Download or read book 25 Smelly Christmas Stories Rhyming Picture Book written by El Ninjo & Timmie Gu and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-09-16 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids just love the holiday season and they enjoy celebrating their own way. Some kids love the more traditional countdown calendars while the cooler kids know that there is only one way to countdown to Christmas and that is the farty way. Timmie Guzzmann the author of the First Farting Advent Calendar knows because he is a kid himself and there is one thing that he even does better than farting and that is picking up trends because he loves to listen to his pals & the other kids at school. Lately he picked up lots of kid conversations where kids all around him just told him that they are annoyed by these lame chocolate countdown calendars that their parents have been giving them for years. Timmie had an epiphany right at the spot and that is how the fart calendar was born. He teamed up with his good friend Randolph Meretzenischt from poetry class to form a team of unbeatable fart rhyming artists. They got together and shared some crazy fart ideas and put them into fun and rhyming poetry à la Dr. Seuss. Timmie the fart expert shared some cheerful ideas how farts can be transformed into the Christmas season and Randolph transformed Timmie's Christmas fart disgust into cheerful & seasonal greeting type of poetry that sounds like Christmas fart poetry world class. Timmie, the fart expert, and Randolph, the poet, got together with Hawk Henninger who joined their foreces and popped out some smelly illustrations on top of the rhymes. As mentioned above, this countdown fart Christmas calendar is only for the cool kids (no wussies allowed) because if it is not a fart calendar it is just a calendar. This holiday season will become so much more fun & exciting because this smelly Christmas countdown calendar offers 25 hilarious farty Christmas carols that are even fun to read out loud... + Dogs Are Really Just Big Jerks! Vol. 3 and the list goes like this: Why Dogs Can Be Real Jerks Sometimes Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Pesky Perk Pee Wee Herman ...

Download or read book 25 Smelly Christmas Stories Rhyming Picture Book written by Timmie Guzzmann and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-12 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the Color Version! Kids just love the holiday season and they enjoy celebrating their own way. Some kids love the more traditional countdown calendars while the cooler kids know that there is only one way to countdown to Christmas and that is the farty way. Timmie Guzzmann the author of the First Farting Advent Calendar knows because he is a kid himself and there is one thing that he even does better than farting and that is picking up trends because he loves to listen to his pals and the other kids at school. Lately he picked up lots of kid conversations where kids all around him just told him that they are annoyed by these lame chocolate countdown calendars that their parents have been giving them for years. Timmie had an epiphany right at the spot and that is how the fart calendar was born. He teamed up with his good friend Randolph Meretzenischt from poetry class to form a team of unbeatable fart rhyming artists. They got together and shared some crazy fart ideas and put them into fun and rhyming poetry à la Dr. Seuss. Timmie the fart expert shared some cheerful ideas how farts can be transformed into the Christmas season and Randolph transformed Timmie's Christmas fart disgust into cheerful and seasonal greeting type of poetry that sounds like Christmas fart poetry world class. Timmie, the fart expert, and Randolph, the poet, got together with Hawk Henninger who joined their forces and popped out some smelly illustrations on top of the rhymes. The three of them put all their energy and creativity together and put out the ultimate fart harmony that they proudly call: The First Farting Advent Calendar! As mentioned above, this countdown fart Christmas calendar is only for the cool kids (no wussies allowed) because if it is not a fart calendar it is just a calendar. This holiday season will become so much more fun & exciting because this smelly Christmas countdown calendar offers 25 hilarious farty Christmas carols that are even fun to read out loud. These rhyming Christmas fart poetry pieces will definitely make your kids LOL and bring some sparky Holiday cheer into your home! Your kid will love to open up these 25 fart surprise doors one per day and counting down to Christmas day the fun & farty way! The Holiday season has never been funnier, more hilarious, and more fart intensive than this year! If you are searching for a Christmas ebook, particularly a Christmas ebook that rhymes and has fun fart Christmas illustrations in it, and is about counting down from less intensive fart surprise to the the most intensive fart surprise that are going to happen as Christmas day approaches, then you have come to the right place. Get The First Farting Advent Calendar for your kids right now at the very low introductory prize of $2.99 because who knows when it goes up! By the way if your kids love Dr. Seuss type rhyming picture books, your kids are definitely qualifying for the Farting Advent Calendar because they will just love it! Your kids just can't wait to open the next door! Your kids are going to have so much fun counting down to Christmas and you can thank Timmie, Randolph, and Hawk later! Make sure to only give this to your kids on the 1st day of December. They can only open one door per day otherwise the fun is going to be ruined! See you inside...

Download or read book 25 Farty Christmas Stories Rhyming Picture Book written by Juliana Baldec and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-11 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids just love the holiday season and they enjoy celebrating their own way. Some kids love the more traditional countdown calendars while the cooler kids know that there is only one way to countdown to Christmas and that is the farty way. Timmie Guzzmann the author of the First Farting Advent Calendar knows because he is a kid himself and there is one thing that he even does better than farting and that is picking up trends because he loves to listen to his pals and the other kids at school. Lately he picked up lots of kid conversations where kids all around him just told him that they are annoyed by these lame chocolate countdown calendars that their parents have been giving them for years. Timmie had an epiphany right at the spot and that is how the fart calendar was born. He teamed up with his good friend Randolph Meretzenischt from poetry class to form a team of unbeatable fart rhyming artists. They got together and shared some crazy fart ideas and put them into fun and rhyming poetry a la Dr. Seuss. Timmie the fart expert shared some cheerful ideas how farts can be transformed into the Christmas season and Randolph transformed Timmie's Christmas fart disgust into cheerful and seasonal greeting type of poetry that sounds like Christmas fart poetry world class. Timmie, the fart expert, and Randolph, the poet, got together with Hawk Henninger who joined their forces and popped out some smelly illustrations on top of the rhymes. The three of them put all their energy and creativity together and put out the ultimate fart harmony that they proudly call: The First Farting Advent Calendar! As mentioned above, this countdown fart Christmas calendar is only for the cool kids (no wussies allowed) because if it is not a fart calendar it is just a calendar. This holiday season will become so much more fun & exciting because this smelly Christmas countdown calendar offers 25 hilarious farty Christmas carols that are even fun to read out loud. These rhyming Christmas fart poetry pieces will definitely make your kids LOL and bring some sparky Holiday cheer into your home! Your kid will love to open up these 25 fart surprise doors one per day and counting down to Christmas day the fun & farty way! The Holiday season has never been funnier, more hilarious, and more fart intensive than this year! If you are searching for a Christmas ebook, particularly a Christmas ebook that rhymes and has fun fart Christmas illustrations in it, and is about counting down from less intensive fart surprise to the the most intensive fart surprise that are going to happen as Christmas day approaches, then you have come to the right place. Get The First Farting Advent Calendar for your kids right now at the very low introductory prize of $2.99 because who knows when it goes up! By the way if your kids love Dr. Seuss type rhyming picture books, your kids are definitely qualifying for the Farting Advent Calendar because they will just love it! Your kids just can't wait to open the next door! Your kids are going to have so much fun counting down to Christmas and you can thank Timmie, Randolph, and Hawk later! Make sure to only give this to your kids on the 1st day of December. They can only open one door per day otherwise the fun is going to be ruined! See you inside...

Download or read book Stinky Santa written by Otto Fishblanket and published by . This book was released on 2017-10-11 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jingle bells, Santa smells -he smells of mouldy cheese.He doesn't wear any trousersso you can see his knees.A new work by renowned poet and part-time aeronautical escapologist, Otto Fishblanket, Stinky Santa is a book about a smelly Santa. It is illustrated by celebrity childen's book illustrator, Gerald Hawksley.If you are searching for a Christmas ebook, particularly a Christmas ebook that rhymes and has pictures, and is about a smelly Santa, then you have come to the right place.(Any similarity to any real Santa is purely coincidental)* Now includes Surprise Grotty Gift!*

Download or read book The Sweet Smell of Christmas written by Patricia M. Scarry and published by Golden Books. This book was released on 2003-09-23 with total page 37 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrate the sights and smells of Christmas with this classic scratch-and sniff book--a fragrant stocking stuffer perfect for any child! Join Little Bear as he prepares for the holidays, all the while giving readers a chance to smell six wonderful scents including apple pie, christmas tree, hot chocolate, and more! This delectable treat is a perfect way for families to spend the yuletide season.

Download or read book The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales written by Jon Scieszka and published by Viking Juvenile. This book was released on 2002 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Madcap revisions of familiar fairy tales.

Download or read book I Smell Christmas written by Mercer Mayer and published by inchworm Press. This book was released on 1997 with total page 20 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Enjoy the smells of Christmas with Little Critter and his family in this charming scratch-and-sniff holiday book that features nine wonderful scents! Full-color illustrations. 9 spreads. Shrink-wrapped.

Download or read book Collecting Little Golden Books written by Steve Santi and published by . This book was released on 1989 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book Construction Site on Christmas Night written by Sherri Duskey Rinker and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2018-10-16 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 New York Times Bestselling children's book author Sherri Duskey Rinker A new toddler book and Christmas classic: VROOM and ZOOM into the holidays with this new Christmas classic from the author of the #1 New York Times bestsellers Goodnight, Goodnight, Construction Site and Mighty, Mighty, Construction Site! Construction toys and construction joys: The trucks are gearing up for Christmas by building a special gift! But, there's a surprise waiting for each of them, too! Presents await for Excavator, Bulldozer, Crane, Dump Truck, and Cement Mixer as each finishes their part of this big, important job and rolls off to a sweet and sleepy goodnight. A gift that will delight: Playful rhyming text from the bestselling author of Goodnight, Goodnight, Construction Site and vibrant illustrations from the acclaimed artist AG Ford make this a perfect gift for young construction fans everywhere. If you and your child liked toddler books such as Goodnight Moon, Little Blue Truck, Dragons Love Tacos, Building a House, or The Day the Crayons Quit; you'll love Construction Site on Christmas Night

Download or read book GROSS GUS s Rotten Christmas written by Kally Mayer and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2013-11-25 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: BRAND NEW CHRISTMAS RELEASE! GROSS GUS's Rotten Christmas! Rhyming Picture Book for Beginner Readers (Ages 2-8) Book 2 in the GROSS GUS series Perfect for reluctant and beginner readers In this beautifully illustrated rhyming book find out what happens to GROSS GUS when he gets involved in some mischief, right before Christmas. Poor Gross Gus is always getting caught! Mom and Dad, sister Susie, Fishie, Doggie, Teacher and Santa are not happy! In this funny tale find out what Gus does that gets him in trouble and who keeps tattling on him! Does he make the NICE list this year?

Download or read book Smelly Locker written by Alan Katz and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-06-22 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Well-known songs, including "Oh Susannah" and "Take Me Out to the Ballgame," are presented with new words and titles, such as "Heavy Backpack!" and "I Don't Want to Do Homework!"

Download or read book See the Cat Three Stories About a Dog written by David LaRochelle and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2021-03-30 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Winner of the 2021 Theodor Seuss Geisel Award Move over, Spot. . . . Spoofing classic primers, Max the Dog talks back to the book in a twist that will have fans of funny early readers howling. See Max. Max is not a cat—Max is a dog. But much to Max’s dismay, the book keeps instructing readers to “see the cat.” How can Max get through to the book that he is a DOG? In a trio of stories for beginning readers, author David LaRochelle introduces the excitable Max, who lets the book know in irresistibly emphatic dialogue that the text is not to his liking. Illustrator Mike Wohnoutka hilariously depicts the pup’s reactions to the narrator and to the wacky cast of characters who upend Max’s—and readers’—expectations as the three stories build to an immensely satisfying conclusion. Hooray, Max, hooray!

Download or read book I Smell a Rat written by and published by RH/Disney. This book was released on 2007-05-22 with total page 25 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Remy, a little rat chef, uses his nose to sniff out fine foods for his culinary creations, in a book featuring ten scents to scratch and sniff.

Download or read book Rudey s Windy Christmas Read Along written by Helen Baugh and published by HarperCollins UK. This book was released on 2014-09-25 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious story full of noises and naughtiness. A sure-fire Christmas cracker of a book!

Download or read book Spinster Goose written by Lisa Wheeler and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-03-08 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Some children are simply too naughty for Mother Goose to handle. Luckily her sister Spinster Goose knows just how to deal with these uncouth urchins. Fans of Mother Goose are sure to delight in these devilishly twisted alternatives to classic rhymes. Full color.

Download or read book Are You Grumpy Santa written by Gregg Spiridellis and published by Hyperion Books for Children. This book was released on 2008-09-16 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sometimes even the merriest, most cheerful guy on the planet wakes up on the wrong side of the bed… First, after a restless night due to Mrs. Claus's snoring, Santa awakes on Christmas morning and stubs his toe. Then the elves shrink his suit, his sleigh gets buried in a snowdrift, and he gets stuck in a chimney. Santa’s had just about enough! But just in the nick of time, he discovers a very special gift of milk and cookies waiting for him. As he munches on the delicious snack, Santa's remembers what Christmas is all about—the gift of love—and, merrily, his grumpies melt away. Now available as a board book, this merrily irreverent Yuletide story, brought to life by Gregg and Evan Spiridellis, will tickle funny bones and touch hearts far and wide.

Download or read book Goodnight Ark written by Laura Sassi and published by Zonderkidz. This book was released on 2014-08-05 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Goodnight, Ark provides a fun bedtime story for kids, helping them settle in for the night alongside the animals on Noah’s ark as nighttime—and rain—approaches. Kids will enjoy the rhymed story where, as storm gets louder, boars, quails, elephants, snakes, and a few other furry friends join Noah in bed in search of comfort. This adorable children’s book: Is perfect for ages 4-8 Features eye-catching illustrations by New York Times bestselling illustrator Jane Chapman Is an ideal read-aloud bedtime tale, especially to help settle little ones who don’t like storms Great for baby showers, baptisms, holiday gifts for Christmas or Easter, and birthdays Author Laura Sassi brings a new dimension to one of the Bible’s most popular stories, giving a delightful glimpse into the emotional bond between Noah and the animals in his care. And if you enjoyed Goodnight, Ark, be sure to check out Goodnight, Manger as well!