Download or read book The Subtle Art of Being an Asshole written by Dr. Brandon Day and published by Dr. Richard Littlecock. This book was released on 2023-03-18 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "With his signature humor, heartfelt honesty, and inspirational true-life stories, comedian and bestselling author, Dr. Brandon Day, discusses how he learned to accept his lived truth and come to terms with being an asshole. He shares his struggles with being fat phobic, transphobic, a racist, and his attempt at not being a sexist anymore as he attempts to embrace his new role as a male feminist. He tackles LGBQT issues, how he became a doctor, going woke, and he even shares intimate details from his personal life such as his ex-wife being a raging bitch and his lifelong struggles with his addiction to pooping." -New York Times WHAT OTHER FAMOUS PEOPLE ARE SAYING: "Dr. Brandon Day is like a white Maya Angelo. If he had a pussy, I'd definitely grab it." -Donald J. Trump "I am a really mean lesbian so I normally only read books about really mean lesbian stuff, but Dr. Brandon might have turned me straight." -Ellen DeGeneres "Profound and insightful. Dr. Brandon almost made me stop hating white people." -Ibram X. Kendi. "Hot! It totally gave me a boner, and I am not even supposed to have a dick." -Caitlyn Jenner "Read it cover to cover while I was taking a massive shit. Diarrhea has never been so much fun!" -Catherine, Princess of Wales "Truindenashendubbabapresser!" -Joe Biden "What a great read! Dr. Brandon is like Forrest Gump, but slightly more retarded." -Tom Hanks "Hilarious...almost as good as smoking crack and pissing on hookers.... almost." -Hunter Biden "Allah Akbar! Maybe Americans aren't so bad after all" -Al Qaeda "This is a book with lots of words and letters written in a time when we must think of the future in the present tense." -Kamala Harris

Download or read book Lost Anarchy 2012 A YEAR IN REVIEW written by Mojo El Diablo and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2013-01-03 with total page 280 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The title speaks for itself...2012: YEAR IN REVIEW...from the north american music merchants show (namm) to wondercon to san diego comic con to the sunset strip music festival...THIS EPIC BOOK HAS IT ALL...it is the final book of the lost anarchy saga, cuz mojo el diablo has been exiled!

Download or read book The F King Book written by Allan Wood and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2006-10-03 with total page 430 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These writings are a celebration of the evolution of our habitat and its inhabitants from time immemorial to present day. Together with our singular appreciation for the most spoken word of all time, a word that conveys different emotions, has multiple meanings, a word that is never used out of context, always grammatically correct, spans cultural, geographical, political and national barriers, brings all communications to a level playing field. This book is dedicated to everyone who is misguided enough to believe the world has evolved au natural. Hopefully, once reading this literary milestone you will come to realise this worlds original inhabitants were put here by some Universal Interplanetary Council Correctional Department to facilitate their rehabilitation, all of these early settlers were undoubtedly mentally and/or criminally insane and have unwittingly spawned what we know today as a seething mass of institutionalised and certifiable nutters of which you are undoubtedly one.

Download or read book Surviving the 70S written by Greg Phillips and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2014-02-21 with total page 165 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Not everyone gets to grow up in a small farming town like Yorktown, Indiana, but Greg Phillips did. Whats more, he made the best of it by never really leaving. Gregs fate was sealed before his birth, when his father opened his own pattern shop. Phillips Patterns opened for business as a wood pattern manufacturer on a small plot of land that belonged to Gregs grandfather. Decades later, it still remains a family business. As a boy, along with two friendsBill Webb and Mark ZurlinoGreg began a lifelong love affair with cars. Together, the three boys took risks, raced toward danger, and enjoyed every minute of being pals during the 1960s, 1970s, and up to the present day. Greg relished working on and racing fast cars, but life would have meant nothing without the love of his wife, Stacy, and the rest of his family. In Surviving the 70s, he recalls sports, pranks, outdoor adventures, cruising streets on summer nights, family tragedies, and living life to the fullest no matter what happens.

Download or read book How to Seduce the Hottest Women in the World written by Kent Lamarc and published by 22 Lions. This book was released on 2016-10-16 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s interesting that we tend to seek for answers with the same brain that has produced the questions and then wonder why we keep the questions but not have the answers or why the answers never seem to match our initial perceptions or expectations when making the questions? And yet, for some reason, we persist for months, and even years of our life, with the same questions. Very often, we give up on finding the answers, but the questions remain, buried in our subconscious mind. And so, and ironically, I find myself realizing that the best answers can only be seen and not searched. Truly, you can only look at what lays in front of you, because life is perfect already, and anything that can be found beyond our preconceived ideas about life is really beyond our preconceptions, thoughts or expectations, which means one cannot be without not being. In this book, I will show you what I’ve found when forgetting myself, when allowing myself to feel stupid and realizing that I know very little about life, and in specific, women, which is something I had to do if I wanted to truly know how to conquer a ten instead of settling for less. I actually thought I had conquered many tens before in my life, you know, those women every man wants, that they try to anxiously seduce even as she is right next to me, or that they want to learn how to seduce by becoming my friends first and copying what I do next. But recent experiences shown me that the level can always be upgraded. Those tens are now ones when compared to the astonishing goddesses I met in the baltic countries. In my previous books I did mention women that are socially perceived as a ten. But what if you met the hottest girls in the world? What kind of ten is that previous girl you met? Relearning about how to answer such questions is what I did to write this book. After ending a five years relationship with a woman that was a ten from the social perception of any country we visited together, in a nearly total of thirty countries, often making men wondering what a guy like me had that they didn’t, and assuming it’s just the size of my cock, was what I did to upgrade my game and take it to a completely new level, far beyond my personal expectations. I decided to travel for 4 months in 7 of the countries with the most beautiful women in the world: Finland, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Denmark, Belgium and Spain. This book resumes conclusions that I’m not necessarily proud or happy about, but that, as a social, psychological, but also psychopathic, and foremost, mindfucking scientist, as well as researcher, do present very accurate insights into the female mind, at least the one that is at the top as the most appreciated, the tall, blond and blue or green eyes blond with long hair and beautiful facial features. You know, that goddess that you thought only existed either in the Lord of the Rings or very high quality porn movies. Yep, I’m going to teach you here how to blow yourself away with amazing success in picking up and dating the hottest women in the world. And if you can’t, well, fuck it and fuck you, because I’m not your father and this isn’t LSD and won’t make miracles for you just because you read it. This is just a book. You’re responsible for what you do, say and also for who you are. So, don’t blame me or anyone else for being yourself and existing in the way you do. If you want these tips to work, you must use them over and over again, because they’re so good that they even work on men. That’s right, I made as many male friends as I made female friends by behaving and talking like what I will show you here. And I also did have amazing conversations with some guys while seducing their girlfriend in front of them. The emails that these girls kept sending me still surprise me to this day.

Download or read book A Court of Wings and Ruin written by Sarah J. Maas and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2018-05 with total page 739 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sarah J. Maas hit the New York Times SERIES list at #1 with A Court of Wings and Ruin!

Download or read book Memoirs of the life time and writings of Thomas Boston written by Thomas Boston and published by . This book was released on 1776 with total page 578 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Kerouac on Record written by Simon Warner and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2018-03-08 with total page 481 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: He was the leading light of the Beat Generation writers and the most dynamic author of his time, but Jack Kerouac also had a lifelong passion for music, particularly the mid-century jazz of New York City, the development of which he witnessed first-hand during the 1940s with Charlie Parker, Dizzy Gillespie and Thelonious Monk to the fore. The novelist, most famous for his 1957 book On the Road, admired the sounds of bebop and attempted to bring something of their original energy to his own writing, a torrent of semi-autobiographical stories he published between 1950 and his early death in 1969. Yet he was also drawn to American popular music of all kinds � from the blues to Broadway ballads � and when he came to record albums under his own name, he married his unique spoken word style with some of the most talented musicians on the scene. Kerouac's musical legacy goes well beyond the studio recordings he made himself: his influence infused generations of music makers who followed in his work � from singer-songwriters to rock bands. Some of the greatest transatlantic names � Bob Dylan and the Grateful Dead, Van Morrison and David Bowie, Janis Joplin and Tom Waits, Sonic Youth and Death Cab for Cutie, and many more � credited Kerouac's impact on their output. In Kerouac on Record, we consider how the writer brought his passion for jazz to his prose and poetry, his own record releases, the ways his legacy has been sustained by numerous more recent talents, those rock tributes that have kept his memory alive and some of the scores that have featured in Hollywood adaptations of the adventures he brought to the printed page.

Download or read book The Way to Go written by Robert H. Rimmer and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2000-07 with total page 430 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THIS IS A STORY ABOUT PEOPLE LIKE YOU DAYDREAMING THEY ARE SOMEONE ELSE SOMEONE WHO IS HAVING MORE FUN AND IS FINDING, OR HAS FOUND, THE WAY TO GO. Is Solomon Razor Bob Rimmer? Well, Bob is a bit older an octogeneian. But they both love all women, and like Solomon, Bob has sailed in Belize. Like Solomon, Bob has a wife who lets him write about and sleep with women like Anne Hutchinson, Elizabeth Pepys and in this story, a Vivien Leigh, look-alike all of whom died before their time. IS THIS A TRUE STORY? Bob believes that all of us have alter egos. We, not only, never stop living other people's lives celebrities or not but we live story book lives and as Peter Brook once said: "Our lives are ceaselessly interwined with narrative. The stories we tell, or hear told, or imagine are reworked into our own lives. Many of us are "wannabees." Sure, Bob wishes he had been Ian Fleming and made millions writing about James Bond. But Solomon Razor knows that his "way to go" story is true and more realistic and lovingly sexier, than any 007 missions, than Dirty Harry's or most good/bad guys including Clyde, Davy Crockett (King of the Wild Frontier) and Rhett Butler, whose names Solomon uses in his travels with various women on the Yucatan Peninsula. AS FOR YOU Will women readers wish they were Vivien Sweet, aka Scarlet O'Hara? or Myrtle Craddock aka Maggie Craddock or Phoebe Fortin aka Rarharu. One thing is sure, like Solomon Razor, most male readers would be happy to go to bed with any, or all, of them!

Download or read book Holy Crap written by David Hines and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2011-03-09 with total page 207 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “We should start our own religion.” One simple sentence, one really bad idea. But to chronic underachievers Danny Welles and Walter James, starting a new religion sounded like the best idea they'd ever had. Those six little words would inspire them to write their own dogma, ensnare a gullible Hollywood star to be their spokesman, hijack the nation’s highest-rated TV talk show and create the Church of OK, a religion based on “positivity and permissiveness” that would fuel a media firestorm rocketing them to fame – and infamy. Holy Crap is a funny, satirical look at our modern culture, following its characters as they take on religion, Hollywood, television, the tabloids and each other with the goal to enrich lives – as well as their own bank accounts. It’s a journey filled with religious zealots, 7-Eleven hot dogs, Caddyshack as a Christian allegory, Kama Sutra with cats, a certain amount of substance abuse, and heartfelt sex on playground equipment.

Download or read book Behind the Boards II written by Jake Brown and published by Hal Leonard Corporation. This book was released on 2014-05-01 with total page 282 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: (Music Pro Guide Books & DVDs). The initial volume of Behind the Boards was the first definitive rock-record producer's anthology of its kind, taking music fans and those interested in sound recording inside the studio to experience the creation of life-changing music! Behind the Boards II: The Making of Rock 'n' Roll's Greatest Records Revealed takes fans inside the creation of still more legendary rock gems, including "Hotel California" by the Eagles; "Should I Stay or Should I Go?" by the Clash; "Rocketman" by Elton John; "Ziggy Stardust" by David Bowie; "Start Me Up" by the Rolling Stones; "The Thrill Is Gone" by B.B. King; "Take a Walk on the Wild Side" by Lou Reed; such Beatles classics as "I Am the Walrus," "Helter Skelter," and "Give Peace a Chance"; as well as still more hits by Def Leppard, Billy Idol, Stevie Ray Vaughan, George Thorogood, the Police, Jackson Browne, Survivor, Foo Fighters, the Stone Roses, Ozzy Osbourne, Heart, Joe Satriani, Rick Derringer, Peter Frampton, Huey Lewis & the News, Tool, Jon Bon Jovi, Daughtry, Michael Jackson, Whitney Houston, Lenny Kravitz, Tracy Chapman, Steve Miller, Simple Minds, Foreigner, and many more!

Download or read book SPIN written by and published by . This book was released on 2009-06 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the concert stage to the dressing room, from the recording studio to the digital realm, SPIN surveys the modern musical landscape and the culture around it with authoritative reporting, provocative interviews, and a discerning critical ear. With dynamic photography, bold graphic design, and informed irreverence, the pages of SPIN pulsate with the energy of today's most innovative sounds. Whether covering what's new or what's next, SPIN is your monthly VIP pass to all that rocks.

Download or read book The Lady Pirate The Superhero written by Jerri O'Powell and published by Jerri O'Powell. This book was released on 2021-08-07 with total page 169 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: After spending a century fighting in a losing war against the most unstoppable force the galaxy has ever known; the confederacy is no more, and humanity is all but lost or enslaved. Keyanna, a shape-shifting organic nanite Rehuman Being and Naya, a Torrey 9 (high gravity world) born human, travel to Deslar, the godmaker world, the last stronghold of humanity. In the past, Deslar has endowed Keyanna with the ability to temporarily travel thru time. On this occasion Keyanna, a self proclaimed space pirate, born on the pirate ship The Twenty-Wun Stars, along with Naya, who like being the superhero off her home world, travel back in time to stop the war before it ever begins. Over three thousand years after the final battle over the soul of mankind, between God, Satan, and Nefarious, destroys the earth, a new chapter begins. The resulting hyperspace blast from the earth’s destruction flings the last of humanity into the furthest reaches of space on their surviving starships. Over 300 years passes before these star cast seeds of mankind reclaim the stars, and begin to find each other. The first of the new worlds to find each other and reconnect old humanity on new worlds, would eventually form The Confederation of Republic Worlds. This union would be marked with the erection of the Jara Timekeeping Tower on Jara Prime, broadcasting a synced time throughout the known universe. This is the Jara Era.

Download or read book Altered Perceptions written by Kenn Gordon and published by BookRix. This book was released on 2020-12-22 with total page 574 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I grew up in the Highlands of Scotland. I became a musician whilst still at school. Then I made my first musical instrument, at the age of 13. At the age of 18, I joined the Royal Air Force. I served for 9 years and worked at numerous secret establishments. During my military career, I continued to play in bands and to write music. When I left the RAF, I still played music, forming my own bands and recording over 32 Albums, under various names. I also created Gordon Guitars, making high end and bespoke guitars. As I grew older, I looked for a new avenue for my creative juices. It is because of this, that I have decided to become a writer. The first novel entitled ‘Altered Perceptions’ is the first part of a Trilogy featuring. Andy McPhee and Team Seven, of the SIS Black Door Operations. SIS (Secret Intelligence Service) do exist, as do Black Door Ops. What goes on at CDE (Chemical Defence Establishment) Porton Down, is part factual and part fiction. Although this story is fiction, or you could say factional. The Enriched Uranium and Plutonium did go missing from FBR (Fast Breeder Reactor) Dounreay. The Secret Royal Navy program, the Vulcan Project, did take place between the RN (Royal Navy) and Rolls Royce. There were two major accidents at FBR Dounreay, and they were covered up. There still, to this day, remains two miles of off-limit shoreline. Where pieces of Plutonium are being found, on the beach near Dounreay. Much of what happened in this first book, did happen in real life. Some is of course pure fiction. Real names have been changed. Many of the places exist. Gruinard Island was used by the British Government, to test out bacteriological and viral spores of anthrax. The island remained uninhabitable for almost 50 years. The UK has signed up to the Geneva Convention, that bans the use of chemical and biological warfare. Yet it continues to make these banned items. The UK is not alone in this. The USA, France, Belgium, Germany along with many countries in the west. Yet we first world countries, condemn the third world countries, who try to make them. Worse still, in some cases, we even supply these countries, with the parts required to make these weapons of mass destruction. That is a fact.

Download or read book We Bury Our Dead Well written by Rachael Webb and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2022-11-28 with total page 1160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We Bury Our Dead Well By: Rachael Webb The very element that binds us to humanity is being used to divide us. Our emotions do not make us unique; they make us human. It is how you got there and what you do once you leave the particular events of your life, this is where your uniqueness comes from. Let's start loving our living with a cup of grace and the emotional bonds of humanity. Follow two public servants who leave it all on the field to help others only to be left destitute and in peril due to the actions of others. Discover how important a support network is as you embrace individuals in a parallel world and discover how we as individuals help to kill each other every day in our actions and our words. In a world where materialist items are valued over human life, let's come back to humanity and start taking care of each other. Validation is your only requirement. It is not for you to judge "good or bad." Let's see each other for the possibility, not the trials that we are currently facing alone.

Download or read book Cheney s War Crimes written by Holcomb B. Noble and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2013 with total page 231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In an important sense, Holcomb Noble spent most of his career at The New York Times preparing for this project, the first ten years as an acquisitions editor and rewrite person at the Sunday magazine. After stints as a science-section editor, metropolitan news editor, and business editor, he was made an investigations editor, during which he led two teams in year-long investigations that won back-to-back Pulitzer Prizes-one proving that the Star Wars anti-missile shield would not work, saving the nation an estimated cost of more than a trillion dollars, and the second uncovering corruption in the space industry, which directly accounted for the crash of the space shuttle Challenger and death of seven astronauts. His journalism career began as a reporter for the Worcester Telegram in Massachusetts after graduation from Amherst College. He joined the Associated Press in 1960 and went on to become day supervising editor of the AP's general news report. Part of his responsibilities included directing coverage of the moon missions of Apollo 12, 13, and 14 from the AP bureau at the space center in Houston. Cheney's War Crimes brings together for the first time the many strands of the Shakespearean tragedy that is the story of Dick Cheney. It gives an insider's account of his extraordinary seizure of power in becoming the de facto president; makes shocking disclosures about the chaos and confusion in response to the 9/11 attacks; and tells step by step how Cheney led the nation into two destructive wars in the Middle East.

Download or read book Insanity written by Charlie Bronson and published by Kings Road Publishing. This book was released on 2004-03 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Charles Bronson is the most feared and the most notorious convict in the prison system. Renowned for serial hostage taking and his rooftop sieges, he is a legend in his own lifetime. Yet behind the crime and the craziness, there is a great deal more to Charlie. He is a man of great warmth and humor; a man of great artistic talent who exhibits his drawings around the country; and a man with an overpowering urge not to let the system get him down. Insanity is a look into the mind of a true individual--a wild, inspired, single-minded, fascinating man, oppressed not only by the workings of his singular mind, but also by the system that confines him.