightly longer stories.
